Chapter 5 Outstanding Employees
"Did you hear that? Someone actually took the initiative to go to Professor Yang Lao Donkey as an assistant. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"I bet that guy won't work for a day, and he will kneel and beg the dean to transfer the department with tears in his eyes."
"What is this? Did you know? That guy graduated from American Pheasant University and entered through the back door. Think about Professor Yang Lao Donkey's urine, and don't blow it up. ”
"Then what are you waiting for, brothers, go to the show."
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I don't know who leaked the report that Li Ang was going to Yang Jingwei's apartment, and the scientific research assistants of other departments in the hospital moved when they heard the news, and the ugly faces of the sullen gossip were seen at a glance, and they gathered in the forest outside Yang Jingwei's apartment, talking about it, and pointing at Li An who came from time to time.
Facing everyone's pointing and talking about him, Li An looked pale, walked to the door of Yang Jingwei's apartment, knocked lightly, and asked plainly:
"Is Professor Yang Jingwei at home?"
The sound of the door opening was elongated into a harsh tone, and an old man with messy hair, thick glasses, and a little rickety at his waist, wearing a doctor's robe, and bloodshot eyes, stared at the young man in front of him, and asked knowingly:
"You are?"
"Professor Yang Jingwei, my surname is Li, and I am assigned to your department as your assistant." Li Ang handed over his resume with a smile.
took the resume and glanced at it, Yang Jingwei's forehead was bruised, and he smiled without a smile:
"Really? Then come in. ”
As he spoke, he stepped out of the way.
"Okay." Li An was not polite, walked into the house quickly, and looked at the furnishings of the room by himself.
"I'll go! What about the expected bomb drama? ”
"Why did Yang Lao Donkey's character suddenly change sex? It's not scientific. ”
"Nima's, Yang Lao Donkey turned on the aura of ridicule and ridicule, Li An was angry and left the system, blew up the halo of the protagonist, and then shouted out the sentence Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, why didn't the classic episode of bullying the poor boy appear?"
"Brother, calm down. Here, take a pill. ”
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When the onlookers saw this result, the scientific research assistants were in an uproar, and the discussion was so loud that Yang Jingwei could hear it clearly, so that the old man's heart was very happy, and he couldn't help but raise his middle finger with domineering hands, and his ugly and disdainful dirty face turned on the maximum ridicule without mercy:
"Look at what, you have been moths who have been doing deputy life all your life, and you have been diao silk masturbation all your life. The lewd man who is in charge has been a fool who has been kneeling and licking the halo of glory of Lao Tzu all his life, and Lao Tzu's eyes can't look down on you who graduated from Harvard, Cambridge, and Yale University. ”
As he spoke, the old man turned around in a dashing manner, and the door "boomed" shut.
"Don't stop me, I'm going to slaughter this scourge of the whole hospital!"
"Brothers, copy guys, when Lao Tzu is going to get off work in the courtyard, he ambushes and kills this yang. Impotence. ”
"Why? Why? Isn't the truth of the world invincible to good? ”
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With his ears close to the door and listening to the desperate and angry curses of these scientific research assistants at the door, Yang Jing laughed heartily, as if he was more than ten years younger, full of energy, and even with an unpleasant attitude towards Li An, he was much better.
patting Ang Li on the shoulder, Yang Jingwei explained that as long as Ang Li was responsible for helping him resign the gifts, banquet invitations, and press conferences he sent, he didn't have to do anything else, and he could rest assured that he would have a bold life.
Temporarily happy to see this situation, Li An is not polite, all day long in Yang Jingwei's private research room studying all kinds of comics at hand, or closing his eyes to practice the Hellfire Town Ghost Gong Technique, absorbing a pitiful amount of aura.
Holding the comic book Dragon Ball, Li An looked up at Yang Jingwei, an old man, panting in the laboratory, hurriedly walking back and forth, contracting all the work affairs of the laboratory, and had no intention of helping Yang Jingwei at all.
The "ring" phone rang, Li An looked at the comic book intently, reached out and took off the earpiece, and said listlessly:
"Hello, who is it? If you don't have an appointment with Professor Yang, please hang up by yourself. ”
"As long as you tell Yang Jingwei that I, Wang Donggu, are visiting, he will definitely open the door of the research room." A voice came from the other end of the phone.
Hanging up the earpiece, Li An shouted:
"Professor Yang, a person named Wang Donggu wants to come to visit you, do you want to let you in?"
"Wang Dong Gu, Wang waste, phew, Lao Tzu doesn't see this kind of garbage." Yang Jing opened his mouth slightly and scolded, but quickly changed his tone and said: "Wait, let him in, I want to see what tricks he plays?" ”
Entering the release password, Ang Li continued to look at the Dragon Ball comics, not bothering to pay attention to the grievances and hatreds between Yang Jingwei and Wang Donggu.
Straightening his collar, Wang Donggu peeked at Li An, who was sitting at the door reading a comic book, and breathed a sigh of relief, he was really afraid that the old guy would open his mind and allow others to help him do research, which would be a bit bad.
"Yo, Professor Yang, how's the 'stone fever' virus research? Isn't there much progress? Do you want my ex-assistant to help you? Wang Donggu smiled hypocritically.
"Hehe, no progress." Yang Jing shook the test tube in his hand slightly, and said arrogantly: "A person like you who relies on crappy third-rate technology to get into the position of professor still wants to catch up with my glory in the virus vaccine world, wishful thinking." Let me tell you, I have figured out the structure of the 'stone fever' pathogen and believe it will not take long to make a vaccine. ”
"Really?" Wang Dong Gu pushed his glasses in front of his forehead with his index finger, and his delicate face showed a sneer: "Professor Yang, I have already studied the pathogen structure. Now I've figured out how to eradicate 'stone fever' by extracting an ingredient from an ant sunflower tree that grows in tropical rainforests. ”
"What! You've found something that kills the pathogen of stone fever. Yang Jingwei's old face was a little distorted and hideous.
"Not bad." Wang Donggu put on a look of under-beating, flicked his nails, and said to himself: "Professor Yang, you see how competent my former assistant is, and I will tell you as soon as I have researched the progress of some matters, you have to work hard, otherwise, I will take the lead in developing the vaccine for stone fever in advance." ”
"Get out! Get out of here! Ang Lee, get rid of this waste, miscellaneous, Lao Tzu will not lose to this kind of half-baked professor. Yang Jing roared nervously.
"Sir, please." Ang Lee's gaze still fell on the comic book, and his arm pointed out the door, the meaning was self-evident.
"Goodbye, Professor Yang." Wang Donggu walked out of the research room triumphantly.
"Nope! No way! I must not lose to Wang Donggu, and I must develop a virus vaccine faster than him. ”
Talking to himself, Yang Jingwei desperately grabbed his hair, his eyes were bloodshot, and he worked overtime to study which ingredient of the ant sunflower tree can kill the stone fever pathogen.
There is no mentality of sharing weal and woe with Yang Jingwei at all, as soon as Ang Lee arrives from work, he punches in with his fingerprints, slips faster than anyone else, and even other scientific research assistants look at the back of Ang Lee's departure, and can't help but raise their thumbs and sigh "Top Ten Outstanding Good Employees, Never Get Off Work for More Than a Second." ”
Carrying a briefcase, Ang Lee held a comic book in his hand, his expression moved slightly, stopped and looked at the approaching limousine.
Stopped in front of Li An's eyes, the window of the limousine was lowered, Wang Donggu smiled and asked:
"Ang Lee, are you interested in going to KTV to have fun and relax?"
"Not interested." Ang Lee's gaze returned to the comic books.
There was a faint hint of anger on his face, Wang Donggu concealed it well, still smiling, like a warm sunshine and said:
"Ang Li, if people want to live in this society, they will inevitably need a lot of money, as long as you help me monitor the research dynamics and progress of Yang Lao Donkey, I can give you 200,000 a month."
"Boring." Ang Lee lifted his feet and left.
Suddenly, Wang Donggu's face was gloomy as ink, and he poked his head out and threatened Li An fiercely:
"Ang Li, Nima's don't be embarrassed, Lao Tzu can talk to a low-level staff like you, I don't know how many lifetimes of cultivation you have cultivated, whether you believe Lao Tzu's words or not, you will immediately disappear without a trace in this place in Shangjing."
"Whatever you want."
"Brother Wang, dissipate your anger."
The young officer sitting in the car smiled lightly, crossed Erlang's legs, smoked a cigar, spit out white mist, and his face was flat:
"There's no need to get angry with such little people, it's not worth it. In addition, we have other channels to obtain the research progress and results of Yang Lao Donkey. ”
"Brother Liu Qiwu, brother, I really can't swallow this breath, or you will do it for me." Wang Donggu sat back in his place.
"It's not time yet." Liu Qiwu looked at the back of Li An leaving through the car window, and said with a smile: "Don't you think this person is very good?" I read comics at work, slipped away early after work, and didn't think about helping Yang Lao Donkey share affairs at all, so that we could completely collapse Yang Lao Donkey, weaken Mao Yuanhai's power, and with this person, even if Mao Yuanhai was anxious to install someone to help Yang Lao Donkey, the old stubborn donkey, Yang Lao Donkey was afraid that he would borrow this person to refuse. Wouldn't that be more in line with our minds? ”
"That's right. Then wait for Yang Lao Donkey to die of exhaustion, and then clean up this kid. Wang Dong Gu smiled coldly.