Chapter 1 Uninvited Guests

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On the ninth day of the first month of September, climb high to appreciate the chrysanthemum and dogwood. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It is the autumn that is high and cool, the grass grows and the eagle flies, there are songbirds everywhere, the mountains and mountains have ape crying, the Qiling Mountain in the northwest corner of the city is full of people, the songs and laughter echo between the mountains, and the autumn mood of the southern country is strong.

On the contrary, on the mountain road ten miles away from the city, two people were walking quietly, two people holding hands.

The two men were a man and a woman, the man was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old handsome and slender young man, who was faintly wearing an immortal lock under his collar, and the woman was a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, whose skin was white and had two small tiger teeth, which was very cute.

However, the girl's face was a little worried, and she asked with a pretty face as she walked, "Yin Yang, will your master and his old man like me?" ”

Yin Yang Zhengse said: "My master is very serious, don't worry!" ”

The girl gave him a roll of the eye and said angrily, "Little improper." ”

Yin Yang smiled evilly and said, "Small? Where is small, you have to make it clear. ”

The girl's face was slightly red, and she pinched his arm hard.

"Ahh Don't, don't pinch anymore, my thin arms and legs can't stand your toss......"

"You know that you have a poor mouth, and you have the ability to be poor."

"What do you mean by a poor face?"

"Grimace."

"Where did you learn the neologisms? But do you think I'm young or what, I will get wrinkles if I make too many grimaces. ”

"Are you going to do it?" Light rain twisted his ears.

“……”

"Brother Yang, come on, make one, or will you sing a song to this girl?" Xiaoyu saw that he looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, so he immediately changed his smiling face and said softly with an eyebrow.

Yin Yang smiled: "Girl, please respect yourself, Xiaosheng is not a showman!" ”

……

More than an hour later, the two came to the foot of a small mountain, and faintly saw a small dilapidated Taoist temple in the dense woods on the mountainside.

The two of them climbed the stairs, and as soon as they reached the door, they heard the dirty sound of guessing and drinking from inside.

"Who's awesome, you're awesome, I'm awesome, who's awesome, I'm awesome, you're awesome, haha, drink, hurry up!"

"Old cow, what are you rubbing, this is only the tenth altar, hurry up and drink it."

“…… You old boy is out of the way every time, and next time you have to call your precious apprentice together, and see if you are embarrassed to cheat. ”

Outside the gate, Yin Yang looked at Xiaoyu embarrassedly, Xiaoyu's eyes blinked at Yin Yang, and the novelty in his eyes made Yin Yang turn his eyes and couldn't bear to look at each other again.

He was afraid that the sound of guessing in the house would sound again, so he hurriedly shouted: "Master, Uncle Niu, I'm back!" ”

Then he took Xiaoyu's hand and walked into the yard.

A loud voice laughed and said, "Say baby, baby is here, come in quickly, and deal with your treacherous master together." ”

Xiaoyu outside the door heard this rough cry with a delicate baby, grabbed Yin Yang's hand tightly, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on his body.

Another old voice said, "Old Niu, drink the wine first, don't try to divert your attention." Xiaoyang, you come in. ”

Yin Yang coughed twice and said, "Master, I brought a light rain today, which is the light rain I mentioned to you before!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden silence in the room for a moment, and then the sound of rustling clothes was heard, Xiaoyu had a trace of worry in her eyes, Yin Yang held her hand tightly and gave her a relieved smile.

A moment later, the door of the side hall opened, and the old voice came out: "Come in!" ”

When the two of them entered the room, they saw one person sitting on each side of a square table, both of whom were neatly dressed and solemn, and could not imagine that the voices before were actually from these two people.

One of them originally had a kind look, but the long hair was messy on his head, which was no longer so kind, and even a little crazy, but the messy hair seemed to have just been combed by hand, and it didn't look too scary. The other was a stout middle-aged man with dark skin and a single horn on his head.

Seeing the appearance of these two people, Xiaoyu pulled Yin Yang's hand tighter and trembled a little.

Yin Yang hurriedly introduced: "Master, Uncle Niu, this is Xiaoyu. After speaking, he quietly squeezed Xiaoyu's hand.

Xiaoyu understood, pulled out the hand held by Yin Yang, blushed slightly and gave a deep salute to the two nervously: "Xiaoyu to meet the master, Uncle Niu!" ”

"Sure enough, well-behaved, a good girl." The black-faced man grinned, and then quietly pursed his lips and muttered, "But it's too small!" ”

The white-haired old man pretended not to hear his muttering, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Xiaoyang told me that I mentioned you, just come over casually, I don't know how to be polite as an old man, don't mind." ”

Xiaoyu finally exhaled in her heart, and she didn't dare to say anything.

Yin Yang saw that the two elders were very satisfied, and he was extremely happy in his heart, this matter can be regarded as a big hurdle, as for the father of his hometown

My mother wouldn't have any opinions.

After a few more chats, Yin Yang pulled Xiaoyu to cook, Xiaoyu is a kitchen master, in addition to honoring the vulgar ceremony of the ugly daughter-in-law to meet her in-laws, the main thing is to show her hand to increase some impression points in front of the elders, she knows that the master is extremely heavy in Yin Yang's heart.

The black-faced man looked at the figures of the two of them and sighed: "Xiaoyang, this baby has good qualifications, but it's a pity that he has a yin attribute physique, and you have also taken great pains to raise him so big since he was three months old, and you have carefully taught him mortal martial arts, otherwise if you let the yin qi in his body grow, I am afraid that he will not live now." ”

The old man with the beard also said with a gloomy face: "I would rather him be a mortal in peace, and I don't want him to learn the Yin Evil Exercises and harm others." ”

"In addition to the Yin and Evil Exercises of the Ghost Sect, I heard that there were some orthodox Yin and Cold Exercises in ancient times, and I don't know if they have been handed down."

"There may be such exercises, but I have never heard anyone practice them, and I am afraid that they are extinct."

"It's a pity that your human race can't cultivate the exercises of our demon clan, otherwise I would have been cheeky to beg the Ice Lizard King...... By the way, how long can the lock you brought him be suppressed? ”

"As long as he doesn't run the exercises in his body, and there is no heaven and earth aura to guide through the meridians, the little yin aura in his body can't operate on its own under the suppression of the prison demon lock, and suppressing it for a hundred years is not a problem."

"Well, in that case, you don't have to worry until you find the right exercise."

The two chatted like this, and two quarters of an hour later, Yin Yang and Xiaoyu each walked into the hut with two plates of dishes.

The dish is a good dish, it will breed appetite at a glance, and the fragrance is tangy, one of the dishes is made of the blood deer brought by Uncle Niu, the fragrance overflows the side hall hut, which makes people intoxicated.

"Smell the smell!" The white-haired old man stroked his beard and nodded in appreciation.

"Salivating!" The black-faced man's eyes were shining, and a trace of saliva was dripping from the corners of his mouth.

Yin Yang saw that the two of them had been praising this delicacy, and his heart was also full of joy, Xiaoyu's craftsmanship was recognized by the two, so the impression of people increased a lot.

But why is it endless, he couldn't stand it a little and said: "Master, Uncle Niu, you are eating, eating, that is the color, flavor, and taste!" ”

Xiaoyu also hurriedly said: "Yes, master, Uncle Niu, you will compensate Xiaoyu's craftsmanship, if it is not tasteful, I will improve it." ”

"Hehe, I'm not welcome to that old cow, I'll try it first." The black-faced man wanted to keep his elders reserved, but he couldn't care so much at this time, so he actually picked up three pieces of meat with a chopstick and couldn't wait to stuff it into his big mouth.

With a snort, I saw him swallow it directly after a squirm in his throat, and he smacked his lips with an embarrassed look on his face.

"This, this meat is too slippery, I haven't had time to chew it, the taste is a little uncertain, hehe, I'll try again."

"Again, it's okay for me to let you try again." The white-haired old man said that he didn't care about the image of his elders, so he hurriedly grabbed chopsticks and grabbed them with the black-faced man.

You have a chopstick, I have a chopstick, like a game, and after a while, the four plates have bottomed out, but looking at the appearance of the two, it seems that they are not satisfied, and after sticking out their tongues and licking their mouths, they said regretfully:

"I'm not belly down."

"It's a little less!"

"Alas, I said, little girl, hurry up and marry Yang'er and move here to live."

Xiaoyu lowered her head with a red face and looked at the tips of her shoes, where a bright red flower was embroidered.

"Uncle Niu, master, as long as your elders have no other opinions, we are going to propose to her family after this year's township test." Yin Yang Chunguang responded with a full face. Three great joys in life, the candle night in the cave room, when the title of the gold list, the hometown meets the old acquaintance, if it is a move after the township test, and then get married, it is really a double happiness, life is proud, indescribable, I don't know how many men will be envious.

"I'll see it!" The white-haired old man said with a smile.

"We have to wait for the township test...... Can't it be sooner? "The black-faced man was a little unhappy.

"Haha...... Uncle Xiao is really a fairy day, enjoying the joy of family alone in this deep mountain and old forest, and envying people! ”

At this moment, a wanton laughter came from outside the view, and the white-haired old man and the black-faced man looked outside the house with a change of face, while Yin Yang and Xiaoyu also hurriedly turned around in surprise.

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