Chapter 1: Make the crossing a little more sour
On this day, Mo Fan was very angry because he was bullied in the game. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As a computer professional, this was unbearable for him, so Mo Fan made a plug-in for three consecutive days.
Mo Fan entered the game, Mo Fan found the kryptonite player, Mo Fan turned on the plug-in, and Mo Fan abused the player.
The player reported Mo Fan, and Mo Fan was sadly banned.
Mo Fan smashed the keyboard hard, and then Mo Fan was electrified.
In fact, in Mo Fan's opinion, he refused to be electrocuted for the first time.
Because you can't get him electrocuted, he's going to be electrocuted right away.
First, Mo Fan had to try it first, because he didn't want to add some special effects after he was electrified.
The hair "duang" stood on end, the face was very dark, and the mouth was foaming at the mouth.
In this way, the audience will definitely scold him, there is no such electric shock at all, which proves that Mo Fan's electric shock is fake and is a special effect.
And now that Mo Fan has been electrocuted, it has been confirmed that his hair will indeed stand up, and his mouth will indeed spit white foam.
And the facts have indeed proved that electrocution kills people, so Mo Fan died.
But none of this had much to do with Mo Fan, he just felt that his body was numb, his heart ached, and then he fell asleep.
When he opened his eyes again, there were two balls dangling in front of his eyes.
Baihuahua's balls, although these two balls are not exposed at all, but for Mo Fan, who has been in the cavalry camp for many years, this is a small problem at all, haven't you heard of it? No horses in the heart of natural HD! And this made Mo Fan sigh that the current ball is really getting more and more spectacular.
"Senior Brother Mo, are you okay?" Suddenly, the owner of the two balls spoke, and seemed to be in a hurry.
Senior Brother Mo? Mo Fan's heart blossomed happily at that time, is this a football baby junior sister falling from the sky? Mo Fan thought.
"Cough..."Mo Fan's face straightened, according to scientific proof, the objects of the girls' hearts are often those perverts who are serious all day long.
"Please also ask the senior brother to punish you, the junior sister knows that she is wrong." The soccer baby begged weakly for mercy.
Mo Fan said with a displeased face: "Then do you dare next time?" β
"Senior sister knows that she is wrong, and she will not dare in the future. Please don't tell the master about his old man, otherwise... Otherwise, the junior sister will be killed. The football baby sister still begged for mercy weakly.
What is this? Role-playing? Well... When did I have an extra cow-level junior sister? Mo Fan thought in his heart. Because in the early stage, this sister who claimed to be her own junior sister was wearing an ancient costume and looked at him pitifully.
But when it comes to acting, Mo Fan never admits defeat. In Mo Fan's motto, there is such a sentence----Life is like a play, it all depends on acting."
This acting is all about artistic conception, well, yes, artistic conception. Mo Fan thinks so, as long as the artistic conception is reached, it is okay to change the lines or anything at will.
"It's good to know that it's wrong, junior sister, do you have a boyfriend? Wait until the show is over, let's find a place to have a cup of coffee and talk about ideals? Mo Fan's mouth was full of flowers, but his expression was always serious.
"What's a boyfriend? If it is a person like Senior Brother, there are really many more in this entire Daoyuan Sect. And brother, I really don't know what coffee is, and I haven't drunk it, is it delicious? "The football baby sister still looks pitiful, but she looks like she's about to cry.
Mo Fan was stunned at the time, hey, hey, I'm quite good at acting. Sample, I can't cure you.
"Where is this? What is your name? What's my name? What is our relationship now? And how do you prove our relationship? And who is the director? Did he get my consent? Started filming without my consent, did you ask my agent? If not, I won't shoot it! Mo Fan threw out a series of questions, and he was very proud in his heart, he thought to himself, play with me, now it depends on how you are round.
"Senior Brother Mo, don't scare me." The football baby junior sister said with a crying face: "This is the Daoyuan faction, I am your little junior sister Dream Ripple, of course we are a brother and sister relationship." What is the director, Senior Brother Mo, you won't really go crazy, right? Why did you start talking gibberish as soon as you woke up. It's all my fault, I shouldn't have disturbed your retreat without permission..."Then Dream Ripple really cried, the kind of pear blossom with tears.
Mo Fan was blinded at the time, this... It's not like acting.
Suddenly, a torrent of memories rushed to Luo Ye's mind, and a large number of memories suddenly refreshed Mo Fan's understanding of the use of the brain to a new height, this won't be a crash, right? Mo Fan thought, and then he really crashed, and he fainted.
I don't know how long it took, Mo Fan woke up slowly, and he had a dream. A terrible nightmare, he dreamed of another Mo Fan living in a world of immortal cultivation, the dream was very long and real. It's as if it wasn't a dream, but the twenty years of my life on Earth was a dream.
Is this Zhuang Zhou Mengdie? Or Butterfly Dream Zhuang Zhou?
Mo Fan can't control these things, the only thing Mo Fan cares about now is that it's a big deal!
It's a big deal! is dying, and he has become a member of the crossing army.
What should I do? When he dreamed just now, Mo Fan saw all kinds of powerful demon beasts, all kinds of cruel demon path people, and all kinds of thunder tribulations that cost you three thousand. This world seems to be beautiful, but the problem is that if you are not careful, you will hit the streets.
No, Mama, this world is too dangerous. I want to go home! Mo Fan's real cry in his heart at this moment.
I can't go back.
Mo Fan was appointed, and comforted himself in his heart: At least the little junior sister still has a lot of potential, yes, she has a lot of potential! Judging from the experience of the unlucky guy in this body, the quality and quantity of the entire Daoyuan faction's sister paper are very good.
Well, when I think about it, I feel a lot more comfortable.
"Senior Brother Mo, are you awake? You fainted again just now, you.... It's really okay, right? Dream Ripple said worriedly.
Mo Fan waved his hand, sat up and said, "It's no problem at all, you can drive at any time." β
Meng Lianyi said with a worried look: "Senior Brother Mo, you are talking nonsense again, or let's go and beg the master and his old man now." I heard that going mad is a disease and can be treated, Senior Brother Mo, please don't give up the treatment. β
Mo Fan's body was shocked, and he said nonsense with a serious face: "That's junior sister, your realm is not enough, and the words of senior brother Fang Cai contain the mystery of the Great Dao, which can be said to be the truth closest to the Heavenly Dao." β
Dream Ripples looked like I didn't believe it, Mo Fan shook his head and said: "Alas, you don't have to spread these words, if the realm is not enough, forcibly participating in enlightenment will really make people go crazy." At that time, I was afraid that Senior Brother would really become an eternal sinner of our Daoyuan Sect. β
Poor and naΓ―ve Dream Ripple really believed: "Okay, Senior Brother Mo." I see, Senior Brother Mo. I'll keep it a secret. β
Mo Fan touched the ring on the tail finger of his right hand and said, "Well, the son can be taught." β
At this moment, Mo Fan clearly felt a mechanical synthesis voice coming from the ring on his finger: "The Heavenly Dao plug-in system is on..."
In just eight words, Mo Fan was blinded for a while, and then burst into tears.
The ancients didn't deceive me, and they all came with a golden finger.
It's sour enough, but I like it. Mo Fan thought so in his heart.
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