"Two aunts and grandmothers, don't you quarrel, okay?" Lei Jian rubbed his temples, it was originally a matter of dismantling the canopy, but now his head was as big as a bucket.

"Shut up!" Unexpectedly, Zhao Xuejia and Yan Di heard Lei Blade's words and shouted in unison, "Women are not allowed to intervene when they speak." ”

"Huh!" Lei Jian laughed dryly, and once again realized the true meaning of the sentence that being unreasonable is a woman's patent, and couldn't help but shake his head helplessly.

"Wait, patents? Patent! Thunderblade suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he had suddenly grasped something, jumped up from his chair excitedly, patted the table, and shouted excitedly, "That's right, being unreasonable is a woman's patent, and I finally understand what to do." ”

Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia glanced at each other, and each of them read a message from the other's eyes: Is he crazy?

"Thunderblade, what's wrong with you?" Yan Di asked cautiously, for fear of touching the nerves of the Thunder Blade's danger.

Ignoring Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia's strange eyes, Lei Blade waved his hand and said proudly: "I finally thought of a way to solve the canopy, it seems that the bell must be tied to the bell." ”

When Yan Di heard Thunder Blade's words, he knew that he wasn't crazy yet, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to do it." Lei Jian briefly explained his method to Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia, only to hear Zhao Xuejia nod and say: "Your method is not bad, but you have to pay extra attention, it's best to hide behind the scenes, don't come out, don't let them catch your handle, those people are very vindictive." ”

"I understand." Thunderblade nodded.

Yan Di asked, "Then should I go?" ”

"You can hide behind and remote." Thunder Blade pondered for a moment and said to Yan Di, "However, when it is delayed, it is rumored that those aunts cooperate, and the more people you want, the better, and you can't play with less." ”

After making up their minds, Lei Jian and Yan Di went to find Aunt Zhao, who had the highest prestige among the aunts, and told her their thoughts.

"I can help with this, but can it really work?" Aunt Zhao asked suspiciously, "We went there last time, but it didn't work." ”

"Aunt Zhao, you listen to me, I promise to succeed, the last failure was that you were too gentle, and your methods were not sharp enough." Thunder Blade patted his chest and assured that if he could pull a respected person like her into the water, it would not be a problem for other aunts.

Aunt Zhao thought for a while, nodded and said, "Okay, I'm idle anyway, so I'll accompany you on a trip." ”

"With Aunt Zhao's guarantee, my heart will be steady, thank you Aunt Zhao." Thunderblade hurriedly responded with a smile.

"Don't say that, aren't you for us old women? It's right that we do our part. Hey, such a nice young man, if he had come to us a few years earlier, why would we be like this! Aunt Zhao shook her head, and a trace of pity flashed on her old face.

……

In the early morning, a meter of sunlight sprinkled on the earth, also reflecting the national emblem at the entrance of the city hall in red, but people who came in and out rarely noticed this detail.

It was supposed to be time to go to work, but the music of "The Most Dazzling National Style" sounded at the door of the government, and more than a dozen old ladies danced their fitness dance with the music, which attracted countless onlookers for a while.

"Hey, what are you doing, there's no place in the park or in the community? I even ran to the city hall to jump. A uniformed security guard shouted as he rushed over and roared at the old lady present.

"Ignore him, he's a temporary worker at best." Aunt Zhao, who comprehended it, said lightly, and continued to take everyone to learn new dances as if nothing happened.

"You...... You dare to say that Lao Tzu is a temporary worker, and Lao Tzu is a person with an establishment! The security guard immediately said angrily, walked directly to the tape recorder, and turned off the tape recorder with the music playing.

The music stopped and I couldn't dance, and the security guard suddenly smirked: "Now it's up to you how you dance!" Old woman, get out of the way with Lao Tzu, otherwise...... Hehe, I'll let you eat Lao Tzu's stick. ”

Aunt Zhao blushed, turned around slowly, and walked towards the security guard.

Seeing Aunt Zhao walking in front of him, the security guard leaned over and said very tuggingly: "......What are you going to do?"

Seeing that the security guard's words were not finished, Aunt Zhao raised her hand and slapped it in the face of the security guard, because the distance between the two was too close, Aunt Zhao shot very suddenly, so the security guard did not dodge, and directly received a loud slap from Aunt Zhao on the face.

"Smack!"

The crisp sound came into everyone's ears, and the people present couldn't help but cheer: "Good fight, good fight!" ”

The security guard covered his face with one hand, pointed at Aunt Zhao with the other and shouted, "Old prostitute, you dare to beat Lao Tzu?" ”

Aunt Zhao raised her hand and wanted to slap the security guard again, but this time he was on guard and quickly reached out and grabbed Aunt Zhao's hand.

Seeing that Aunt Zhao was trapped, the other old ladies hurriedly surrounded the security guards.

Even though the security guard was young and vigorous, he was suddenly surrounded by so many old ladies, and he was panicked, and he didn't know what to do, so he shouted while retreating: "What do you want to do?" I am a person with status, and if you beat me, you are going against the government! ”

"Ouch, you're still a person with status?" The aunt who came around said, gave a slap on the head of the security guard, crossed her waist and scolded, "Aunt Zhao will be seventy in two years, older than your mother's age, you don't even know how to respect such an old man, and dare to say that you have an identity?" Phew! ”

"That is, the government is just ruined by people like you who have no quality. Don't be afraid of him, let's see what his identity is today! As soon as Aunt Li said this, the other aunts applauded one after another, surrounded the security guard, and didn't let him leave.

Seeing that the matter was getting bigger, the government manager finally couldn't sit still, and hurriedly ran out and shouted: "Everyone, the old people are angry, angry, I am Liu Kosheng, deputy director of the government office, what's the matter, can you tell me?" He is just a temporary worker, and he does not represent the image of the government. ”

"Liu Kosheng? I think you're drooling! Aunt Wang glared at Liu Kosheng fiercely, pointed to the security guard and said, "You say he is a temporary worker, but people say that he is not a temporary worker, he is a person with status, beating him is against the government, we are old, there is something wrong with our hearts, but we can't help being scared, in case we are scared out of something wrong and fall at the door of the government, it is not easy to do!" ”

Facing Aunt Wang's soft nails, Liu Kosheng wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said with a careful smile: "Old man, look at what you said, I see that your body is so healthy, how can you fall ill at the door of the government?" It's my cowardice, and if you say that again, I'm really going to be scared to the ground. ”

"Humph! Don't fight me, just say what to do with this security guard, right? Aunt Wang snorted coldly.

"This ...... This little comrade also felt that you were dancing in front of the government, not only did it have a bad impact, but it was not safe, so he came forward to dissuade him, although the method was a little wrong, but the original intention was good, you see......" Liu Kosheng wanted to excuse this unlucky security guard, but he didn't expect that several old ladies were not easy to deal with, so he quickly changed his words, "In view of his own mistakes, I will report to the leader and fire him." However, the quality of one of his temporary workers does not represent the quality of our people's government, and we are still good in the mainstream. ”

"I'm sorry, it's back to the people's government! You keep saying he's a temporary worker, so I'll hear this for you. Aunt Zhao took out a mobile phone-like thing from her pocket as if she was playing a trick, and gently clicked a few times, and the voice of the security guard came from inside.

"You...... You dare to say that Lao Tzu is a temporary worker, and Lao Tzu is a person with an establishment! ”

"Now it's up to you how you jump! Old woman, get out of the way with Lao Tzu, otherwise...... Hehe, I'll let you eat Lao Tzu's stick. ”

"Old prostitute, how dare you beat Lao Tzu?"

"What do you want? I am a person with status, and if you beat me, you are going against the government! ”

The more Liu Kosheng listened, the more ugly his face became, and at this time, he had already greeted the eighteenth generation ancestor of the security guard from beginning to end in his heart, but he still felt angry, and he really wanted to slap him on the wall.

"Don't be nervous, it's like at home, just treat the people in the audience as puppets." Zhou Dayong was giving Zhou Yan the most pre-speech tutoring, but when he heard a commotion outside, he couldn't help frowning.

Seeing this, Zhou Dayong's secretary hurriedly opened the car door and went over to understand the situation.

"What's the matter, there are so many people outside the government, do you want Secretary Zhou's car to go in? How did you become the director of the government office? The secretary blushed and walked in front of Liu Kosheng, and was severely reprimanded.

Don't look at the secretary's position half a level lower than Liu Kosheng's, and his age is seven or eight years younger, but he came on behalf of Secretary Zhou, and Liu Koosheng had no choice but to shrug his head and accept criticism silently.

"Then you still haven't handled the matter well and let Secretary Zhou's car go first?" The secretary frowned.

"Yes, yes!" Liu Kosheng hurriedly nodded in response.

Aunt Zhao and the others are all old ladies, but they live more exciting than anyone else, hearing that Zhou Dayong's car was parked outside, Aunt Zhao hurriedly glanced at her companions, everyone nodded tacitly, packed up their things, and immediately surrounded Zhou Dayong's car.

Seeing that his boss's car was surrounded, the secretary panicked, but there was an old lady in front of him, and he didn't dare to stretch out his hand to push someone, so he could only stomp his feet in a hurry, and vented the anger in his heart to Liu Kosheng.

"Do you want to do it as a government office? If Secretary Zhou has any damage, you just wait for the end of class! The secretary scolded Liu Kosheng, and when he saw that the old lady in front of him flashed towards the car, he hurriedly followed, only hoping that Zhou Dayong would not be angry, and he would be relieved of his secretary in a fit of anger.

On the other hand, Liu Kosheng was inexplicably reprimanded, and now there is a possibility of losing his position, so he immediately scolded the security guard: "Nima, you are now fired by Lao Tzu, whether you are a temporary worker or not." ”