Recently, Mei Hong just bought a new car from the world, showing off with a face, Zi Zhen wanted to follow a car, Mei Hong agreed very boldly, only to see Mei Hong and Zi Zhen get into the car, Mei Hong was very skilled in taking out the key to start the ignition, and then took out a brick-thick book and began to read it there, because it was winter at that time, Zi Zhen thought that the winter needed to heat up the car before starting, two minutes passed, and saw that she was still turning the brick-like book, Zi Zhen couldn't help it, so she asked her: "Sister Sister Hong, can you go, What exactly are you reading? ”

Mei Hong said: "Let me look at the manual, which foot is the brake on?" ”

Zizhen: "......"

Instructor! I want to get off!!

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Looking at Mei Hong, who was still reading the manual, Zi Zhen said silently: "Sister Sister Hong, I suddenly have an ominous premonition, I'm a little scared......"

"What are you afraid of......... Come, sit down for a while, and you'll be there~~~~~~"

Zi Zhen felt that it still didn't work, so he still started from the back seat of the car to the passenger seat, and pulled the seat belt Zi Zhen felt a little more at ease.

But at this moment, Fujiwara Meihong's voice came: "Opposite, how should you look at this traffic light?" ”

Zi Zhen's hand touching the seat belt clenched a little tighter~~

After a series of drag racing, Zi Zhen got out of the car, this is not the most outrageous, the most outrageous is when Zi Zhen got out of the car, and he stepped on the nail. (Another nail!) I saw Zi Zhen looking up at his sister at a 45-degree angle and said tearfully: "****** intuition is really accurate, I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending." ”

Last night, Zi Zhen and Zi Ma watched the martial arts series again, and they happened to see a domineering character wearing black clothes who looked particularly fierce and vicious. Zi Ma couldn't help but say: "Looking at the shape is so cool, you know that you are a master." ”

Zi Zhen said with a 'hehe' voice: "That's not necessarily. ”

Then the camera switched, and I saw a teenager who looked like he didn't look majestic at all. Then I saw that this ordinary teenager was about to fight the domineering character at the beginning. Zi Zhen looked up and asked Yakumo Zi, who was watching TV, and said, "Mom? Which of the two of them do you think will win? ”

Zi Ma shook the folding fan and said, "Of course it's the one in black clothes." ”

Zi Zhen said: "Then I bet that the boy will definitely win." Who loses, who helps Lan Da clean up for a week? ”

Yakumo Murasaki: "Bet on it." ”

As a result, the ordinary-looking teenager on TV killed the domineering man in black very neatly.

Yakumo Zi is not calm. Zi Zhen looked at his mother a little depressed and said faintly: "Watching who is powerful in the TV series is not based on looks, but on the domineering appearance of BGM when people appear." As soon as people appear, they bring their own BGM, who do you say is more powerful? ”

Yakumo Murasaki: "............"

Although Yakumo Zi lost the bet, Yakumo Zi would not be stupid to fulfill the gambling contract.

Zi Zhen sat on the floor watching TV, so Zi Ma cheated and said, "Xiao Zhen, Lan is very busy today, you go and help Lan clean up!" Zi really saw that Xingtou was impatient and said angrily, "Get out!"

Yakumo Zi took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen and walked to the sofa, only to see Zi Zhen put on his slippers very neatly, walked to the kitchen, and sang as he walked: "Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water, Waves Sweeping Away Heroes." Success or failure turns empty. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. ”

Well, Zizhen has been good at language skills recently.

But it's a pity that even after Zi Zhen finished cleaning, Zi Ma still didn't plan to let Zi Zhen go, and Zi Zhen was relieved that the kitchen knife in Zi Ma's hand had been replaced with a feather duster - well, Ma Ma actually still loves me.

Zi Zhen soaked hard at home, and Zi Ma chased after her with a feather duster. The mother and son chased after me, making the chickens and cats jump in the house - Orange was accidentally stepped on by Zi Zhen's tail, and then accidentally hit by Yakumo Zi. Tragic kitten.

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Three hours later, Shijin looked at the bright sky outside, blue white clouds. In the green forest, I can't help but think of people saying: God closes a door for you, and will open a window for you! Sure enough, God closed the staircase door, Zi Zhen was chased to the top of the building by Zi Ma, and after a round around, he found that God had opened the balcony window, and then Zi Zhen was blocked by Zi Ma and couldn't get down, Zi Zhen silently smoked a cigarette, God, do you want me to jump off the stairs?

It's been six months since I last went to the Red Devil Pavilion, Zi Zhen couldn't help but look up to the sky and howl, yesterday I finally entered the door of the Red Devil Pavilion, and when I went out, I gained 2,000 yuan, thinking that the eldest lady who went to visit the Red Devil Pavilion a few days ago wanted to meet the second lady by the way, but before the door entered the door was kicked out by Remilia, Zi Zhen just wanted to say: It's good to be a thief!!

I don't know how many days passed, one day, there were four people with masked faces coming to the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion, and the leader walked to the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion.

Hong Meiling thought for a while and said, "It's okay to spend the night, but why are you masked?"

"Oh, to tell you the truth, several of my apprentices are ugly, and I am afraid that I will frighten the donor."

"Oh, I see, I thought you were robbers, come in."

"Thank you. Mina-san, take out the knife......"

Hong Meiling: "............"

Later, when the four of them invaded the Red Devil Pavilion, they were caught by Patchouli's magic array and unraveled their true faces, namely Zizhen, Marisa Kiriyu, Kiruno, and Lumia......

Zi Zhen was playing and was about to 'borrow books' when Marisa was about to 'borrow books', so she grabbed two of them by the way to make up for them......

So Zi Zhen finally got on the blacklist of the Red Devil Pavilion and the black and white thieves.

Since xx years ago. I drove hundreds of billions of brothers and sisters into this world. Zi Zhen always thought that he was the best person, and if he hadn't nibbled on bread now, he would have tap water. Living by the Lake of Fog, he was caught by the flower mother every day and practiced a few times, and Zizhen almost believed in Yakumo Purple

One morning, Zi Zhen was sleeping soundly, but was woken up by the sound of Zi Ma getting up, and then saw her roommate holding a toothbrush, toothpaste and a tooth cup ready to wash. Zi Zhen was still lying in the quilt and said in a daze, "Mom, get up so early and go wash your hair." Yakumo Murasaki was also confused: "Hmm." Then he squeezed the toothpaste on his head and began to wash his hair......

What is a pit mother?

This is the pit mother......