Singing grievances are not over, Jia Baoyu is reborn in the underworld

"Jia Baoyu" listened to the two of them bickering, while tailing forward, from time to time he would encounter monsters in the way, "Mei Yan'er" caught a pig in the shape of a summoning beast for him, and the speed of travel was much slower than when he just came out of the Jianfeng City Gate. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Jia Baoyu" saw a small bridge in front of him from a distance, and the structure of the bridge was similar to that of the Liren Bridge in Jianfeng City, but it gave people a very different feeling. If the bridge is a lazy slow life in the rain, the one in front of you is a compact and fast pace in the wind.

The whole bridge runs north and south, soothed by the naughty spring light, shining next day, revealing a cold white light, and there is an invisible power that beckons him, makes him confused, makes him excited, makes him crazy, makes him arrogant, and makes him give up on me.

He thought that this small bridge was located in the picturesque eastern suburbs of Emerald Star City, and it was so different because it absorbed the essence of heaven and earth, the aura, the sun and the moon, but he didn't know that in fact, because there had been more than 90,000 battles on this bridge, it has always been a place for the brave to fight and a bloody battle for heroes!

The whole bridge has achieved one hero after another in bloody killings, and has also seen the cruelty of the rivers and lakes and drunk the blood of heroes. It is now like a strange black hole, unbridled with an aura of evil. Let the people who see it, the people who pass through it subconsciously produce an impulse, which swallows people's reason and fanns people's instincts.

Human instinct ----- of course refers to taking, simply put, it is a word "fight". Since the child was born and ate the mother's first milk, people have been asking for it, pity the hearts of parents in the world, and how many people are filial to the old and filial!?

Come to think of it, haven't you fought for yourself? You may say that you have fought more than once. You are honest, because it is human instinct, and this bridge is to let all people release their instincts, so that people can fight, for fame, profit, affection, and vanity!

Too many practitioners on the Internet are thinking about when they will be able to fight and become famous here, and it has become the most famous bridge here in the battle of many heroes, which is not only Vanity Fair, but also a platform of life and death...... "Jia Baoyu" glanced at the seal engraved on the bridge and sang------

As we got closer, there were hundreds of anticipatory heroes standing at each end of the bridge, and they were walking closer to the bridge, so close that they could see the happy expressions of everyone on the side of the bridge.

As they arrived, the crowd began to stir, like water with small bubbles just bubbling from the bottom of a transparent pot on an induction cooker, noisily waiting for it to continue to heat, ready to boil at any moment. I don't know who sent the news that "two beauties are fighting".

After leaning too much, he saw a large number of cultivators coming towards them from the two directions of Emerald Star City and Jianfeng City, like a flood that had burst the embankment. The flow of people on both sides will be mixed into a "pool" on this bridge, and the number of people is more than when "Tang Sheng" was deleted, and the time for this pool to boil is about to come.

People are easy to be emotional, even the extremely cultivated Confucian Sage also emotionally said the sentence "Only women and villains are difficult to raise"! In such a surging cultivation frenzy, it is not difficult to understand the emotionality of the people in cloth. But this kind of emotion comes so quickly and so directly!

Some people began to shout slogans, "Support 'Piaoling Yan'......

"'Charming eyes' will win, we love you"......

"Beat the ghost woman of Hades back to her hometown......

"Put the little sluts all over their faces with the 'Hades Order' and make her a real grimace woman......

It can really be said that the sound of coaxing is endless, and the meaning of making trouble is self-evident. I don't know who shouted, "Support the 'Floating Swallow' to stand here!" Suddenly, the originally crowded crowd became even more crowded, some were hardcore girls in Heroine Valley, and some were fans of the Soul Valley!

People are looking for their place. When it comes to location, some people follow their feelings, which is called looking at the form. Some people follow the advertisement, which is called following the trend. There are also people who are "reeds on the wall, top-heavy and shallow", jumping up and down, swaying left and right, sometimes sounding east, sometimes hitting west, what a "annoying" word!

As the saying goes, "the sound of water is not boiling, the boiling water is not sounding", and even those few "wall grasses" have found their positions, the water will boil, and people will calm down.

From the perspective of territory, the crowd is divided into three factions. Qiaobei is a supporter of "Piaolingyan", Qiaonan is a supporter of "Meiyaner", and there are three parties standing in the middle of the bridge.

There is also a circle of people around the three parties, and this circle of people is "laid-off and diverted" from the supporters of both sides, and they have very significant Chinese characteristics! That is, you can make small advertisements unceremoniously anytime and anywhere. On their chests, backs, arms...... In short, the places where you can write are densely written.

Let's take a look at what is written on the scholar's big fan---- Gold Medal Battlefield Special Reporter, fast, true, and accurate reporting of many major events, praised by the majority of practice players and network operators, and has won many awards in the news column group, and has just published a commentator's article titled "For Women to Fight Fratricide, Don't Break Love on the Internet and Don't Want to Live------ The Death of 'Tang Sheng'", is to impact the most accomplished news award of the year...... (There are too many words, and it's boring to write for a long time.) )

It was still written on the sleeve of the fairy standing next to him----- selling a "Dragon and Phoenix Pair of Swords", which was strengthened by "The First Night Gave the Hand", with the additional stunt "Return to Life Spell". Only this one, unparalleled in the world, want to buy as soon as possible! Contact......

Let's look at what is written on the armor of the god----- undertake lyrics, composition, arrangement, accompaniment, recording and synthesis, MTV shooting, wedding planning, advertising production, corporate micro-films, kung fu films, providing venues, props, and sets. There are big-name screenwriters, comedy directors, tragedy directors, action directors, art directors, emotional directors, as well as makeup artists, stylists, artists, and lunch box chefs. In addition, there are lights, fireworks, scene notes, many tricksters, stuntmen, and extras are being recruited......

Look at the "colored jade ribbon" specially created by the woman on the belly of the woman ---- to deal with the control sect, and the additional stunt "Qingming Spell" can offset the negative status of the character once, and it is now on sale! Implement the buy-one-get-one-free activity......

Next to her was a demon giant, with ------ certificate written on his stupid bare arm!! There are birth certificates, birth certificates, sterilization certificates, ID cards, primary schools, middle schools, universities at all levels of graduation certificates, doctors, lawyers, nurses, nutritionist certificates, a variety of technician certificates, boiler workers, welder training certificates, foreign language four and six certificates, employment certificates, real estate certificates, marriage certificates, laid-off certificates, poverty certificates, divorce certificates, remarriage certificates, ABCD licenses and special vehicle driving licenses, critical illness certificates, death certificates, you can find me if you have something, you want to be famous by swiping the screen, contact number.......

Looking at the big characters on the back of this fox fairy, there is quite a legacy of the book saint Wang Xizhi----- "Once the spring is full of red and old, the flowers fall and the people die, and they don't know." "Love life, from now on, hurry up to give a piece of truth to the people you love the most, and buy a peace. WeChat sweep: Chairman and General Manager of Network Accident Insurance Co., Ltd., Assistant Secretary and Senior Customer Representative and Clerk and Cleaner and ......

"Jia Baoyu" finally stopped his eyes on a stunned tiger-headed monster, because he never found any advertisements on him, so "Jia Baoyu" stared at him directly.

This also attracts everyone's attention to him, human curiosity is like this, always continue to explore and pay attention to alternative things, as Mr. Lu Xun said, "there is no road on the ground, but there are more people walking...... alternative things in people's attention will naturally develop into a kind of popularity, and eventually there is a great possibility to become the mainstream, and after that, people will re-discover the next "alternative", so the cycle is endless, endless.

This tiger monster is a typical example, he has the essence of non-mainstream thinking, the firm confidence to realize his ideals, and the amazing courage to challenge himself. Among the many people who advertise and steal the camera, he is undoubtedly a beautiful person. He seemed calm and silent, but when he found that he had become the center of attention, a smug smile on his face betrayed him, as if to tell everyone that he had firmly grasped the opportunity.

Suddenly, he threw himself headlong into the bridge and showed everyone his fat ass, which read, "Do you only smoke when you're depressed?" Well, watch out for your lungs! Do you only go to get drunk on your boring nights? Then watch your stomach! Do you just grit your teeth when you're angry? Don't hurt your mouth! Do you want to go crazy and beat up someone? So, you are so right, wise people will not suppress themselves for too long, please fire at us, our service tenet is not to fight back, scold not to return the mouth. As an emerging service industry, I will definitely try to make you scold more fiercely and fight harder. And you can fight wherever you want, you can fight as much as you want, and you can fight as long as you want. 24-hour door-to-door service service, billing in seconds, the price of civilians, the enjoyment of nobles, children are not bullied, value-added service, and you can get a long-term seven-fold discount for VIP cards. Others laugh at me for being crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through ......."

"Jia Baoyu" didn't wait for everyone to finish reading and asked, "Can we beat you now?" ”

When the tiger-headed monster heard this, he nodded and said to him, "You can beat me, but not me," he paused for a moment, and then said, "You can beat my apprentice!" Actually, I'm just my apprentice's agent! You can't get much money in a single transaction. ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they scolded him and blasted him out, and he angrily came to a national scolding, shouting: "Drive me away, I'll just go, who still spits on my face of?" ”

The other advertisers also followed him and dispersed, and the war correspondents also cowered to the side to watch the battle, and only the two of them were left in the middle of the bridge.

It's a veritable dynamic zone, and everyone waits for the long-awaited aesthetic of violence, thinking that it must be as good as Quentin Tarantino. "Jia Baoyu" was sweating in a hurry, he wanted to find a topic to chat with the two beauties, it was best to calm things down and turn hostility into friendship. But I don't know what I can say or do.

The two of them were about to make a move, when a crazy male swordsman squeezed out of the crowd and shouted: "Please let me, I'm sorry everyone, let me make it, I'm late, I didn't do a good billboard, I'm selling medicine." Sell a large number of gold sore medicine ......"

Before he finished speaking, the reporter pulled him into the crowd just now, and the mouth of the medicine seller kept shouting: "There are also life-sustaining relics, resurrection pills, white jade pills and red incense powder, Qingshen Shuang and Xiao Huandan, thousand-year-old heart protection pills, and ten perfect tonic pills...... Yes...... Who stabbed my? ”

"Jia Baoyu" saw a few strong men throw him behind, and he was still chattering about something, but he couldn't hear it clearly.

The heroes once again concentrated into the state of the best audience, but the good times did not last long, and someone came out to disrupt the situation, and the officials were consciously making way out, that person was none other than the quasi-husband of "Piao Lingyan", ----the leader of the world's largest gang "Don't take me fishing".

He walked calmly to the side of "Meiyaner", very politely, bowed to her in front of everyone, and solemnly said three words-----I'm sorry." After that, he turned around and squeezed out a smile at "Drifting Swallow", whispered a few words, only to see "Drifting Swallow" nod, and then disappeared from the bridge with him......

There were only two of them left in the middle of the bridge, and everyone surrounded them with a "sigh". The reporter asked why she didn't fight, and "Meiyan'er" showed a look that had no comment, and she first said to "Jia Baoyu": "Your girl ran away with another man, don't you chase after it?" ”

"Jia Baoyu" didn't make a sound, she added another key sentence: "I have left in advance, let's ask him." After speaking, he took out a flying talisman, smiled and posed for ecstasy, and then disappeared!

There is only one party left on the bridge, and that is "Jia Baoyu". He hasn't learned the ability to ride the clouds, so he can only be surrounded by everyone and have nothing to do.

At first, the donkey's lips were not on the horse's mouth, but then he simply fell silent, after all, he was still a rookie, how much could he know about the affairs of the rivers and lakes? How much can he make up?

But his silence was too inopportune, and it was too inappropriate, and many of the viewers who came here just now gave up their cultivation tasks and sacrificed their precious cultivation time, for what? In order to watch a master duel that is more enjoyable than Hollywood's blockbuster. Time is money, wasting their time is equivalent to spending their money, and spending their money is their life, but now the master can't see it, and his life is gone, what should I do?

Who can guarantee that they will not be angry at this moment? The people who set up the gambling game for this battle have already begun to move, and "Jia Baoyu" crawls on the ground like a dead dog, motionless, and is slaughtered. He gritted his teeth and endured, thinking to himself, he was really tired of entering the rivers and lakes, and he was beaten and scolded again.

I don't know how long it took, "Jia Baoyu" felt that no one was beating him, the surroundings were very quiet, he could hear his heartbeat, "bang, bang......" powerful and powerful beating on his little soul that had not yet calmed down from the fright just now.

Who is not afraid of death? When he waited long enough and was sure that he really didn't hurt at all, he staggered to his feet, but he didn't know where he was. Beside him, on the left and on the right, stood two fierce and vicious-looking people, not humans, but ghosts, to be exact.

Because he saw clearly the high surnames of these two people, they were soul hookers, and the judges of death. Those who are dressed in white are called white impermanence, and those who are dressed in black are black impermanence. Since it's a prostrate here, it looks like he's really dead.

It turns out that death is not as terrible as he imagined, this is the Internet!? He didn't turn into beautiful dust and slowly dissipate like the 'Tang Sheng' deletion. There was still an inexplicable joy in his heart, half because the interruption of the competition just now did not hurt the girls, and half because he thought that there would be a great chance to meet "Charming Eyes" in the Underworld.

Thinking of this, when Bai Wuchang asked if he wanted to teleport him back to Jianfeng City, he smiled affirmatively and said, "At that time, I came to find someone, and I wanted to be faster, so I came back to you as soon as I died!" ”

Bai Wuchang was shocked and said, "Oh, young man! I knew you were an imbecile! ”

"Jia Baoyu" ignored him anymore and ran to go shopping. Along the way, he saw many people at the merchants of Hades, some dejected, some elated, some bargaining, some arguing and insulting, and it was very lively.

I also passed by the legendary Nai He Bridge and saw Meng Po selling soup. I thought to myself, drinking this Meng Po soup must be paid first, otherwise, even if you drink eighteen bowls, you can't remember one bowl.

After crossing the bridge, I looked back at it affectionately, thinking how good the name of the bridge was. People are born to die, "what a problem"! A lot of things are unfair, "whatever"! Only by crossing this bridge, drinking that soup, and facing death is the only fair thing! No matter what you do, sooner or later you will die!

Even if you know you're going to die, you're "helpless"! Life is something you can't change, and all you can change is the process of life and your attitude towards life. In other words, living is a process of living, which cannot be changed, only to endure, accept, and enjoy slowly!

Everyone should be happy, see if you can make this process exciting, and don't care about the result when it is wonderful, because the result is dead, the same. Only when you are happy is you not living in vain.

Many people are living in a mixed life, unremarkable, aimless, and dazed...... Compared to them, "Jia Baoyu" is happy, he has experienced it in a short period of time from birth to death, although it is on the Internet, but the process is very painful and very happy.

He smiled in his heart, he knew that no one could be happier than him, he did have a little enlightenment, and he looked at this online world more beautifully.

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