Chapter Twenty-Three: The King of Qin Walked Around the Pillar
"Eh, boss, do you think we can go to our ally Chirp for help? You see, with their abilities, it's not easy to blow up this house! ā
A zombie who seemed to be very shrewd saw a chirp monster who was admiring the moonlight "coldly" and had no intention of coming to them at all, and his green eyes suddenly lit up, and he said what he thought was a perfect idea. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"What bad ideas are you coming up with?" The "Boss" immediately rushed up and hammered the shrewd zombie's head. The shrewd zombie raised his arm to protect his head aggrievedly, and muttered: "Boss, those guys have long said that our zombie clan are all simple-minded fools with developed limbs, and if you fight this time, you will have to be even more stupid in the future......"
The "Boss" ignored the guy's protests, glared at him and said, "Don't you know that our captain has been at odds with Captain Chirp over there lately?" On the surface, they are allies, but in fact, they have been arguing over something for a long time! ā
"Look at that chirping monster's cold and haughty face, obviously ignoring us. If you want to find something unhappy, you can go yourself, I won't go. ā
"Besides, don't you know what they're capable of? Even if they want to blow up the house, it will be at the cost of them blowing themselves up. If you sacrifice your life to kill that human, you will be a hero who can be admired by thousands of people in the chirping monster, but it is just to blow up a house, and in the end you will make a wedding dress for us...... If I were a chirp, I wouldn't have agreed. ā
Chirp: "I protest! I'm not arrogant! People are very easy-going, okay? People are just facial paralysis! ā
Xia Aya hid aside and watched the zombies hugging in a ball make all kinds of strange movements, and sometimes hit each other, only to feel confused. What are these stupid guys doing? Is it an internal conflict?
She reached out and threw a second clod of dirt, which was quite accurate, hitting one of the zombies in the ass in one fell swoop, and while it didn't do any real damage, it managed to attract his attention.
"Boss, can we ...... Ouch! It hurts! Who is secretly spanking Lao Tzu's ass? The butt was hit by the clod of soil thrown by Xia Aya, the zombie jumped up in pain, covered his butt and glared angrily behind him, and looked around a few times and didn't see the culprit, so he shifted his gaze to the zombie standing next to him and asked:
"Is it that you kid is secretly taking advantage of Lao Tzu? Well? Hmph, I already knew that you were a shaking S, and now it's finally revealed in its true form, right? Tell you that Lao Tzu is not shaking M! It's not a, either! Look for the bewitching sluts of the zombie villagers! Don't sneak your ass! ā
"I didn't ...... Nope! Who spanked you! I said I'm not a! I also like the skinny beauty of Sister Bai! Who's interested in you! ā
"Hey you kid, you don't admit what you've done, do you?"
"Alright, alright! Stop arguing! The boss saw that the two fools under his command began to quarrel again, and he couldn't help but have a headache, his IQ was lowered by this group of fools, otherwise how could he not break this little broken house!
"You two! Take a look at the other side of the house! Isn't there something messing around over there? Really, if it weren't for me, you two wouldn't know about it. "The boss gave an order, and I have to say that this zombie boss's IQ does seem to be a little higher than the other five...... Well, just a little.
"Yes! Top dog! The two zombies accepted the order with their heads held high, and walked side by side to the house where Natsuya was hiding, glaring at each other as they walked, looking at each other incorrectly.
Watching the two zombies walking towards her, Xia Aya was a little depressed.
Didn't he just hit a zombie? Why did the other one come running after him?
Two zombies...... Xia Aya licked her lips, she was the one who had defeated countless withers, defeated countless ender dragons, and fought countless zombies at the same time!
Even if she doesn't have a diamond set on her now, she doesn't believe that she can't even deal with two little zombies!
The heartbeat has gradually begun to increase, and the cold sweat on his forehead is gradually oozing...... Although the two little zombies pose no threat to her, they ...... Sure enough, I'm still very nervous.
After all, this is reality, not a game.
The sweat oozing from the palm of her hand made the hilt slip a little, and Xia Aya could only hold the hilt harder, staring at the footsteps of the two zombies, and when they were about to come to the corner and find Xia Aya......
Xia Aya suddenly appeared from the corner of the wall, hit the two zombies by surprise, gritted his teeth and swung his right hand forward, the holy sword attacked the zombie in front of the stand, the red word "17" appeared on the zombie, and then swung the power of the holy sword to drive the body to turn around, and the wooden sword in his left hand also slashed at the poor zombie......
The unusually gorgeous spinning slash achieved a surprising result, and the zombie could only roar unwillingly and fall to the sky, its body turning into white light. And the after-effects are...... Ah, I'm dizzy.
"Hoo!!" The zombies on the side saw that their companions were attacked to death by the sudden appearance of the hateful humans, and immediately roared angrily in the sky, and the roar alarmed the other four zombies who were holding a battle meeting not far away, and then they also stretched out their arms and rushed towards Xia Aya with anger in their eyes.
Seeing that the four zombies were also rushing towards him, Xia Aya couldn't help but be shocked, oh no, she was just trying to be handsome, and forgot to kill these two zombies in the shortest possible time to prevent them from summoning their companions!
At this time, the original scene of one hit and two instantly turned into one to five, and the situation suddenly tilted in the direction that was unfavorable to Xia Aya.
"One dozen five......" Xia Aya shook her head, reconcentrating, and the corners of her mouth hooked up a handsome sneer. Five zombies only! Come on! The old lady doesn't believe it, she really can't beat you! ā
Do you know that as early as the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was a great king who invented a magical tactic, so that thousands of years later, gamers on Earth will still use this set of tactics to create all kinds of wonderful anti-kill highlights?
Jing Ke chased the king of Qin, and the king of Qin returned the pillar and left. The ministers were stunned, unexpected, and lost their degree. ā
That's right! During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, a certain King of Qin once escaped the assassination of a fierce assassin in a peculiar way, and this tactic is called - King Qin Circumventing the Pillar.
And now, Xia Aya also wants to use this set of tactics in the current battle situation......
Zombies look muscular, but in fact their speed is slower than that of humans, after all, after becoming zombies, the joints of the whole body become stiff and fixed, and the walking attack can only go straight...... Naturally, it's not going anywhere faster.
Therefore, if you can walk around this house, every time you get to the corner zombie can't see you, you will turn around and come back to Ma Jian, as long as the zombie doesn't have the IQ to know how to split the head, even if it is five zombies, Xia Aya is confident that she can surround them to death!