Chapter 245: Stupid Donkey and Stupid Bear Plus Level 3

At this time, the waiter took the teapot and poured tea for the two guests.

Chen Hao was silent, pointed to the teacup and said: "Some people say don't drink tea before meals, because drinking tea half an hour before meals will dilute stomach acid and affect stomach acid to digest food, thus causing indigestion." ”

"Actually? Drinking some weak tea before a meal is beneficial and harmless, because drinking tea can promote the secretion of digestive juices and regulate the stomach, so Shiyuan, please take a sip of tea first. ”

After speaking, Chen Hao squinted his eyes and took a small sip, shaking his head and applauding continuously.

When Lu Shiyuan saw Chen Hao's appearance at this time, she knew that he definitely wanted to hang his appetite, and she really wanted to stuff the tea and the teacup into Chen Hao's stinky mouth to see if he could laugh.

But she knew it was just wishful thinking on her part. She picked up the teacup, drank all the tea in one go, and then looked up at Chen Hao, the tea in the teacup had barely decreased.

Lu Shiyuan frowned and said, "Can you drink quickly?" With such a small cup, I can drink ten cups in one go, are you going to drink this cup of tea for tomorrow morning's morning tea? ”

Chen Hao opened his eyes and glanced at Lu Shiyuan, and said, "Drinking tea pays attention to calmness and careful taste, you are really a waste of good things." ”

"What do you call me ruined, hurry up and say, what's the word?" Lu Shiyuan was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and she urged urgently.

Chen Hao smiled slightly, ignored Lu Shiyuan, closed his eyes again and tasted tea.

Lu Shiyuan turned her head angrily and looked out the window. The branches of the willow tree were already bare, without a trace of green, but under the whistling north, the thin branches fluttered in the wind, but they also looked graceful.

Finally waited for Chen Hao to finish drinking this cup of tea, Lu Shiyuan forcibly suppressed the impatience in her heart and asked, "Mouse, can you talk about it now?" ”

Chen Hao put down the teacup, leaned back, and said with a smile: "Okay, just now I said that there is a word that describes you very vividly, and this word is 'wine bag rice bag'." ”

Lu Shiyuan picked up the empty teacup and smashed it towards Chen Hao. Chen Hao had already taken precautions, stretched out his hand to catch it, and said, "Don't throw it, don't throw it, you have to pay for smashing things." ”

"What are you afraid of, if you smash something, you have money to lose, and if you smash your head, you can cure it yourself, anyway, you don't have to pay for it, don't smash it for nothing." Lu Shiyuan said in her mouth, but her hand stopped.

It was not her sudden conscience discovery, but she found that the teacups, rice bowls and chopsticks that had been placed on the table had all been smashed out by her, and now the table was empty, and there was nothing left to smash.

Chen Hao smiled and put the things in his hand on the table, and deliberately asked, "Hey, you threw away all the dishes and chopsticks, it seems that you are not hungry." You don't want to eat, it's so polite, too empathetic, and too considerate for me to eat all such delicious dishes. Thank you. ”

Lu Shiyuan was angry, she really wanted to kick Chen Hao into the lake to feed Wang Ba.

The dishes were served quickly, and after a while, six dishes and one soup were served. The six dishes are Jiwei shrimp, West Lake vinegar fish, Longjing shrimp, Jinyu Mantang, steamed pike crab, scallion oil sea melon seeds, and the soup is pickled vegetables and yellow croaker.

Chen Hao picked up the chopsticks and immediately started eating, and while eating, his mouth was sluggling, which made Lu Shiyuan's heart itch.

The fragrance of this dish seemed to have life, and it drilled into Lu Shiyuan's nose one by one. Lu Shiyuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, regardless of the image of a lady, snatched the chopsticks beside Chen Hao suddenly, and also started the battle with Chen Hao's dishes.

At this time, Lu Shiyuan didn't look like a Tyrannosaurus rex, but thought of a wild boar who had been hungry for three days and three nights, and arched all the dishes upside down.

Chen Hao looked at the plate with only leftovers left, and complained: "I said can you be a little ladylike, look at what you do, people still think you are an African refugee." Now I'm an African refugee, and my stomach growls with hunger. ”

"You deserve it," Lu Shiyuan pursed her lips proudly, and said, "Who told you to be so stingy that you ordered such a dish to entertain me, a distinguished guest." Hurry up and add food, I haven't eaten yet. ”

No way!

Chen Hao called the waiter depressedly and added six more dishes. But every time a pot of vegetables was served, Chen Hao only had time to take a bite. When he tried to take a second bite, he saw a smooth basin.

Later, Lu Shiyuan was very happy to eat here, but Chen Hao couldn't grab a bite, because Chen Hao's phone kept ringing.

The calls were all from Beijing. Some people who wanted to see Chen Hao knew that Chen Hao didn't have time in the morning, so they all chose to come to Lin's house in the afternoon.

But today they pounced, because Chen Hao had already returned to Hudong.

So, they called Chen Hao one after another to ask Chen Hao about seeing a doctor. Chen Hao had to keep explaining that if he wanted to see a doctor, he would come to Hudong to find him.

What Chen Hao didn't expect was that the phone calls were still endless one after another. The people of Beijing are very good, and they often reveal their secrets inadvertently.

The people who were able to go to the Lin family to find Chen Hao before were all families that were very close to the Lin family, and they were the first to get the moon near the water. And most of the people who wanted to invite Chen Hao to treat their illness didn't even have the qualifications to walk into the gate of the Lin family, so it was impossible for them to see Chen Hao.

Even if Chen Hao was contacted by phone, Chen Hao's date was already full, and there was no chance for them to intervene.

Now that Chen Hao has returned to Hudong, this means that he has no relationship with the Lin family, which makes these people feel a great increase in hope, and they urgently call Chen Hao in order to line up early and register first.

Later, Chen Hao was annoyed, and took advantage of the gap between answering the phone, Chen Hao asked Lu Shiyuan: "Hey, what do you mean by the phrase 'eat other people's soft mouths and take other people's short hands'?" ”

When Lu Shiyuan heard it, she was happy: "Usually people with developed limbs are simple-minded, you see that the bear is powerful, how developed the limbs are, you can pull up a big tree casually, and people call it a stupid bear; This donkey has well-developed limbs, and it doesn't feel tired no matter how it walks, and people call it a stupid donkey. You don't even understand the meaning of this, it's just a stupid donkey and a stupid bear plus three levels. ”

To have such a good opportunity to hit Chen Hao, Lu Shiyuan felt very happy.

Of course, Chen Hao knew the little Jiujiu in Lu Shiyuan's heart, and he asked coldly: "You have been talking about it for a long time, but you don't know the meaning of Lu Dao's words?" Then you are also a person with well-developed limbs and a simple mind? When you say stupid donkey and stupid bear plus level 3, do you mean yourself? ”

Lu Shiyuan was anxious when she heard this: "Who said I don't know what Lu Dao meant?" I know the truth, but I won't tell you. ”

Chen Hao smiled and said, "If you don't know the way, just say it, anyway, I don't know the way." Everyone is a stupid donkey and a stupid bear plus level three, and you are not ashamed. ”

PS: I have good luck with broken arrows this year, in early July, the whole family went to Jiuzhaigou to play, encountered a once-in-a-century flood, roads and bridges were washed away, and flew home from Jiuhuang Airport after the worst.

The day before yesterday, we went to Zhoushan as a family to eat seafood, but we also encountered a super typhoon that is rare in a century, and we were almost locked up in Zhoushan Island and couldn't get out.

There are many typhoons in July and August, but typhoons in October are really rare. Today, I finally took the ferry out of Zhoushan before the typhoon came, and called a car to go home. After a tiring journey, I went to bed early. Starting tomorrow, the update should be back to normal, hehe.