Chapter 0610 Self-introduction of Laughing to Death [1st Update]

The new teaching building of the third middle school has been completed for less than a year, it can be said that it is a new look, the bright windows of the building are bright and colorful, and there is a bit of the style of 17th century Rococo architecture, the structure is elegant and simple, and the whole is very lively, and the cumbersome carving wall art is abandoned.

The school is simpler and more practical, cultivating children's simple vision, and there is no need to show any majestic momentum.

The teaching force of the third middle school is extremely strong, more than half of the excellent teachers in Quancheng are about to collapse the third middle school, there are teaching evaluations every semester, and the last elimination system is adopted, and the head teacher of the last class of the grade will be cut down, and it may be transferred.

In this very strong competitive environment, teachers have played a twelve-point jīng god, and even the welfare benefits are linked to the teaching scores, not you don't work overtime to consume jīng god, many public school teachers are just to cope with errands, education methods are more and more with the rhythm of the times is not progressive, īli schools are like rain like bamboo shoots, it is because the teaching attitude of public schools is too poor, a certain saying circulating among the people is to ridicule the teachers, but the ridicule is useless, I can pay it back!

Tang Sheng was thinking that it would be nice to convert all schools into a market economy operation model, transfer administrative affairs to the Education Bureau, and turn schools into full-time 'enterprises' for teaching affairs. Do you turn a blind eye to student grades?

The rigorous teaching atmosphere of the third middle school is very good, and the funds given by the Education Bureau are also very large.

It is said that the principal of the third middle school is sitting in an Audi 6, hey, don't say, this principal is quite a bull, and he is also an outlier.

It doesn't matter what kind of car people are sitting in, if you have the ability to send out batches of talents, you can just take a Mercedes-Benz, what's there?

Along the way, when Tang Sheng entered the class, he bumped into more than a dozen teachers, all of whom were dressed rigorously, even if there were young teachers, they were also dressed plainly, and there was no denim or the like that that broke the buttocks, but the students were not so tightly controlled, you study well, it doesn't matter what you wear with your grades, it's not too out of line, the school and the teachers are blind, what I'm afraid is that you don't study.

Well, here is a guy who doesn't study, the kind of shameless person who skips classes for three months in a semester, and comes to scourge the third middle school? Tang Sheng didn't know in his heart that Lu Fu No. 3 was so exaggerated, he was used to being free and casual, so he didn't take it seriously.

"Report, freshman Tang Sheng reports to the homeroom teacher!" He stood and yelled at the mouth, because the classroom was not closed, and occasionally there were students who entered, and today it was reported, not the official start of the class, so it did not enter the formalization, and the teacher on the podium was a thirty-five or sixteen familiar and very beautiful figure, and the loose professional suit set off her tall posture very pleasing to the eye.

Standing from Tang Sheng's perspective, his eyes examined the teacher's side posture, from the shoulders down, to the waist, and to the uǐ...... It's very powerful, not vertical, once the lateral line with a curvature is vertical, it will be completely over, and if there is a view in the field of vision, it will be even worse.

Look at it, that is, take a look, Tang Sheng has no interest in this age group, of course, except for Guan Jinyu.

There were more than 50 students in the class, and a few seats were still empty, so he shouted a report on his front feet, and Liu Xiaoman, Uā Zirui, Yao Guang and two other people named Chen Dajun and Liu Fei also piled up, and they also came back from the scene.

There is no way to deal with these people, in her eyes, these students are not doing their jobs properly, and they can't be kicked out, if you want to say that Liu Xiaoman's academic performance is still average, and they are also ranked in the top 30 in the class, but Zi Zhang Yang can't manage it.

Glancing at Tang Sheng, she was a little surprised, this is a little handsome guy, his face is like a crown and his eyebrows are flying obliquely, his eyes are like stars, his temperament is also good, he gives people a very calm and steady feeling, and he has a little bit of the momentum of a little adult, this is the first impression Tang Sheng left to the teacher, mainly because he first came to report, and he didn't have a grinning face, and he was still quite easy-going in terms of his personality, and he didn't think it was anything if he was joking, but the rigorous atmosphere of this school made Tang Sheng have a kind of respect for it.

It can't be ruled out that there are a handful of black sheep, such as the two eldest sisters, Xiaoman and Uā Zirui, and the Red Arrow sluts.

“…… Come in, you're called Tang Seng? Show me the list from the Academic Affairs Office...... "She also misunderstood."

Xiao Man whispered behind Tang Sheng's side before entering, "The head teacher's surname is Xiao, he is very powerful, and he will physically punish students." ”

Corporal punishment? No way? What age is this? Suspend the punishment of students? Tang Sheng nodded slightly, and then walked over and handed over the receipt given to him by the Academic Affairs Office, which he asked him to bring to the head teacher, which read: '...... There are new students from a certain school who come to our school to study ......' and so on, and finally the words 'Teacher Xiao received', this sentence was approved by the director of academic affairs.

Oh, Tang Sheng, I thought it was the King of the Earth Bodhisattva who came, Teacher Xiao mocked in his heart, in short, it was the first impression of Tang Sheng, "Tang Sheng, my surname is Xiao, the head teacher of the 5th class of the third year of high school, the ugly words are in front, I don't care whose way you came to the third middle school, if you come to study hard, I will go to the Academic Affairs Office, apply for you to be transferred, the observation period is one month, and you are qualified, you are officially in the final stage of your high school in the 5th class of the third year of high school, go to the podium to introduce yourself to the students." ”

"Okay!" Tang Sheng stepped onto the podium, saying that I haven't been on the podium for a long time, the feeling of being very close and nostalgic instantly infiltrated his heart, which made his expression more serious, all the students below sat very upright, including the five of them who had just come in, all their eyes were staring at Tang Sheng, and they found that this child was still so calm?

Even Teacher Xiao nodded secretly, it seems that this kid has seen some of the world, and he is still so calm in an unfamiliar environment.

Tang Sheng stood in a posture under his feet, his waist was slightly bent, and his hands were propped up on the edge of the lectern, so what, why did I move this 'lecturer' out again? The students below also noticed that he was a little pretentious, what are you doing?

He found out himself, because many students below looked a little strange, so let's accept it, and then there was an embarrassed way to close, and even embarrassed to say to Teacher Xiao on the left side of the podium: "Hey...... I'm used to talking to people, I'm sorry! ”

Poof, the sixty students below collectively sprayed, and some slapped the table, which was called a joy, and Teacher Xiao laughed.

"Alright, alright!" Teacher Xiao reluctantly suppressed his laughter, and clapped his hands twice to make everyone silent, "Don't laugh, let Tang Sheng continue, you can introduce your habits, family, personal hobbies, grades in various subjects, what you like in your spare time, etc., so that everyone can understand you!" ”

"Okay," Tang Sheng politely bowed slightly to Teacher Xiao, and also had a good impression of this really beautiful mature teacher, as soon as he turned around and pressed his hand on the edge of the table, someone laughed again, Tang Sheng bared his teeth and quickly retracted his hand.

Just like that, there was another burst of laughter, including the teacher, and it was all obvious that he was really always talking to people, right?

Tang Sheng was brewing, and when everyone's laughter gradually stopped, his mouth opened two or three times, and everyone followed him to hold back, say quickly, you!

Teacher Xiao was also staring at him from the side, watching him open his mouth three times, and his upper body shook three times, and he was also anxious, why didn't you say it?

How do you know that Tang Sheng turned around and said to Teacher Xiao, "Then what Teacher Xiao, let me press the table, okay?" ”

Burst...... This time, the whole scene exploded, the students were laughing crazy, and Teacher Xiao was also covering his mouth, you are too powerful, right? When we came up, we didn't do anything, and we burst into laughter twice, Xiaoman and Uā Rui laughed and burst into tears, and some even wiped their noses.

"Okay, classmate Tang Sheng, whatever you want, you always talk to people? Is it a constant self-examination on the podium? ”

Mr. Xiao is also humorous enough, a little bit mocking him, just now I thought you were steady, but you turned out to be a comedian?

"Reviews have also been done, but more of them are talking to the children, oh no, it's the classmates, hey...... "It's embarrassing again.

The children? Aren't you also a child? Everyone rolled their eyes, Xiaoman's beautiful eyes were especially good-looking, and others ignored them.

"Ahem...... I'll introduce myself, my surname is Tang, the name is born, and the word is the ancestor; Life is life, life is life," I almost said the birth of a child again, and some people below couldn't hold back their laughter and wanted to laugh, but they covered their mouths, "...... Don't mistake me for Tang Seng in Journey to the West, of course, now Tang Seng is worthless, with the increasing improvement of people's living standards, pigs are more expensive than Tang Sheng......" When there was a laugh below, Tang Sheng said to Teacher Xiao: "I'm sorry, it's far away again......"

Even Mr. Xiao laughed, and gave him a very helpless look, I don't want to talk to him anymore, you continue to talk.

"What, classmates, I was born in a hardworking and simple family, my parents are both relatively good socialist successors...... Tang Sheng summed it up in one sentence, and he didn't care about the smile below, and continued: "I myself am a healthy baby with good quality, oh, no, it should be said that it is a good child, but it is not right, it is a good student, that, academic performance, basically can kill all the students who are not as good as me...... Personal hobby, I like to read the four famous novels, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Golden Bottle Plum ......"

The students below were already laughing and couldn't help laughing, and they all crawled on the table, all wiping their tears......

"Wait a minute, classmate Tang Sheng, when did that golden bottle plum become one of the four masterpieces?" Teacher Xiao asked with beautiful eyes.

The students were still laughing, Tang Sheng glanced at Teacher Xiao, and then tilted his head and glanced at the students, "Why isn't the Golden Bottle Plum a masterpiece?" Oh, yes, yes, it's the four great books, and I made a mistake...... I'm sorry, I'll continue, when it comes to personal hobbies, my interests are still relatively wide, newspapers, movies, news broadcasts and weather forecasts are all very good......"

“…… Especially the first eight stations of V are more connotative, V1 is promoting my happiness and making them envious; v2 is what we sometimes tell bad jokes; V3, enjoy the Taiping song and dance, and imagine the people's livelihood and democracy; The connotation of v4 involves politics, so I won't talk about it; V5 is a bit of a little tangled, the big ball is in the world, and the small ball is in China; V6 is very happy, all the movies are free to watch, and we have to fight every day; V7 is still good, saying that our troops are mighty, and that our people are not bitter; v8 well, alas...... Personally, I don't think if you don't want to be depressed, don't watch 8; If you have time, it's better to go to QQ to talk about the beauty of NV. ”

Uh, I missed my mouth, and when Tang Sheng turned to look at the teacher, the classmates laughed maniacally again, "What kind of teacher, I actually don't get on QQ; ”

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:About "V Connotation" adapted a Weibo experience,This chapter is a little happy.,Can't always be depressed.,Occasionally you have to laugh.,Although some friends' laughter is very low.,But I aim to give you some happiness.,Because this is not a v8 channel.,Please vote for support!

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