Sleep in the side story, hello God

Location: Santu River

On the road to the underworld, in the Santu River, countless human souls are adrift in it, on the Santu River, a beautiful woman with red hair **** has a pair of thick-bottomed clogs on her feet, holding an extremely huge sickle, full of majesty, I saw her feet on a small wooden boat and constantly guiding these white mochi. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Don't worry, everyone, wait in line slowly, don't worry! Komachi: I promise you all to be reincarnated with peace of mind! ”

Onozuka Komachi patted his chest, so assured. The pair of huge **** on the chest just shook like this, which made people think about it.

Sandwiched between Gensokyo and the underworld, the Santu River will always be like this.

It's Cassie, such a boring day, such a boring job, even if it's a Komachi who is a god of death, it's boring day after day!

Komachi put aside the huge scythe of death, and Komachi, who was sitting on the edge of the wooden boat, boredly stretched his ****'s legs into the water of the Santu River, and his snow-white feet made a splash and splashed at the starting point.

After a long time, Komachi sighed and looked at the spotless sky of the Santo River

"I can't stand it!! I've been alone for so long in a hellish place like this, and even in Komachi, I want to be alone to chat with me!! So boring!! Really, isn't there anyone who can talk to me in Komachi? ”

Whew!

The sky suddenly lit up.

As soon as Komachi's words fell, in the space directly above her, a hole suddenly opened in the sky of the Mito River, and a person fell from it.

"Wow!!"

"Bang!"

The man smashed directly into the wooden boat, but the boat, which looked vulnerable, carried the two of them steadily, and did not even make a single ripple when it caught the man

"Ouch hey, where is this? What's wrong with me? ”

A white-haired teenager who looked to be in his twenties bared his teeth and stood up, but felt the softness in his hands and rubbed it

"Bigger than Yonglin's!"

The white-haired boy opened his eyes

“……”

Bai Xiaoan and Komachi looked at each other

"Hello beauty!"

"Yo, hello handsome guy...... Your sister! ”

Bang!!

Bai Xiao'an was pushed hard by Komachi's hands, and Bai Xiao'an's body rolled to the side with a grunt. Bai Xiao'an's brain was sobered up by Komachi's push, and he remembered that he seemed to have been attacked by the Heavenly Dao when he was calculating the Mandate of Heaven. Even Jin Xian couldn't stand it.

Komachi sat up disheveled, pouting

"Wow! People can't get married! ”

Bai Xiaoan stood up very calmly, and the corners of his mouth twitched

"Well, there's actually no one here......"

As soon as Bai Xiao'an finished speaking, he suddenly felt that there were countless eyes staring at him at the scene, and when he turned his head, countless mochi were staring at him.

Where the hell did these ghosts come from! I'm not going to be in the underworld!

Bai Xiaoan was silent for a while, smiled, and spoke.

"What's that...... Strictly speaking, these guys aren't human, from a scientific point of view. ”

Komachi grabbed the sickle, Bai Xiaoan hurriedly raised his hands and 'touched', and he almost grabbed the white blade empty-handed to catch the scythe that was slashing at him

"Hey, hey! You're also the Grim Reaper! Death can't kill with his own hands! Miss, your beauty does not allow you to do such cruel things, are you free today, or I invite you to drink coffee and dance, open a room to talk about in-depth philosophies and cute children in the future? ”

Komachi looked at Bai Xiao'an: "You...... It looks like a ghost! ”

“？？？”

Bai Xiaoan tilted his head stupidly, and hurriedly looked down at his legs, well, there are feet, it's just ...... Why is the body a little transparent!!

Facts have proved that there are still some differences between Chinese ghosts and island ghosts. Chinese ghosts are no different from ordinary people except that their bodies are somewhat transparent. And the island country ghosts...... They don't have feet!!

"What the hell is going on with this Nima! Lao Tzu is a golden immortal! Do you know that the golden immortal is immortal! Didn't this force me to learn from that monkey and make a big fuss? ”

Komachi suddenly sniffed at Bai Xiao'an

"Well, you seem to be still connected to your body, so you shouldn't be dead yet."

"There must be salvation! Lao Tzu is also an immortal! ”

"I've sent a lot of immortals ...... in Santuchuan."

“…… Can I still be saved? ”

"It should be......"

"Poof!"

Since becoming a golden immortal, Bai Xiao'an doesn't know when it was the last time he vomited blood, a hundred years ago? Five hundred years ago? I can't remember clearly, but today Bai Xiaoan vomited blood.

"What do you mean by should!"

"Hawkers, now you are the existence of living beings, and living beings are also souls, so you can't get out of the Santu River, and when you are completely cut off from your body, you can become a mochi reincarnation!"

"Huh? I'll fuck your sister! It's a great way to use modal words! ”

Bai Xiaoan looked up at the sky helplessly and asked.

"Hey, I said. Is it true that as long as there is a way to the human world, then even ghosts can get out? ”

"Yes! However, Komachi, I'm selfless, and I won't open the back door to you! ”

Bai Xiaoan nodded shyly and showed a handsome smile at Komachi.

"I see, thank you, Miss Death. And then...... Good night!! ”

Bai Xiao, who was in the state of soul (primordial spirit), turned into Changhong and rushed directly into the sky

Komachi smirked

"It's useless."

Keep your head up

"Hubble?"

I saw in the sky, boom-!!

The invisible barrier was shattered by Bai Xiao'an, who was soaring into the sky. A large black hole suddenly appeared in the sky, and countless souls were crowding out......

Komachi hurriedly looked around, and there were only two or three kittens of mochi in the Santu River......

"Ahhhhh!!!h

Komachi screamed

"Bastard! Dead! It's definitely dead now!! ”

The black hole lasted for a long time before it gradually closed.

"Ahhh

Komachi covered his cheeks

"It's over! Finished! Running out of so many souls, Lord Four Seasons will never forgive me! ”

"Sure enough, I ......"

Komachi grabbed the scythe and looked around stealthily.

"Let's go out of the way first!"

"Komachi."

Suddenly, such words came from behind Onozuka Komachi. Although the voice is soft, it faintly reveals a sense of majesty. Komachi, who had wanted to escape, immediately froze in place. Trembling and turning around: "Eh...... Ou Hi Yo Four Seasons Ying Ji Sama ......"

"Where do you want to run?"

"This ......"

Drops of cold sweat dripped from Komachi's face.

"What's that, Lord Shiji, my eldest aunt is here and wants to take a period!"

With short green hair and the size of a toddler, the highest judge of Gensokyo Hell, Shikieihime Amasanado, stared at Komachi solemnly with a stick of repentance.

"Komachi ......"

"Ahhh I know! I know! Shiki-sama, I was wrong! Don't preach to me!! ”

Looking at Komachi covering his ears in horror, Shikihime sighed helplessly

"Anyway, this time it's your responsibility to be lax in your care, let's go to Gensokyo and bring back the escaped souls."

Komachi breathed a sigh of relief and became excited again

"Are you going to Gensokyo? That's great! ”

Broken thoughts, broken thoughts......

"Better kill that nasty guy too."

"What?"

"Ahaha! Nothing, Shiki-sama! Let's go! ”

Shikihime nodded, and disappeared into the three-way river with Komachi

A clearing at the foot of Mt. Yokai in Gensokyo.

There was the corpse of a white-haired boy. The corpse's face was still very ruddy, and it looked like a living person.

Fingers moved slightly.

The corpse of a young man...... No, it should be called a living person now.

The white-haired boy's right hand was raised and he made a powerful fist movement.

"It's alive...... It was a good night's sleep. ”

Somewhere at the foot of Strange Mountain.

Outside a small wooden house that looks a little shabby. The owner of the house, a girl named Hina Kagiyama, was sitting on the threshold of the house without a word. His eyes stared blankly at the scenery in front of him.

"Hmm......"

Stretching out, her long, slightly messy green hair wrapped around Hinata's head, glowing blue in the midday sun.

"Bang Bang ......"

Hina gently patted her cheeks with both hands and made a "cheer up" expression.

"Let's do it today!"

Hina shouted, her hands clenched into fists and placed in front of her.

Mountains.

Bai Xiaoan stretched his body, it seems that he has not been away from his body for too long, and the adaptation of his body and soul is still very good. It's a pity that suffering from the backlash of the Heavenly Dao is not just predicting the future of his marriage line? It's going to find a backlash, and it seems that the art of measurement really can't be used on itself. The price this time is really unbearable. But it's light. The price is just a year of bad luck. Well, I'm an immortal anyway. Not afraid of any misfortune......

Smack!

Bai Xiaoan's ankle twisted.

Fortune...... Your sister!!

The next moment, Bai Xiaoan drew a parabola gracefully on the mountain, and finally fell down the mountain.

"Hmm. …… What was that? Hina rubbed her eyes, trying to see what was gliding through the air.

"The people below are dangerous! Avoid it immediately!! ”

Before the people arrived, the sound came first...... Boom - !! Hinata's neat hairstyle was disrupted by the storm that Bai Xiaoan hit when he fell to the ground. It was clear that Hinata, who was often "at home", was noticeably slower than she was, until a few minutes before something hit her door, and she rubbed her eyes again to make sure she was not mistaken.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" In the thick black smoke, there was a burst of coughing sounds.

Huh? Is there anyone in there? Is it my bad luck...... As soon as Hina thought of this, she began to act, and at the same time she felt a little self-blame in her heart.

"Hmm, are the people inside okay? Is there anything wrong? I'm sorry! It must be my bad luck that got you lucky, so...... I'm sorry! Hina apologized and stepped forward to check on the other party's condition.

As soon as the black smoke cleared, the person inside was revealed. White hair, black eyes. And that face with a little bit of sunshine.

"Huh? Is it a man? ”

The number of men in Gensokyo is too small. In addition, Kagiyama Hina can be said to be an out-and-out 'house girl' for her own reasons, and it is normal that she has never seen a man.

"Ahem...... A year of bad luck has such a big impact. It seems that you will have to be careful in the future. Bai Xiaoan coughed a few times and turned his head to look at Jianshan Hina.

Very beautiful girl.

The exposed white and tender skin, and the faint exudation of a detached temperament on his body, made Bai Xiaoan can't help but fall for it.

"Well, are you alright? I'm sorry, it's all because of my bad luck ......"

"I'm fine. Do not worry. Bai Xiaoan waved his hand, signaling that he was fine. But I didn't scare you. Sorry if it scares you."

"Hey, you, you don't have to apologize, it's because I didn't control my bad luck and caused you to fall." Hina pressed her body against Bai Xiao'an and said very sincerely.

"No, no, I should apologize here, I'm really sorry to let you be frightened, beautiful young lady! That one...... Miss, aren't you cold? ”

A gust of wind blew, and Hina suddenly felt a little cold on her right shoulder, and looked down.

"Ahh This, this, why didn't you say it earlier! I...... Hazi Kasi is like a butterfly"

Hina immediately stood up, dancing with excitement, and of course didn't forget to pull her clothes up. As she spoke incoherently and waved her hands indiscriminately, Hina's face had completely turned ripe apple red, and she was still a little sparkling in her eyes because of her anxiety.

"Well...... I thought you didn't care, but I didn't think so. I'm so sorry. Bai Xiaoan patted the dust on his body and struggled to stand up. Hey, immortals can also twist their feet, which bastard made the setting (Author: Blame me?) ）。

"No, no, always, I'm sorry! To compensate you...... That one...... This one...... Are you going to come here and take a shower?! The panicked Hina bowed vigorously, looking very calm, but the slightly trembling voice and shaking body betrayed her heart, and she was actually too shy to do it.

“…… Well, if you don't mind. Of course, it would be best to be able to wash it! Bai Xiaoan raised his head and smiled, and showed a smile at Jianshan Hinata: "Let me introduce myself first, Bai Xiaoan." I...... It's an immortal. ”

"Well, my name is Hina Kagiyama."

…………

In the bathroom of the chalet.

The smoke soon filled the small bathroom.

Bai Xiao'an's whole person was immersed in a wooden barrel. I enjoyed a rare barrel bath for a while.

"That...... Mr. Bai Xiaoan, I'll put the clothes outside for you. ”

Another part of the house came the words of Hina Kagiyama. It was probably the first time that someone had stayed in Gary, and Hina's figure was clearly still a little shy.

"Ah, what a bother. Miss Hinata. ”

"No, nothing."

"Uh......" Bai Xiao'an accosted Hina while taking a bath, "Speaking of which, Miss Hina ......"

"Ah, just call me Hinata."

"Hinata, are you alone here?"

"Ah, yes."

Why did he ask me that? Is he going to make friends with me? … Hina secretly glanced at the room where Bai Xiao'an was bathing, and blushed with a little face, Can I really be someone else's friend...... Hazi Kashi.

"Why don't you go out and have some fun, find a friend or something? Life is too short to enjoy it? Bai Xiaoan said casually while taking a bath.

"Because I'm ...... It is a god of bad luck that will bring bad luck to everyone. So I can't be friends with everyone. Sorry ......"

"Doom?" Bai Xiao'an made a puzzled voice.

Hinata's heart sank. When everyone knew her true identity, no one wanted to be friends with her anymore. Everyone was scared away by bad luck.

"I'm sorry......," Bai Xiaoan said.

"Huh! That one...... Why say you're sorry? Hina replied in surprise.

"Because it reminds you of something sad." Bai Xiaoan said, "Well...... Don't you have any friends as a god of doom? That's a bit sad. In that case...... I'm your friend, would you like to? ”

"Huh? Hey!! Hina exclaimed, and finally asked a little uneasy, "Are you really not afraid of my bad luck?" Uh, I mean we can really do it. …… Friends? ”

As soon as the young words were finished, Bai Xiaoan said: "It doesn't matter, bad luck or something, just overcome it." We're friends from today! And I'm not afraid of bad luck or anything, no matter how hard and tiring my cultivation over the years, no matter how big the danger is, it hasn't broken me. At least bad luck won't kill me. When Lao Tzu ascended to the immortal, it was not that he had never seen the poor god of mildew (anyway, it was already a year of mildew, and it didn't make much difference if there was more bad luck or a little less)"

"W-......," Hina still kept her head down, but she lifted her head up with all her might, "Can I call you An?" ”

"If you like, you can do it!"

"Hmm!"

Bai Xiaoan sat in the barrel and scrubbed his body. That's when it happened.

Hmmm――

"Huh?" Bai Xiaoan looked back, although there was a layer of fog, but he could still see it very clearly, and a snow-white fruit filled his eyes at the first glance. Bai Xiaoan turned around abruptly and turned his back to the visitor.

"Hinata? What are you doing in here? Anyway, if you come in, forget it, why are you naked! Although Bai Xiaona is not an innocent boy, he is still a little flustered in the face of this situation. In the past, she was the only one who took the initiative, and there has never been a girl who has taken the initiative so much

And Hinata's face didn't know if it was excited or smoked by the steam in it, and it was red as if she had a high fever. Hina cautiously said to Bai Xiao'an, "Ah, Arnold, An? ”

"What's wrong?"

"Well, are we really friends?"

"Of course ......"

"Hey, hey...... By Quack. Hearing Bai Xiaoan's affirmative answer, Hina lowered her head and smiled stupidly.

After a while, Hina carefully asked again, "Are we really friends?" ”

……

“…… Well. Although Bai Xiaoan was a little annoyed, he still responded in an affirmative tone...... How many times has she asked this question?

"Hehe...... Hina smiled secretly again and said, "Na, do you want me to wipe your back?" ”

“……”

Hey, you're too proactive!!

"That, Hina ......"

"Nani?" Hina Kagiyama was holding the soap with an expectant expression.

“…… I'll leave it to you. ”

"Hi~"

On the night of this day, the girl in the dilapidated house, who had been neglected, smiled heartily.

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"Then we had a daughter, and that's the story between me and her."

On an unknown meadow somewhere in Gensokyo, Bai Xiao'an sat on this meadow and felt the majesty of the face, the breeze was slow, Bai Xiao'an's swing fluttered with the wind, and Zi Zhen on the side listened to his master's love history in Gensokyo and couldn't help but say suspiciously: "You were calculating your marriage that day, but you ran yourself, and you inexplicably got bad luck." Then I met Sister Kagiyama, and then you guys were ooxx, and then you saved a daughter...... This plot is too bloody! ”

"But it was cozy...... Isn't it? Bai Xiaoan said with a smile, and at this moment, there was a melodious and immature voice behind the master and apprentice.

"I have an idea,...... "Zi Zhen thought for a moment and said.

"What?"

"According to the British, you suffered bad luck because you wanted to calculate your marriage for yourself, so from another point of view, suppose your object itself has a detailed list of bad luck, according to the devil, whether you count the other party or not, you will suffer bad luck, in the end...... You get the idea. ”

"Looks like Hina and I are destined?"

"I guessed casually...... Just a random guess......"

"Dad, it's time to eat." On the side, a little Lori who looked a little older than Zi Zhen, wearing red silk clothes and green hair, jumped up and ran behind Bai Xiao'an, and with a snap, the whole person pounced on Bai Xiao'an's back.

"Oops, what's wrong An An?" Bai Xiaoan turned around with a loving face and gently hugged the green-haired girl behind her, and the green-haired girl seemed to be enjoying it, clinging to her father's chest. She is Bai Xiao'an and the daughter of the god of doom, Jian Shan'an. I hope that this child can not bear the fate of the god of misfortune and live a peaceful life.

At the same time, a girl with green hair also walked slowly from behind Bai Xiaoan and the others, and smiled gently at Bai Xiaoan.

"Ann, it's time for lunch." This is a rare picnic lunch for the Ershen family, and as he spoke, Kagiyama Hina smiled at Zi Zhen again: "If you don't mind, do you want to come with you too?" ”

"Can I come with you too?" Zi Zhen pointed to himself and said.

Hina Kagiyama nodded with a smile.

"Okay. I haven't tried a picnic for a long time," After speaking, Zi Zhen pulled Jian Shan'an, who had just come off Bai Xiao'an, and jumped to the picnic place together.

Bai Xiao'an, who was on the side, asked with some curiosity about his apprentice being so happy today, "Why do I think you are a little happy today." ”

Zi Zhen pointed at Jianshan Hinaan and said, "From now on, I will no longer be the smallest youkai in Gensokyo, ahahaha!" ”

Bai Xiaoan looked at Zi Zhen speechlessly and said, "But you are still the shortest little monster." ”

Zi Zhen's laughter stopped abruptly, and then he carefully looked at the height comparison between himself and Jian Shan'an...... Sure enough, I was half a centimeter by myself!!

"How is that possible!!" At this time, Zi Zhen's whole body became frustrated, and he knelt forward on the grass.

"I'm older than her...... It's not scientific. ”

Bai Xiaoan just calmly patted Zi Zhen on the shoulder and said, "An, anyway, there have been a lot of cute people recently, and beautiful men are no longer valuable." Your face is actually quite marketable......"

"Get out!!" Zi Zhen said angrily.