The 473rd Weekly's Door-Picking Trip
Section 1397
"Yes, little one, you can detect my gaze, you look like a wild human, but as a human being, it is rare to be so sensitive. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" A voice as soft as cotton came from the direction I was staring at.
Me: "......"
"What? Are you scared of me, little one? Heh~ I didn't understand the group of rotten goods on land before, why were you so keen to raise waste like you as a pet, it turned out to be ...... You're also very interesting. ”
Me: "......"
"Isn't it scary to see nothing, my little darling."
Me: "......"
"Don't be afraid, we underground subjects will not be as rude as those savage species on land, but we also have competition here, you can choose whether to accept my kindness or not and be my pet."
Me: "......" I Day #&%*#%*&!
But before I could express my anger, I had to squint my eyes, and when I opened them again, a strange potato like a small hill grinned and showed a mouthful of black teeth: "How is it, little darling?" ”
"I refuse!" A thousand words can only be said in one sentence, because ......
I'm almost vomiting from its breath......
"What's that look on your face? It's not that your eyesight is so bad that I have such a heavy breath."
"Uh...... In other words, I couldn't see it just now because you ate my eyesight? I looked at the stinky potatoes in disbelief.
"It's not really, to be exact, it just temporarily ate your ability to see for a while, but...... I've never had such an unpalatable eyesight as yours. The potatoes looked disgusting: "It's too unpalatable." ”
"What does other people's eyesight smell like?" I couldn't help but ask curiously.
"It's sweet, it's salty, it's sour, it's spicy, it's bitter, but overall it's okay." Potato recalled.
"What about mine?" I pointed to my silver-white eyes: "What does the vision of these eyes smell like?" ”
Potato's whole face wrinkled: "What do you say?" I can't tell you exactly what it tasted like, but it made me uncomfortable, uh...... If I had to describe it, it would be sadness...... Woo~ No, no, it's not sadness, it's more painful than sadness, it's ......"
I pondered for a moment and smiled lightly: "Isn't it the kind of hollow that dies after seeing through everything?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes!" The potato jumped for a moment, as if he had discovered a new world: "How do you know what I am eating?" ”
"Because...... That's what it tastes like in my heart. I shook my head as if I didn't think anything about it: "By the way, what did you do to those people here just now?" ”
Seeing me ask, the potato was even more strange: "How do you know that there were three humans like you here just now?" Yes! Could it be that you were all together, and then you lost them? ”
Me: "......" Can I say that I am the one who got lost!?
"I didn't touch them, I had been secretly staring at them just now, but before I could do anything, I was taken by the green onion."
"Onions!?" I looked at it with a confused expression: "Are all your underground species vegetables?" No, I've seen mole-like guys, and strange animal forms, but ......."
"Those fools in the form of disgusting animals don't dare to come out and shake around during the day." Potato proudly raised his noble head, of course, the premise of this action was...... It has to have that.
Section 1398
"Why?" I couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Because...... They're all half-blooded idiots who can't be reincarnated into a noble bloodline like us, they need to eat flesh, and we don't need to ......," Potato said proudly.
"You just ate my eyesight." I looked at it speechlessly.
"That's different!" Potato blushed suspiciously, and looked away awkwardly: "That won't kill you." ”
I looked at it speechlessly, "If you hadn't eaten my eyesight, I would have made a second mistake and come here!?" "I've already gone out with Lan Linfeng and them, okay! Belch...... Maybe you're facing a green onion right now......
"I don't understand what you're saying, so I'll ask you if you want to be my pet, and I can tell you, although we are not as dangerous as those creatures on land, we are not easy to mix, and it is difficult for a powerless and weak ant guy like you to take a step."
"......" weak like ants!? I took a step angrily: "I've already taken a step, unfortunately, nothing remarkable has happened." ”
"You stupid pig, this is still my domain......"
"That green onion is also from under your nose...... Wait a minute! So what do you eat with green onions? "I looked at the potato with a horrified expression, if even the potato was afraid of it and didn't dare to spoil its good deeds, then wouldn't it be what it ate......
Potato said with some reluctance: "That guy is too obscene, it eats spirits, and then when people are completely asleep and dies, let it play with it, and wait for it to lose interest before it can be free." ”
Me: "!!??? "Could it be that Li Mo's lethargy is also its masterpiece? Thinking about it, my whole person is not good.
"Eh, eh! What are you going to do!? ”
Seeing me running away, the potatoes jumped in place a few times.
"I don't have time to talk to you, you can choose another target." I didn't look back.
"Oops! We underground people are very friendly, and your friends won't have a problem, hey! Don't run so fast, listen to me, you don't want to, I won't keep you, I just want to tell you that you're running in the opposite direction, hey? ”
The speed of my extreme running stopped instantly, and I ran back with a black face: "Then can you stop talking so much nonsense and get straight to the point!" ”
"Hey! You yourself are in a hurry to become a monkey, what can I do, life is to slow down, to have charm, idiots who don't know how to enjoy...... Hey? I said so much, ...... the hell you"
Escaping from the verbose potatoes, I searched for the thin breath of a few people, and was harassed by many strangely shaped plant creatures, the most annoying of all...... A carrot poked me in the forehead with its roots and asked me in an arrogant tone: "Wild, will you be my slave!" ”
I just want to say, "you MD slave, sister, I hate carrots the most in my life!" ”
When I overcame the obstacles and found a few people, except for Lan Linfeng, everyone else fell asleep.
I cautiously glanced around and slowly approached, but I didn't expect that when I approached within five meters, Lan Linfeng threw a wind blade over, his gaze was a little out of focus, but his voice was very cold: "Who!?" ”
I casually defused the wind blade: "It's me!" ”
Lan Linfeng's whole person seemed to relax a lot: "You...... Finally...... Crawled over...... I...... You're a little ...... Heart......"
After speaking, Lan Lin was in the limelight and fell asleep.
Me: "......" so I said...... Am I here to clean up the mess!?
Section 1399
I helped Lan Linfeng to lie down side by side with the four of them, and stood where Lan Linfeng was standing just now, looking in the direction that Lan Linfeng had been vigilant and paying attention to just now.
"Isn't it very angry that the prey in hand has flew?" I said with a joke.
“……”
"It's also, it's just a green onion, you can't get on the table, you can only hide in the dark, hey, don't say it, the green onion is not as good as a potato, you see other people's potatoes ......"
"Stinky girl! Did you say enough of it? ”
As I spoke, an unidentified object fell from above my head.
This onion is a lot taller than me, and I need to look up at it.
"Where is the dead potato where I am beautiful, where I am good, where is ......" After realizing that he was fooled, the green onion was almost all green (people themselves are very green, okay?). )……
If it hadn't been angry, the whole root jumped down and jumped to the feet, it would have succeeded in the sneak attack a long time ago, okay?
I looked at it for a long time: "So now tell me, when will they wake up?" ”
"I ...... Why should I tell you? Shallot looked at me disdainfully: "Just because you are such a wild pet, you still want to question me!?" ”
I kicked the rock under my feet and inserted a stone into the rhizome of the onion.
"Ahh You are despicable, you sneak attack, you are a villain, you have no conscience, you are vexatious, you are unreasonable, you are ......"
"Your sister!" I plucked out my ears.
“……”
Although Lan Linfeng is not genuine, but a fool like "how could the wind lose to you......"!
"Mom...... This villain, she bullied me woo~~~" The green onion wiped away tears.
Me: "...... what are you talking about?" You repeat! Sorry, I didn't hear you......
"Mom, I'm not naughty anymore, I'll wait for my mother to feed me in the future, this villain is worse than people on land, woo...... The baby is going home, the baby is not playing, the baby is not playing sneak attack, woo...... Mom, the baby wants to be hugged, woo~~~"
Me: "......" Your old man is a lot taller than me, if your mother comes...... Would I rather go home?
"Bold! How dare you make my baby cry! I tore you! A muffled, not at all feminine voice resounded through the space.
Me: "......" Are you sure this is mom and not dad?
"Boom!" With a bang, the whole ground trembled, and I hurriedly took a step back, blocking Lan Linfeng's body that was almost shaken off with my body, and turned my gaze to the culprit who caused all this tremor.
I saw a green onion that could be towering into the sky if it was on the ground, and its huge body protected the green onion behind him.
Me: "......" I was skeptical, this thing is so tall that it can see us?
"Son, what about the person who bullied you?"
"Mom, it's right at your feet." Shallot aggrievedly dragged the root of the green onion.
Green onions: "......"
"Hey!" I tilted my head: "By the way, you can't see us, how are you attacking ......"
As I spoke, I saw the green onion shrink rapidly, and then turn into a majestic human-shaped green onion.
Me: "......" is good, you don't have to answer me, thank you!
"What kind of tricky guy should I be, it turns out to be a wild pet, so I wasted my vitality and turned into my original form to prepare for a big fight, son, you are too useless...... Huh? Aren't the few people lying over there the food I caught for you? No, how can there be an extra one? ”
The unknown creature looked at me for a long time, as if evaluating the value of food, and said, "Hmm! This pet is full of energy and must taste amazing, baby, where did you get such a superb product? ”