Seeing that Shen Yi actually looked unlucky, Yu Nian was a little dissatisfied, how could these individuals see themselves one by one as if they had hit a ghost, is Yu Nian so terrifying? Isn't it just a meal? The brains of this unconventional guy for more than a few years are beyond the guess of ordinary people. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Everything, in his eyes, is as normal as pooping and occasional constipation, and life is in the world, it is inevitable that there will be diarrhea.

"Since you can't drink alcohol, then don't drink too much, otherwise I can't tell the difference between and food, then I will laugh and be generous!"

Yu Nian kindly comforted Shen Yi, and suddenly a carrier pigeon flew and landed on Yu Nian's shoulder, Yu Nian twisted his head and stared at the pigeon for a long time before he came to a conclusion, and made a decision that was not a normal person can make, and directly grabbed the carrier pigeon and beckoned to Wang Po: "Wang Po!" Add vegetables! Braised pigeon. ”

Shen Yi recognized this carrier pigeon, although he didn't know whose it was, but Tsing Yiwei's carrier pigeon was dyed with a strand of cyan dull hair on the top of his head, and hurriedly stopped the madman military master: "Hey, don't, look at the letter first!"

"Oh yes, you can't eat the letter, it's really rubbish" Yu Nian nodded, took down the letter tied to the pigeon's feet and threw it to Shen Yi, and then ran to Wang Po's kitchen to pluck bird feathers and play.

Shen Yi took the letter and spread it out, his face was a little surprised, and he waited for a while before Yu Nian came out covered with bird feathers, and said to Yu Nian: "This is Wen Min's carrier pigeon, let you take a few people to attend the banquet in Yuyanlou tomorrow, it is said that something happened in Yuyanlou, it seems that there is something wrong with Sanxuan Erhu, and the people from the six major factions have been invited."

Yu Nian pretended to stroke his beard at all: "Well, so we Qingyi Wei were the last to receive the invitation?" No wonder there are so many people on the street recently, I heard about this before, there seems to be something wrong with the Sanxuan Erhu of the owner of Yuyan Building, at that time I thought it was gossip, but I didn't expect it to be true. ”

There is a treasure in Yuyanlou, called Sanxuan Erhu, the general Erhu only has two Xuan lines, but the owner of Yuyanlou is three, this Erhu is similar to the six-fingered piano demon's qin, the same magic sound is in the ears, and the lethality is great. But a few days ago, I heard that this erhu suddenly couldn't be pulled, and I thought it was a rumor before, but now it has come true.

The owner of this Yuyan Mansion invited celebrities from all factions in the rivers and lakes to have a banquet to try Hu, and it is said that whoever can play it will belong to whoever this magic beard is. In fact, everyone knows in their hearts that the owner of Yuyan Mansion just wants to take this opportunity to find out the problem, if anyone really pulls it, then it will definitely be snatched back again.

Shen Yi took a sip of wine and said, "I think the most ridiculous thing is that Wanzhou is a blood demon, but now the famous and decent people have come all the way to the capital for a treasure that does not belong to them."

Spiritual interests are sometimes crowded out by material needs, most people are like this, Yu Nian didn't say anything, but picked up another altar on the table that had not yet opened the mud seal of the daughter Hong, and said to Shen Yi with a big grin: "It's not too early, I'll take you there tonight, you go back and prepare, I'll go first."

Then he left naturally, but Shen Yi always seemed to feel that something was wrong, looking at the sky outside, the scorching sun was in the sky, and it was noon. Seeing this, Shen Yi still felt that something was wrong, and at this time, he suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves, and Shen Yi immediately exploded.

"Okay, you mad strategist! Dare to steal the old lady's horse! ”

After shouting, he rushed out in a few steps, but Yu Nian had already ridden Shen Yi's horse, and took Shen Yi to hunt and kill precious prey all morning, so he ran away. Only Shen Yi was left standing at the door dumbfounded, speechless.

Riding a horse back to the house with the wine, a secret passage was opened, and there was a terrible amount of old wine on display, and it was strange that there was an extra shelf of aged vinegar and chili oil.

Yu Nian took stock of his collection, while secretly thinking, the commander of the old man doesn't know whether to go or not, it seems that Yu Nian can only replace him, many times, this kind of scene, Yu Nian can't replace him, the reason is nothing else, it lies in his character, Yu Nian, who has always been troublesome, once he appears at any banquet, the ending is always very chaotic, so Wen Min has never dared to let him go on behalf of Tsing Yiwei.

But at this time, Wen Min disappeared for some reason, so he naturally had to go to the military master for the rest of the year. In order to prepare for the exciting moment, I was so scared that I didn't sleep all night, after all, it was the first time to represent Tsing Yiwei at this kind of party, which was weird and exciting.

Excited for more than a year, he was constipated all night and squatted in the backyard toilet.

In the early morning of the next day, Shen Yi got up early, and wanted to come over to discuss with Yu Nian, and got the news last night, it is said that many people from the big faction have secretly brought weapons into Beijing, which may cause some trouble, so he hastily washed up early in the morning and walked to Yu Nian's house, and flew directly into the backyard and knocked on the door of the hall and shouted: "Yu Dajunshi, can you get up?"

After squatting in the toilet all night, his pupils suddenly shrank, a few green tendons jumped up on his temples, his face was red but with a hint of whiteness, and the tip of his nose was constantly breaking out in cold sweat.

After Yu Nian, he came out of the thatched house, his eyes were bloodshot, his eye bags drooped, his face was a little pale and weak, he looked extremely terrifying, and it was difficult for him, after all, not everyone can come out casually after squatting in the toilet for a night, and he also moves freely, it seems that he is often like this, no wonder he is so persistent in.

"Shen Yi, it's early, have you eaten?"

As soon as he came out of the toilet scratching his buttocks, he asked if he had eaten as soon as he saw someone, Shen Yi came to Yu Nian to knock on the door in the courtyard, it turned out to be an extremely wrong decision, looking at Yu Nian, who had a terrifying expression in front of him and a foul smell all over his body, Shen Yi took a deep breath before he barely calmed himself down, thinking about what he had done in his previous life, and met such a little ancestor! Shen Yi stepped forward and faced Yu Nian's rogue look, but finally couldn't help but punch him head-on.

"Go wash myself for me!" She yelled, and then kicked open the door of Yu Nian's hall and walked in, she didn't want to face such a disgusting Yu Nian.

The weather in the early morning is not bad, today's constipation due to Shen Yi's unexpected knock on the door, it actually made the old constipation for many years very smooth, originally Yu Nian scratched his ass and wanted to thank Shen Yi, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, this girl actually had a wolf heart and dog lungs, eating inside and out, and she was ungrateful and directly punched over.

It really fell on Yu Nian's right eye socket, and Yu Nian fell directly to the ground, and then he heard Shen Yi's roar...

"Woman, you're playing with fire! Very well, you have succeeded in getting the attention of President Ben. ”

Yu Nian muttered to himself and got up slowly, not caring that his right eye socket was already blue and purple, if it wasn't for Shen Yi helping Yu Nian solve today's constipation, he would have punched Shen Yi today, and the next thing he would face was Yu Nian's crazy revenge, but fortunately, Shen Yi inadvertently helped Yu Nian.

Groping into the bathroom, the servant also knew Yu Nian's habits, and prepared hot water early, just waiting for Yu Nian to come. After washing, Yu Nian was still wearing a black robe, and walked out of the compound majestically and shouted at Shuang'er, who was still chatting with Shen Yi in the living room: "Shuang'er, get ready early!"

Shuang'er got up and nodded and walked to the kitchen, while Yu Nian sat on his royal Taishi chair very unimpressively, holding his feet while ignoring Shen Yi next to him, and also freed up one hand to make tea, extremely skilled.

Shen Yi is used to this guy like this, and it's not the first day he met this guy, except when he was on a mission, he sometimes had to play a gentle person when he saw him serious, and he hadn't seen Yu Nian have a normal time at all.

I couldn't help but punch Yu Nian today, Shen Yi is not an ordinary woman, as Tsing Yiwei's tightness, martial arts must have been mastered, and he really gave Yu Nian a punch, at this time, Yu Nian's right eye socket has begun to swell and turn blue, and Yu Nian doesn't seem to care, but it makes Shen Yi a little uneasy, and asks cautiously: "That... Does it hurt? ”

At this time, Shen Yi's cold inquiry scared Yu Nian really off guard, as if An Lei, who was three or five thick and thick, suddenly looked like a big girl who had been constipated for a few months, which really made Yu Nian very unaccustomed.

And Yu Nian's brain circuit seems to be born with an indelible evil relationship with, and he can think of for the first time in everything, Shen Yi's inquiry was automatically translated by his terrible brain circuit: "Excuse me, does constipation hurt?"

"It hurts! Thoroughly! Heart-rending pain! You don't know, once people are constipated, they will miss their smooth appearance of being strained, why are you also constipated, let me tell you, there is an old Chinese medicine doctor on Tian'an Street, specializing in constipation, very good! ………”

In this way, Yu Nian didn't even give Shen Yi a chance to speak, from the constipated old Chinese medicine doctor all the way to where the digging technique of digging dung pits was strong, so he waited for Shuang'er to bring it up early, Shen Yi was still stunned for a moment, and this military advisor couldn't stop at all as soon as he opened the chatterbox.

After eating early, Yu Nian only returned to normal, Shen Yi only dared to ask at this time, so he asked about the six major factions entering Beijing with weapons, this question is indeed a bit tricky, usually if one or two people bring knives into Beijing, Tsing Yiwei can directly arrest them, or choose to ignore them.

And at this time, there are not one or two, and each of them is a big man with a head and a face, except for Shaolin and Longhuguan, almost all of the other big factions have sent some big shots, and some are even directly dispatched by the head, which shows how excited they are about the unrealistic baby of Yu Yanlou.

Yu Nian thought for a while, took a cup of hot tea and poured it directly into his mouth, and took a few sips before saying: "This matter is a little tricky, but don't worry, they are just to grab treasures, and we don't have to get along with these big factions because of such trivial matters, of course, some small factions we can offend." It's just that the cold rain pass is a little tricky, and they will definitely take the opportunity to trouble us, so we have to be careful. ”

The meaning of what Yu Nian said is already obvious, that is, the big man Tsing Yiwei with a head and face can be regarded as not seeing it and give enough face, but the small sect, I'm sorry, you don't have that qualification. The only tricky thing is not this, but the cold rain pass that is secretly making trouble.