Mr. Left Bank is a...

Say··· Wait, what's going on? me to get dark so fast today? Well, it's the end of another day, and Mr. Left Bank is going to rest. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The neutral body is neither fat nor thin, the height of 180 is neither tall nor short, and the slightly dark skin is caused by often playing in the sun when I was a child; On the whole, Mr. Left Bank is still in line with the popular aesthetic of the 21st century.

Lying in the bathtub listening to melodious music, humming... As the minutes ticked by, Mr. Left Bank finally lay down on the bed.

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Body:

Early in the morning, Zuo Hai woke up from his dream, his whole body was soaked with sweat, he stared at the ceiling in a daze with big eyes, sat up suddenly, jumped out of bed and shouted: "Grass, so much grass, why so much grass!! Grass, grass...", he rushed into the bathroom, and after a while, the sound of running water came out, "Suffocate me." ”

As usual, after washing, I simply ate some breakfast and turned on the computer; Today's weather is gloomy and gloomy, as if it is going to rain, suddenly remembered that the clothes have not been taken back, and walked slowly to the balcony, "It's windy, it's raining, go home and collect your clothes..." "Hey, why is it so quiet?" As an otaku in the 21st century, it is going to rain and my mother is going to get married, who can care so much? I returned to the house with a nonchalant mentality, sorted out my clothes and sat down in front of the computer.

"Why are you so dazzling, O sun, why are you so dazzling, why are you so charming, O earth, why are you so grass! The Internet fee I paid only the day before yesterday, why is the Internet disconnected today? "I checked this and that, but I didn't find anything wrong, so I took out the phone: doodoooo... Blind sound reproduction! "Will the heavens destroy me?" Screaming. What's going on? What the hell is going on today? Weakly slumped on the seat, holding a mobile phone and playing a stand-alone game...

Before you know it, it's past twelve o'clock; "Well, let's go out for a bite to eat." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the squeak of electricity, and within a second or two, he found that there was no electricity at home. Oh, the pastry seller! "The bad mood can no longer be expressed in words, I prepared for it, and went out dejected!

When Zuo Hai appeared at the door of the community, he kept his head down, obviously today's psychological shadow area is very large! When he raised his head, he was stunned, really stunned, standing at the door of the security room, his body motionless: there was no one in the security room, a cold air flow blew through his body, a few waste newspapers floating in the air, plastic bags drifting randomly on the street, and several small cars were parked irregularly, obviously looking like the end of the world!

"What's going on, what's going on, what's going on!! What about people? Where have all the people gone? What about people? "Anxiously jumping on the ground to express the anxiety in my heart." Could it be that the Third World War broke out? A nuclear bomb was going to be dropped here, so it was all transferred? No way! Am I still here? Who has no conscience and doesn't inform me! "He wouldn't have thought that he, a guy who doesn't step through the door, has too little of a presence in the eyes of his neighbors, so low that he has been forgotten." What to do? What should I do now? "What to do? I'll take it, of course it's important to run for my life! Then he quickly ran home and packed up.

When Zuo Hai stood at the door of the community again, he thought, "How the hell can I get out of here?" By the way, stealing a car, that's how it is played in movies, yes! Steal a car! He thought of it, and quickly ran to a small car, he didn't know what kind of car it was, the sign was twisted and turned, and the car looked quite domineering, "A person with status like me should drive this kind of car, yes, it's you!" "It's one thing to think, it's another thing to do; Zuo Hai stood in front of the car door, scratching his ears and cheeks, thinking of a way: how to get in? What should I do if I can't get in?; Suddenly, a lamp lit up next to Zuo Hai's head, and Ding's life: By the way, the hell is going to release a nuclear bomb, why am I still doing it properly! Smash the car window! In my life, the car window was shattered! Then Zuo Hai threw all the luggage and stuff into it, and then climbed in through the window of the car after he was done; Sitting in the driver's seat and thinking: You said that stealing a car is also a technical job, and I haven't done this, how can I get it! , by the way, find the line, find where the line is! Flipping around, I couldn't find a place to put the line, Zuo Hai was so angry in his heart! "Grass, a lot of grass, what if I can't steal a car?" After about an hour, Zuo Hai appeared on the street weakly, and it turned out that he was indeed not this material!

Walking alone on the street, when I see those cars parked on the side of the street, I feel depressed; It's been more than a year since I got my driver's license, and I haven't touched a car except for one touch in the driving school! Just when he was depressed, there was hope ahead: the motorcycle sales center! "Hahaha, the sky won't die, I'm also going to rush!" Rushing into the store, he began to look for the key, and when he opened the drawer of the business desk, he couldn't help but laugh again, "It's really here!" Hahaha" After Zuo Hai successfully found a matching motorcycle and gasoline, so the locomotive Zuo Hai was born: a motorcycle, a car pulling the wind, galloping on the open street, turning left, turning right, wandering wantonly in the city, "Listen to the sound of the wind, feel the charm of the sea, roar your voice, tell them, I, is Zuohai, Zuohai is me!" "The pretending has begun...

Although everything has been done, there is one thing Zuo Hai has not realized yet, that is: he is a road idiot! Just moved to stay at home, everything is online shopping, the farthest place to go is the supermarket at the entrance of the community, GPS navigation or something, he doesn't know! So Zuo Hai became a ghost in this city, obviously he could get out of the city if he walked straight, but this road idiot changed direction again and continued to wander around the city!

How long has it been? It looks like it's getting dark! Zuo Hai was already extremely speechless, "Why haven't I gone out yet?" How big is the city? No, I've run 256km! "Look, it seems that I'm lost, this road idiot is really bad! Zuo Hai, who really couldn't do it, could only find a hotel to live in, and deliberately moved all the bedding to the duty room on the first floor of the hotel; After doing all this, I was hungry, I found some instant noodles and snacks in the hotel, and ate some at random, and it was completely dark...

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