Chapter 215: The Emperor Is Too Stupid
(~Small~Say~Net~Look~Most~New~Chapter~Section******] Although I still don't go out of the house, I am in the study all day long. I heard Hongyu say that it was not only Mr. Dai, but even they were called to help.
"How can you help," Li Wei asked curiously.
Hongyu took out a handful of calculation chips, "Ama took a few accounts for us to calculate." ”
A group of elementary school students help settle accounts,
After the fourth master came, he smiled when he heard her talk about it, "Where is it for them to settle accounts, just to see that they are all older, and I just have this opportunity to take them with me." ”
Li Wei suddenly felt that she was weaker than the fourth master. She taught the second grid to use posts, and the fourth master taught her son to take state affairs directly.
The emperor's request for the fourth master to take charge of the household department has not yet been decided, but as far as she knows, in fact, the account books and other things of the two stalls in the north and south of the household department have been carried to the house. Listening to Zhao Quanbao, seven or eight rooms were specially set up in the front yard, and in addition to these account books, a group of masters in the household department also prepared a 'number room'.
In short, after this group of masters came in, they followed up in the number room, they were not allowed to leave until they were finished, they were not allowed to leave, and if they dared to make ghosts, they would not be able to leave.
With such a big battle, she quietly asked the fourth master if he wanted to investigate a big corrupt official? Or is it a string of corrupt officials? Like modern anti-corruption dramas, first a person found a ledger, attracted a chase, he called the police, the police were framed, and then a certain captain led a group of brave young people to create a miracle, pulling up a group of minions behind a big corrupt official, and returning a certain city to clear the mountains and waters.
As a result, the fourth master made her laugh, "Where are there any corrupt officials?" Every year in the general election of Beijing, if you don't haode officials, you won't be called an errand. The emperor is sage, and all officials are united. ”
probably saw that she didn't believe it, and added: "Even if there are one or two fish that slip through the net, it's not worth the effort of being your grandfather." ”
Li Wei said, "You take me for a fool?" He looked at him with an expression, and he nodded several times on his forehead: "Clever ghost, don't talk nonsense when you go out." ”
"Of course I do." She avoided his hand and showed him the list of gifts she had prepared for the haode. Waiting for him to nod before he was ready to go out, before leaving, she deliberately said: "Master, is this called outer loose and inner strict?" ”
Seeing him glaring at him with a tiger face, she laughed and quickly slipped away.
The fourth master sent it to the door, and when he saw a group of people surrounding Su Su out, he shook his head and sighed: "It's really a grinding thing." ”
On the mule cart at the gate of the mansion, the jade bottle accompanied her and said, "Master, we haven't come out for a long time." ”
"Then come out of the third master's mansion and go shopping." Li Wei lifted the curtain of the car and looked out, "As the New Year approaches, there are more and more pedestrians on the street.
Probably because the fourth master was checking the accounts in the mansion and didn't want to attract the attention of too many brothers. So although he didn't see any guests in the house, he asked Li Weiduo to go out for a walk, and he could go to any post he received to enjoy the flowers and listen to the play.
He personally helped her sift through a few posts, and explained everything before letting her out.
He also told her some things about the previous things, so that she would not be blinded. When you go to someone else's house, you know what to say.
The Tian family on the third master's house loves to be lively, and almost every other day they have to post a treat. She has a wide range of contacts, and the third master also looks up to her because of this, and she doesn't know how to restrain herself from then on.
Hongyu heard from Honghui that Hongsheng, the eldest son of the third master's family, was about to hate the Tian family to death. Especially after Hongyun and Hongshi were named, the third elder brother of the Tian family was also named Hongjing. In addition, the biological mother of the second elder brother in the house is a concubine, and the third master has never promoted her, so she goes to hold Tian's stinky feet every day.
This time I went to Tian's Mansion to listen to the play, and Li Wei also specially prepared gifts for Hongjing and the second elder brother Hongxi.
When he arrived at the third master's mansion, Tian specially greeted the second gate, and when he saw her, he smiled and said, "I haven't seen you for many days, tell me to take a look." He grabbed her and looked her up and down, and said angrily: "You are deliberately angry with me, and you have to compare me to my house, since you came to see me, why don't you know how to dress coldly?" so that I may be glad and happy. ”
Li Weiqi said: "Is there a person like you?" How can there be a guest who is not glamorous? I'm deliberately dressed so well today, I'm afraid I'm too cold to get through your door! ”
Tian Shi smiled and dragged her in: "I don't know how to let me at all." After a while, I saw my two sons, but you are not allowed to be stingy, if you have any good things, just take them, we will not be polite to you, and we will accept as much as you want. ”
Li Wei wasn't sure if she was joking. Hongxi's biological mother is not of high status, and it is normal to be attached to her, does she really plan to raise Hongxi to her side?
Anyway, it's a matter of people's houses, just watch it lively.
As soon as she entered Tian's yard, she was startled, and there were no less than 180 pots of chrysanthemums in the yard. Compete for beauty and abundance.
Tian waited to scare her, and then pretended to regret it: "Last time, I kindly invited you to enjoy the flowers, but you accompanied your grandfather to Zhuangzi for a leisurely time, and I didn't catch up with the good time." There are a few pots that our master has moved away, and I want a few pots over there, and that's all there is left. ”
Li Wei glanced at her: "You just show it, if you put it out, you want me to be greedy, and when I leave, if you don't give me ten pots and eight pots, see if I spare you." ”
Tian smiled and bent his waist, hugged her and said, "It's terrible! I've brought back a live bandit! It's up to you to pick and choose! ”
sat in Tian's courtyard for a cup of tea, met Hongxi and Hongjing, Li Wei gave a meeting gift, and the two children were also very well-behaved.
Hongxi's biological mother, Wang, sat at the bottom of Tian's head, smiling from beginning to end. Seeing that Hongxi got a gift, he went to talk to Tian's coquettish, and he didn't care. Tian and Hongxi looked like a mother and a son, which made people have a toothache.
It's too much like a real mother and son, but it's not like the real thing.
However, Hongjing took the gift, and did not go back to Tian's side to sit, and said around Li Wei: "Auntie, can I go to play with my brothers?" ”
Tian listened and said, "I said that you didn't bring the child today, Hongjing has been looking forward to playing with his brothers for a long time." ”
Hongxi looked at Tian, then at Hongjing, and thought about it and held back.
Li Wei didn't hate Hongjing, but she wasn't sure of Tian's intentions, and said perfunctorily: "The child is still young, so you can rest assured that he will go out?" My Hongyun is six years old, and I don't dare to let him out. ”
Tian hit the snake with the stick: "Go to you, what do I have to worry about?" ”
Promise now, and the Tian family will dare to send Hongjing to the Fourth Master's Mansion tomorrow. Li Wei used the procrastination trick: "Okay, next time I go to Zhuangzi, I will call someone to pick up Hongjing, don't be reluctant." ”
She took Hongjing's hand and said with a smile: "When you get to Zhuangzi, ask your brother to take you to fly kites and catch grasshoppers to play, okay?" ”
When she came today, she also brought a grasshopper to Hongjing, and Hongjing immediately became happy and said, "Okay! Turned around and ran back and dragged Tian's hand, "E-Niang, I'm going, E-Niang, tell me to go, okay?" ”
Tian had no choice but to reply: "Okay, good, I will listen to you, little ancestor." ”
After a hasty meal, it's time to listen to the play. Who knew that the stage was not set up in the courtyard, but in the garden on the third master's mansion. Today, the Tian family has occupied the garden.
On the way to the garden, Wang and his two children were left behind, and Tian took Li Wei in front of him.
Li Wei sighed: "You can be regarded as angry with your family's Fujin." ”
Tian smiled proudly and said, "I'm not the only one who is angry with her." Don't you know, our lord brought back a baby, and now he stays with her every day. She whispered in her ear, "This new favorite is surnamed Iljue Logan." ”
Li Wei was stunned for a moment, and listened to Tian's continuation: "One of her and one of Zhu's are our lord's heart, liver, and blood. Fu Jin stared at these two too late, how could he have time to pay attention to me? ”
From a closer look, Tian's eyes already have fine lines at the corners of his eyes, and his cheeks are thin, not as fresh and fresh as before.
No wonder she's mean. The red face is not old and the grace is broken first. The third master's amorous seed heart is really unsure of what to say.
Tian glanced at her and said, "You don't have to sympathize with me." I'm kind of in time for a good time. Although our grandfather doesn't enter my house now, I was with him early, and my grandfather raised my identity early. No matter how many people come in from behind, they will call me sister. I still have Hongjing, much better than them. ”
Saying that, she hated and said: "Don't look at the Yierjue Luogen clan is good now, it is difficult to ensure that the master is so spoiled and will not suffer, wait and see, Fujin will not be able to spare her first." The means of our Fujin are first-class, and I can say now that the Yierjue Luogen clan will never be able to keep an elder brother! ”
Li Wei didn't want to hear this, and said, "Now you are the same enemy, and you are working hard against others, right?" Then shake hands with your Fujin and make peace. ”
Tian choked her so much that she couldn't speak, glared at her and said, "You can be angry with me." Then I changed the subject.
can be regarded as quiet, Li Wei is quite satisfied.
There is nothing good to sing on the stage, Li Wei only likes to listen to her own plays now, all of them are talented and beautiful women written according to her heart, which is much better than these mothers-in-law and sisters-in-law outside.
But Tian's gossip was more interesting, and she was stunned.
Tian leaned closer and whispered, "...... I heard that it was the day when the Lord was asking a little promise to pinch his shoulder, and when he turned around, he saw that there were tears on his face, and he thought she had been wronged and asked her, guess what? ”
This kind of royal intimacy sounds exciting!
Li Wei didn't care where Tian heard it, and hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”
Tian pointed to the sky, "It's the roof of the East Warm Pavilion that is leaking." Didn't it rain a few days ago? The water accumulated on the roof, and it happened to fall on the face of the promiser. ”
Li Wei: ==
I've got my pants off, and you told me to watch this?!
Li Wei said listlessly: "This is impossible, right? ”
Tian originally did it on purpose, but when he saw this, he grabbed a peanut and gave it to her, and said with a smile: "How is it impossible?" I heard that many places in the palace should be repaired, and the Internal Affairs Office has been dragging it without money. Don't you know, the ladies in the palace seem to be beautiful, but in fact they are not as comfortable as us. ”
This Li Wei believes it. She has also entered Yonghe Palace several times, and every time there are too many people, she can't sit open. She and Nara sat in a small corner separated by the screen every year, and even in her east courtyard, guests would not be able to leave a decent room empty.
When she returned to the house, she told it as a joke when she saw the fourth master. There is no silver to repair the palace in other places, she believes, Qianqing Palace East Warm Pavilion? That's a big joke.
As a result, after she finished speaking, she didn't see the fourth master refute, she suddenly froze, and asked in disbelief: "...... Could it be true? ”
The fourth master pulled her to sit beside her, fed her a salty and crispy peanut, and said with a smile: "Isn't that true?" The emperor has decreed that this year's New Year will be simple. ”
The more she chewed the peanuts, the more fragrant they became, so she took them from his hand and said as she ate, "What is it simple?" How Jane? I won't go to the palace with my children during the Chinese New Year? ”
The fourth master simply stopped eating, spread his palms and let her take it, or she saw pity him, fed him two, clapped his hands after eating, and asked someone to bring water to wash.
He said: "I want to be beautiful, but I plan to be lazy? The palace still has to be entered, and the clothes should be less than two bodies. Don't use expensive furs, but take some ordinary ones. ”
Li Wei was embarrassed and said with a smile: "Since it is simple, don't make the clothes at all." Every year, five or six large cloaks have to be made, and they are worn for one year, and there are new ones next year, which is too wasteful. ”
"If you can't finish wearing it, you can take it to reward people, how can you not make new clothes for the New Year?" The fourth master washed his hands and came back, asked someone to pour tea, and said, "No one can wronged you and the children." What's more, this is just for people to see, the emperor wants to cry poor, so we should naturally continue. ”
Li Wei was stunned, and it took a long time to find her tongue: "...... The emperor is crying poor? She pulled him and whispered, "Master, what the hell is going on?" ”
The fourth master explained to her, in short, the emperor was very generous before, and he was worried that his cronies and ministers would not have a good time, so he opened the treasury and asked someone to borrow silver.
Li Wei felt that the emperor's brain circuit was also very strange.
If this hadn't been said by the fourth master himself, she would have been able to say that she would have been able to give him a face: make up such brainless nonsense, is she a fool? People don't believe it!
Now if you don't believe it, you have to believe it.
"What is the emperor thinking?" She blurted out, and when she saw that the fourth master glared at her lightly, she hurriedly said, "That...... What's going on now? ”
The emperor borrowed silver because of Longen, even if there was no shortage of silver, he had to borrow it in order to increase his face, so that people would know that he was also the emperor's favored courtier.
She felt strange when she heard this, "Could it be that our family also borrowed silver?" "Everyone borrows, if you don't borrow, you don't have face, and if you borrow, you're the emperor's servant - the fourth master is probably in the same stream, right?
Sure enough, the fourth master said: "When the mansion was first opened, I borrowed 70,000 taels and 80,000 taels when the mansion didn't make a move." He counted a few more people, "Almost all the brothers borrowed." Thirteen borrowed the least, and fourteen had seventy or eighty thousand taels. ”
Sure enough, everyone has a share. Probably the one who didn't borrow the silver is strange - this value is distorted to a certain extent.
"Is it borrowing too much money? Just borrowed the emperor from poverty? Li Wei thought, it can't be so stupid, hehe......
As a result, the fourth master nodded and sighed: "This year, it is about 1.4 million taels." ”
"It's not scientific!" She didn't bring a handle when she was in a hurry, "Isn't it better to stipulate an approximate amount or ratio first, such as borrowing only 400,000 taels or how much a year?" How is it possible to open up and be borrowed by everyone casually? ”
She looked at the fourth master, and from his eyes, she could see that the truth was really so stupid.
This reminded her of the resignation of the former coach of the national football team, how much money he could get according to the contract, the Football Association didn't want to give it, and then when the contract was signed, the leader gave a week, and they didn't even bring a reliable translator, so they signed tens of millions of contracts, so they didn't know what was written in the contract (is this scientific?!). )。
Li Wei couldn't believe it when she read the newspaper.
But if you compare it with the emperor, the mistakes of the Football Association seem to be forgivable?
So the emperor couldn't be more stupid.
Have any of them borrowed money to borrow all their money? This is still the emperor! Shouldn't the emperor be wise and wise? Even if you're not wise, you can't be stupid like this, right?
Probably because her expression was too straightforward, she was lightly tapped on the forehead by the fourth master. He said, "Don't show it outside." ”
"I just can't believe it......" she said weakly.
The fourth master hugged her and chuckled: "You don't have to think about these things, and you can't figure it out." ”
She leaned into his arms and made him even more confused: "Is there any profound truth and intention here?" ”
He patted her and refused to say more.
Forget it, she can't figure it out. But I still want to say: what a mess this is!
The fourth master changed the topic, kissed her and said, "I prepared something good for you, ask Su Peisheng to bring it over for you to see?" ”
What's good?
Li Wei became curious. He shouted to Su Peisheng: "Give you something for you, Master Li and bring it in." ”
He took her hand and came to the hall, Su Peisheng led someone to carefully carry a screen-like thing into the room, and when she saw it, she couldn't help but exclaim: "This is...... It's a ...... Virgin? ”
In front of her is a woman with brass trim and stained glass. She sat there, her eyes half-closed, wearing a white turban and holding a lamb in her arms.
Li Wei carefully looked around it for a long time, and finally determined that it was indeed the Virgin Mary...... Glass?
She took a closer look...... How does it feel so much like a stained glass painting on a church window?
After thinking about it like this, the more I look at it, the more it looks like it. When her home was renovated, the kitchen and toilet were all made of this kind of stained glass, which was said to be clean and did not attract ash. Later, I found out that the kitchen did not show oil smoke, and the bathroom was too dark, and there was no white glass to transmit light.
She kept watching, and the fourth master was laughing on the side.
"Where did this thing come from?" She asked.
The fourth master said: "Thirteen asked someone to send it, and it was sent over last year, but it didn't look decent, I asked someone to send it to change its appearance, and it was with a few small ones, so it was too late to send it." ”
It turned out that in addition to this large original, the craftsmen also managed to make stained glass, although it is opaque, but also spelled out various patterns. There is a small kang screen to spell out the four flowers, spring orchid, summer lotus, autumn chrysanthemum, winter plum. The four-sided small screen is delicate and small, and it is beautiful.
What she likes the most is that all the patterns are very small, and each petal of a plum blossom is only as big as the nail of the little finger.
It must not be easy to do something so laborious.
She couldn't love it so much, she took his hand and praised him vigorously, making him smile: "Okay, if you like it, ask them to do more." It's just that now I can't burn large pieces of glass, all of them are such small ones, but fortunately, the craftsmanship of the craftsmen is passable. It's easier to get than a regular screen. ”
Let her say that small has small benefits, and big uses have great use. She picked the one with the winter plum and put it for him to put in the study, and the rest of the noodles were also shared by a few children.
The fourth master and her returned to the west room, sat on the couch together, and asked her with a smile: "Don't you like it very much?" Why did you send it away in a blink of an eye? That winter plum is still placed here for you, and you can see it when you come over. ”
"I can't finish the haode things, and giving them to others will make others happy." She slapped a little ass, "Besides, I have too many good things, all of which are given by my master." The treasury can't fit now. ”
The fourth master told her to have fun and said, "Little ponyf." ”
But when she said this, he was pleased. He discussed with her that he would send a side to the Niangniang Palace during the New Year. The novelty of this screen is to play fresh.
"That's how the New Year's gift was decided? What does the emperor want to send over there? Add a screen too? She said.
The fourth master made a note and asked her: "This year's New Year's gift is better to be simple." It's okay to add a face screen, do you think there is anything else you can give? ”
Li Wei remembered something good: "I have an idea, if you want to think it's good, you can reward me." ”
He put down the pen, took her hand and sat down on his side, and said with a smile: "What is not yours on the master?" Do you still want to be called a master? He leaned up and took a sip on her face, "What do you want to reward you?" ”
Enjoy it for a lifetime.
She shook his hand, "I'll sell it and talk about it later." ”
The fourth master squeezed her hand and said with a smile: "It's all up to you." ”
As for what New Year's gift to give, she really has a good idea: "There are still several bags of peanuts that the master planted in Zhuangzi, why don't you give this?" ”
The fourth master was stunned and laughed loudly: "It's really a good idea!" ”
What could be more simple and more in line with the emperor's wishes than the grain he grew with his own hands?
He lifted her into his arms and rubbed two handfuls vigorously, and said personally: "It's really a master's Susu!" I won't be able to reward you if I don't reward you! ”
The jade bottle in the outhouse heard the sound of the kang table in the house being kicked open, as well as the sound of the master and the master talking softly, and hurriedly withdrew with the others. l3l4