Chapter 609 Durex Chocolate Life is like this, full of comedy and tragedy, if you want to avoid this kind of thing as much as possible, you have to start first, just like if Zuo Shouru wants to eat steamed buns, he can eat a few directly on the way back, doesn't it avoid this kind of sad and painful thing?

"Quick, pour me a glass of water." Zuo Feng sat on the sofa very satisfied, picked up a toothpick and picked up his teeth, and his expression was also very intoxicated.

"Yes, yes." Zuo Shou's tone was a little low, and after swallowing a mouthful of spit, he reluctantly walked to the water dispenser and brought Zuo Shou a glass of water.

"Knock knock." Zuo Feng drank it in a big gulp, and his legs naturally put it on the coffee table in front of him, enjoying it very much.

"I said how much money did you get today, just to buy such a few buns?" Zuo Feng wanted to say that he bought such bullshit things, but he ate it himself just now, and he ate it so refreshingly, so he changed his mind.

"This, Zuo Shao, the income is okay, it's okay, I have bought buns." As soon as Zuo Shou heard this question, he immediately became entangled, he did rob two people, but he only got thirteen yuan and five cents, and it was not embarrassing enough, and this guy was "a good man who didn't mention the courage of the year".

"Have you bought buns? I didn't get a lot of money with your grandmother!" Although Zuo Feng has never sold steamed buns, he also knows that this steamed bun will not cost a few dollars.

"Zuo Shao, you don't know, I robbed all the students, and I had every few dollars, so I didn't dare to rob a lot of money in order not to expose myself, Zuo Shao, this is also a last resort." Zuo Shou also said a sour word.

"It's not your mother! I'm not hungry now, what will I eat tomorrow, eat. Zuo Feng was immediately furious.

Zuo Shou actually wanted to say in his heart, if you want to eat, you can eat it, but he didn't have the guts, so he said: "Zuo Shao, school will start tomorrow, and when the time comes, I will steal our classmates' money and guarantee that I can cope with it for a few days." ”

Zuo Shou's eyes rolled, and he thought about it.

"Stealing our classmates?" Zuo Feng heard it at first glance, and it really made some sense, because in their class, there are indeed a few rich second generations, whether they are wearing or using digital products, they are all the latest, and it seems that this is also a good way.

"Yes, Zuo Shao, this is the safest, although with my ability, robbing a bank is not a problem, but we can't make any extraneous branches, so how to insure, how do we do it!" Zuo Shou Zhenzhen said eloquently.

"This rabbit doesn't eat the grass next to the nest, I'm really convinced of you." Zuo Feng said with emotion, although he felt that this method was not good, but the top priority, in order to be able to eat KFC, he could only do this.

"Zuo Shao, isn't it just a few days, after getting the background of that kid, I immediately told Zuo Yuanfang Hall Master that I would solve him on the same day, and we will continue to call for wind and rain in the future!" Zuo Shou's face showed a look of joy, and he looked forward to the near future, but because he was very hungry, his expression was not so natural.

"Goo, goo." Zuo Shou's stomach has already begun to protest.

"What sound?" Now that Zuo Feng is full, his sense of hearing is also sensitive.

"Goo, goo."

Zuo Feng suddenly glanced at it, and immediately knew that it was the sound coming from Zuo Shou's stomach.

"Didn't you eat?" Zuo Feng obviously felt that there was something wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Yes, but, nevertheless." Zuo Shou couldn't speak.

"But what," Zuo Feng said angrily.

"But now I'm hungry again." Zuo Shou could only find such an obscene reason.

"Go out and grab something to eat when you're hungry, even if you don't have any money, with your skills, you can't grab anything." Zuo Feng said with hatred that iron does not become steel.

Zuo Shou suddenly raised his head, looked at Zuo Feng with a strange look, and thought, "Nima, the bun just now was grabbed!" It's all alarming the police! ”

"What the are you looking at me?" Zuo Feng also felt that there was something wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Eh, it's okay Zuo Shao, it's okay Zuo Shao, I'm not very hungry." Zuo Shou had no choice but to tell a lie with a clear conscience.

"Alright, if you're starving, I'll have something to talk to." Zuo Feng's words made Zuo Shou feel that he was going to give himself something to eat.

"Zuo Shao, what do you mean?" Zuo Shou felt hopeful.

"Under my desk, there's a piece of Durex's chocolate, I forgot to eat it a while ago, and now I'm not hungry, you can go eat it." Zuo Feng waved his hand lazily, and he could see that this was definitely a painful cut.

"Ouch, thank you Zuo Shao, thank you Zuo Shao!" Zuo Shou's mood seemed to be sunny again, as if he had been killed by a thunderbolt in the sunny sky, and then reborn.

Just raised his leg and was about to rush to the desk to get chocolate, suddenly Zuo Shou suddenly recalled Zuo Feng's words just now, Durex chocolate? Does Nima have this brand? Isn't that a condom?

For a while, Zuo Shou was a little entangled, how dare he eat this thing, can he digest it after eating it?

"What are you doing standing stupidly, don't eat and go away, I'll keep it for the night." Zuo Feng watched Zuo Shou stand still and was a little angry.

"Zuo Shao, you, what kind of chocolate did you just say?" Zuo Shou's expression was a little embarrassed.

"Durex chocolate, what's wrong? Any questions? Zuo Feng felt that Zuo Shou's brain was in water, and he actually asked himself what brand of chocolate, can he eat it, and still pick and choose?

"Zuo Shao, Du, Durex is chocolate? Isn't that thing? Zuo Shou shuddered this sentence, and shrugged his shoulders even more, showing a helpless expression.

"Hey, grass, I'm excited to say the wrong thing, what Durex, it's Duffys, Duffes's chocolate, fucking just thinking about that today, I actually said the wrong thing, it's really full of food and desire, hahahaha." Zuo Feng can actually talk about it in a crepe.

"Zuo Shou's view of time collapsed instantly, which was too rebellious, but he was too hungry, and he didn't care about so much, so he ran to the desk and opened the drawer to find the chocolate, and he solved it by dividing it by two.

Speaking of this chocolate, when you are hungry, it is still more powerful, so after Zuo Shou finished eating, he also felt that he had strength all over his body, his waist did not hurt anymore, and his legs were not sore, so he killed five steamed bun shop owners in one go, without effort.

"By the way, isn't school going to start tomorrow?" Zuo Feng looked at Li Miao's Zuo Shou and shouted.

"Yes, Zuo Shao, eight o'clock in the morning." Zuo Shou said.

"Hey, I can't sleep anymore, I'm really annoyed." Zuo Feng was also depressed, saying that on weekdays, he had to get up after ten o'clock at the earliest, so once school started, it would definitely be a challenge for him.

"Also, has the homework been written, that stupid study committee member must have to collect the homework first, just like the teacher's doglegs!" As soon as Zuo Feng thought of Su Ke, the school committee, he was angry.