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Terakoya.

A certain little girl had an awkward relationship with Zi Zhen. I cried very sadly, and Teacher Huiyin persuaded me for half an hour, but I was still crying. Zi Zhen persuaded for an hour, but he still couldn't persuade well. In the end, Kazami Youxiang couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the table and stood up, and walked quickly to the little girl, just when everyone thought that Kazami Youxiang was about to get angry, I saw Youxiang say to the little girl with an expressionless face: "What are you crying about, just hold it for me if it's a man!" “

I saw that the little girl was holding back her crying and nodded heavily, and in the temple house, under the training of Youxiang, another female man was born......

Summer day in Gensokyo, the next day.

On this day, after the devastation of Teacher Huiyin's old-fashioned teaching for a day, a group of children dragged their physical and mental exhaustion steps, step by step, step by step, like minions, like devils under the afterglow of the setting sun...... I'm sorry, I accidentally started singing.

Because of Zi Zhen's study problems, Zi Ma was called to the temple house again.

"During this time, we gave the students a math test." Teacher Huiyin spoke slowly.

"How's the results? My family is really not the first," Zi Ma asked.

"The addition and subtraction multiplier within ten, the appreciation of the binary one-time equation, no child does it better than Zizhen......"

"Huh? And what about ten years later? Zi Ma paused for a moment, and then asked.

For example, 10+9+1+3, other children all write 23, only Zizhen writes j+q(10+1)*2, and others write 22. Only your child writes jj. Does your child play too much poker? ”

Purple Mom: "......"

Summer in Gensokyo. Day 3.

On this day, as soon as Zizhen came home, he yelled at Yakumo Zi: "Mama, give 30 yuan!" ”

"Huh?" Yakumo Zi frowned and spoke: "Xiao Zhen, what do you want so much money for?" ”

"Don't ask, I need it urgently." Zi Zhen dragged Zi Ma's arm and swayed.

"If you don't say it, I won't give it to you." Facing Xiao Zi's real entanglement, Yakumo Zi just looked at Xiao Zi and really smiled, but he didn't let go at all.

Zi Zhen finally cried urgently, so she reluctantly said: "Sister Youxiang said, as long as I buy her a puppet doll at the school gate, she will marry me......" Zi Ma listened, closed her eyes and pondered, shook the fan in her hand, and then ...... Directly took out 100 and put it in Zi Zhen's hand, and said solemnly: "Bring a few more daughters-in-law back......"

In the next month, Kazami Yuka and Zi Ma used their bodies to 'fight' in the open prairie for several days, but this still couldn't stop Zi Zhen and Kazami Youxiang from running home hand in hand and happily after school every afternoon......

The fourth day of summer in Gensokyo.

On this day, Zi Zhen had a whim and secretly climbed into the gap under the sofa, and when Zi Ma passed by the sofa, Zi Zhen suddenly reached out and grabbed Zi Ma's leg at once. Zi Ma suddenly snorted, jumped in fright and then suddenly reacted, climbed down and saw Zi Zhen hiding under the bed, so angry that Zi Ma suddenly dragged Zi Zhen out from under the sofa, and was about to pump his ass. Suddenly thought about it, and then stuffed Zi Zhen into it with a smile, and said, "Come in quickly, Lan will be back in a while, you come again, scare Lan for a while." As he spoke, he turned around and went to the door to hide Zizhen's shoes. Then, at night, Zi Ma and Zi Zhen knelt in front of Lan at the same time to reflect.........

Summer in Gensokyo, the fifth day

Bai Xiaoan bought all kinds of practice equipment for his daughter Jian Shan'an, saying that it was to cultivate the little guy's self-defense skills. One day, Zi Zhen went to Bai Xiao'an's house to play, and saw that Jian Shan'an was practicing with Bai Xiao'an, so this product insisted on trying it with Jianshan An, and made a fuss, so he ...... Jianshan'an, who had only studied for two days, was beaten by Zi Zhen and cried (among them, Zi Zhen must have personal grievances, because Bai Xiaoan didn't teach Zi Zhenzhen kung fu every time, but said, you practice the light skills for me first, practice a ghost, a monster can fly!) Jian Shan An was made to cry by this little brother (she thought of herself), and after Bai Xiaoan finally coaxed his daughter to be happy, he found an opportunity to meet Yakumo Purple very coincidentally when he went to donate money at Hakurei Shrine.

The two of them knew each other better, so they chatted about the air...... Finally, I talked about my own children.

I saw Bai Xiaoan intentionally or unintentionally say to Yayun Zi: "Zizhen, this kid is quite talented in physical skills......

So from then on, Zi Zhen practiced fighting with Ibuki Sanka every day, and sometimes Yuka Sama also came to join in the fun, and Zi Zhen didn't have a day to rest......

Ahahahaha......

One day, Blue is cooking, and overhears Orange and Zi Zhen talking to each other. Kitten Orange: "Why are children picky eaters, why aren't adults picky eaters!" Zi Zhen replied: "They buy what they like to eat, and they pick a fart!" Lan suddenly knelt down, so reasonable. Just when Lan Da knelt down, Xiao Zizhen on the side ran to Lan Da at once, and pointed his finger at Lan Da in the shape of a gun at the middle of Lan Da's skull, Bang Yiou, it was a shot, and then asked Yakumo Lan with a blank face and said: "If this is a real gun, the bullet passed through, Lan Da, you are not dead, may I ask why?" ”

Lan Da was stunned for a moment, was cute for five seconds, and said weakly: "...... Is it because I don't have a brain? ”

Zi Zhen: "............" has a wicked smile on his face.

For the next few days, Lan Da was depressed...... Even the food that had been brought with it for the past few days had become bad, and in the end, all the people in the Lost House couldn't stand it anymore, and under the collective protest of Yakumo Purple and Orange, Zi Zhen suddenly stood up and said two words: "Wait! "So one day when Lan Da was cooking, Zi Zhen suddenly ran to Lan Ma's side and hugged her thigh and said, "Lan Da, can you not put thorns in today's fish!?"

Blue: "Young Master Zizhen is so cute-!! ”

So the day's meal suddenly became delicious.

Gensokyo Summer, thirteenth day.

Although summer has arrived, the Eternal Pavilion that gave birth to the depths of the bamboo forest has been spared the heat due to the superior environment, but the air conditioning is still on in the closed otaku room of Kaguya-hime.

The doors are closed, the windows are not ventilated, and the packaging waste of instant noodles is scattered all over the ground. Kaguya Ji is still tireless, playing the game with the efficiency of twenty-five hours a day without getting tired, and the immortal physique of the Penglai people has great merit.

Today, when Kaguyahime was playing a game, Shishin suddenly pushed open the paper door and rushed into the messy room, (Fortunately, Shima is glaucoma, and it's still a particularly serious kind.) Otherwise, for this kind of environment, even a senior otaku can't stand it visually) shouted at Kaguya: "Sister Kaguya, is there a new game recently, give me a few to play, okay?" ”

Kaguya is beautiful in her heart because of Zi Zhen's sentence 'Sister Kaguya', but, I'm happy in my heart, I'm still noble and cold on the surface, I don't want to think about it, I just took out a few of my favorite game CDs and sent them directly to Zi Zhen, Zi Zhen took it over happily and took out a laptop from his gap and started downloading the game.,

And then during the time of downloading, I sat beside Kaguya in a regular manner and watched her play games......

After that, Kaguya asked cheaply: "Little brother, why is it called Sister Private and not Auntie?" ”

"Because aunts all have breasts, such as Aunt Yonglin......" Zi Zhen had a serious expression on her face.

Kaguyahime: "............" Bear Kid is looking for a fight!!