Chapter 1216 - You Have Prostatic Hyperplasia
Chapter 1216 You have prostatic hyperplasia
"This?" Zuo Ren pretended to be puzzled, turned around and glanced at Zuo Bai, who ran out in a hurry, and then slowly walked into the living room.
"Young Master Zuo Song, you are here too, I didn't expect to see you for so many years, I didn't expect you to become a handsome young man with a graceful jade tree in the wind, it's really gratifying." After Zuo Ren entered the house, he naturally patted Zuo Song on the back.
"Who are you?" Zuo Song was confused, because he couldn't remember where he had seen him at all, plus there were so many high-level sect leaders he had contact with on weekdays, and he had really met even before, and he definitely couldn't remember it at the moment.
"I forgot to introduce it to Young Master Zuo Song, the old man's name is Zuo Ren, the current incense master of the Red Dragon Hall, the last time I saw Young Master Zuo Song, you were still like this." Zuo Ren gestured with his hand, and the implication was quite obvious, you will always be a doll in my eyes, you want to play with me, and be tender.
"Oh, hehe, I have to know you." Zuo Song also knew that Zuo Ren was not good, and he didn't give him a good face.
"Hall Master Zuo, let's get down to business, where did you say just now?" Zuo Song continued to bring the topic back, he would not be stupid enough to forget about this matter, otherwise all his previous efforts would be really in vain.
Zuo Yuanfang was impatient again, he knew that Zuo Song was ready to be unrelenting, but compared to just now, he would not be so isolated, because now he has Zuo Ren as a helper, in other words, just now it was two to one, and now it is two to two, at least fair.
"Young Master Zuo Song, the old man interjected, what did you talk to Hall Master Zuo about just now?" Zuo Ren pretended to be stupid with a good move, so that he could not only buy more time and opportunities for himself, but also take back the initiative of his words!
Zuo Song was stunned, and his teeth couldn't help but be closed, for this sudden old guy, he didn't expect to make such a mess.
"Yo yo, it's cool, it's cool when you're done urinating." Zuo Bai is like a second force, while tying the belt, while happily walking to the living room, although far away, you can also clearly see that Zuo Bai's belt buckle is in the shape of H-shaped, this is the Hermes belt, as long as it is high-grade, the price can be more than tens of thousands, so this alone is enough to show that the brothers are very rich, how can they make trouble for 5,000 yuan.
"Young Master Zuo Bai, it's convenient for you to come back." Zuo Ren stood up with a smile and beckoned Zuo Bai to sit down.
Zuo Bai glanced at Zuo Ren with slanted eyes, and said in an astonishing voice: "Who are you, are you the rescuer invited by the Zuo Hall Master." ”
After a while, Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuanfang's faces turned green, they didn't expect that this Zuo Bai would be so good at revealing people's shortcomings, and he didn't give any affection.
"Where is Young Master Zuo Bai, I just happened to have something to explain to Hall Master Zuo before I came here, this is a coincidence, I haven't seen Hall Master Zuo before, didn't I ask Young Master Zuo Song what to talk about just now?" Zuo Ren was gray-faced, but he still broke a nonsense.
Zuo Bai's eyes were round, as if he was listening to a book from heaven, and he felt that Zuo Ren was simply a fart.
"I said that you old guy is disrespectful to the old, you are still talking nonsense at such an old age, I am really ashamed of you, this left hall master just went out to go to the toilet, you came back, this coincidence is also a coincidence, I just saw it, the thatched toilet of the Red Dragon Hall is in the back, it is very close, the left hall master has walked for nearly five minutes, even if it is a tuba, it should be over, and the left hall master did not bring a tissue paper at all, which means that it is definitely a trumpet, and it takes so long to go on the trumpet, is it possible that the left hall master can't pee down like prostatic hyperplasia like you old guy!" Zuo Bai's words shocked everyone present, and Zuo Ren and Zuo Yuanfang also realized that this was a big trouble.
"Virtuous brother, don't make mistakes!" Zuo Song also pretended to be a good person, in fact, he was about to burst out of Zuo Bai's performance just now, and he even wanted to hold a cup to celebrate.
Who knows, Zuo Bai was stimulated in the toilet just now, but he was reluctant and continued to talk.
"I'm not making a time, I'm telling the truth, my father taught us since we were children, we must be down-to-earth and tell the truth, otherwise there is no difference between it and animals, don't you say, what kind of forbearance is the master." Zuo Bai pointed at Zuo Ren and said it, which made Zuo Ren's old face red, he really didn't expect that he had just taken back a little initiative, and he would explain it back at this moment.
"The old man is just here to talk to the Zuo Hall Master, and it is not as complicated as what Young Master Zuo Bai said." Zuo Ren also retorted cheekily, he knew that if he didn't say something, it would be tantamount to acquiescing in the matter, so he would rather be shameless at the moment than admit this established fact.
"That's what you said, hurry up, you said wow, why don't you say it, can't you think of it?" Zuo Bai shouted inch by inch, as if he had become the most awesome person in the world at this moment.
Zuo Ren scolded Zuo Bai in his heart, scolding him for being a complacent villain, and he realized that he must not tell them about Zuo Feng, otherwise things may have more serious consequences.
"Young Master Zuo Song, Young Master Zuo Bai, what's wrong? Why was he so dignified when he went out just now, but he was furious at this moment, did the subordinates of Chilong Hall offend you, the old man apologized for him, and I hope that Young Master Zuo Bai will not be angry. Zuo Ren stood up and bowed to Zuo Bai respectfully, the reason why he did this was really no choice.
Zuo Yuanfang also sweated, especially when he saw Zuo Ren like this, his heart was also quite messy, how could these brothers come to see something, it was obvious that they were here to find trouble.
"Lord Zuo Renxiang, I hope you can forgive me if there is something wrong with my virtuous brother, after all, he is still young and does not understand the world." After Zuo Song finished speaking, he made a color at Zuo Bai and signaled him to stop, because the two brothers had reoccupied the highest peak.
"It's okay." Zuo Ren hurriedly returned the salute, but he knew the power of the two, and the confidence he was full of before he came just now had turned into fear.
"By the way, didn't Lord Zuo Renxiang want to ask me what I talked about with Hall Master Zuo just now, you can just ask Hall Master Zuo, my virtuous brother made such a fuss just now, I forgot about it." Zuo Song also embodied the qualities of a treacherous person, he said this at the moment, it was definitely to let Zuo Ren slap himself in the face, if he really asked the Zuo Hall Master, then he would be completely faceless.
Zuo Yuanfang saw that the atmosphere had completely changed, he hoped that he could turn the tide with his own ability, from Zuo Ren's eyes, he had already seen his thoughts, which coincided with his own, that is, the two of them would not tell the truth!
"Oh, Lord Zuo Renxiang, the two young masters are mainly looking for Zuo Xiao today, a few days ago, Young Master Zuo Song owed him some money, and this time I came here for this." Zuo Yuanfang is not an idiot, he knows that he can only pretend to be stupid at the moment, and he must say something inconsequential, otherwise he will be completely exposed.