31 Because I am bored at leisure
Because he was in a panic, Zizhen decided to enter the world of black and white Zizhen to play. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Well, don't complain about why Zi Zhen likes to die so much, this kid has beaten himself to death once because he went out to fight because of his own death. Obviously, you don't want to play......
After entering, Zi Zhen found that his painting style was really not suitable for staying there.
The world inside is so depressing, and Zi Zhen felt a dull feeling as soon as she came in. It was as if it was being suppressed by something. If Zi Zhen knew what the laws of the world were, he would probably understand why he was rejected by this black and white world.
A painted character faces a group of black-and-white guys......
That scene is unimaginable!
The world of black, white and violet is a giant cartoon comic book. This is the full picture of the world that Zi Zhen saw after he used his gap ability to transcend the world line.
How so? In general, it is probably ......
Black sky, white water and gray forest.
This black and white world really makes people feel the breath of life at all.
Before Zi Zhen could sigh, he felt a huge force coming from the back of his head. With a touch, Zi Zhen's entire face was buried in the black grass under his feet.
"Hahaha......"
Hearing the strange laughter coming from behind, Zi Zhen knew that it was the strange black and white Zi Zhen who attacked her
"Hey, brother, you're not righteous. You invaded my world, and I didn't do anything to you, I just threw you back. As soon as I came over, I didn't have time to sigh at the gold of this world, and you attacked me. ”
"You're right, you really didn't kill me, I don't argue with that." The black and white Zizhen nodded as if he agreed with what Zizhen said, and then lifted Zizhen's head with one hand. It seems to be very apologetic to the child...... Then suddenly, the black and white Zi Zhen showed displeasure, and directly pressed Zi Zhen's head and pressed it again. "But I still hate you."
Bump!
So Zi Zhen's head was pressed into it again.
"Day." This is Zizhen's inner feeling at this time.
Boom!
Using the sudden outbreak of demonic energy, Zi Zhen directly shook the black and white Zi Zhen away.
"I said, I'm just here for a tour...... No way! ”
Originally, Zi Zhen wanted to be a little polite to black and white Zi Zhen, after all, it was also a variant of himself from a different world line, but when Zi Zhen raised his head, he almost urinated on the spot.
The black, white, and purple on the opposite side really didn't know where to directly lift out a large bomb that had been lit with a burning line.
It looks like it's about a few tens of kilograms, and it's a huge black steel ball. It was held in the air by black and white Zizhen with both hands. Looks like it's ready to be thrown at any moment. Look at that weight, if it is directly detonated, even if the big monster is so close, it will take some damage.
"Brother, if you have something to say, why bother with knives and guns."
"I'm a bomb."
"Let's drop the bomb first."
"I've already clicked the lead."
"You can't pinch it!"
"Then you let me punch a few punches to get angry."
"Think beautifully. I don't believe Lao Tzu to talk about a monster sage who will be killed by a bomb......"
"Just add a setting specifically for the use of big monsters, this is a cartoon world, and all settings can be added later." Black, white and purple really casually said their strange setting.
“…… Well, I was wrong. "Zi Zhen sent it directly. Mardan's, this damn strange world, everything is unbelievable to him.
All can be removed from some strange places (chest, pockets, crotch......... Pull out all sorts of stuff (guns, bombs, cowboy hats, apple pie...... ), and all lethal weapons can be added to the setting. (e.g. 'This is a 100% shotgun' setting, etc.)
"Made. What a mess of this you have. ”
So Zi Zhen asked the black and white Zi Zhen very spinelessly: "Then how can you get angry?" ”
"It's easy." Hei Bai Zi Zhen said, put away the bomb first. "Let me slap you and write it off."
Good. Zi Zhen subconsciously seemed to agree, and the sky suddenly darkened.
The black, white and purple really slapped down, and this slap directly caused the effect of opening the world and covering the sky. (It seems that without these adjectives, there is no way to reflect how awesome this slap is)
Boom!!
When it was on the ground, a palm print with an area of two or three hundred square meters and a thickness of two or three meters appeared. There used to be a few stone piers there, but now they have been turned into powder.
At the critical moment, Zi Zhen used the gap to take out the shroud range of his palm.
Black and white Zizhen fell from the sky, laughed, held his head high, seemed to be bullied by Zizhen in the Gensokyo world, and the evil breath was given, and he was in a good mood, seeing Zizhen's embarrassed appearance, black and white Zizhen said happily: "This world is my home field!" Who cares about me!! ”
Zi Zhen thought for a moment, tilted his head, and then said, "The police can control you." ”
Click!
As soon as the words fell, the black and white Zizhen was dumbfounded, and Zizhen was also dumbfounded. Damn, I'm just talking about it, it's really okay. The world is so playful!
Black, white, and purple really had a white and shiny thing in his hand at this time...... Handcuffs.
"! How the hell can play. Zi Zhen said.
I saw a police comrade who had the same painting style as Hei Bai Zizi came to Hei Bai Zi Zhen and said slowly: "Destroying official business, destroying the natural environment, and entering and exiting the customs for at least ten years." Boy, get ready to contact your parents and lawyers. ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Comrade policeman, don't bring this, just arrest me, not him! "Black and white Zizhen seems to be unable to use his ability after being handcuffed, but it seems that he wants to pull people into the water, so he points at Zizhen and yells.
"People have been hiding, and in my opinion, if they accuse you, you have to attack the people."
So the black and white Zizhen, who was still chasing Zi Zhen aggressively before, was suddenly arrested and imprisoned. This made Zi Zhen, who was standing and watching, stunned for a while, and only burst out after a long time: ", I really know how to play." ”
"Okay, comrade policeman, even if you arrest me, can you let me say a few last words to him before leaving." Black and white Zi Zhen pointed at Zi Zhen and said.
"Hurry up. In a hurry. The police comrade looked calm.
"Thank you. Hey, the other one over there......"
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!!"
“……”
Looking at Yakumo Zizhen with a face that did not cooperate with him, Black and White Zizhen suddenly felt how hateful 'his' character was.
"You'll regret not listening. I'm going to talk about your future. The black and white purple really said with an old god on his face. Folded Zi Zhen suddenly became interested.
"Why do you know what's going to happen in the future?"
"Because that's how the script is written." Black and white Zizhen still has the same expression that looks a little thick black and white, "Although I don't have your ability to get out of the realm and reach other worldlines, but as a black and white cartoon character, I have an ability that you can't do, that is, we can read the author's script." ”
"Is there anything else written in the back of the script?"
"I know who the final boss is up against."
"Who is it?" This topic cracked and made Zizhen's eyes glow, and he was very interested.
If he can know the final boss, Zi Zhen can prepare in advance. After killing the boss, you can go to the peak of life. Enjoy life with peace of mind.
Seeing Zi Zhen like this, Black and White Zi Zhen snorted: "Don't be too happy, your final boss is yourself in another world line." ”
“fuck.” Zi Zhen looked disgusted and scolded herself.
This kind of self-defeating self-defeating bridge is too old-fashioned and boring.
"Forget it, I won't complain about this old-fashioned hot-blooded routine. Anyway, why should I be up to me? ”
Now that's all Zi Zhen cares about.
"No comment. I can only say that that guy doesn't know why it's blackened in his own world line.,It seems to have something to do with your mother.,Anyway, he finally dominated Gensokyo, and you look at this world line, you're better than him, so it's not happy.。 The plot we can spoil is very limited, if we are finished, we will die ourselves, as the so-called spoilers are cool, the whole family crematorium! ”
The black and white Zizhen sentence directly dispelled Zizhen's idea of wanting to know the follow-up development. This made Zi Zhen look at him unpleasantly. Spoilers for half the guy should be crematorium a hundred times.
But one thing is for sure, this guy is not lying.
Kindness? You ask Zi Zhen why are you sure that Black and White Zi Zhen is not lying?
Needless to say?
That blackened Zi Zhen because he saw that he was better than him, in a sense, he didn't even let go of 'himself', this kind of bad character is exactly the same as himself. So Zi Zhen is sure that what Zi Zhen said in black and white is definitely true!
"Is it all over? When you're done, come with me. ”
"My lord, you just raise your noble hand once, my mother is black and white Yakumo Purple!" Black and white Zizhen said to the black and white police in a pleading tone.
The cartoon black-and-white policeman just said dimly: "Don't say it's black and white Yakumo Purple, even if it's Sakamoto, Zhao Ritian, and Long Aotian, if you break the law here, you must be dealt with according to the law!" ”
The cartoon world cannot be judged by common sense. So the above characters come to the cartoon world and don't necessarily mix well......
You see, people's black, white, purple and true slaps can make a five-fingered mountain mark in this world, fall into the hands of the police, be handcuffed, and still have to enter the police station......
Zi Zhen didn't meddle in things, but watched his black-and-white cartoon himself being taken away by the police. Then he looked at the world again.
"I always feel that this world is more dangerous than Gensokyo in a sense, and it's the same level as South Park, so I'd better go."
After saying this, Zi Zhen did not hesitate or hesitate, and immediately opened the gap and ran back to Gensokyo.