It's okay to kiss, it's okay to hug and hug, right? Anyway, I hugged it just now.

Erdan's right arm stretched out and hugged her from behind slightly, and his movements were by no means rude, but with rich feelings. He obviously felt that the slight bones of his small body trembled, and it should be the "heartbeat" that drove the body to move.

Now that he is slightly out of a "san" state, he is still a little reluctant to let Brother Erdan hug him. It is not to say that it is stingy, because this is a matter of principle, and there is no room for negotiation.

Erdan was very shrewd to disturb Weiwei's attention, pointed to a sightseeing cruise ship on the sea, and said, "Weiwei, what do you think of that cruise ship?" Why don't we buy one too, and take you out into the sea for a walk when you're fine. ”

Comrade Erdan, full of arrogance, tens of millions of things can be bought when they say they are bought, without blinking their eyes. It's just that he didn't say "you" in his words, but "you", and it was clear that he had included others in his harem without agreeing slightly.

"Why don't you buy a plane?" Slightly angry said to the second brother, I think this guy is too vulgar.

Erdan's eyes lit up and he said, "How do you know I'm going to buy a plane?" That's what I thought. I'm going to buy a yacht, not too luxurious, about 100 million is fine. Then buy a helicopter at a price of about a billion. You may not know that I got another big house in Jiangdong, which is even more magnificent and bigger than your Song family's big house. The big house is in the shape of a European castle, and Xiaoqing and I gave the castle a name, called Smurfs Castle. The castle is currently under renovation and will probably be renovated next year. There is a helipad in the yard and an outdoor swimming pool,......"

Well, the castle sounds very good, but Weiwei didn't pay attention to it at all, but was sad, and she was not in the mood to eat a lot of things she bought.

"Brother Erdan, don't say it, Xiaoqing has sued me. I'm going to give you a task now, finish eating these things. Of the more than two hundred dollars, I have already destroyed ten dollars, and the rest is all yours. He said slightly, and a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes.

Erdan looked at the two big bags full of snacks, his stomach rumbled, but he really didn't have any appetite at all! Weiwei, this girl is too embarrassed.

Erdan said with a bitter face: "It's not that I don't want to eat, but I don't have an appetite." You didn't see it just now, I vomited when I ate it. Now when I think of the dead old man's saliva, I still feel the urge to vomit. Otherwise, if you don't eat it, we'll throw it in the trash. ”

"Nope." Weiwei immediately denied Brother Erdan's mention, "Brother Erdan, Lang Fei food is shameful, don't you know?" Now that more than a billion people in the world don't have enough to eat, do you still need to spend on food? I think you should review it. ”

"But I really can't eat it! Like, this is all about you to buy, okay? ”

"Hmph, I don't care, you have to eat. Besides, I want to buy it, but I didn't let you buy so much! Look at this tart, it's enough to buy two, you have to buy ten. And this wife's cake, I can't eat one, you actually bought eight. ”

Erdan smiled, "The wife cake looks and sounds good, but I don't know if it's genuine, I can eat a wife in one bite." ”

Slightly angry, he glanced at Erdan, "If there is a wife in the cake, you have to eat it to know!" Hurry up and eat. As he spoke, he took out a bag of wife cakes from the plastic bag and fed them to the second egg.

Erdan sighed for a while, there are so many things, even if you have an appetite, you can't eat them all! Although he is a rice bucket, there is always a capacity for every bucket. Eating is different from drinking, drinking too much can be forced out of the guò hair pit, how to force the rice, if you force it, you have to come out from behind the buttocks.

As soon as Weiwei put a piece of wife cake on Erdan's mouth, Erdan reached out and hurriedly blocked it, and the old face smiled obscenely, and said, "It's not impossible to let me eat it, but you have to let me appetize first." ”

slightly felt that Brother Erdan's words were reasonable, "Okay, how do you want to be appetizing?" Drinking? But we didn't buy alcohol! ”

As the saying goes, a glass of wine before a meal will naturally whet your appetite. Erdan carries a Jigong gourd with him, and the immortal wine in it can be used for appetizers, but this product is not intended to be appetizing with wine, but with another thing to appetize.

At this time, the little couple not far away was kissing affectionately, and the second egg glanced at it casually and saw that the kissing method of the two was tongue kissing, also known as French kissing. Tongue kissing, tongue and tongue must be entangled, and in the process, you will inevitably swallow each other's saliva.

Is there anything more appetizing than a lover's saliva? Probably not!

I have to admit that in front of the lover's saliva, a qiē aperitif, Shenma's Wuliangye Moutai, and Rémy Martin Hennessy are all floating clouds.

Erdan's obscene thoughts, they all understand! No, his gaze withdrew from the kissing couple, staring into the slight eyes.

was slightly embarrassed by Erdan's heart, and felt that Brother Erdan's eyes were so evil.

The eyes are the voice of the heart, which shows that Brother Erdan is thinking about some dirty things in his heart.

"Brother Erdan, what are you going to do?" Slightly vigilant.

"I want to be appetizing." Two eggs.

"Why do you want to be appetizing and stare at me?" Slightly.

"I'd like to borrow something from you to appetize." Two eggs.

"What's that?"

"Your saliva." Two eggs.

Well, Erdan is a little stupid to say this, not only is it not romantic, but it is also a little shameless and obscene. He should express his thoughts in a roundabout way, such as borrowing a kiss and giving a poop or something. Directly talking about borrowing other people's saliva, it's just a vexatious scoundrel bastard!

Erdan wants to borrow a slight saliva, on the one hand, he wants to take advantage of other girls, and on the other hand, he really wants to be appetizing.

In a word, heart disease still needs heart medicine. Erdan now has a pimple in his heart, isn't it just a heart disease? The culprit of heart disease is the saliva of a well-intentioned old man. If you want to erase the pimple in Erdan's heart, the best way is to "dilute" the saliva of the dead old man, physical dilution and psychological dilution. This heavy task, all kinds of drinks can't do it, all kinds of wine can't do it, only the lover's saliva.

Don't ask Erdan how he knows, he is also a clever brain, so he came up with this idea.

Will Weiwei promise the second egg? The answer is no, even if you think about it with your ass, you can know the answer. But the second egg didn't give him time to think slightly, and as soon as the words fell, he kissed and kissed him.

What is Li Erdan's move called "dong"? Boom in the air?

Okay, it doesn't matter what he doesn't knock or not, kiss it first, then talk about it, and then borrow the saliva.