In the afternoon when the sun set, on a lush hill in the south of Zhangjia Village, on the green grass on the sunny side, Erniu and Erya in the dream met here secretly. Reunited after many years, both of them couldn't help but be a little in love.

"Erya, you are so beautiful, even more beautiful than the girls in the city. Uh, no, you're a city girl now. Erniu said, saying that he was hairy.

Normal, purely normal, and a beautiful woman in a meadow off the beaten track, if the male protagonist is like Megumi Yanagishita, then he has a problem.

Erya resisted for a while, and scolded: "Er Niu, you are a family person, you can't be like this." ”

"Don't mention the one in my family, it's all my two cow's tears when I say it. I've never treated the family as a daughter-in-law. There is only one person I love in my heart, and that is you, Zhang Erya, who was, is, and will be. Erya, my Erniu will not love you again in this life except for you. ”

Erniu's affectionate words moved Zhang Erya so much.

When Er Niu was careless again, Er Ya did not resist, but catered to.

Under the warm sun, a man and a woman were doing something that should be done between men and women, hot and intense, as if nothing in this world existed except for the two of them.

Just when Erniu was working hard to "cultivate", he never imagined that the words of his mother-in-law at home would ring in his ears, "Zhang Erniu, you who killed a thousand knives, you betrayed your mother." I will act for heaven today and kill your husband and wife. Ahhh......h

When the pig-killing knife in the mother-in-law's hand in the dream touched Erniu's head, he woke up with a scream, and it was only then that he realized that he was dreaming just now, and everything was false.

Although he knew that it was a dream, Erniu still glanced at the head of the bed, hoping that God would be extra kind to let Zhang Erya appear on the bed.

Zhang Erya is still flying in the sky, how can he appear in Erniu's bed.

Erniu's face was stinky with sweat, panting, and he said to himself: "Love, why am I so obscene? I can be indecent to any woman, but not to Erya. ”

Then, Erniu thought of the purpose of his coming to this house, and dealt with a "bomb" handed over to him by Erya.

Bomb, alas, yes, bomb, a very beautiful bomb, with a timer on it, ten hours. Erya said that this bomb is very powerful, and if it explodes, many people will die.

Erniu looked out the window and found that it was already dark.

When you sleep, it's obviously not dark, why do you wake up and it's dark?

Erniu had to sigh with emotion, the spring night was like flowing water, and the spring dream woke up without a trace. He sighed, sighed, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, the chrysanthemum instantly tightened, and his heart also mentioned his throat. He didn't know how long it had been since he had slept this night, and since it was dark, it must have been a long time.

I'm scrambling, since a long time has passed, isn't the bomb about to explode?

Where did Er Niu dare to slack off, he quickly got out of bed, put on his shoes and came to the basement.

Nine hours have passed since the ten-hour countdown, and there is still an hour to go to explode. Erniu's hanging heart finally let go, and he thought to himself, Erya should fly to Milican now. Although it is rumored that Millican is far away from Huaxia, the plane is so fast that it should have arrived.

Erya asks Er Niu to stop the bomb before the countdown ends, which means aborting the explosion. Erniu was ready to do this now, because he felt intimidated by being in the company of a bomb that could explode.

After thinking so, Er Niu crouched down in front of the bomb, and the fingers of his right hand reached for the password input keyboard. Five seconds, ten seconds, and soon twenty seconds passed, but Erniu's index finger didn't press it for a long time, and a drop of sweat slipped from his head and dripped onto the keyboard. At this moment, Erniu was very panicked, because he woke up and forgot the password that Erya told him.

Without the password, the nuclear bomb cannot be unlocked. You can't unlock it, and it's useless to press the nuclear bomb abort button at a timed time. The password input function of the nuclear bomb only allows three input opportunities, and if all three inputs are wrong, the nuclear bomb will explode immediately.

Erniu was so anxious that he wanted to sober up his head and recall the password that Erya had told him, but his head was getting more and more like mush, and he couldn't think of anything.

At this time, Erniu could have left, riding his dilapidated three-wheeled motorcycle to reach a safe place where the lethality of a nuclear bomb could not be radiated before the nuclear bomb exploded, but he did not do this, but sat on the ground, lit a cigarette, and meditated hard, to come up with the code of the nuclear bomb, in order to prevent the "bomb" from exploding, in order not to let N more innocent people be killed.

Soon five minutes passed, ten minutes passed, and Erniu still couldn't remember, and he smoked three cigarettes.

I have to admit that Erniu's head is not enough, and his memory is so bad that he is dead.

Then Erniu made an astonishing move, he once again took the nuclear warhead out of the anti-radiation box, this time not looking at it with curiosity, but out of the basement. At this moment, he thought to himself: I must throw the bomb outside the city before it explodes, so that no one is killed.

It is now less than 40 minutes before the nuclear bomb explodes, and this is the pan-city center of Qianyang City. In just 40 minutes, it was possible for Er Niu to drive a dilapidated agricultural three-wheeled motorcycle to the outside of the city, but he wanted to put a nuclear warhead weighing 70 or 80 pounds into a three-wheeled carriage, and he had to climb over a three-meter-high wall, because he did not have the key to the courtyard gate, and this process could not be done in more than ten minutes.

If Erniu was a smart person, he would definitely put down the nuclear bomb and escape by himself, but his head was a little less smart than that of a person with a bright head, and he didn't think about his escape at all, and he was determined to throw the nuclear bomb outside the city.

Although Erniu is thin and does not pull a few, his strength is not small at all, because he grew up doing rough work, and his whole body is full of muscles, especially the two arms, and the thickness is obviously disproportionate to the body.

Erniu held the nuclear warhead and handed it up violently to resist the nuclear warhead on his shoulder. Two minutes later, he came to the corner of the courtyard wall and carefully placed the nuclear warhead on the ground, which was still counting down.

Erniu glanced at the courtyard wall, and soon had an idea in his heart. He quickly turned back into the house and came out with two large tables on which a thick quilt was still placed. Each table is more than a meter high, and the height of two tables when stacked together is two and a half meters, only half a meter away from the top of the courtyard wall. Then it took him five minutes to carry the nuclear warhead to the top table.