The mother, who regained consciousness, looked at her husband with a deflated face. You don't have to think about it, you know what's wrong.

This must be the recurrence of the old habit of many mouths and tongues. This is also what she looks down on her husband the most. No matter when it is, I want to chat with this one and that for a long time.

He didn't even have the least respect for the immortal family, and he blamed the immortal family for not wanting to deal with him.

Immediately, looking at the time on the wall clock on the wall, he said politely to the silent old aunt Li on the other side: "Old aunt, this time is not early, the child and the old couple are still waiting for the two of us to go back to make dumplings, we will not delay, go back first." ”

"It's so late, you two can eat here. Li eased his thoughts, and immediately embarrassed to keep the guest. Thinking about the New Year, I am embarrassed to be so troublesome, so I want to leave the two of them to eat dumplings at home.

"No, no, the family is ready, it's a big New Year, it's not like to go back. Mother politely refused.

"Then, okay, I won't keep you for the New Year today. Another day, another day, I will invite you to eat alone. I must come then. Li said with a smile on his face.

"Okay, then we'll go back first. After saying that, the mother dragged the father who had no eyesight on the side and walked out.

The father was polite to his old aunt again, and then he walked out of the door of his uncle Ma Quali's house.

On the way home, my mother saw that there was no one around, so she couldn't bear to reprimand her father: "When will you be able to change this stinky problem!"

My father pretended to be stupid as always and said, "What's wrong with me? What are you talking about, there is no beginning and no tail." ”

"What's wrong with you! You can't change that nagging problem! When can I find a needle and sew your mouth like the crotch of your cotton pants on you!"

"It's better than anything else if it's used for work!" the mother continued.

"Ahh Father said impatiently.

"If you talk about you, you don't say anything, what else can you do!" said the mother, and then she quickened herself to shake off her husband beside her, and strode angrily in the direction of home.

Ma Ming, who was behind him, saw his wife's appearance, and he was very unconvinced, so he didn't catch up. Walk slowly and leisurely in the back, and you are not afraid of meeting any bad people during the New Year.

When I heard the door knock, I looked in the direction of the door.

When he saw his mother coming back alone, he asked, "What about my father?"

"I don't know!" said the mother, with a dark face.

Seeing her like this, I knew that the two of them must have quarreled again. Most likely, the father's mouth said something that made the mother angry.

At this time, my mother also changed into slippers and walked towards the kang.

Instantly, my seventh sense told me that something was wrong!

That's kind of - it's just weird, but I don't know what's weird, it's just weird and a little bit strong.

However, as my mother has been a disciple of the Immortal Family for many years, I am not worried about any danger to my life. However, nothing else can be guaranteed!

I waved my hand at my mother and motioned for her to come over.

The mother frowned and said, "What are you doing?" There was still a deep dissatisfaction in her tone.

I reached out and took my mother's right hand, supported her right arm with my left hand, and pressed my right thumb on her right hand vein.

Using spiritual power to probe into her yin and yang veins, she didn't find anything strange. It's just that the liver is a little hot, maybe, yes, just angry.

Draw three awkward thick lines on the head.

Seeing that I didn't speak, my mother was a little anxious, so she urged: "Say, why do you suddenly take my pulse?

I said with some hesitation: "Eh, it's nothing, you, it's just that your liver has been a little hot recently, eat something to defeat the fire!"

When my mother heard this, she burst into flames with her ——! Immediately exploded: "I'm still on fire!" Can I not be prosperous? Let your father be angry! During the Chinese New Year, I went to someone's house to fix this bad thing! Then I said to go, and I had to talk to her old aunt again!

Fortunately, I quickly took the glass of water on the small coffee table next to me!

Just as I silently counted one, two, three!

Then he put down his hands on his ears together, and heard the last sentence: "You say that you are not angry!" successfully dodged a deafening bloody rain!

"Ahaha, yes, yes! It's annoying!" I knew echoed my mother with a smile on her face.

"Why don't you drink your saliva first?"

"Coke, Sprite, coffee, tea, oh, my old mother, what do you want to drink?" Before my mother could speak, I handed her a jar of herbal tea.

I was also slightly relieved when I saw my mother take it, open the top tab of the can, and drink the herbal tea with a clatter.

Now, there shouldn't be any more noise, right?

Mother usually has a very headache habit, that is, she likes to talk back and forth. As long as it is something that I feel is wrong, I will keep toodoo and keep toodoo.

Just when I thought the saliva storm had subsided, there was a sound at the door that I thought should be called a magic sound at this moment?

When the father entered the door, he came to coax his daughter-in-law without knowing it, and he still put on a stinky face! Isn't this looking for a fight!

The father put his mobile phone on the coffee table and made a bumping sound - when the mother heard this, she immediately found a reason to open the rack: "What are you falling?

The father replied with a confused face: "I just put it down gently, when did I drop the phone?"

"If you don't drop it, it will ring on its own! Even if you fall, you won't admit it!" shouted the mother.

"You are such a fool of a fool that you don't even have to make a draft!" said my father, who sat on the other side of the sofa farthest from my mother.

"As soon as you come back, you'll go there! Where are your eyes! You can't make dumplings, put dumplings, steam dumplings, and serve dumplings! Your parents are so old, you can't bear to let the second elder do so much work!" The mother immediately found a reason to continue arguing.

When my father heard this, he stood up angrily, not daring to make any more noise, knowing that he couldn't make any more noise. Besides, he couldn't refute this sentence, so he went to put the wrapped dumplings on the steamer in the pot, turned on the fire, and steamed the dumplings.

Mother got up and walked in the direction of the living room, slamming the door of her house —— a loud bang.

I was defenseless, and there was a tinnitus like —— in my ears, so I had to helplessly rub my ears.

After a while, Grandpa walked back from outside, and said with a slight doubt on his face: "Just now I went outside to set off the cannonball, Xiaoping suddenly ran out, took out the cannonball in the box next to me, and said that she would let it go." ”

"The two of them are fighting, and they are angry and leave, if she wants to let her go, let her go!" I said indifferently, rubbing my ears with tinnitus.

"But, however, your mother has been married to our family for more than twenty years, and she has never seen her go off fire?" said his grandfather, hesitantly.

"Yes, it should be fine, right?" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a —— outside, and I secretly said that it was not good!

As the whole family got up and looked out the window, I hurriedly got up and opened the door to the living room.

The anxious mother who was standing in the courtyard outside dragged her to the door, and just wanted to ask her what was wrong?

I also —— a and jumped three feet high! Afraid that the innocent would be harmed again, I hurriedly dragged my mother to the entrance of my living room.

I was relieved to see that the pants on my leg were just blown out of a black hole, and the meat inside was still fine.

As soon as he wanted to smile and comfort his grandfather and grandmother with a distressed face, he was once again frightened by the scene outside the house, and he ——couldn't laugh anymore!

"Yes, it's on fire! It's on fire!" I first saw that the place where the miscellaneous items were piled up under the west corner of my house was on fire! I hurried to the kitchen, fetched a large basin of cold water, ran to the yard, and poured it on the fire under the west corner!

This time, a large number of fires were extinguished, and only a few small fires remained, so I took a broom from the side to clean the yard and swept some snow on it.

Unexpectedly, when he was panting and wanted to raise his hand to wipe the sweat that came out of his head, he used the corner of his eye to see a fire outside the gate of his house!

My eyes widened in shock and my mouth widened!

I remember that a few days ago, I saw with my own eyes that the old couple living in the small courtyard in front of me spent a few days building a firewood pile for next year's fire!

And just like that, my mother burned it down???

The people of both families saw the tragic situation of the firewood pile and ran out to watch the special program added by our old horse family for everyone on this Chinese New Year's Eve.

The fire became more and more intense, and after the old people of both families had been notified that they could not be saved, and could only be burned, my father came home and brought a water pipe, and poured water on all sides of the firewood pile to ensure that the fire would not spread.

The two families together, a total of more than a dozen people, just gathered around the fire, watching the large-scale performance of burning firewood.

My old mother is really an instant hit!

Finally, when the fire finally subsided and the small flames were completely extinguished, the father stepped forward to apologize to the old couple in the front yard.

In the end, an agreement was reached to inform the old couple that if they needed firewood for the coming year, they would go to our house's firewood pile to get it.

The two old couples didn't shirk either, and said directly: "It's okay if the person is fine, just watch your house in the future, don't let her set off the gun!"

The father said, "Yes, yes, yes! ”

"Okay, it's okay, it's going to be a prosperous New Year. The old couple went back to the house.

The father turned his head and glared at his mother angrily, and before he could speak, he heard his mother speak first: "I told you a long time ago, the Chinese New Year's Eve, all holidays, you can't invite immortals, you don't believe it, you have bad luck to come home." ”

"But if you say it yourself, whatever the consequences will come to you. After saying that, my mother turned around and went back to the house to eat dumplings.

Only the father was left outside the courtyard gate, and was dumbfounded by his mother's words, there: "I, I, I." I couldn't speak.

In the end, I only heard a sentence from outside the door of the backyard: "It's my fault!"

This year, it was indeed very lively.

Unfortunately, Master is not here this year.

I don't know when the master will be able to get out.

I like, I miss him a little.