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Everyone laughed and asked what the other plate was called, he touched his ears and made a grimace, and whispered, "Everyone come here with their ears." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" waited for a while, and seeing that no one moved, he smiled and said: "The pig's mouth sticks out to the pig's ear 'the secret that can't be said'!" The crowd laughed.
Xiao Er brought two more plates, one of which was a fried little scorpion on top of the white fried shrimp chips, and the other was a soybean sprout. Seeing that no one guessed, he smiled and introduced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the 'Snow Mountain Flying Fox' and the 'Mother and Child Adventure'." "Then there was a plate of 'Brushing Your Black Hair, My Hands'----- Kelp Stewed Pig's Feet, and a Plate of 'Walking on the Paths of Qingfeng City'----- Authentic Tai and Spicy Sheep's Feet.
"For Tianxingfang" stretched out his hand and pointed to the peeled cucumber Duan and smiled: "This is called 'Jade Girl Undressing', shouldn't shooting cucumbers be called 'murdering her husband'?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" didn't laugh when he wanted to laugh, and the other beauties pretended not to hear his words, and they all turned a deaf ear to their faces. "The old man has beautiful hair" is still thinking about his "purple grapes". At this time, Xiao Er served another dish. "Jia Baoyu" thought about the embarrassment, and hurriedly asked: "I only seem to have ordered ten dishes, how can I .....?"
The little second happily said: "Prawns, this is a dish specially ordered by our shopkeeper, called 'teasing you', a few slow use, and the small ones will be served in the soup later." ”
"Jia Baoyu" poured wine for everyone, raised a glass and said: "It's hot, don't drink too much wine, let's feel free after two glasses." After saying that, he raised his neck and dried the wine. Everyone drank two glasses, and "Jia Baoyu" said: "Take the food, take the food, you are all hungry." Let go and call again if you don't have enough to eat! "Twelve chopsticks reached out to the plate at the same time, 'tease you'. Curious, I can't see what it's made of, and Xiao Er doesn't explain that he only tasted it. "Jia Baoyu" put the chopsticks to his mouth, and said with a smile: "What you see is slightly the same, try it!" 'Rubbing'? Don't just be stunned, eat? ”
Everyone looked at him, "Lao Na has beautiful hair" ate a chopstick, and said: "The taste is okay, 'tease you', this ball is made of refried beans." The high-protein green food also tastes very good, but in fact, it is not the restaurant shopkeeper who wants to tease us....... Come! A toast to life and affection in amusing us! ”
"Yingyan'er" followed him and raised his glass and said, "! In addition to drinking this glass of wine "for Tianxingfang", although everyone else did not grin, it does not mean that the wine is not spicy, and sometimes it is so spicy that there is no need to grin.
After drinking, "Lao Na's beautiful hair" said in frustration: "In other people's martial arts films, heroes don't have to work to drink, eat meat, and be accompanied by beautiful women." I had to practice hard, earn money, and run around day and night. I met a girl who was nice to me, and you still called her a liar......"
"Piao Lingyan" persuaded: "Drink bar, don't think about it." It's not worth it! ”
"The old man has beautiful hair" sighed: "I don't believe that she is such a casual person, she is so beautiful that she will do what you call stupid things?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" poured another glass of wine, handed it to him, and said, "Her stupidity has nothing to do with her face. You look at her and she's not a casual person, maybe she's not a random person. Drink the bar, and let the beautiful sisters find you a good one in the future. ”
"The old man with beautiful hair" drank the glass of wine, and said to himself, "What is good?" ”
"For Tianxingfang" also took a drink, and said with a smile: "Then it depends on what you want to do, if you are looking for a wife, you will find a serious one, and if you are looking for a lover, you will find a punctual one, it is not bad to come with you just now, let me tell you, don't think about letting her wash your dishes, chopsticks, and clothes, it's not bad to let her be a lover, just take a bath, and ah......" He found that several beautiful women sitting there were staring at him, so he didn't squeak.
"Meiyaner" came late, and at first he didn't know what was going on, but he asked "the taste of Qingzui" to understand, and then he said sarcastically: "Apprentice, you have to have that ability to find a lover, let's talk about it after mixing!" ”
"For Tianxingfang" squeezed his eyes and said with a smile: "Brother, I heard it!" Practice hard and earn more money, if you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines. ”
"Piao Lingyan" dried the wine in the cup, put the cup down with a snap, and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, love is sacred, if you want to find a good wife, you must be single-minded." Several of the other beauties nodded in agreement. Jia Baoyu's face immediately burned, and he drank another cup alone.
"For Tianxingfang" pouted and said: "Why are you looking at me so fiercely, you have already watched Martin Scorsese's "The Wolf of Wall Street", right?" Men have to be rich to become bad, and I've been a good person for more than 20 years! It's not good to be addicted to it. Brother, let me tell you what is good and what is bad. What a woman! Makes you want to start a family, what about bad women? Make you want to become a monk, you know! ”
"Good girl" smiled and asked, "Can you tell the good and the bad?" "For Tianxingfang" shook his head and said: "My mother told me that women should live together for a period of time, endure hardships and suffer crimes. ”
"The old man has beautiful hair" suddenly said: "Yes, I really like her, and I want to live with her every day." Even if she is really like what you say, I like it, she wants to understand me, and she will change for me! I am willing to suffer and suffer first. ”
"Piao Lingyan" sighed: "Alas, there are too many liars, and there are obviously not enough fools. Drink! ”
"For Tianxingfang" smiled: "Each has his own love, I think she is quite charming and moving, the sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, and a pear flower presses a begonia." No wonder my brother is obsessed with tight, a woman with all kinds of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't understand her feelings is a fire extinguisher, the truth! Brother bless you! Come, brother, let's drink. ”
"Piao Lingyan" retorted: "The sky is still blue, the wilderness is vast, I see a branch of red apricot going out of the wall, and it is full of charm for all men, do you dare to ask for it?" ”
"Charming eyes" stared at "Lao Wei's hair" and continued: "Apprentice, don't listen to his nonsense, I think you are too poisoned!" ”
They each poured a full cup and drank it, and it was very painful to see "Lao Wei's beautiful hair" for Tianxingfang, so he persuaded: "Good brother, you have to be happy to get together, don't think too much, people have a process of death and life, why are you so tired!" It's hard to buy money if you want to, don't be afraid of a little green on your head! Just be happy, drink again! ”
"Charming eyes" smiled with relief, picked up the wine glass and said stupidly: "If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old, and if people are in love, they will die early." Apprentice, drink! ”
"Jia Baoyu" originally asked someone to participate in the "Strong Gang Forum", but it became an "emotional hotline" off topic. It's impossible not to drink so much wine, but I didn't expect to see the bottom of the wine jar so quickly between pushing the glass and changing the lamp, not only the point of view, knowledge, but even the amount of alcohol underestimated those girls.
When "Lao Na has beautiful hair" called Xiao Er to serve wine, "Jia Baoyu" said to Xiao Er: "Say to your shopkeeper, this dish tastes good." Let's make the soup! Xiao Er quit in response, and "Jia Baoyu" patted the thigh of "Lao Na's beautiful hair" and said: "Brother, people drink too much, do you want to drink too much?" ”
"The old man with beautiful hair" stared at him and said, "You just let me drink, it's all right!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" whispered to "Substitute for Tianxingfang": "Don't drink, let's talk about recruiting people to help, let's withdraw!" Who knows if this thing is really dizzy or pretended, and shouted: "Let's still drink, how good it is so lively, grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass, a lot of handsome guys and beauties, laughing at the wine as a song, I am drunk once in life." ”
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