Chang'an City was originally a festive meaning, with the groom's travel more lively, all the way to the red carpet, firecrackers, lively, can be described as festive everywhere, but another place seems particularly unsociable. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

That is the bridal room of the Qingwei General Mansion, and there are only two people in it, one is today's heroine Qiao Du, and the other is Mo Qingyuan, who is in charge of dressing up the bride. Mo Qingyuan and Qiao Du helped tidy up the phoenix crown on her head.

In front of the dresser with the lingering red gauze tent, a sunflower-shaped copper mirror reflects the reflection of the human child, the phoenix crown is glowing, the red lips are bright, the waist is like a tight silk belt, and the ten fingers are like the tips of the fresh onions.

Today, she has lost the feminine spirit of the past, and her whole body is full of touching femininity, but she looks extremely lonely when she bows her head and is silent, the bronze mirror in front of her reflects her sad eyes, and her lips are closed, she seems to have a thousand words to say, but she can't say a word.

"Sister Qiao... Firecrackers are ringing outside..."

With Mo Qingyuan's soft reminder, Qiao Duan trembled inexplicably, pursed her lips and stood up, nodding at Mo Qingyuan. Mo Qingyuan glanced at Qiao Dui's lonely eyes, couldn't help sighing, and silently put on a red head cover for her, a bright red head, what could be covered was a thousand lines of tears, and what could not be covered was the sadness that wrapped around her heart like silk threads.

As Mo Qingyuan took Qiao Du's little hand and went out of the door, the gongs and drums outside shook the sky, and the sedan chair arrived in front of the Qingwei General Mansion, and the door was closed, which was called blocking the door. Jiuwu knocked on the door outside, urging the bride to get into the sedan chair.

At this time, there must be a polite answer, and someone in the courtyard of the woman's house must ask for a "red envelope" through the door. The man can only enter the door after a certain amount of time.

However, due to some special reasons, the politeness is over, as for the gifts, they are distributed to the Qingwei in the general mansion, and Mo Qingyuan led Qiao Duan to the sedan chair and set off for artillery battles.

When I arrived at the door of the military division's mansion, I carried the brazier to the evil qi, and carried it all the way into the front of the hall to wait for the auspicious time.

And someone sprinkled some beans and cereals next to the sedan chair, saying that it was to avoid the three evils, everything came according to the rules, and the auspicious time for getting off the sedan chair had arrived.

The red carpet rolled all the way into the hall, and the hall was sitting on the main seat, and there was the current saint Jiang Kun, who had no father or mother for more than a year, and simply worshiped his current saint.

And at this time, everyone also knows that Jiuwu is not Yu Nian, and Yu Nian's personal disciple, according to custom, this is actually inappropriate, after all, the matchmaker is talking about Yu Nian and Qiao Duan.

But with the current identity of Jiuwu, this was directly ignored by him, and led the bride into the hall, and a large group of people inside and outside watched the excitement.

The two stood in front of the emperor, and the master of ceremonies looked at the hour and said loudly: "The hour has come, and the bride and groom are ready to bow down."

"Worship heaven and earth!"

The bride and groom turned to the heaven and earth at the door and slowly bowed, but Qiao Du was always a slow beat, which made Jiuwu a little embarrassed.

"Two worship the high hall."

Since there is no high hall on both sides, it is an honor to worship the emperor now, and the two of them kneel, Jiang Kun smiled from ear to ear.

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

It's finally time for the last husband and wife to worship, the two stand opposite each other, but they don't know that Qiao Dui under the red head cover has already had two lines of tears, the miracle did not appear after all, and Yu Nian did not suddenly call her name as she thought in her dream.

"Boom!"

Just when Jiuwu was about to bow slowly to Qiao Dui, his head was suddenly subjected to force, and he was directly pressed down, and the strange force actually stuffed his head directly into the floor, making a violent explosion and splashing a burst of dust.

The people around were shocked, not knowing what was going on, and Qiao Du was also stunned for a moment, at this time she was covered by the red head cover, and she didn't know what was going on, and wanted to pull the head cover, but at this time, Jiuwu suddenly pulled her head out of the ground.

His eyes widened with anger and blood, and he looked around and said in a tone that almost burst into flames: "Who!"

At this time, the eyes of the surrounding people collectively focused on Jiang Kun, or rather, it was a strange person sitting on Jiang Kun's head, saying that it was a strange person because he was wearing a scarlet tights with some black decorations.

There is also a red hood on his head that makes it difficult to see his face, the position of his eyes is like a pair of panda eyes, the eyeballs are gurgling and turning, and there are two double knives hanging behind him, one of which has been put out, and he is hanging it on Jiang Kun's neck with his feet.

You know, he sat on the emperor's head, and he also got to threaten the emperor, which alone is already a capital crime. Jiuwu turned his head, his eyes were cold, and someone really dared to make trouble at his wedding.

At this time, he was holding the emperor hostage, and he could see that this person's strength should not be underestimated by pressing his head without realizing it, and there was also a point that there were many masters present, but no one found out when he came in and when he sat on the emperor's head.

"Dare to ask who your Excellency is?"

Jiuwu asked the strange man in a calm tone as much as possible, and the strange man's tone was very strange, like a false voice, and he said: "Oops~ People are beautiful girls~"

But the inexplicable bulge in the crotch of his tight clothes proves that he is definitely a man, but Jiang Kun is also a person who has seen the world, and at this time he can still be as stable as Mount Tai, with a calm face.

"Pretty girl? I don't know any girls. ”

Saying that, Jiuwu quietly lucked and wanted to kill him by surprise, but he didn't know if the strange man noticed it or by accident, I saw that he suddenly slid off Jiang Kun's head, sat on Jiang Kun's thigh, and held another short knife against Jiang Kun's neck with one hand: "Hey, hey, don't come here if you have something to say."

"Don't come here! Hear no! I said, don't come here! Ahhh Please, don't come here! ”

Everyone was a little speechless, Jiuwu didn't move another half step at all, but the strange man kept shouting, shouting with the other hand and picking up the short knife on the other side of his foot and pointing at the air in front of him, shouting continuously, as if he was still crying, as if he was crazy.

Suddenly, the strange man suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of the door, and after the strange scream, he seemed to be frightened, and the whole person took Jiang Kun to retreat the chair several steps, and almost stopped against the wall.

At that time, the people in the hall thought that there was nothing from the outside, but when they turned back again...

"Wow! Bald ~"

I saw that the strange man was sitting on Jiang Kun's neck, holding a knife in both hands and said happily, Jiang Kun at this time has been shaved bald, who is Jiang Kun, who is the current saint, and now he has actually been shaved bald, this is simply provoking the majesty of the royal family.

"Who the hell are you!"

Jiuwu, who couldn't help it anymore, burst out with the majestic aura in his body, and Qiao Du also pulled down the red hood and looked at the strange man, always having an indescribable feeling.

"Children, remember who I am? Yes, yes, yes, I'm a Jiao Mei~ Look at this little Wu Ke, all over his body is wearing the clothes of our blue cat brand..."

The strange man began to say strange things, Jiang Kun's face was already red with anger at this time, and his face was bruised and he gritted his teeth: "Do you know, I'm ......"

"Smack!"

Before he finished speaking, a loud slap directly took away Jiang Kun's three teeth, and the strange man didn't give face at all: "Did Lao Tzu let you speak?" Why do you talk so much? Are you chattering? Ouch, chatter, huh? How dare you talk in front of me? Do you know who your dad is? ”

This guy slapped the current saint while talking, if you want to ask the person next to him what kind of mood he is, he can only say that it is cool, and he can actually see someone slapping the emperor like this, and he feels cool when he looks at it.

But Jiuwu couldn't sit still, his body moved, and he raised his palm to hit the strange man, the strange man was extremely fast, and at the same time grabbed Jiuwu's hand with the momentum of Tai Chi to soften it, and just moved Jiuwu's hand to Jiang Kun's crotch...

Immediately after, an egg shattered, but after the sound sounded, it was Jiang Kun's resounding cry.

And the strange man stood next to Qiao Dui, took out a small notebook out of nowhere, grabbed a brush in his hand and wrote on it: "Well, the emperor of the Night Dynasty was broken into eggs, black history, black history, write it down."

Faced with this weird man's style, Qiao Du immediately cried, that weird guy is definitely more than a year! Don't say anything else, just look at the words he writes in the notebook, only he can write so ugly, and no one will draw a king eight as the end after writing.

And Jiu Wu also vaguely felt that the strange man was Yu Nian, although he was sorry for breaking Jiang Kun's balls, but now he was not allowed to think about it, and he used the internal force of his whole body to slap Yu Nian.

This blow was gently held by Yu Nian with his left hand, freezing him, and then holding a pen in his right hand and quickly writing a few words on Jiuwu's face, "I am meat, poop, instrument"

Jiuwu was annoyed and angry, and his other hand was raised with a roar in the gale, but Yu Nian had never played cards according to the routine, how could he let him succeed, I saw that he grabbed Jiuwu's hand and dragged it suddenly, turned around and kicked it into the air, jumped up at a very fast speed, and held down Jiuwu's head...

"Boom!"

"Bang! - Bang! ”

Jiuwu, who was stuffed into the floor again, was about to get up, but he was directly stuffed into it by a foot after being pressed by his strength, and every time he wanted to come out in exchange for more than a year of ruthless crushing, one foot after another, knowing that the hole in the hall was getting deeper and deeper, Jiuwu finally stopped motionless.

But Yu Nian knew that he was definitely not dead, he was just pretending to be dead, and then he wanted to take the opportunity to escape, what Yu Nian wanted was to let him escape, after all, the lemon monster hadn't appeared yet, and he didn't know where he was, so he had to be asked to find it.

Pretending to ignore it, he walked up to Jiang Kun, who was about to faint: "Tsk, Your Majesty, I don't know what you want to say at this moment?" Can you tell the audience what it's like to have your balls smashed? Hey? Your crotch is so red, are you here for your aunt? Do you want a bandage? Let's put some aged vinegar on it, right? A specialty of the dungeon, which tastes excellent? How about some chili oil? Clearing heat and detoxifying..."

Jiang Kun: "........."

"For more than one year..."

Qiao Du walked step by step, ran to Yu Nian's back and hugged him tightly, buried his head in Yu Nian's back, choked up with tears of excitement and said, "I... I knew you'd ...... back."

"Oh oh oh

At this moment of reunion, Yu Nian blushed and screamed, the atmosphere suddenly became subtly embarrassing, and the people around him couldn't help coughing, and found an excuse to go out, and now I can probably guess that this guy is definitely more than a year.

Although I was very surprised by Yu Nian's strong appearance, but at this moment... Let's go out and talk, now...

"Ahhh Murder your husband! Help me! Old Joe, you're enough! There's a kind of don't slap in the face! Yes! How dare you kick my life! Believe it or not, I'll pick you up and... Yes...... Cry... Yes! …… You ......"

Not long after he went out, there was a unique scream that belonged to Yu Nian inside, and an embarrassed figure quickly escaped from inside, rushing for his life in the direction of Hanyu Pass.

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