Prostitution. The prostitute was caught!

Jiang Hao was furious by the words of the thin monkey, and felt that a college student who had just entered the school, how could he talk to a prostitute. It's unbelievable that prostitutes are hooked! "My name is Haonan."

The thin monkey patted Jiang Hao's shoulder comfortingly, and took the initiative to introduce, seeing Jiang Hao's strange face, he scratched his head with a smile and said: "My unscrupulous father, who liked to watch underworld movies when he was a child, gave me such a name, but I am a good person."

You can also call me a "good man". ”

Haonan? Good man?

Jiang Hao looked at the skinny monkey with a hippie smile, and felt that he was not compatible with a good man, but like a lewd man.

"My name is Pheasant."

The burly fat man stretched out his palm, said with a small eye glow, and smiled harmlessly, as if a person loved by his family, and the cute fat man who saw the flowers bloomed, but this head was really a bit big.

Your dad won't also watch too many underworld movies, right?

Jiang Hao looked at the big man with strange eyes, he didn't feel that he had entered the university dormitory, but seemed to have entered the Hongxing Society, this is the rhythm of worship!

Hao Nan looked at the palm of the burly fat man's outstretched hand, and smiled narrowly, with a treacherous face, much like a treacherous shopkeeper waiting for customers to be deceived.

"My name is Jiang Hao."

Jiang Hao noticed the strangeness of Hao Nan's smile, he didn't know why the other party was smiling so much, and he didn't bother to ask, but when he saw that the pheasant stretched out his hand and didn't move, he directly shook it.

Hey.

Seeing that Jiang Hao really held his hand, the pheasant looked ecstatic, while Haonan next to him showed a gloating expression.

Hi!

The pheasant's hand slammed hard, with a smug expression, but the expected scream did not appear, he was slightly stunned, and shook hands according to his hand, how could the other party not react at all?

I'm enlarged.

The pheasant's face was flushed, and he used his strength to eat, but Jiang Hao on the other side still had a bright smile, and he didn't seem to be a little uncomfortable.

Yes?

Haonan looked at Jiang Hao in surprise, as if he saw a monster, swallowed his saliva, patted Jiang Hao's shoulder, sighed and said, "Brother, if you can't hold on, just call it out, it's good to call it out." ”

"What do you want to call it?"

Jiang Hao's face was dazed, the strength of the pheasant's hand was beating, but for his modified body, it was too weak, just like an ant biting himself, without the slightest discomfort.

"Wherever we meet in our hometown, there are hand gifts, your hands are very strong, and we can become very good friends." The pheasant said excitedly, Qianjinyi learned that he was hard to find, and he finally found a confidant.

"That's right."

Jiang Hao nodded suddenly, he had heard of this custom in some places, this custom is said to have been passed down with allusions, it is said that people with strong hands mean strong strength, in the era of hunting for a living, hunting with a strong person means that there will be a good harvest, and safety can also be guaranteed, at least not to support their own hind legs.

Jiang Hao felt that it was right to be polite, otherwise it seemed that he had no sincerity in making friends, and when he saw the fat pheasant, he was excited to pull out his hand, and he directly slammed it hard.

Click!

The room remembered the crisp sound of bones breaking, and the fat pheasant's excited face suddenly turned pale, and when he saw Jiang Hao, he let go of his hand with a smile, cold sweat broke out on his head, and he kept snorting.

"If it hurts, shout."

Haonan glanced at the pheasant who was holding back, and his tone was comforting, but the schadenfreude in his words could be heard by anyone.

"Ah......h

The pheasant shook his hand vigorously after realizing it, let out a terrible scream, looked at his finger that was about to break, and wanted to cry without tears for a while.

"You're fine."

Jiang Hao stretched out his hand to comfort the pheasant, feeling that he might really be a little too much, hey, after the change, the grasp of the strength is becoming more and more inaccurate, it seems that he has practiced well, otherwise shaking hands with others, he may be able to cripple the other party, it is really a sin.

"It's okay..."

The pheasant stepped back in fear, his head shaking like a rattle, staring at Jiang Hao's palm in fear, just like the palm action that Hao Nan dodged him just now.

"Ha Lu Ha."

Haonan was about to burst into laughter, feeling very relieved, originally the pheasant was a big guy, bullying him and ravaging him all day long, but now someone can finally clean him up.

"Oh."

Jiang Hao smiled apologetically, he originally wanted to check the loss of the pheasant and help him treat it by the way, but now it seems that it is still forgotten, if he dares to get close, he has to force the pheasant to jump off the building, what a sin! 、

"The custom of the pheasant family is that they always like to slap people, according to him, this can make people stronger, but I am about to be broken by his bones."

Haonan smiled, with a sense of revenge.

"I've heard of it."

Jiang Hao thought about it, the slapping of the last time is indeed helpful to enhance the body's resistance, maybe the pheasant just can't change the old customs for a while, a little perspective, and found that Haonan's shoulders and arms are full of bruises and purple marks, it seems that the other party was really beaten by the pheasant.

"My dad gave me the name pheasant in the first place, but it wasn't the result of watching some underworld vulgar movie. It is because the pheasant has tenacious vitality in the deep forest.

Besides, my dad played with guns. ”

The pheasant's ability to resist blows is still quite strong, rubbing his hands, and his fat palms quickly returned to normal.

If you play with guns, why do you still want the underworld so much!

Jiang Hao was speechless for a while, and then caught a glimpse of the photo placed on the chair: "Let's talk about it, why was Zhang Yun arrested?" How to prostitute. What about prostitution? "Jiang Hao is not a gossip fire, since they are in the same dormitory, it means that everyone will live together in the future, and everyone is the closest friend, if you can help, you will naturally have to lend a hand, of course, provided that the other party has not committed a crime.

"Here's the thing." Pheasant smiled bitterly and exhaled: "Yesterday was not the end of military training, the three of us were very happy, finally got rid of the hellish life, and can enjoy the good life of the university, we feel that we should celebrate."

So I found a nearby hotel and started to eat and drink, but Haonan's alcohol was really not good, so he drank and lay down and didn't move. ”

Speaking of this, the pheasant glanced at Haonan with disdain, this guy pleaded everyone to drink, but he was drunk like mud, he really despised him seriously.

"I'm not and too drunk." was exposed in front of him, Haonan looked unhappy, and said in a strange tone: "We are going to school, and Zhang Yun feels that he is not having fun, and he said that after drinking, he has the inspiration to create, and he has to create paintings, and he can't pull it back."

Then it was this morning, and we just received a distress call from Zhang Yun, saying that he was a prostitute. The prostitute has been caught, let's take the money to ransom people. ”

"That's too ...... It's the best. ”

Jiang Hao was completely defeated by the three best roommates, and it was only a month after he went to college, so he couldn't hold on to prostitution. The prostitute went, just prostitution, and he was even caught, this buddy's point is too back, right?

Zhang Yun said that he was wronged, and he said that he was just going to paint the naked body. After painting, what is dedication to art, there is nothing out of the ordinary at all, the key is do you believe it? ”

The pheasant spread his hands, his expression was very rich, unless he was not a man, who could withstand the temptation of a beautiful woman? Even if it's a flower nude, I'm afraid it's a bed painting, right?

"Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway."

Haonan also felt that the credibility of this statement was almost zero.

"Then why don't you hurry up and save people? How can you still be in the mood to play cards here? Jiang Hao was amused by the pheasant and Haonan, these two guys are really interesting enough, they don't think about how to save people, but they play poker in a good way, which is really depressing.

"We let Zhang Yun's dream lover witness and play cards, also to save people." What Haonan said was righteous words, and he looked like a gentleman and frank.

"What do you mean?"

Jiang Hao felt that his thinking couldn't keep up with the thinking jump of the two roommates, and he really couldn't figure out the inevitable connection between playing cards and saving people.

"Today, the counselor went back to check the class situation, and skipped class on the first day of school, isn't this the rhythm of death? We just want to play cards, whoever loses, who will think of a good reason to fool around, and then go to pay money to save people, everyone is a brother, how can Zhang Yun continue to be detained! ”

The pheasant spread his hands, with a brother-oriented manhood.

"The result?"

Jiang Hao continued to ask.

"It's fighting, and the winner hasn't been decided yet, so you're here, or let's fight together, and there is one less person to fight the landlord, so I really can't play."

Hao Nan said happily.

"Ahem......."

Jiang Hao suppressed his strong desire to vomit blood, he really couldn't figure out what to do Zhang Yun could rest assured, let these two guys who had been irresponsible several times save him, wouldn't he be afraid of being killed by two guys?

Haonan and the pheasant were standing crampedly, they also wanted to skip class to save people, but at this moment, their thoughts were still stuck in high school, and they didn't dare to skip class at all, so they were grinding and chirping.

"Just ask the counselor for leave."

Jiang Hao took out his mobile phone and suggested.

"Chen Qiang is difficult to speak, he will definitely ask us why we skipped class, and he will definitely reveal his stuff when the time comes." The pheasant said with a solemn face, always feeling that calling was a self-defeating practice.

"Yes."

Hao Nanshen thought it was in line, it seemed that he had also been stimulated by Chen Qiang.

"Chen Qiang is difficult to speak? Don't think so? Jiang Hao didn't care, and he had already started to press the phone number.

"What are you doing?"

Hao Nan's slippery eyes watched Jiang Hao's action of pressing the mobile phone, and asked in surprise.

"Give Chen Qiang a call." Jiang Hao did not hide what he did.

"Is it a discussion?"

The pheasant swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, Jiang Hao's resolute style of doing things surprised him very much, this is too efficient.

"Don't talk, it's already through."

Jiang Hao saw that Hao Nan was also about to speak, and motioned him not to speak, Hao Nan opened his mouth, but in the end he still did not say a word of admonition.