Chapter 24 The local tyrant finally becomes a turtle

The "Han Family Cottage" was instantly far away from a hundred miles away, standing above the clouds, only to see that the mountain valley that originally belonged to the "Absolute Yin Tomb" suddenly fell very deep, as if the earth was cracked, and the giant mouth suddenly appeared!

But then the mountain peaks fell and filled the sinkholes in the valley impartially. For a time, the sky was full of smoke and dust, the earth shook, and the rumbling sound was heard far away. Even if you stand in the air, you can still feel the strong shock brought by the shaking of the earth!

And in the midst of the smoke and dust, between the peaks of the mountains, a purple light like lightning, not stopping in the patrol, always cutting off the flat mountain, Qi Root, and then slammed into the sinkhole......

"What a coolie!"

Han Feng hugged his two wives, with kindness on his face:

"The knife is so dedicated, let's treat it well in the future!"

Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er were staring wide-eyed, opening their mouths, looking at the dusty scene under their feet in disbelief.

Could this be the legendary moving mountains and seas?

Is this just a knife that you just want to keep for a fruit bowl?

Purple lightning swirled and swirled, and the mountain peaks toppled and filled into the great pit with unmistakable infall, well, the mausoleum. With such a powerful and violent momentum, is it really a cute knife that was still sold in the palm of his hand before?

Could it be that the legendary story of a thousand miles of flying swords and a thousand miles of shocks is actually true?

The crazy brother put his hands on the shoulders of Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er, gently pinched the noses of the two girls, and laughed softly:

"Thousands of miles, what is the way? Our 'Heavenly God Treasure Knife' is the vast universe, and it is still possible to get it! Why care about these little peaks? ”

Tang Yue'er was shocked in her heart, and asked hurriedly:

"Among these mountains, there won't be anyone left, right?"

The crazy brother nodded proudly:

"Your husband will never do anything to kill! Rest assured, this place is desolate, it is originally a place of absolute shade, even snakes, rats, insects and ants can't avoid it, not to mention the human beings who are the spirits of all things? ”

Tang Yue'er put her mind at ease and watched the knife performance with peace of mind. I didn't want Zhao Feifei to frown and said:

"Those demented women, shouldn't they be ......"

Han Feng's fingers gently scraped her pink cheeks, and said with a smile:

"Manpower is sometimes poor. Now that they have all been sent to the local detention facility, as for the fate of the future, it is not for us to worry about - since you have a lot of leisure, why don't you come and rub your husband's waist...... I've been working hard lately, and I urgently need a beautiful woman to soothe me! ”

While the three of them were laughing, the purple lightning had already completed the task and shot in front of Han Feng. The handle is slightly sideways, swinging gently; The gemstone is dazzling with a faint glow.

"After doing this little thing, you actually want to come and ask for a reward?"

The crazy brother said disdainfully:

"It's already good to let you out and hang around for a while! Still want to tip? ”

As soon as the words came out, the ruby eyes of the knife suddenly darkened, and he instantly hid on Tang Yue'er's shoulder, and the blade trembled, and he didn't dare to let Han Feng see it.

Zhao Feifei stretched out his hand to hold the treasure knife, and Ying Ying smiled:

"The knife is a child, what are you doing to scare it? If you're really frightened, you'll be able to do all the fruit bowls from now on - no helpers are allowed! ”

The crazy brother was speechless, so he had to stretch out his hand, and the treasure knife had to return to Han Feng's palm, but he was still trembling, for fear that he would abandon it.

"Be obedient, do things well, and go up every day, we will love you very much." The crazy brother raised it in front of his eyes, stared at the gem with his eyes, and said slowly:

"Wait for your brother Xiaojin to come back, and then let him take you to play...... In the outside world, there are a lot of beautiful women! ”

Although this knife was extremely worried that it would be punished by Han Feng, it couldn't hear the word "play", as soon as he heard it, his eyes were full of red light, and the purple light of the sword god flashed, and he nodded at the two girls respectively, and it turned into a purple gas, which instantly disappeared into Han Feng's eyebrows.

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In Mongolian, Wuliangsuhai means "poplar lake", with graceful scenery and countless rare birds, which can be called the most beautiful grassland lake.

But in Han Feng's view, it is a place of desolation and sadness - after this Yan Jun received the knife, he was ordered by the two newlyweds to stop all his magical powers, and swore a poisonous oath to accompany him in peace, "During the honeymoon, without our unanimous consent, we are not allowed to pay attention to the idle affairs of the outside world"!

Not only that, but even the mobile phones and other electronic products used as decorations on the body were all confiscated. The reason is simple and reasonable:

"Either continue the honeymoon, or our sisters will return to Jincheng immediately!"

Faced with his fierce wife at home, the crazy brother could only surrender. Be obedient, accompany honestly, don't ask people about mundane things, and only be a honeymoon groom. As soon as the clouds fell, he was told to buy tents, "unless you want our sisters to sleep in the open air."

The crazy brother is so depressed in his heart, he really can't wait to die in the water of Wuliang Suhai!

Obviously, there are all kinds of beer and drinks in the tent bed in the Dementor Ring, and there is even a Japanese strategic warehouse! But these two little girls asked Lao Tzu to walk to the nearest village, buy tents and food, saying that it was a test of survival ability - lying in a groove! If you really want to test your ability to survive, you should have thrown these two mothers-in-law into the "Hades team" a long time ago, so that they can have a good experience and see what real survival is!

The madman muttered as he staggered reluctantly along the dirt road.

In the Divine Sense, there was a small store not far ahead. Recently, there has been a boom in tourism, and more and more people have come to Uliangsu for camping at the seaside. There is a market when there is a need, and there are naturally more small businesses around Wuliang Suhai to make money for tourists.

According to the guidance of the Divine Sense, the crazy brother is very glad that what has not been searched is only the most secret Divine Consciousness and ...... Little bird.

Han Feng chose the largest and strongest tent, and also bought a sleeping set, a few candles, and a little food. After packing up, he was about to open the road, but was stopped by the boss on the spot:

"I said brother, it's not easy to come out and beg for a living. If you have any difficulty saying it, brother, I will also think about you. But if you don't give a penny or say hello, you want to leave in a muffled voice...... Dude, when you come out to mix, you have to worship the god of the earth, right? ”

The chairman of the dignified Tianfeng Group, the world's richest man with a net worth of hundreds of billions of dollars, and the eternal male god in the hearts of global gold worshippers...... Han Feng really has no money. Well, according to the singles, they didn't bring any money.

But as far as Han Feng knows, the two mothers-in-law also don't carry cash - do you still expect this pimple to have a POSS machine?

It's a shame this time!

The crazy brother put down the things in his hand at that time and covered the part below his nose with one hand, so as not to lose face. He made an apologetic gesture to the boss with one hand, turned and left.

Naturally, you have to give money to buy things, which is a matter of course. If you don't have money - or you don't have money, you have to step aside.

I don't want this crazy brother to just open the plastic door curtain and not go out yet, but he heard the voice of the shopkeeper coming straight out, like a magic sound in his ears, and like a steel needle piercing his brain:

"On this ground, if you want to beat my idea, brother, you are still a little tender! Do you really think that you are the wind god Han Feng that my mother offers? Cut! I didn't tell you to get out, so I gave you face! In the future, don't do this business with no capital, otherwise even Tianfeng Hospital won't be able to save you! ”

The crazy brother listened with mixed joy and anger, and his heart was like a knife.

At this moment, I wish that the man was not the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper - maybe he could really recognize himself, and it was not impossible to give it as a gift or buy it on credit;

At this moment, I hope to break my oath and directly blow up the Japanese warehouse, and put it on the ground, even if it is scared, it can scare the small shopkeeper to death;

At this moment, the crazy brother wanted to cry without tears.

At this moment, the local tyrant finally became a turtle......

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In the end, Han Feng didn't meet the shopkeeper's wife, and naturally he didn't get anything for free, so he had to walk back to the scheduled camp in a deep and shallow way among the loess and weeds.

Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er were sitting side by side by the lake watching the scenery. I saw a flock of birds fluttering, a brilliant sunset, a lake like a mirror, a silver moon like a plate, two hearts indulged in this natural beauty, where would I notice the life and death of my husband?

It wasn't until Han Feng fell down and pretended to be dead in front of him that the two girls suddenly woke up from the shadow of the lake.

Seeing this guy returning empty-handed, Zhao Feifei was furious. Fortunately, Tang Yue'er gently persuaded her, so that the beautiful lake of Wuliang Suhai was not stained with the blood of an unlucky Yan Jun......

"The king sent me to patrol the mountains, but I didn't send private money. Now I have to look at the stars, maybe tomorrow will be even worse! ”

The grassland on a moonlit night is quiet and beautiful. The starry sky is deep and the breeze is like a wisp.

In the waist-deep grass, Han Feng hugged the two daughters and lay quietly on a large meadow, raising his eyes to the sky, silent for a long time.

Suddenly hearing Han Feng's complaining limerick poem, Tang Yue'er twisted her body, changed her posture to a more comfortable position, lay on the man's ear, and exhaled like an orchid:

"Husband, you really don't have any private money?"

The crazy brother pinched it hard, intending to leave a painful memory for this beauty that he will never forget, but he didn't want his hands to be warm, both elastic and slippery, "had to" change from ruthless to light, and from pinching to kneading.

"Husband, I have always been virtuous and convincing. There is definitely no private money! Otherwise, we wouldn't have to be so thorough in camping......"

There were no tents, no floors, no food, no light, nothing but the stars, the moon, the grass and the night breeze, and there was nothing to wrap aroundβ€”it was a thorough camping!

"Sister Yue'er, don't pay attention to him!"

Zhao Feifei sat up, stared down at Han Feng, and said hatefully:

"Our husband's family has hundreds of millions of dollars, and he will be penniless? Hum! This kind of lie can only deceive the ignorant little girl...... It's obviously reluctant to use it, and it's a lot of nonsense! ”

When the crazy brother heard this, he was furious, and a tiger pounced, so he pressed it under him, panting like a cow, and he was full of anger!

"The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers! I think of Chairman Han, but today for a little money, I am embarrassed and moral, and it is so painful! Hmph, little lady, female king, Mrs. Oshizhai, tonight is a long night, since you have no intention of sleeping, why not do some exercise and compensate for the little brother? ”