62. The children of the comic are still comic when they grow up
At night, the moonlight was bright and the sky was full of stars, and Yakumo Zi gently leaned on Zi Zhen's arms: "Baby, count the stars with me~!" Zi Zhen looked disgusted: "Count the stars? Damn, your IQ calculation speed can't even compare to Lan Da, and it's still a god star, so let's count the moon~"
"Ah!!!!!h
"Wow~Wow~~"
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Three minutes later, Zi Zhen looked at the tooth marks on his arm with a tangled expression: "Mom, is your mouth so ruthless?" ”
Yakumo Zi shook his fan: "You also bit me when you were a child, you didn't understand anything at that time, and you bit harder than me." ”
Zi Zhen wondered, "Why did I bite you at that time?" ”
Yakumo Zi said faintly: "You innocently said to your mother at the time, Ma Ma, I bit a flower on my face, it looks good." I really wanted to hit you at the time, but unfortunately I couldn't bear it. ”
Zizhen: "......" mood is a little heavy.
"Did I do anything funny when I was a kid besides this?"
Yakumo Zi nodded affirmatively: "Yes!" It's still a special thing. When I was a child, my mother didn't want Xiao Zhen to be addicted to playing with computers, just like the squatting princess at home, so she set the computer password, so Xiao Zhen persevered and deciphered it every day...... Someday! Hard work pays off! To Mama's surprise, you actually guessed it!! So that day, Xiao Zhen happily went to pull my mother and me to the computer, 'Look, hahahahahahaha......ha ”
Zizhen: "......" is in a worse mood!
After another while, Zi Zhen saw that the time was almost up and stood up.
"Mom, I'll go first, and you can rest early, right?"
"You're leaving again?" Yakumo Zi was obviously a little unhappy, "You don't like living at home so much, mom=?" ”
"No, it's just because I'm used to living in the Lake of Mist. I'll move back in the future. ”
“…… Forget it, I won't force you. Xiao Zhen, be careful along the way, don't run into any big monsters. ”
"Got it."
After Zizhen finished speaking, he went downstairs.
Starting from the Lost House to reach the Lake of Mist, you must first pass through the dangerous Magic Forest, there is a section of the road in the Magic Forest that is particularly dark, at that time Zi Zhen was in a bad mood, he kept his head down and walked with heavy steps carelessly, step by step, and suddenly came to him, his expression was a little panicked, and he said: "This friend, did you see the security patrol when you walked over there just now?"
Zi Zhen shook his head and said, "No, where did this kind of ghost place come from?" ”
"Is there a security booth around here?"
Zi Zhen said with certainty: "No, you have to find a security booth along this road and cross the second intersection, what's wrong buddy?"
I saw the man sneer: "Don't move, robbery."
Zizhen: "......"
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So Zi Zhen robbed the man. Stripped and hung from a tree. Well, he didn't throw him into the gap because his idea was very interesting, and he let Zizhen let him go.
Summer.
Yakumo Zi walked on the road holding a parasol, only to see a beautiful casual sundress, red gaudy high-heeled boots, and a white pure sun umbrella, with a noble and pure aura, but I saw a noble woman looking at her underwear. Delicate woman looking at her nails. Sexy woman looking at her perfume. Temperament woman looking at her watch. The woman who worships money looks at her bag. Sensual woman reading her article. A virtuous woman looks at her specialty. Romantic woman looking at her pajamas. Petty bourgeois woman looking at her makeup bag.
After seeing the peerless style of Yakumo Purple Goose on the side of the street, Fujiwara Meihong found that she didn't seem to be a woman after reading it, so she quickly took out her ID card and looked, Gender: Female. ...... is it true that you are steady?
Wait, something seems wrong?
On this day, when Zi Zhen was in the milk tea shop and milk tea in the world, she saw that Fujiwara Meihong and Teacher Huiyin actually came here to drink milk tea together, and Meihong and Huiyin didn't find Zizhen, looking at Meihong's deep expression on Teacher Huiyin, Zizhen immediately got up and walked to the counter, "Two more cups of milk tea, the kind to be freshly made." ”
The clerk made two cups very quickly, and when he was about to seal them, Zi Zhenyi waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, give me milk tea."
The clerk said, "I haven't sealed it yet."
Zi Zhenyi raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll add something and seal it again", and then he took the milk tea and took out a bottle of mustard from his bag. While pouring into one of the cups, he said, "Let you show affection, let you show affection," and when he was done, he took it to the clerk and said, "Okay, seal it." When the time comes, give this to the white-haired woman at that table, the one over there, with a lot of patches on her pants (that's a charm!). )”,
Clerk: "............"
Over there, Mei Hong and Hui Yin had just sat down and were looking at the list, when a clerk came up with two cups of milk tea, one left and one right, and distributed them to Hui Yin and Mei Hong respectively.
Huiyin asked strangely, "We haven't ordered this." ”
The clerk also knew Teacher Huiyin, so he replied very respectfully: "Teacher Huiyin, someone invited you just now." People have already paid for it. ”
Mei Hong asked suspiciously: "Who helped us order?" Any idea what it's called? ”
Clerk: "It's a teenager in a purple Taoist suit." I don't know what it's called. ”
Sister Hong: "Oh, I understand that you go down." ”
Ran turned his head to Huiyin and said, "It's okay, Huiyin." Drink it. I know that kid. I added in my heart, in fact, you know it, but you shouldn't recognize it.
"Really? It seems that the kid has a good relationship with Meihong. Sister Hong, you have finally made friends. ”
"Lao Tzu and he are not friends." Mei Hong muttered, inserted a straw and picked up the cup in front of her and sucked it violently......
Seeing that Mei Hong's face suddenly turned red, Huiyin asked with some concern; "Sister Hong, what's wrong with you, big husband?"
"It's okay... Ahem... Ahem, I'm just choking a little haha...... Ahem!! Ahem, cough, ahem!! ”
Mei Hong got up and rushed to the counter and asked one of the clerks, "Where is the faucet here!" ”
The clerk pointed, and Mei Hong put down the clerk and rushed over.
"Dead Zizhen, you remember it for me!! Forehead cough cough cough cough !! The roaring girl poured water into her mouth. This bastard actually put so much mustard!!
When the child was roaring in Meihong, Zi Zhen had already bought a pack of ice packs and took a small bite on the corner, held it in his mouth and drank it for an afternoon, and after drinking, he blew it up and put it on the ground to step on it, and then picked it up and stepped on it until he stepped on it, and then said: "Pit pit sister Hong, eat and drink, carefree, this is called life!! ”
In fact, Zi Zhen also has a lot of complaints about Mei Hong, after all, if there is no Fujiwara Mei Hong in the middle, Zi Zhen will not say a word, but Teacher Huiyin will talk about it. After all, when Zizhen was still going to school with Teacher Huiyin, Teacher Huiyin was very beautiful! One day in class, because it was too late to play on the computer the night before, Zizhen began to meet Zhou Gong in her class! Teacher Huiyin she saw and came over to tell Zi Zhen to get up, of course, I don't know which tendon is wrong in my head, because of Teacher Huiyin, she also lowered her head to look at Zi Zhen, Zi Zhen's eyes opened and saw a beautiful face, and then in front of the whole class, she quickly kissed Teacher Hui Yin's face, and then ~~~ I haven't seen Teacher Huiyin so far~:Σ(°△°|||). Zi Zhen casually recited his self-created three-character scripture, "At the beginning of man, nature is good." Restless, sister red fight, what to do. Take a kitchen knife and her. If you can't do it, what should you do? You take a shower, I peek, I can't help it, go up and do it, lose the battle, sweat, think about it, female man, it's not cost-effective,! ”
Suddenly, I felt much better.