"Bee kiss swollen wrist" put down the wine bowl and said: "We are late, and we don't want to explain too much, and the wine is dry." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoWe've had four drinks in a row, and we've all met, so now we have something to talk about! When I heard "Don't take me fishing", my heart blossomed, and I thought that it would be better to hurry up and get down to business, so as to save myself getting drunk for a while.

At this time, there was a person standing on the small table in the south, called "Sneezing Code", who was the elite of the "Wandering E Clan". He thinks that "Tang Sheng" is qualified to sit at the main table, and "Bee Kiss Swollen Wrist" is the helper who took over after "Tang Sheng" deleted the number, and the master is gone, so he looks down on him and says disdainfully: "Brother Bee, the so-called wine has passed three rounds, and now the wine banquet has just begun, and we have just drunk a circle, even if there is really something serious, we should go through the three rounds and talk about it!?" ”

"Bee kiss wrist swollen" smiled and said: "This benevolent brother, this is wrong! The so-called three rounds of wine means that after entering the table, each person first toasts three glasses, which is called the tour of wine, indicating the official start of the banquet, and then, each person drinks two glasses, which is called meeting wine. I heard that you have all drunk the wine you just met, and you must have already drunk three rounds. ”

"No," someone objected, this person was called "Crownless and Light", and he was the elite of the "Fierce Bull Guild" gang. "Bee kiss wrist swollen" glanced at him, he continued, "When drinking, everyone is gathered around a table, and the drinking order is carried out, and one after another drinks, 'patrol' is the meaning of the circle, 'drinking three rounds' is to drink one by one, drinking a full circle is counted as a tour, and only those who have been turned three times are considered three rounds!" ”

"This statement is also not true," and some people objected, this person is called "a bunch of dead dogs", and he is an elite of a small gang of "love the world". He said: "After three rounds of drinking, this cliché shows that the banquet has reached a certain depth, and there are any substantive issues that can be discussed, or that the banquet has come to an end. The so-called 'three rounds' means three times. The host pours wine once for each guest, such as patrolling the city, pouring it three times, and the guests have drunk it all, which is called the real 'wine over three tours'. ”

"Don't fish with me" hurriedly said: "Well said, now that the banquet has reached a certain depth, substantive issues can be discussed......"

"Dragon's Heart" kept making eye contact with "Don't Fish with Me", and "Don't Fish with Me" was very strange and didn't continue.

At this time, another person spoke, this person is called "Chasing the Wind in the Wind", and he is the elite of another small gang "Cold Moon Building". He asked, "So you said you were going to talk about business, but when would you pour wine for our guests?" ”

"Don't fish with me" was asked dumbfounded, there are so many people upstairs and downstairs, how long does it take to pour a drink?

"Super Bull Voice" stood up with a smile and said: "Although, although I am the leader of the alliance, the leader of the alliance, today, today, there is no, no, there is no guest, no people, everyone, all, the lord, the master." Come, come, come, come me, I'll pour wine. He was about to leave his seat when he was pulled by the "mustard casserole cold" next to him.

"Mustard Casserole Cold" stood up and laughed, and said: "Heroes, I remember that there is such a scene in "Gong Le Tu", where the palace maids sit around the case, and a palace maid takes turns pouring wine for the other palace maids, which has the meaning of 'patrol'. The ancients advocated drinking modestly, and if you can't drink three rounds, it will be against etiquette. Therefore, the deep meaning of 'drinking over three rounds' should be that the wine has been drunk a lot, and if there is something serious to talk about, if there is no serious matter, after eating, it should be dispersed. Don't overdo it today, if you must drink it, then wait until you're done! It's easy to think of 'three rounds of wine', now we invite the host to salute the guest of honor, the guest of honor to the host, and the host to the other guests at the table. This is also called 'three rounds of wine', we are drinking at this table, and the brothers at the other tables are not idle, since the alliance leader said that everyone is the master, you are free to drink and eat meat. After a while, after three rounds of our table, we will invite the leader of the alliance to speak. ”

"Mustard casserole cold" finished speaking, and after waiting for a while, no one raised any objections. "Super Bull Voice" sat down slowly, and said to himself: "Also, also, it's still literary, literati speak have, have, have level, reason, reason, understand, in place!" As he spoke, he was about to toast the "cold mustard casserole".

"Mustard Casserole Cold" patted his hand and excused himself: "The guest of honor is 'worm', which wine do you give me?" ”

"Don't take me fishing" hurriedly said: "I'm my own brother, hurry up and give each of the two heroes a toast!" ”

"Dead Mazhi" closed his mouth when he saw that "Burial Little Fist" wanted to speak, and "Burial Little Fist" didn't open his mouth when he saw that he was going to speak. "Super Bull" stared at the two of them with wide eyes.

"Bee kiss wrist swollen" smiled and said: "Alliance leader, everyone is their own brother, I propose to pour yourself a drink and make three cups together!" A table of people looked at each other and smiled, poured their own wine, and clinked glasses......

As soon as the third cup of wine was drunk, "Don't take me fishing" stood up and said: "Brothers, I didn't expect that "Bee Kiss Wrist Swollen" invited two masters, and we asked the alliance leader to tell you about the tasks of the Hero League and the matters to be paid attention to. After speaking, he took the lead in applauding, and everyone hurriedly put down their wine glasses, and the applause turned from weak to strong, and the force went from light to heavy. Super Bull Voice" just added a piece of crystal pig's trotter and stuffed it into his mouth, and when he heard that he was allowed to speak, he chewed it in a hurry while pulling out the plan he had just made from his arms. He took out the paper on which he had written the plan and handed it to the "Invincible Cattle Llice", and the "Invincible Cattle Llice" began to read from the script, the full text of which is as follows:

Since the establishment of the League of Heroes today, the brothers gathered together, first of all, to express their heartfelt thanks to the representatives of the various gangs participating in the meeting for their support. (Applause)

In order to arrange the main tasks of the Heroes League in the next stage and to sum up the experience and lessons gained by various gangs in the past struggles in the rivers and lakes, it is hereby scheduled to convene a mission meeting of the Heroes League on the first day of every month, and all the gang leaders of the participating gangs are required to attend the meeting. The intersessional activities and emergencies of the League of Heroes are handled by the "League of Heroes Conference Leaders Committee". If there is a major incident, the League of Heroes conference can be convened immediately, and the participants are representatives of each gang. I added to myself---- it's all of you who came to drink today!

The members of the Hero League Leader Committee are: "Super Bull Voice" (Alliance Leader), "Dead Mazhi" (Alliance Leader's Special Advisor), "Burial Little Fist" (Alliance Leader's Special Advisor), "Don't Fish with Me" (Deputy Alliance Leader), "Bee Kiss Wrist Swollen" (Deputy Alliance Leader), "Mustard Casserole Cold" (Liaison Officer), "Big Head and Thick Neck" (Deputy Liaison Officer), "The Taste of Clear Mouth" (Accountant), "Ping Xiangren" (Cashier), "Dragon's Heart" (Deputy Alliance Leader's Assistant)

The rules of the League of Heroes are as follows:

1. All gangs that participate in the League of Heroes are voluntary, regardless of the size of the gang.

2. All gangs that participate in the League of Heroes must be loyal to the League of Heroes and strictly guard the secrets of the League of Heroes.

3. All gangs that participate in the League of Heroes shall carry out the decisions of the League of Heroes and abide by the discipline of the League of Heroes.

Fourth, all gangs participating in the Heroes League must be united and fraternal, take the overall situation into account, stand up at critical moments, and be ready to make necessary sacrifices for the Heroes League at any time.

5. The members of the Hero League Leader Committee must be on call and ready to go into battle immediately!

6. All gangs participating in the League of Heroes will pay 100,000 taels of silver per month according to the head of the gang, and those above the elite level will pay 100,000 taels of silver per month as the reward fund and relief fund of the League of Heroes, and the fund will be managed openly and transparently. The award fund is used to reward those who have made significant contributions to the League of Heroes. The Relief Fund is used to help those who have made great sacrifices for the League of Heroes. (Led by "The Taste of Clear Mouth" and "Ping Meet")

From tomorrow, the tasks for the next month are as follows:

1. In view of the current grim situation, the lowest level of personnel involved in the task of transporting commercial goods by the participating gangs should be the elite of the gangs.

2. Each gang shall assign personnel according to 10 percent of the total number of gang members to form patrol teams to escort the routes of commercial activities and strive to ensure that the businessmen of the participating gangs are not attacked.

3. For each participating gang, at least one elder shall serve as a full-time liaison, and if there is an incident, it shall be immediately reported to the leader of the gang, and it shall not be falsely reported, omitted, falsely reported, or concealed. If there is a major matter, it can be reported to the Hero League Conference Leader Committee.

The above is formulated by the League of Heroes Congress Leaders Committee, and you are now invited to vote. If the number of supporters exceeds 90%, it means that it is passed, and the above clauses take effect immediately. If there is a difference of opinion after the effective date, the member can withdraw from the meeting.

I'm done.

Listening to the "invincible gadlice" in front of the reading, everyone laughed out loud after reading the last sentence, and he blushed embarrassedly and said, "What are you laughing at, quick!" Those who agree to join the alliance raise their hands! The elites in the hall all raised their hands, and none of them wanted to quit.

"Don't fish with me" stood up and smiled slightly, and said: "Actually, the rules of the alliance are not set by the alliance leader alone, they are all the crystallization of the wisdom of the gang leaders, deputy gang leaders, and elders of the participating gangs. The members of the Heroes League Congress Leaders Committee are also elected by them. Since the elites have no objections, please have a good drink! ”

"Don't fish with me" sat down after speaking, and when the heroes were about to drink and talk, "Bee Kiss Swollen Wrist" stood up and said: "There is a reason why I did not participate in the last two Hero League preparation meetings, but the situation is far more complicated than everyone imagined. I'm sure you've heard of their names for a long time, because many of us have grown up with the weapons they have built. But just a few days ago, all the builders on the rivers and lakes received threatening letters, including the two of them. ”

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and "Bee Kiss Swollen Wrist" continued: "Someone informed the builders that all weapons created in the future must be sold through the 'Blood Drinking Pavilion', and they must not be sold privately, otherwise they will be killed!" They are competing in building a weapons and equipment business, but it is not easy for the two of them to sit together today, abandon their previous suspicions, and help each other in the same boat. Let's all raise a glass to unity, dry! All the heroes raised their glasses together, and drank them all in the shouting.

After all, he is a hero in the rivers and lakes, full of dangers, and the enemy is at present, but this wine is drunk heartily, and it has the taste of "toasting to the prosperity of wine and songs, and toasting to celebrate peace".

"Don't take me fishing" for fear that someone would drink high and make trouble, so he secretly ordered Xiao Er to pass the hot dishes in the morning. The little second was also observant, "Don't fish with me" and knew at a glance that it was time. Shouting and passing the dishes, everyone was drinking happily, some cold dishes had not been touched, only seven large bowls, eight large plates piled up.

It can also be regarded as a sumptuous, there are Geyue Mountain spicy chicken, Jinsha tender winter melon, shrimp steak vegetables, celery love lily, three-flavor small crispy meat, stir-fried fresh mushrooms with cabbage sum, steamed hairy crab, secret hanging roast goose, exquisite lion head, osmanthus fish back to the pot, red stewed drunken eel, venison and crispy bun. Each table has a shrimp potsticker, a bean paste bun, a Turkish dumpling and a plate of Jiuzhou fruits.

A bowl of matsutake pigeon soup per person. The shopkeeper also gave a ----sweet and sour melon to the table where the heroines were seated. He also sent a specialty dish to the main table---- steamed fish with flowers. The heroes can't control much, they eat when they serve food, and drink when they pour wine. People in temperament love to be lively, drink wine in large bowls, and eat meat in large gulps. Life must be full of joy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, just be a snack and it doesn't matter if you want to evict customers.

Some people think, eat, drink, you have to pay 100,000 yuan a month, you have to drink a wine bottle to the bottom after paying the money, and eat a mess on the table! So, those who hold the treasure and guess the emptiness, those who draw fists and give orders, those who chant poems right, and those who are silent and boring...... Exhaustive, very exhaustive, really exhaustive. Hello brother! Hello brothers! It's okay, it's good! Four seasons of fortune and running in the streets! Seven pieces of five hands! The tiger bar is not fun, let's have wood......

If you want to talk about the rules, you have to look at the main table, and the wine is drunk in a more orderly manner. Everyone first respects the alliance leader, then the deputy alliance leader, and then the two advisors together...... In short, they are all officials, and they drink it in a circle, except for the "invincible gadlice", they only respect people, and people are respectful. However, I drank a lot after a few laps!

Xiao Er made a big difficulty when he was on the steamed fish fish, and scolded the shopkeeper in his heart, why did he send a fish, is it really a feast without fish? Send the fish to the fish, and don't arrange it, who should the head of the fish be aimed at? It was a table booked by "Don't Fish with Me", but when I heard everyone toasting, he called him "Deputy Alliance Leader". The two expressionless "Dead Mazhi" and "Burial Little Fist" are also famous big names. He was stunned behind the "invincible gadlice" with the fish in his hand.

"Invincible Cow Llice" was ready to let him pass the dishes, because the previous dishes were passed from him. "Invincible gadlice" was annoyed when he saw Xiao Er not moving, and he was uncomfortable sitting with the leaders, he didn't enjoy drinking, he didn't eat hard, and he passed the dishes for a while. The "invincible gadlice" snatched the fish in the small second-hand to suppress his anger, and said angrily: "What are you stunned about, thinking about life!?" With that, he swung it down on the table.

The little second said happily: "Thank you, Master Niu!" I don't read much, or I don't do chores here, but I really think of a poem when you ask, 'The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain, and the peach blossom flowing water mandarin fish fat' Try it! After saying that, he smiled and ran away. The mustard casserole was cold" saw that the fish head was facing "Don't take me fishing", after looking around the whole table, everyone laughed, staring at "don't take me fishing" and let him drink three bowls first, so that everyone could eat the fish. "Don't fish with me" started to be a little embarrassed, saying that he had a limited amount of alcohol and could no longer hold a drop. Helplessly, everyone watched him wait to eat fish, so he had to ask: "Brother Cowlice, I drink three bowls, and you can't hide from four bowls!" ”

"Invincible gadlice" was about to drink, and hurriedly said: "As long as the elder brother takes the lead, the younger brother will follow all the way!" Eight bowls can also be drunk. ”

"Don't take me fishing" laughed, shook his head, and said: "Forget it," he took the chopsticks and put two coriander leaves on the fish's eyes, lifted off the two gill covers and clamped them to the "Dead Mazhi" and "Burial Xiaoquan" respectively, and tore a small wisp of fish meat from the fish's abdomen, dipped it in the soup and stuffed it into his mouth, and said while chewing: "I don't touch my business, since it has come to this, we don't drink it!" Yes? It's so fresh, ah! Let's try it, two heroes, don't be stunned! Eat fish, eat fish. ”

"Invincible gadlice" wanted to speak, "Mustard Casserole Cold" looked at him and said: "It coincides with the spring rain, everyone gathers together, but there is no feast in the world. It's not too early, brother? Isn't it! ”

"Invincible gadlice" scratched his head and said, "It's not early, and the wine is just right." ”

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