On the outskirts of the Moon Capital, in a crater on the moon, right in front of Pumpkin Jack's house, Mianyue Yiji and Toyohime are tied back to back, sitting under a big tree in front of Pumpkin Jack's house (as for why there is a tree in front of Jack's house, why don't you ask him how he grows pumpkins on the moon?). ）

"Well, then, since you have fallen into my hands. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info So what should I do with you? ”

Pumpkin Jack held a whetstone and sharpened the scythe in his hand one by one. While saying to the princess of the two-month capital who had been tied up by him and Zi Zhen Wuhua.

"Kill if you want to! You so much nonsense! ”

Mianyue Yiji was not afraid to look at Pumpkin Jack.

"Hey, catch them, I've got a part to do too, why don't you ask my opinion?" Zi Zhen, who was sitting on the side, suddenly raised his hand and said. Seems to be a little unhappy that Pumpkin Jack forgot his opinion.

"Oh, of course, my friend, how do you think it would be better to come from them?" Pumpkin Jack is very talkative, and really asked Zizhen's opinion.

"Well...... How about putting them in a small dark room to watch Teletubbies for three months? ”

The words were spoken, and the scene was as silent as death.

“…… How? Why don't you talk anymore? ”

"Uh...... Are you sure, friend? Wouldn't that be too cruel? "Unexpectedly, Pumpkin Jack actually came forward to say good things for Mianyue Yiji and Fenghime...... However, I don't understand what cruelty is it to show them Teletubbies?

"Friend, you don't know, Teletubbies, at first glance this film is for young children, but in fact this thing is one of the most brutal tortures in the world." Seeing Zi Zhenhu's expression of 'what the hell are you talking about', Pumpkin Jack patiently explained: "According to scientists' research, every time you watch an episode of Teletubbies, your IQ will regress by at least three years, you must know that an episode of Teletubbies is about twenty minutes, and if you watch it day and night for three months, you can watch more than 6,000 episodes, which means that your IQ will be reduced by at least 10,000 years." If I'm not mistaken, Princess Mianyue is almost 10,000 years old, and when converted, they are probably only about two or three years old now...... It's a terrible thing."

"Is it so cruel?"

"It's that cruel." Pumpkin Jack said sincerely. "The most important thing is to abuse a fool whose brain is only a few years old, and there is no sense of accomplishment at all."

“…… Okay, then the Teletubbies pass. I don't care, you can do it yourself. Zi Zhen obviously didn't care what Pumpkin Jack was going to do with Princess Mianyue. Now he looked a little disinterested and wanted to go home and sleep.

"Thank you, friend." Pumpkin Jack took the scythe and turned to Princess Mianyue again and again, and said with infinite resentment and the pleasure of revenge. "I came up with a great idea, you cut off my head before, and now I'm going to cut off your head, a tooth for a tooth!" Pumpkin Jack beautifully brushed a curved coil with a scythe, and the blade rubbed against Mizuki Aki's neck.

"Don't worry, I'll get absolutely soon. Definitely a humanitarian kill! ”

"You bastard." Mianyue Fengji scolded.

"Take it easy, old friend. don'tloseyourhead. (Don't get scared / Don't drop your head, pun intended)"

"By the way, this scythe is mine." Zi Zhen seems to care a lot about the origin of the scythe. It must be stated that this is your own.

"It's all thanks to you two guys, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, I can't even go to the grocery store and buy a pudding!!"

Jack slammed the scythe forward, the blade scraping the skin of Mizuki Aki's neck, creating a deep red.

"Do you know why!?"

"I guess it's because you don't have a face?" Zi Zhen didn't look at the atmosphere at all, and stood up and spit out without waiting for Princess Mianyue to speak.

"That's right! But why is this happening!! ”

"Because your head was cut off by the two of them?" Zi Zhen served as the narrator himself.

"That's right! So tonight, I'm going to give them back this favor! ”

"You're going to cut off their heads?" Zi Zhen seemed to have heard something funny, "Don't be funny, let's not mention that there are some abilities in the divine descent technique they know, even if they cut off their heads, they can not die, just say that the black technology of the Moon Capital is not very powerful?" If they can get their heads back afterwards, you're not cutting them off for nothing; Once? ”

"It's okay, as long as the head is cut off by the Death Scythe, it will never stick back!" Jack said sinisterly. "Never recover!"

"Yes, Sister Komachi seems to have told me so, and I don't know as well as you about this setting."

"Little ghost, that's because you haven't lost your head, so you haven't been cut down by the Grim Reaper with a scythe after you died!" Pumpkin Jack explained. "I was actually dead at that time, and my soul died because I was decapitated, so that part of my head was also cut off by the Grim Reaper! That's why I had to replace my head with a pumpkin! ”

"I see, in that case......" Zi Zhen looked at Sister Mianyue with a 'you are unlucky' expression; "I'm sorry, this time I didn't expect it, and I had a great time with you." ”

Then Zi Zhen lifted his legs and left!

Seeing Zi Zhen just throw her two sisters down, Mianyue Yiji was stunned, and Mianyue Fengji couldn't help but shout!

"You madman, do you want to cause the apocalypse!? You're just handing us over to this guy, aren't you afraid that you'll see you on a moonlit night and start a war with Gensokyo!? ”

"Huh?" Zi Zhen seemed to have heard some strange words, and put on a very surprised expression with her mouth wide open: "I heard it right, the princess of the Moon Capital would say such a thing." Would you rather be my captive? ”

Then he put on a calm face and said: "It's not the world that is ushering in the end, it's just you, don't be too self-righteous, say that you will see a war with Gensokyo on a moonlit night or something, this sister, I like war......"

This kid really loves war,

At the beginning, about the start of the war, Zizhen said...... I didn't think about it so much at the time, I just wanted to play a prank.

But if there is a war, when will this kid take Gensokyo to heart?

This kid didn't want to be a monster sage back then, so he dared to take Youxiang and Fran to the battlefield and die. This is also Yakumo's always helpless sigh when there is no one. Zi Zhen is not a qualified monster sage, not only is he unqualified, he is simply incompetent! Not only that, but I just didn't pay attention to it.

So now the Gensokyo sage on the surface is Zi Zhen, and the real master in the secret is actually the reason why Yakumo Murasaki.

Yakumo Purple is really heartbroken for Zizhen. When will this kid be able to take Gensokyo to heart, and he can't trust Gensokyo to him at all......

"It seems that the little one is not interfering with the personal feud between you and me. So, do you think I should deal with you with my life, my former princess. Pumpkin Jack said with a terrifying pumpkin smile on his face.

"You ......" Toyohime was about to say something, but Pumpkin Jack held out a finger to her lips and stopped her.

"Forget it, cutdowmit. Hahahaha. With that, Pumpkin Jack raised his scythe and was about to cut off the head of the princess of the Moon Capital in front of him.

Just as Pumpkin Jack was laughing haha, a person's voice suddenly sounded in Zizhen's head.

"Hey, where are you now, little husband?"

This is the voice of Komachi.

Don't be too surprised, for the few people you are most familiar with, Zi Zhen has specially set up a peculiar spiritual frequency channel for them, each person has a different frequency, as long as you concentrate when you use it, you can directly talk to Zi Zhen in your mind, and it can prevent eavesdropping. The platform for communication is Zizhen, which is different from Yakumo Purple. In short, it is really convenient to communicate with each other than by phone.

"Ah, Sister Komachi...... No, wife. What's the matter? "I think that my previous appearance seems to have confirmed that I am called Komachi's wife, so I can't change my words casually. Purple really thinks so.

"Lord Four Seasons has come to check the post, my scythe is still with you, if I don't have that, I will be considered dereliction of duty by Lord Four Seasons, I don't want to be preached by Lord Four Seasons, it's so painful!!"

"Actually, I think Komachi, you've been preached so many times by Shikieihime, so it doesn't matter if you say it a few times."

"It's different!! Please, get the slave's scythe back. ”

"Okay, okay, for your pity, I'll teleport it to you now."

"Thank you, thank you! I love you the most, little husband! ”

At the end of the communication, Zi Zhen sighed, turned around, walked behind Jack the Pumpkin Head, who was holding a scythe and snatched the scythe from his hand like lightning. Pumpkin Jack was about to slash the Mianyue sisters, and suddenly swung into the air.

"What are you doing!?"

Caught off guard by his own people snatching the scythe of death from behind, Jack paused for a moment, and then shouted at Zi Zhen and asked.

Zi Zhen ignored Jack's questioning, and threw the scythe in his hand directly into the gap that suddenly appeared behind his back (five minutes later, the scythe fell directly from the sky and almost hit Shiki Yinghime...... After the scythe of the god of death was sent into the gap between Zizhen, the pumpkin army that was still swaggering in the moon capital was shattered one by one, and the souls inside were ruthlessly driven back to their hometown one by one by the invisible administrators of the world as if they lacked a ticket to stay in the world.

And Zizhen said to Pumpkin Jack, "My wife is coquettish to me, so I have to send her something back." ”

"Your wife!? What does your wife have to do with this!? ”

"Death is my wife. Her boss is going to come to check on the post, and I have to send her work card back. ”

"But we're almost going to destroy the Moon Capital! I'll be able to make these two damned princesses and their mother, Moonlit, pay in no time. ”

"Yes, yes, although I like to see this kind of thing, but the wife is more important, and a bachelor like you can't understand it."

“…… I'm not done with you! ”

Jack was really angry.

Is there any mistake, you kid actually used me as a stumbling block at such a time, I damn it. Say yes teammates!!

Puff - !!

However, just when Pumpkin Jack wanted to yell at him to express his dissatisfaction, it seemed that it was too late.

"Are you completely ignoring us!?"

A beautiful voice rang out from behind Pumpkin Jack, which made Pumpkin Jack's face change drastically.

A flash of light had cut his head and body in two perfectly. This knife also completely eliminates the hidden setting that Pumpkin Jack can live by changing a pumpkin head.

The two princesses of Mianyue had already broken free from Pumpkin Jack's shackles in the moment when Pumpkin Jack relaxed. Slipped this guy who had plagued the Moon Capital with a single sword.

Condolences.

Zi Zhen saluted Pumpkin Jack.

People who have been playing pranks on others will one day receive pranks from others.

Pumpkin Jack's body clearly fulfills this iron law.

"Looks like it's time for today."

While Princess Mianyue's attention was still on Pumpkin Jack's corpse, Zi Zhen had already sneaked into a corner and took out a pocket watch, and she didn't know that this child was obviously glaucoma, what was the use of bringing a pocket watch, you couldn't see it.

"It's past 12 o'clock, Halloween is over, then I should hurry home."

The kid didn't even care about the doppelganger, thinking that he would run first. But the doppelganger or something can be resurrected anyway!