Zi Zhen remembered that when she was a child, Mei Hong had a motorcycle, and that motorcycle seemed to be hidden from the outside world once, and then was seen by a half-demon and finally was taken by Mei Hong to play, so at that time, Mei Hong always liked to take Zhen to the very steep downhill near the bamboo forest and rushed down, every time she rushed down the slope, Zi Zhen was so scared that she didn't dare to open her eyes (you are a blind man!). The ears are full of Fujiwara Meihong's man-like 'hahaha' laughter, and every time like this is Zizhen's most painful time, and it is also one of the few happy times for Meihong. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info After all, Zi Zhen usually makes Mei Hong angry. As a result, Zi Zhen's pain has become one of the springs of happiness for Mei Hong. One day when Zi Zhen grew up, Zi Zhen came here again with her sister Hong. Zi Zhen said melancholy: "Sister Hong, I remember when I was a child, every time we rushed down from here, I was so scared that I didn't dare to open my eyes."

Mei Hong held a cigarette in her mouth and tilted her head to look at Zi Zhen: "What, you don't dare to open your eyes?"

Zizhen: "......"

No way! How lucky I was at that time!!

After that, Zi Zhen didn't take care of Mei Hong for a month.

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That day, Zi Zhen came to the Eternal Pavilion as usual to play games with Kaguya, Kaguya was still a dead house, and not long after Zi Zhen sat down, Kaguya asked Zi Zhen what Zi Zhen said to Reizen just now, and Rezusen seemed to have a struck expression. It's the same as when I was bullied by the emperor.

Zi Zhen scratched her head and said, "It's nothing, I just asked Sister Lingxian a question." Because Sister Reisen is a rabbit, I asked her why there was a rabbit that jumped to the left three times with her left foot and three times to the right with her right foot. ”

Kaguya thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of it, so she asked Zi Zhen, "Why is this?" ”

Zi Zhen spoke: "Because it is willing." ”

Kaguya suddenly felt that this kid had the potential to be a shaking.

Today, Crazy Seven was inexplicably shot in the head with a flintlock pistol by Crazy Samma, so Crazy Seven asked Zi Zhen, what is the most ferocious weapon your mother used to beat you?

Zi Zhen lowered his head and thought carefully for a while, then raised his head and said with a complaint: At that time, I saw a black shadow flashing in the gap, and then I fainted. I still don't know what it is......

The temple house of the world

In math class, Ms. Huiyin talks about permutations and combinations, and there is a method of solving problems called "bundling". Teacher Huiyin said: "In the future, when you encounter permutations and combinations, tie ...... first" Before the teacher finished speaking, he caught a glimpse of Zi Zhen lying on the table sleeping, so he asked him to get up and answer the question, Teacher Huiyin asked: "Where did I go?" ”

Zi Zhen replied, "Speaking of bondage. ”

"And what's next?" Teacher Huiyin asked. Zi Zhen was sleepy-eyed and replied uncertainly: "After tying, whip again." ”

Teacher Huiyin fainted at that time......

On the street in the world.

Zi Ma hid the power of her monster today, pretending to be an ordinary person and taking Zi Zhen to the world to inspect the situation, and buy things by the way (that's the point). Not long after he walked into the world, Zi Zhen suddenly pulled Zi Ma and ran to the small shop selling ice cream on the side and shouted: "Boss, bring me an ice cream!" ”

After Zi Ma helped Zi Zhen pay, Zi Zhen took the ice cream from the boss's hand and prepared to tear the packaging on the ice cream with her hands.

Zi Ma: "Xiao Zhen, give the ice cream to Mom, Mom will open it for you." ”

"No, you don't." Zi Zhen tore hard with his little hands.

"Let Mommy come."

"I can open it myself."

Yakumo Zi suddenly yelled: "Mom wants to take a bite, can't you!" ”

Zizhen: "......"

Suddenly, the pedestrians on the road paid attention, and Zizhen vowed never to go out shopping with Zi Ma in the future.

It's time for dinner.

Yakumo's family still sits around a table and eats together. Today, Lan Da burned a lot of roast chicken wings, and Zi Zhen ate one and thought it tasted very good, so he ate it and ate it, and wanted to eat it. In the end, Lan Da was a little worried that Zi Zhen would not be good for his health if he ate so much, so he took Zi Zhen as a typical example and said, "Young Master Zi Zhen, don't eat it." Be careful to eat so many chicken wings just like Purple-sama. ”

On the one hand, the purple mother, who had just added and picked up a piece of meat, silently put the meat back again, and then sandwiched a little green vegetables with rice to the side of the corner......

Zi Zhen saw that Zi Ma was very sad, so she stood up and stretched out her little hand and touched Zi Ma's head: "Ma Ma, don't be sad." You're not fat at all, you're called plump. Lan Da was just kidding. ”

Zi Ma looked at Zi Zhen, with tears of emotion in her eyes, and then ......

"Dead little real! You didn't wash your hands after eating the chicken wings!! The hemp and hemp heads are full of oil! Come over here and don't run! ”

After another chase......

When the whole family watched TV together at night, the heroine who saw the TV Zhihong asked with a sad face: 'Do you love me?' How much love? At that time, Yakumo Zi asked 8-year-old Zizhen on a whim: "Who do you love more Lan Da and Mom?"

Who knew that Zizhen said with great disdain: "Originally, you have the same love, but if you ask this question again, your love will decrease a little..."

Yakumo Zi silently thought: What he said makes sense, I was speechless......