Zi's mother bought her son Zizhen a remote-controlled plane, which was supposed to be Zizhen's toy, but ...... Zi's mother plays with this toy plane every day and plays very hilarious, Xiao Zizhen is so anxious that she stomps her feet next to her, and she can't intervene at all, today Yakumo Zi took Zizhen out to play with the remote control plane, Zi Zhen really couldn't help it, so she said to Yakumo Zi: "Ma, rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins will play!" ”

Yakumo Zi smiled and shook her fan gently: "I think your mother was an invincible girl in the universe, rock-paper-scissors, and an invincible seventeen beautiful girl." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Stop shaking the fan! The plane is going to fall off, I wipe it! Steady! ”

Yakumo Zi hurriedly regained the remote control, and then the pedestrians on the road saw a young mother and an innocent child confronting each other, and then shouting with great momentum.

"Rock-paper-scissors!!"

…… As a result, both of them came out of the cloth, Yakumo Zi's mother immediately played a trick and said that the big cloth wrapped the small cloth, and the witty Xiao Zizhen said Mom, I am a cactus~

It's a pity that this time Zi Zhen's cuteness didn't impress Zi Ma, and after a while, Young Master Zi Zhen went home alone, and Yakumo Lan, who was doing housework, asked in surprise: "Why did Young Master Zi Zhen come back alone, Lord Zi?" ”

Zi Zhen didn't answer Yakumo Lan, but said to Yakumo Lan: "Lan Da, can you change me to a mother who doesn't steal toys from me?" ”

Yakumo Lan had only one thought at the time. Young Master Zizhen, you are your own child!

In this case, looking at the depressed expression on Young Master Zizhen's face, Yakumo Blue's motherhood prompted Lan to want to comfort Xiao Zizhen, but he didn't know how to comfort him, just when Lan was entangled, Zizhen had already turned around and was about to go to the living room to watch tonight's "Kamen Rider?" But when he walked out of the kitchen, he was caught by the door, and when he looked at Lan for a while, he immediately rushed over and hugged Zizhen and said, "Young Master Zizhen, are you okay, does your head hurt?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and gently stroked Zi Zhen's little head, hoping that Zi Zhen would feel better, but after seeing Zi Zhen's head caught by the door, he staggered his hand out, snapped his fingers, and said there: "What is one plus one?" Equal to two! Hey, great, I'm not stupid." Leaving a surprised look on Yakumo's blue face messy in the wind......

Today, Zi Zhen came home and walked in front of Yakumo Zi and said, "Ma Ma, I bought you some snacks and came back!" ”

"Alas! You kid, you'll be happy when you go home, don't spend money all the time! Yakumo Zi touched Zizhen's head and said.

"Don't forget it!"

"Huh? I'm x, Xiao Zhen, you're looking for a beating again, aren't you? Yakumo's face immediately changed.

Zi Zhen just snorted, took out a piece of sugar, peeled off the candy paper, and put it to Zi Ma's mouth, "Ma Ma, eat sugar, this piece is yours." ”

Yakumo Zi was instantly cute, and immediately licked it, and then, Zi Zhen immediately took the candy back and threw it into his mouth.

"Ahaha, I was deceived, the sugar is mine."

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When I was a child, I saw Sister Lingxian's rabbit ears were particularly long, and every time Sister Lingxian was bullied by Emperor Inhata by grabbing her ears, Zizhen always asked Yakumo Purple in confusion; "Sister Lingxian, doesn't it hurt to be scratched like this?"

Yakumo Purple just smiled and said, "The rabbit's ears are so long just to make it easier for others to catch them." ”

This sentence was imprinted in Zizhen's ignorant mind until Zizhen was kicked in the head by a donkey......

It is said that Zizhen later became very angry with Zi Ma because of this incident, and it was not until Zi Zhen, who promised to take Zi Zhen to the restaurant to eat delicious food, that she reluctantly forgave Yakumo Zi's behavior as a pit son.

That day, Zi Zhen was dressed neatly and happily was led by Zi Ma to a monster restaurant in the world, looking at the waiters who kept serving food back and forth, Zi Zhen was good (made) strange (dead) The problem was committed again, only to see him blink a pair of innocent big eyes (isn't he wearing a blindfold?). Where do the big eyes come from! He asked Yakumo Zi, "Mama, Mama, why do those waiter sisters wear masks?" ”

Yakumo Purple just let out an 'oh' and said, "That's what their boss asked them to bring because they were afraid that they would steal food." ”

Zi Zhen immediately said: "No wonder mom, you have to wear a mask every time you clean the toilet." “

Syllable......

Woo woo woo - -

It's really a sad story......

You think that's the end of it?

Just when Zi Zhen was spanked by Zi Ma, the rabbit monster waiter class served another dish + a dish that Zi Ma hadn't ordered.

The mother and son were silent at the same time.

Xiao Zhengtai and young Ma Ma glanced at each other very tacitly, and then quickly and decisively took two bites, and then shouted: "Waiter, the dish is wrong!" ”

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Shotimaru Wen has been very depressed recently, and there has been no change in Gensokyo for a long time recently, so that Wenwen hasn't written major news for a long time recently, such as Gensokyo Girl Lily series, "The love triangle between a certain black and white and the puppeteer magician has to say" / "The secret love story of the undisciplined red and white and the monster sage" and the Sun Flower Field series "Today's Sun Flower Field is a little noisy" These themes are really miserable because they have been used up.

Wen Wensi thought about it and finally decided to go out and find news topics.

For example, now Wenwen met the new generation of monster Xiao Zizhen in Gensokyo in an interview on the side of the road, Wenwen put away a gossip paparazzi expression, showed a warm big sister smile, and asked Zizhen: "When do you think you realize the value of life?" ”

Zi Zhen thought about it, changed his expression to the vicissitudes of life, and said lightly: "When I was 3 years old, I accompanied my mother to buy fruits, and I mortgaged it there without a wallet, so I knew that I was a little more expensive than two catties of apples......

Later, "The Beautiful Mother's Exterior Hides an Outrageous Murderous Truth." When the victim came forward to tell the story, those who heard it were sad, and those who saw it shed tears. A newspaper circulated Gensokyo.

A certain sage opened a gap and rushed towards the Shotimaru Wen family, once again making this unscrupulous reporter realize what it means to not die without doing anything.

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It's a good idea that Zi Zhen's relationship with Kaguya is a little better than that with Fujiwara Meihong.,Because of the game, Zi Zhen goes to the Eternal Court from time to time to play a combination game with Kaguya-hime.,Watch some TV.。 Once watching TV, Zizhen watched it for a long time, and a sentence came out: "Sister Kaguya, I will definitely ask you to be the heroine when I become a director in the future",

Although Kaguya Ji was born beautiful and glamorous until she fell into the country and the city, she couldn't help but pretend to be humble and asked, "Why?" My sister is not pretty. ”

Zizhen's little brother said very seriously: "I'm making ghost movies."

Penglai Mountain Kaguya is completely messy.