The little angel took He Tian's right hand and said, "Classmate, join Heaven, I can go through the back door for you." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Heaven has a back door too?"

The little devil took He Tian's left hand and said, "Boy, join hell, I promise to make you owe Immortal Gu death." ”

"Are you cursing me to hell?"

Heaven: "You die!" ”

Demon: "You are!" ”

He: "Okay, okay, don't argue." What are the benefits of gold carats? Who's right......"

Demon: "The devil wants to buy gold carats!" ”

Heaven: "Let's change places." ”

……

The man in the red suit yelled: "Stinky boy! Do you want to accompany or not?! ”

After yelling, I realized that He Tian was long gone.

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He Tian stood outside the classroom, and it was clear that he had been punished for standing.

The little angel looked at him and said, "Alas...... It's so pitiful, I was actually punished by the teacher for standing. ”

The little devil said, "How can you be late? I just skipped class. ”

He Tian yelled frantically: "It's not all because of you! ”

The little devil said to the little angel, "You should give up!" You have to learn to let go. ”

The little angel said, "Why should I give up?" It's time for you to give up! ”

He Tian roared: "Don't! Noisy! Finish! I want to be quiet! ”

The little angel and the little devil turned their heads and asked at the same time, "Who is Jingjing?" ”

"Get out!"

……

"You are my little little apple......" He Tian heard the mobile phone ringing, and when he was wondering whose mobile phone it was, he saw the little devil take out his mobile phone and answer the call.

"Hey, huh...... But I can't go away now, oh yes, I'll be right here. ”

The little devil said, "Don't you want to run! I'll be back when I'm done! With that, he ran away with a puff of smoke.

He Tian looked at the back of the little devil and said, "Do demons also use mobile phones?" ”

The little angel said, "Well, because there is no energy, angels and demons can only use human communication tools. Hahaha! It's still dirty! ”

He Tian asked: "Do you use any high technology?" ”

The little angel proudly took out her tools and ...... "Dangdang, Dang!" The latest version of 'Big Brother'! ”

"What is this?! With 'Big Brother'? This kind of old can't be old, and antique-level mobile phones dare to say that people are dirty! ”

The little angel turned into a pitiful look, poked his index finger, and said, "No way, people don't have money." 'Big Brother' was also found by rummaging through the cabinets. ”

"You can find a way, it's a miracle that your 'big brother' can still be used."

The little angel said, "I tried, but the doctor said I was too young...... You can't cut your kidney! ”

"Do angels have to cut their kidneys this year?! You're not human! ”

"I can be human."

"That's not going to work either!"

"What's the matter, it can grow again anyway."

"It's so convenient! Ahh Convenience doesn't work! ”

"Why? I'm just looking like Lori! Actually, I'm older than your grandmother's grandmother! “

He Tian thought: Why does it sound like swearing......

The little angel's expression became serious and said, "Classmate......"

He Tian asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Do you know who wants a kidney?"

"Speaking of which, it's still selling kidneys! Where's your angel's discipline?! ”