Chapter 15: Talking about adult sexuality
Zhuang Bi didn't expect that when it came to small movies, everyone was very interested. The pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info amused everyone a lot. At this time, the people present really played Zhuang Bi as a game, and they rushed to ask him to take it out.
"It's itchy!" Zhuang Bi was teased by everyone.
"Where it's itchy, we'll help you scratch it" Everyone deliberately teased Zhuang Bi.
The fun Zhuang Bi found this time seems to have been planted in everyone's hands. Everyone grabbed him vigorously, tickling everywhere.
At this time, Zhuang Bi couldn't escape if he wanted to, and the water that was surrounded couldn't be drained.
"Oh-hehe-haha" This is the voice that Zhuang Bi uttered.
"Haha" everyone is happy, and they really treat Zhuang Bi as a monkey.
"Leave me alone. I can't stand scratching," Zhuang Bi begged for mercy loudly.
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Several people fought fiercely, and suddenly stopped. And the laughter spread throughout the box.
The system sensed that Zhuang Bi was "tortured" by everyone, and said with a smile: Now I know how powerful everyone is. You can't make any jokes, or you'll be scratched to death.
Zhuang Bi: It's not your idea, otherwise I would have been "tortured" like this.
System: Me? Tell you to joke properly, who made you not grasp the size?
Zhuang Bi: Alright. Not to mention, the dish is here, and we have eaten. You have to eat, I'll feed you.
System: Don't pretend to be forced. If you can feed me, it means that you are very capable. Pity......
Zhuang Bi watched the waiter serve a few dishes, and everyone was like a starving ghost, holding dishes and chopsticks and preparing to do a big job.
"Brothers, hurry up and eat. You're welcome! ”
Everyone served their meals, and then they began to eat.
"Why didn't you take the wine? Do you drink alcohol? ”
"Don't take the wine, you have something to do in the afternoon. And we rarely drink."
Zhuang Bi saw that everyone was very casual, and he didn't force it, thinking that he would get on his face as soon as he dipped in wine, he still didn't drink it.
System: You still drink, not to mention the amount of alcohol. Drink it like a monkey's ass.
"I'm eating. You let me finish it first. ”
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Everyone didn't have a good time eating, they gobbled it up, and it was done in a few minutes. Zhuang Bi saw that the food was gone, but he was the last to finish eating, and thought that everyone was not full, so he asked: "Are you not full?" I don't think this dish is enough! ”。
"We're all fed. You eat slowly! ”。
Regardless of whether they are full or not, the people here will definitely not say it to their faces, but looking at their appearance, it feels like they are eating. Hiccups all the time.
When Zhuang Bi finished eating, a ruffian boy said, "Why don't we help you distribute small gifts?" It's quick, and there's nothing to do in the afternoon anyway. It's kind of a workout."
"If you're interested, send it with me. Secondly, I can't disturb your study," Zhuang Bi thought, it's all fine anyway.
"Why don't you go to our dormitory first, didn't you say you wanted to see what our dormitory looks like?" The tall, thin boy said.
"Yes!" The rest said.
"Oh well! Anyway, it's noon and the sun is shining. ”
Zhuang Bi followed everyone to a dormitory building not far away. The dormitory buildings are not particularly tall, usually only five or six floors. And the boys' and girls' dormitories are separated by a distance.
Zhuang Bi looked at the security booth at the entrance of the dormitory and asked, "Don't you swipe your card to enter the dormitory?" ”
"I don't take anything in broad daylight, and I don't need to swipe my card."
"Oh!" Zhuang Bi looked at the dormitory, the lawn, and a few relatively dwarf trees. It looks a bit like a villa. I have a hint of envy for college students, after all, it is the first time I have come to the university dormitory. I feel like I smell the smell of the university.
Zhuang Bi followed everyone to the 6th floor of the dormitory, opened an anti-theft door, and saw two wooden doors on the right-hand side, and a wooden door in front of it, next to the public bathroom. On the left hand side of the security door is a TV and a water dispenser.
Zhuang Bi saw that the dormitory was still relatively clean, and thought that these rooms were one for each person?
"There are three rooms here, do you five live in separate rooms?"
"It's beautiful! There are five or six people living in one dormitory, and one of us has dropped out of the dormitory, and we have been living there for the rest of the year."
"Oh! That's not bad! As he spoke, he walked to the innermost room.
When I walked to the innermost dormitory, I saw that there were 6 beds in it, sleeping people on top and desks below. And some of the desks have desktop computers, some of them look empty, but they are all clean.
"Wow wow! You're in a great environment here! Zhuang Bi said enviously.
"What a ghost. Everything costs money. In addition to the water bill, you don't have to pay every month, like the electricity bill, the hot water bill is paid every month. ”
"I don't think it's going to be much!"
"If you play games every day, it costs about a few dozen yuan a month for a person. If you don't play games, it's a few dollars."
"That's quite provincial, after all, you're all students. Unlike our commercial electricity, nearly two yuan per kilowatt-hour"
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Everyone chatted happily, but unexpectedly one person said: "Why don't you put on a small movie to stimulate it!" ”。
"Ahh You guys really let it go! It's all fun for you just now," Zhuang Bi said.
"What are you afraid of, we still talk about adults in class?" At this time, the man with a little gray hair on his head said.
But for Zhuang Bi, who didn't go to college, he thought it was an adult movie. And what this student is talking about is only an educational film about adulthood, not a shot in AV.
"There are also AV classes in college classes, so do girls watch it with you?"
"It would be nice if the girls watched it together. It's all men and women looking at it separately. If men and women watch together, who can stand it! If it gets done on the spot, who will put out the fire! ”。
At this time, Zhuang Bi YY was very angry, "You guys are so cool, why don't I have that life?" ”。
"It's okay, you'll see it next time. We took you with us to see it, and we all watched and dozed off. The bearded boy said.
"You guys still doze off in such an exciting class? No way! ”
Zhuang Bi really thought that adult educational films were about things that were not suitable for children.
It's time for the system to speak: you, Zhuang Bi, have really become pretending. When the time comes, you'll know if you'll doze off. You really thought that the school would show you those pictures, but that wasn't bad for the students.
Zhuang Bi: It's just because I didn't go to college, so I don't know what the adult education film is about. Otherwise, where would you be so curious?
System: If you're curious, ask them to watch a small movie. Don't ramble here.
Zhuang Bi: How dare I, you are spying on me. I'm afraid that if you change the DNA structure of mine, it will be more uncomfortable than a eunuch.
System: It's good to know! Count on you as having a bit of control.