Little A: "Huh? What's going on? It's looking at it, this ...... Why is this chapter missing? What's the trouble? ”

Xiao E: "Yes, what about the author?" Come out and give an explanation! ”

Author: "Scotch tape is based on the original BOPP film, after high-voltage corona, after making one side of the surface rough, after applying glue, after slitting into small rolls, it is the tape we use daily. Pen ~ fun ~ cabinet www.biquge.info May 30, 1928 in the United Kingdom and the United States of America applications, Drew developed production. ”

Little C: "You're kidding me!" And you're obviously explaining it on Baidu Encyclopedia, right, who are you fooling? ”

Xiao A: "Yes, what about a day of change?" Give me an explanation! ”

Author: "Forehead...... I wrote this chapter last night, and then stored the draft on a portable hard drive. But...... When I was out this morning, two aliens who looked like Heimerdinger snatched my hard drive. Do you believe me when I say this? ”

Little C: "Huh...... I said I believe it, do you believe it? ”

Author: "Hmm...... I don't believe in this. ”

Xiao E: "Then it's okay, Heimerdinger, why don't you Demacia?" Masturbation too much! ”

Author: "Forehead...... But Galen doesn't look like an alien! ”

Xiao E: "Does Heimerdinger look like an alien?" Also, that's not the point, okay! ”

Xiao A: "Yes, the point is that you haven't updated Mao?" ”

Author: "How could I not update? I said that I would change it every day, would I not change it? Am I like the kind of person whose words don't count? ”

Little A: "Like! ”

Little C: "Like! ”

Little E: "Like! ”

Author: "Forehead...... Since you all say so, I won't change it today. ”

Xiao E: "I'll go, what are you doing here?" Shamelessly, I found myself a step down. ”

Author: "No, you obviously gave me this step!" ”

Little C: "Author, just tell the truth, did you write this chapter?" ”

Author: "Written it! ”

Little C: "So where did this one go?" ”

Author: "Lost." ”

Xiao E: "I rub it?" That's too perfunctory......"

Xiao A: "Author, do you say that you are worthy of the readers who collect this book?" And you, you, you write 2,000 words a day, and you still skip the ticket? Do you dare to write 4,000 words a day? ”

Author: "Don't dare. ”

Little C: "Then I'll give you another step down, to be honest, author, didn't you write this chapter?" ”

Author: "yes, how do you know? ”

Xiao E: "I rub it?" Shameless admitted? ”

Little A: "Alas...... However, author, you are such a personality person, you say that you will change it every day, if you don't change it, you will not get hemorrhoids! ”

Author: "Yes, I am such a person of personality...... So what to do? ”

Xiao E: "I have a way, you wipe the keyboard with a rag when you add a new chapter, it's basically enough for 2,000 words, and then you can publish it!" ”

Author: "It's a good idea, but ...... Won't my readers think I'm fooling them? ”

Xiao E: "yes......"

Xiao A: "I have a way.,Why don't you just type some English casually.,And then say that this was just written.,It's not yet sinicized.。 This is very tall! ”

Author: "It's a great idea, but ...... When I was in school, I could only get a single-digit score on every English test. After all these years, the only word I can write is wifi. ”

Little C: "Ugh...... Then we won't be able to save you. ”

Author: "I have a way of writing a chapter about our conversation, and then I write a side story. If I fool my readers like this, I'm sure my readers will feel my sincerity! ”

Little C: "Good way! ”

Xiao E: "Good way! ”

Little A: "Good way! ”

The author's last words: "I won't deceive everyone, I really didn't write this chapter!" I bounced my ticket...... Sorry readers! ”