The 415th Weekly's Door-Picking Trip
Section 1136
"Oh? So godly? "I'm excited to touch the fence. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"You don't, any supernatural event, you have to stop here, don't destroy Ms. Lin's spell, if she is unhappy, we don't want to step into here in our lives" Chu Ying hurriedly grabbed my eager hand.
"Cut!" I glanced at her disdainfully, "It's also a spell, the fence is iron, it's electrified, the voltage is not high, people are paralyzed at most, it's just bluffing, and you praise her for being amazing."
"What kind of iron, this is clearly bamboo......"
I snapped my fingers, "Look, it's just a trick."
The bamboo fence wrapped with trumpet flowers immediately turned into an iron railing wrapped around the wires, and Chu Ying's jaw was about to drop, "Isn't it?" ”
"Stupid!" I snapped my fingers again and put the fence back in its original shape, "But...... To be able to do this, she is already a great medium."
"Then we, do we still want to make tea?" Chu Ying's mood obviously didn't improve because of my comfort.
"It's not good, there will really be an adventure" I pushed Chu Ying with a smile, opened the sliding door of the kitchen, and walked in first.
“……”
“……”
"What's wrong?" Chu Ying saw that I was frozen at the door of the kitchen, and curiously leaned my head to look at "......"
"Ahh
"Mom!"
"Hiss"
For a while, Chu Ying and I both jumped up, "Snake, my mother!" ”
Almost at the same time, Chu Ying and I took a step back, and the group of snakes in the room was crowded into a pile, and the scene was chaotic.
"Hiss...... Hiss...... "Oh my boy, the demon who threatens us is here again!"
"Hiss...... hiss...... "Run, I'm going to die!"
"Hiss...... "Mommy......
"Snakes, oh mom, there are so many snakes" Chu Ying jumped to her feet, and the whole person was not good, "Ms. Lin, your kitchen is a snake's nest"
"Hiss...... Hiss...... hissed...... "Lin Huaiyu, you big liar, you say that you are majestic, you say that you are majestic, you say that you are good to scare him into a fart, and you say that you are handsome and cooler?" Mom, Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars!
"Xiao Ning, woo~ This is the adventure you are talking about?" Chu Ying's hands trembled, and she screwed me hard, "It doesn't hurt at all, tell me, it's not true"
"Correct, this is the adventure you are talking about, and, it is me who screws it, of course you don't hurt" I freed my arm from her hand and kicked a small snake with yellow and black patterns that was squeezed out by the group of snakes, "Where are you crawling?" Get the hell out of here! ”
When I finally came to my senses, I had a headache on my forehead, because fear is uncontrollable, so every time I see them, I still have some overreactions.
"Hiss...... "Woo woo ~ it's terrible ~ The little snake was pitiful, swam back, and brought his head aggrieved to the big snake for comfort, but the result was ......
The big snake didn't see it at all, and was pushed by his companions, and at once pressed the little snake's head under him.
"Hiss......" Woo~
The snakes were huddled together, scared and didn't know how to retreat, shaking and continuing to stack Arhats, while we stood outside the kitchen, looking at a large number of snakes in our hearts, squeezed together over the river and the sea, feeling this sour.
"Xiao Ning, they are like this, how can we make tea" Chu Ying looked at the room carefully, then quickly closed her eyes and covered her ears, "I'm afraid of snakes"
"I'm not afraid, okay?"
"Hiss...... hiss...... "Woo woo ~ are we more afraid?"
I choked speechlessly and reopened the sliding door "Ten minutes later, I don't want to see the shadow of a snake"
Section 1137
"Hiss!" She said she didn't want to see our shadow!
"Hiss!" She said it would only be ten minutes!
"Hiss!" That's not a run!
"Hiss!" It's scary!
"Hiss...... Hiss! "My tail, it's pressed to my tail!
"Hiss...... Hiss "My belly, go down from my belly!"
"Hiss...... Hiss...... Hiss hiss hiss! "Idiot, there's not much time, how long will the stupid guy on it be pressed!
"The sound inside is so terrifying" Chu Ying asked in horror after hearing the chaos inside, "They really understand your words?" I feel like they're debating how to attack us, as if they're strategically deploying violently! ”
"Can you make your brain hole a little bigger?" I looked at the trembling man speechlessly, "Wait for the movement......"
"You have been making tea for so long, don't expect me to give you any meaningful stories" At this time, Lin Huaiyu's voice was a little gloating, and she would have heard the scream a long time ago, if it wasn't for Xiao Mo who kept clamoring for her to come and see, she wouldn't bother to care about these two people.
We looked back and saw Lin Huaiyu standing at the back door of the main room, half of Xiao Mo's head exposed behind her, "Hey, woman, you just called it, right?" ”
"Ah, it's okay, accidentally, I accidentally stepped on the rope, I thought it was a snake, so ...... It's okay, it's okay, the tea will be ready soon, Ms. Lin, you and Xiao Mo just go to the house and wait" Chu Ying replied stiffly.
"Hurry, hurry!" Lin Huaiyu waved his hand impatiently.
"This man ......," I said to myself, gritting my teeth, to the snakes in the house, who had not yet had time to retreat, "give me a quarter of an hour to get in touch with the woman!" ”
"Hiss...... "It's terrible, that woman is so scary, I can't go!"
"Hiss...... hiss...... "yes, that woman has a very nasty smell on her, I don't!"
I pulled the door open and said, "Hell, believe it or not, I'm making snake soup tonight to feed stray dogs!" ”
Snake "......"
Chu Ying "......"
Lin Huaiyu "......" Is this person sick, don't you know that you have been the nemesis of snakes since you were a child?
Xiao Mo "......" I retreated a little further, I always felt that if I went against that woman, I would die a miserable death! He glanced at it sympathetically, entertained his aunt with good food, and secretly said in his heart: Auntie, take care!
"Hiss...... Hiss...... Sizzle, hiss, "Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
Respond in a uniform manner, and if they have a hand or right foot, they will definitely stand upright and salute the standard military salute as a sign of loyalty.
"Hiss...... it's not our fault, it's not ......
"......" I took a big step back all of a sudden, threw down the snake that accidentally passed by my feet, and withdrew a lot from afar, and Chu Ying patted their chests and stomped their feet and stood in the distance, "Xiao Ning~ They really understand"
"Nonsense, or you think I'm crazy, muttering to myself" I shook my foot, and there was a cold feeling on it.
"So...... Can we go make tea? ”
"Ahh Lin Huaiyu never imagined that her deterrent power in the snake group would fail, in fact, she was also very afraid of snakes, but because the snakes were afraid of herself, she thought that she was not afraid, and then controlled the snake group to scare people for herself, which she didn't expect......
"Go down, go down!" She desperately threw off the snake that climbed on her, "Ah, murder! ”
"I don't think we need to make it" I looked at her kitchen, "there is no trace of use at all, there is no way to make us tea, I think she asked us to come, just to scare us"
"Ah~ This person is so bad" Chu Ying originally sympathized with Lin Huaiyu, but now she didn't pity the screaming fat woman at all.
Section 1138
"Ancestor, great god, I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong, the little one doesn't dare to call your snake and snake grandson casually, let me go, let me go, woo woo woo woo ......" Lin Huaiyu finally couldn't help but kneel and beg for mercy.
It's just that she was buried by a group of snakes, and the whole thing looked like a large snake pile, disgusting and terrifying.
"Hiss...... Hiss "It's scary...... What a scary woman......
"Hiss...... hissed...... "Don't worship, we will lose our lives, a quarter of an hour, just a quarter of an hour, we will all bear with each other!"
"Woman!" Xiao Mo walked around the main entrance and walked to us.
"It's not big, it's not small," Chu Ying glanced at him and said angrily.
"Did you do it" Xiao Mo didn't pay attention to Chu Ying's yin and yang weirdness, but stared at me and asked.
"Yes," I smiled, "you already knew it, so why bother?" ”
"Stop, that aunt is a good person" Xiao Mo couldn't help but speak for Lin Huaiyu, after all, Lin Huaiyu was really good to him and had nothing to say.
"Good guys? "I don't care what hardships she has, if she doesn't want to, no one can enter this courtyard, since she has her permission, there shouldn't be a lot of trouble, so magnify the fear in the hearts of ordinary people, to intimidate ordinary people, in order to achieve the purpose of pleasing herself, such a person, I can't see where she is good"
"Fairy, fairy! I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong! ”
My voice was imprinted into Lin Huaiyu's mind word by word, and Lin Huaiyu couldn't help but buckle his head in horror, "I'm also annoyed and have no choice, so I made this decision, please raise your noble hand, adults don't remember villains, let me go"
"Since you don't want to, don't let people in, you have no choice but to show off yourself, it's all reached this point, can't you recognize your mistakes?" I frowned, I didn't have a good impression of this Lin Huaiyu at all.
"Enough, aren't you too? What qualifications do you have to judge others, rely on your own ability, and arbitrarily punish others, and what qualifications do you have to say that she is vain? Xiao Mo's face flushed, and he glared at me angrily.
The group of snakes "......" this little ghost is too idle?
"Xiao Mo, if you don't understand anything, don't talk nonsense!" Chu Ying also frowned.
"If, you know, everyone who opened the door of the kitchen, the mood at that time, you wouldn't accuse me here, let's think about it, if it were you, without any preparation, open the door of an unfamiliar space and see an overwhelming snake, or even hang on the door frame, raise the head of the snake and spit out to you to say hello, what would you do?" I flicked Xiao Mo's forehead, "A child is a child after all, a little favor, it will be bought, what should I say about you?"
"Woo~" Xiao Mo whimpered when she was played, "But she already knows her mistakes, and she will change them when she knows them, and she is very good, and my mother often teaches us like this when we make mistakes"
"If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you can do it......" I muttered a few words, beckoning to the snakes, "Let's go"
"Hiss...... hiss...... "Wow hahaha, finally free......
"Hiss...... hissed...... "Ben Snake King, I won't come out to see anyone next time."
"Hiss...... hiss...... "Fat aunt, please raise your knees!"
One that has been crushed under the knee means that it is very injured.
The snakes finally evacuated in pieces, Lin Huaiyu collapsed on the ground, and Xiao Mo hurriedly stepped forward, "You, you...... Are you okay? ”
"I ...... Not...... Things ...... "weird!" Before the last two words could be spoken, Lin Huaiyu rolled his eyes and fainted.