290 Unlucky Bear
Qin Tian's face had already turned into a flower with a smile now, and his whole body trembled when he laughed, like a small mimosa swaying in the wind, and even his laughter trembled: "Wow hahaha...... Hey, hey, ha......"
"What are you howling wolf, it's a big night, it's scary."
A pillow flew from behind him, hitting the back of Qin Tian's head, and Qin Tian, who was laughing and happy, completely lost his previous vigilance, and was hit by the pillow thrown by Xiao Mei, hitting him and staggering.
"Ahh......h Wife...... haha…… It's ridiculous to death, there are still such sad people on shijie...... haha……”
Qin Tian was out of breath with a smile, and when Zuihou was paralyzed by laughter, he fell to the ground and sobbed.
After a long time, Qin Tiancai finally got up from the ground and met the contemptuous eyes of Xiao Mei and the white fox, which made Qin Tian embarrassed for a while.
"Laugh, keep laughing, why don't you laugh."
Xiao Mei said to Qin Tian with her hands on her hips, a trace of deep contempt flashed in her eyes.
"Wife, listen to me......"
Qin Tian looked at Xiao Mei's appearance, and hurriedly ran over, and told the heroic deeds of the unlucky bear with a servile face.
"Poof...... Ahhhah...... Still...... And such an unlucky person, I don't look at it before I send it, hahahaha......"
Before Qin Tian finished speaking, Xiao Mei couldn't be happy, she couldn't get up in Qin Tian's arms, and the white fox next to her looked at them with a strange expression, not knowing that they were laughing, although the white fox can understand human speech now, but the Chinese language is broad and profound, and the deep meaning is not so easy to understand.
The word "tight" alone contains endless connotations.
"Wife, that's not all, this guy is simply the reincarnation of the moldy god, no matter where he goes, he can encounter unlucky things. Let me give you two of the most classic examples.
Again, that kid, when he saw a foreign beauty in the hotel, he was excited, and he wanted to open a room with others, but he didn't understand what the other party said, and later, he used Chinese English to communicate with the other party for a long time. finally expressed his idea of wanting to open a room with her.
The woman was also open, and agreed on the spot, and she paid for the room, and the kid was so happy at the time, he thought it was time to run, and he had an affair, but when he got to the room, after taking off his clothes, he was dumbfounded. Guess what? ”
At this critical juncture, Qin Tian suddenly sold the guanzi and said mysteriously to Xiao Meishen, and a pair of wolf claws slowly moved towards Xiao Mei.
"What's wrong. Say it quickly. ”
Xiao Mei glanced at Qin Tian, but instead of knocking out Qin Tian's wolf claws, she urged, she was also interested. Wondering about that unlucky bear, and what could be more unlucky.
When he took off his clothes in a hurry, he went to pull the beautiful woman's clothes again. When he ripped off a fig leaf from Zuihou, he realized that there was an extra thing on that beauty that shouldn't exist, and he was a shemale!! ”
"People...... Shemale !!! Ahhahah............"
Xiao Mei squirted suddenly, she couldn't help it, and at the same time she had a trace of sympathy for the unlucky bear in her heart, she was the first time she heard someone so unlucky, when she opened the room, she took off the clothes of both sides in a hurry, and she was about to unsheath the sword, but she found that the other party was the same as herself, and also had a sharp sword, poor baby, I hope his sword can be used in the future.
"The funniest thing is in the back, didn't he take off his clothes at that time, he was so frightened that he forgot to take his clothes, so he ran out naked, but as soon as he went out, he met a group of reporters, originally the reporters were here to shoot stars, he was good, passed directly between the star and the camera, robbed the star's lens and limelight, and he became a star directly.
And he didn't run a few steps, he was caught by the police who maintained order, and he was pressed to the ground on the spot, and the sword that had been standing upright was almost broken, and the foot basin didn't have a name called 'day through the bed board', he came to the scene with a 'day through the floor', and the star was still a female star, sued him for a charge of indecent assault, he was like this, naked, and was taken to the police station by the police, and then it took a lot of work to come out. ”
Qin Tian kept eating tofu on Xiao Mei with a pair of wolf paws, while talking about the heroic deeds of the unlucky bear, making Xiao Mei hahadaxiao, which made it more convenient for him to take advantage.
"Hah...... No...... No, I'm laughing to death...... haha…… This guy is ...... What bad luck it was...... haha……”
Xiao Mei was also like Qin Tian, laughing out of breath, letting Qin Tian eat all the tofu, Qin Tian kept talking and continued to get up.
"Hehe, after that kid came out of the bureau, he still didn't change, and he proposed to go to the sauna that night, saying that he wanted to wash off all the bad luck on his body, and his brothers persuaded him to stay at home honestly for a few days to avoid the limelight, but he didn't listen, he had to go, no one could stop him, and he still had an accident that night."
"Out of ...... What's going on...... Things ......."
Xiao Mei asked in a trembling voice, half of her was laughing, and half of her was touched by Qin Tian.
"Hehe, if you want to say him, he really deserves the title of the unlucky bear, the sauna he went to is the kind of one with entertainment facilities, when the wash is general, there is a lady to the door, he saw that the chick looks quite standard, he is moved, thinking about the young lady to vent the depression in his heart.
That day, he didn't know what to think, which tendon was wrong, he had to taste the taste of the dry road, at that time the young lady was unwilling, he used money to smash, pretending to be a local tyrant, and smashed until the young lady agreed, although the young lady was experienced in a hundred battles, but it was the front, the back was still very tight, although he found the right door, but it took a long time to get in, he just thought about lubricating this thing.
I looked around, and I really let him find a tube of lubricant in an inconspicuous place, and he thought it was left by a customer, so he took it and smeared it on his little brother, this time the sword was finally sheathed, and when he just went in, they were knocked open, and the police swept the pornography, and this guy just came out and was arrested.
And when the police came to arrest him, he found out that the one he was holding was not lubricant at all, but a tube of super glue that the maintenance worker had left here, and he stuck to the young lady like this, and the young lady was fine, at most uncomfortable, but his little brother still held on.
When he wiped it, he was real, in line with the idea of not wanting to be in vain, he touched the little brother's body evenly and thickly, but now he is sad, because it is too uniform and too thick, so the little brother can not shrink, so he can only stand so hard and has been in a fighting state.
Later, he was dragged to the hospital by the police, and the two were separated by surgery, but his little brother was whitened and became a white chicken, and the coat on his body was stripped clean, and the operation caused the guy to walk in a figure eight shape in the next month, like a duck. ”
"Poof...... Ha...... haha……”
Now Xiao Mei has no strength to laugh, like a mermaid, lying on the bed softly, her hair is scattered, her clothes are messy by Qin Tian, her body is twitching slightly, her cheeks are covered with red rhyme, that coquettish appearance can make the monks want to break the vows.
"Wife~~~"
At this moment, Xiao Mei's charm has increased greatly, and even the senior monks can't help it, can a pervert like Xiang Qin Tian endure it? Of course the answer is no, Qin Tian suddenly pounced on Xiao Mei, opened his mouth and kissed Xiao Mei's cherry lips.
Soon, Qin Tian was no longer satisfied with the entanglement of his tongue, and walked all the way along Xiao Mei's snow-white slender neck, through his clothes, he took a little pink into his mouth and licked it lightly......
"Hmm" A suppressed hiss squeezed out of her throat, the wildness in Xiao Mei's bones was stimulated, her hands tightly wrapped around Qin Tian's neck, and she pressed him under her as soon as she turned over, and then the entire brocade quilt should have been held by the two of them, and one after another clothes were thrown out of the brocade quilt, and when the warm and moist layers wrapped Xiao Qin Tian tightly, the two let out a comfortable muffled snort at the same time, and the fierce battle began.
Qin Tian and Xiao Mei, who were in the fierce battle, didn't notice that the door that was not closed was quietly opened, and a fluffy and cute little head was exposed, with big round eyes, staring at the two people who were fighting fiercely without blinking, and a trace of confusion and a little bit of hidden shyness flashed in their eyes.
Nothing was said all night.
When Qin Tian got up the next day and finished exercising, Xiao Mei was still asleep, he looked at the little guy who was also sleeping, and he was puzzled for a while, he didn't understand why the little guy who got up early before was lying in bed today, and then shook his head and left this little thing behind.
He didn't know that the little guy had followed him to study the aiqing action blockbuster in the middle of the night, which led to the current situation of not being able to get up this morning.
Today, Qin Tian plans to find Feifei Wong, and I heard the little demon say that as long as Feifei Wong is pushed again, half of the conditions for the little demon and his love will be met, and the conditions for the same system upgrade will also be half completed, and she can use the intelligent identity of the system to make the system carry out an incomplete upgrade.
That is, upgrade half of the things first, and the other half, and wait until he has 1000 points on him.
Regarding the issue of system upgrades, Qin Tian asked the little demon several times, but the little demon just didn't say it, and said that he would be satisfied, and even Qin Tian used the beautiful man trick a few times, but he didn't take out the little demon's words, which made Qin Tian depressed.
After making a breakfast for Xiao Mei and the little guy that was not sumptuous, but absolutely delicious, Qin Tian drove towards Feifei Wong's residence, and he already had a complete push to Jihua in his heart. (To be continued......)
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