"So I'm really open? Are you sure? It's too late to change your tune now, the provincial gifts are not enough, and you can't get off the stage, making you think I'm slapping you in the face. ”

Looking at Qin Tian's affirmative appearance, Lu Zhiqiang, who was closest to him, immediately stood up and walked to the side of the gift box brought by Qin Tian, he leaned over half-bent over, pressed one hand on the several boxes containing gifts brought by Qin Tian, and said with a smile to Qin Tian, although he was obviously persuading Qin Tian, but in fact, he completely cut off Qin Tian's back road, if Qin Tian changed his words at this time, it would be a slap in the face.

"Why do you talk so much nonsense? Hurry up. ”

For Lu Zhiqiang, the guy who had nothing to do and looked for excitement, and gave him a wrench, Qin Tian didn't bother to bother with him, and after glancing at him quite disdainfully, Qin Tian continued to bury his body lazily in the sofa, and after throwing down a sentence that was neither soft nor hard, he directly looked away, and it seemed that he continued to communicate with Lu Zhiqiang, and his IQ seemed to be lowered.

"Okay, confident enough, I like it, in that case then I'll see how you die."

For Qin Tian's disdainful red fruit, Lu Zhiqiang not only did not get angry, but gave Qin Tian a thumbs up with a smile, and with ten fingers, he was very flexible and divided the gift boxes that looked quite exquisite.

"Huh? Qin Tian, it took you a long time to bring such a gift to the door, a pair of broken calligraphy and paintings, a bag of rotten tea leaves, what is this? A bag of matchsticks? Hey, your son-in-law came to the door on the first day, just get this bit of, you are burning newspapers on the grave, fooling ghosts, if you really don't have any money, you can tell me, is there more, we still have ten dollars and twenty dollars, I will buy something from the street store casually. It's better than your 'sincerity'! ”

When Lu Zhiqiang quickly opened the boxes and saw the so-called gifts inside, he was immediately happy, and with his thumb and index finger, he pinched the two bags of unknown objects that he didn't know if they were tea leaves or matchsticks, and showed them to Du Xiaoying and others, who also poked their heads out of curiosity, while launching a poisonous tongue attack on Qin Tian, and said to Qin Tian with a playful expression.

Lu Zhiqiang found that he had been in contact with Qin Tian for a long time, and nothing else had changed. Especially in terms of contempt, ridicule, and attack on Qin Tian, that is very good, some words that couldn't be said at all before, now basically don't need to use guò brains, just open your mouth.

"You're a mallet! The so-called eyes do not know gold and jade, the toad at the bottom of the well, the eyes of the rat are light, sitting in the well and watching the sky, and Yelang is arrogant...... It's about people like you. Use your two glass balls with more symbolic meaning than practical meaning, look carefully before speaking, and still have a broken calligraphy painting? A bag of rotten tea? A bag of matchsticks. I smacked you all in the face, and before I saw everything, I started squeaking, boy. I'll give you Zhang Zhang insight today, and you don't know that you are embarrassed there. ”

Hearing Lu Zhiqiang's words full of contempt, Qin Tian seized the opportunity to open his mouth and bite indiscriminately. directly belittled Lu Zhiqiang, the No. 1 young man in the capital, for nothing, and didn't notice at all the strange gazes of Du Shurong and Vice Premier Lu when they looked at them.

Lu Zhiqiang, this guy has long been accustomed to Qin Tian's contempt, ridicule, and blows during this time, and for Qin Tian's kind of smart person's idiotic expression, he said that he had no pressure at all, and his heart was very calm, which was simply unexciting.

"Oh? Then I'll listen to it, I want to see, you Qin Da Qiang, what kind of moths can you make at this time, these two bags of broken things, can you tell you a flower. ”

When he said this, Lu Zhiqiang was still provocative, shaking the two bags of unknown objects in his hands, and his eyes were full of contempt.

"Damn, you kid is capable, okay! Since you want to die, then I'll let you die happily, and I won't let you know why the flowers are so red, you don't know that Lord Ma has three eyes! ”

Qin Tian was suddenly angry about Lu Zhiqiang's provocation, he originally wanted to leave him a way to live, it seems that he is thinking about running to death! As soon as he patted the sofa, Qin Tian stood up straight, shook his hair at Lu Zhiqiang, and said very unceremoniously.

"If you want to know something first, I'm going to let you die a rhythmic today."

"Hehe, then let's start with these matchsticks, this bag contains tea, I can see this, but these things, I have been looking at them for a long time, and I still think this is a pile of matchsticks."

Lu Zhiqiang was not angry at all about Qin Tian's unkind words, he shook the bag of things in his right hand that had eight points with matches, and asked Qin Tian strangely, now he is really curious, he doesn't say that he knows all the things in the world, but since everything is related to gifts, how can he say four, five or six, but when he got Qin Tian's so-called "gift", Lu Zhiqiang was really dizzy, how does this product look like a bunch of matches used to light the fire, and it is also in bulk.

"I don't know, I still have a matchstick, listen to it, remember, I only say it once, this is tobacco!"

Hearing Lu Zhiqiang repeatedly call the gift he gave a matchstick, Qin Tian was speechless in his heart, he was speechless to the extreme, he had no hope for Lu Zhiqiang's eyes, and returned the matchstick, I have a stick! Therefore, as soon as Lu Zhiqiang's voice came, Qin Tian used a tone full of intellectual superiority, and gave Lu Zhiqiang a lecture with his hands on his chest to solve his doubts.

"What! Smoke...... Tobacco! You're talking about tobacco! ”

Originally, Lu Zhiqiang was ready to be surprised in his heart, after all, Qin Tian has never been able to infer according to common sense, the first time he came to meet his father-in-law's son-in-law, the gift he gave must be the same, but what Lu Zhiqiang never expected was that he actually got an answer from Qin Tian's mouth that he couldn't even think of, this pile of things like matchsticks turned out to be the so-called tobacco!

After hearing the word tobacco, Xiao Mei and Du Xiaoying, who had been secretly guessing what it was in their hearts, also widened their eyes, and after the two women glanced at each other, they both felt a little disbelieving their ears, what the tobacco looked like, even the two women who had never smoked knew it, but it was the first time they had seen it like this kind of matchstick, more than other things, and it should be the first time they had heard of it.

No matter what others think, in short, when Lu Zhiqiang heard this answer, he felt dizzy, and a feeling of crying and laughing lingered in his heart, this thing turned out to be tobacco? What does the tobacco look like a matchstick? It's really joyful.

"I don't know it, don't you...... Hehe, that, father-in-law, you borrow the pipe you usually use to my son-in-law, so that Lu Zhiqiang, a mountain doll, has a long experience, and he doesn't even know about tobacco. ”

After saying a word to Lu Zhiqiang, looking at Du Shurong, who was also staring at the side with round eyes, and kept spinning on the so-called tobacco in Lu Zhiqiang's hand, with a strange appearance, Qin Tian immediately changed his face, his expression was very flattering, as if the translator saw Taijun, he bowed his head and said that when talking about Lu Zhiqiang, Qin Tian also used the title of mountain doll.

"Well, well, in fact, I also want to see how this so-called tobacco is smoked."

Looking at Qin Tian's flattering appearance, Du Shurong hesitated for a moment, and then he was a little reluctant to take out a cigarette pouch and pot from the drawer on the side, and put it in the hand of Qin Tian, who was looking at him with a blank look, his reluctant appearance seemed to be saying goodbye to the pipe that had been used for a while.

Qin Tian......

For the appearance of the old man, Qin Tian was completely speechless, brother didn't want to poison you, nor did he want to rob your things, do you need to put on this look? I don't know, I thought I was going to drop you.

Since the eye bag had been put in his hand, and the other party was still his father-in-law, Qin Tian really couldn't say anything, so he could only silently pinch out a dozen of them from the pile of "matchsticks" in the eyes of Du Xiaoying and the other women, and then put them into the cigarette pouch in turn.

At this time, Du Shurong and the others were able to see clearly the whole picture of the so-called tobacco in Qin Tian's mouth, those tobacco were silvery-white, the thickness of the matchstick was uniform, and there was a little more thing on the head that was quite similar to the white scales on the matchstick.

With the twelve so-called tobacco shreds put in, the mouth of the small cigarette pouch was stuffed full, after getting the tobacco, Qin Tian casually picked up a lighter on the table, and swayed back and forth on the heads of those cigarettes, a moment later, with the smoke coming out of the fire head red and dark, the smoke rose up, and spread out, different from the smoke that chokes people when the ordinary dry smoke is burning, Qin Tian's so-called tobacco is very pleasant, very light, but the aroma of the origin cannot be said, just like the burning is not tobacco, but the petal incense.

"Huh? Xiaotian, your tobacco, why does it smell different from the ordinary, give me a puff to try. ”

Du Shurong, who originally didn't report any hope for the tobacco that Qin Tian brought, immediately became interested after smelling the fragrant smell, rubbed his hands at Qin Tian, and said with some expectation, I don't know what's going on, after smelling the fragrant smell, he felt that his whole person was a clever person, and his brain was like playing chicken blood, and he began to be active in an instant, and some problems that he couldn't understand before were suddenly solved, and the whole person was more excited than taking stimulants, and a feeling of controlling the overall situation slowly rose in his heart. (To be continued......)