After returning home in the afternoon, Xiao Yu put down his mind and patiently studied the booklet given by the Taoist priest. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info At first, Xiao Yu didn't take the Taoist priest's things seriously, and he was simply bored on the train home, so he took a casual look, and at this look, he felt that the booklet looked like a medical book, although this booklet had no name, but to Xiao Yu, this was a medical book similar to Chinese medicine, and after opening it, the content inside was faintly written specifically for his personal situation, "It's really strange!" Xiao Yu sighed in surprise, "How could it be so coincidental?" ”

According to the general statement of this booklet, Xiao Yu and other people who have been weak and sick since childhood, are all congenital defects in the five elements, resulting in instability in the five elements in the body, because of the body's natal essence to maintain, although there will be no danger to life for a while, but after all, it is difficult to reconcile yin and yang, if it can be found in time before the attack, insist on supplementing it with targeted drugs, and then supplemented by a special way to regulate and absorb, it can be cured in less than a year and a half, otherwise, these five element defects will gradually consume the person's natal essence, at most to the youth, That person will eventually be exhausted because of the exhaustion of the natal essence, so the yin and yang will be chaotic, the five elements will collapse, and finally die violently.

The things described in this booklet frightened Xiao Yu for a moment, so he turned on the computer and wanted to look up this kind of thing on the Internet, and found that what was said in the front of this booklet seemed to make some sense, but the so-called special conditioning method in the back was a little suspicious. The medicinal materials mentioned in the booklet are good to say, it is a few ordinary flavors of common Chinese medicine that replenishes yang and solidifies essence and soothes the manager's qi, and ordinary Chinese medicine stores are sold, the problem is that the conditioning method, according to the booklet, take the medicine, when looking for a place where there is little to the mountain cliff, in the place where the aura of heaven and earth is full, at the time of sunrise in the east and sunset in the west, supplemented by the twelve groups of peculiar postures drawn in the medical book, to breathe and breathe, and the time of breathing should be to abandon the complicated thoughts, calm the mind, and complete the twelve cycles perfectly, that is, about half an hour later, in order to reap the credit, the medical book is not unexpected, and in about 100 days, it will be effective.

"After reading the medical book, Xiao Yu can't make up his mind, after all, this is related to his personal and spiritual concepts, otherwise, I'll show them this booklet." Thinking of this, Xiao Yu put away the booklet, took a few things necessary for going out, and went out of the room.

After discussing with a few of his friends, and because the medical book seems to be a bit of a doorway, in the spirit of being a dead horse as a live horse doctor, after everyone's unanimous suggestion, Xiao Yu made up his mind to go to the pharmacy to purchase some medicinal materials to dispense medicine, I thought it would be a little difficult to match, coincidentally, this prescription Chinese medicine store has long been ready-made to sell, and it is not expensive, only ten yuan a post, which makes Xiao Yu very surprised, thinking that the Taoist priest is a liar? However, this Chinese medicine is not expensive anyway, and it does seem to be something of some use to himself, and a few friends are really for his good, so he doesn't want to do so much, so he bought a few Chinese medicines and went home to boil and take them, and after eating the free medicine, he went to the Lushan Mountain under the jurisdiction of the provincial capital.

It was already dark, the sun had already set, and it was still so early in the dark because it was just spring. The foothills are not high, located in the west of the provincial capital, adjacent to the provincial capital across the river, the altitude is only more than 500 meters, looking from afar, it looks like a short and fat giant, faithfully guarding the old city with a history of thousands of years at his feet.

Xiao Yu was wearing a dark gray sports and leisure suit, and walked alone in a forest path in the foothills that was vaguely inky and could see a little emerald green novelty, fortunately it was a sunny day today, so the mud and stone path up the mountain did not seem to be very slippery, and the occasional few crisp bird calls also added a little aura to this forest.

Finally climbed to the top of the mountain, standing on the west side of the mountain, Xiao Yu sighed heavily, he took out the mobile phone in his pocket and looked at the time, "It's less than half past six in the evening, it's still sunset, hey!" Xiao Yu smiled, "Whatever, let's practice first." I wanted to put it back, Xiao Yu put it back, took out the booklet, faced the direction of the sunset, and danced awkwardly.

After a while, Xiao Yu clumsily practiced six cycles, and on the seventh time, he put away the booklet, after all, there were only twelve sets of movements, not very difficult, he should have remembered almost everything. Just when Xiao Yu was half-unfamiliar with serious practice, it happened that a few fashionably dressed young people came to the mountain where Xiao Yu was, and when they saw Xiao Yu's strange and clumsy posture, they thought he was engaged in some kind of performance art, so they stepped forward to watch and take pictures, shouting what to post on Weibo, post to Moments, the mentality of the masses is full of curiosity, which leads to the gradual increase in the number of onlookers who are unaware of it, and Xiao Yu is really embarrassed to practice, looking at these onlookers who seem to be overly excited, He didn't know how to explain it, he felt that he couldn't pull his face anymore, so he simply smiled, hurriedly squeezed through the crowd, and got into the forest under his feet......

Early the next morning, a terrifying news circulated in the hot search about Lushan and various circles of friends on the Internet, saying that on the top of Lushan Mountain on the edge of a certain provincial city, it was found that a well-known foreign performance artist was engaged in performance art, and then immediately jumped out of an expert to confirm that it was not performance art, it was an evil mysterious curse ritual in a foreign cult, and the person who witnessed it would be cursed with evil or something, and said that the person could not do well with the cultist or even the leader, also took the attached pictures of the ceremony and compared them with the messy videos taken by netizens as evidence, and so on.

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"The speed of Internet communication is so fast now, and it can really be tossed, artist? Cult rituals? Hey! At noon, Xiao Yu, who had just taken medicine, was lying on the bed, looking at the anecdote forwarded by the mobile phone circle of friends, and smiled wittily.

"Jingle Bell ......"

"Hello? Yudan? How do you have time to call me? Do you want me to go to work? Xiao Yu happily answered Yudan's call.

"Huh! Okay, Xiaoyu didn't do it last night, this is the rhythm of becoming an artist. On the other end of the phone, a crisp, slightly magnetic voice said teasingly.

"You mean the circle of friends? Haha, it's funny to say, now some people are just bored and like to have nothing to do, and always like to make some things that are actually simple so mysterious, and then spread them from ear to ear, and then spread false rumors. Xiao Yu laughed, and then said with a little disdain.

"Giggle...... Yes, I casually swiped the circle of friends this morning, and I found this interesting story about you, and I searched Xialu Mountain on the Internet, almost all of which was about you. By the way, this well-known performance art master from abroad, or the leader of the cult, what do you think about becoming today's hot search Internet celebrity......" Yu Dan smiled and asked a little funny.

"Don't tease me, I don't know, the Internet can't be blocked, fortunately, the videos and photos don't show my face clearly, otherwise I would have to play." Xiao Yu said helplessly.

"Well, after I found out about this news, a few of us discussed it temporarily, and felt that this could actually be regarded as a business opportunity, you just need to show up and clarify, and then ......" Yu Dan put away the joke and paused and said.

"This, Yudan, I always feel that this doesn't seem to be simple." Xiao Yu frowned, thought about it for a while, and said.

"Hmm...... It seems to be, and it's also a negative identity. Not to mention this, by the way, did you go to practice this morning? You haven't been photographed as a weirdo anymore, have you? Yu Dan listened to Xiao Yu's words and felt that it made sense, so he diverted the topic and joked.

"Well, go, I'm hiding in the woods to practice today, so no one should find out. However, when I went to practice in the morning, I had a strange feeling, as if something was wandering in my body, and I felt a little bit of it, I don't know if it was an illusion. Hearing Yu Dan's question, remembering the strange feeling in the morning, Xiao Yu said in astonishment.

"Really?" Yu Dan sighed in surprise, "Okay, you can try it again tonight, see if there is any special feeling, by the way, don't come over in the afternoon, today is still your day off, you can come later tomorrow, let's study the booklet this afternoon, don't talk about it, there's something else, I'll hang up first!" ”

"Well, okay, I got it, bye-bye!" After Xiao Yu finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

April 1 is the ninety-first day of the ordinary year of the Gregorian calendar year, and after this day, there are only 273 days left before the end of the year. The last "Lushan cult incident" has long been drowned out by all kinds of strange news that followed, and Internet names have long forgotten who is in a certain provincial city, what is the eastern foothills, and who is in the western foothills.

Until early this morning, that is, on April Fool's Day in the West, a little-known netizen jumped out to break the news, saying that "so-and-so cult and the so-called sect leader" are completely imaginary, there is no such artist or such a cult abroad, this is just a small joke made by that group of boring young people for everyone during April Fool's Day. So the Internet and the major circle of friends remembered bursts of boos, exclamations, and scolding......

So in the next few days, it was a coincidence that the group of young people and the whistleblower successfully became "Internet celebrities", and they were even exposed to join the so-and-so live broadcast platform, and the platform also broke out in popularity because of the prank strength of these people, of course, that is all a later story. As for Xiao Yu and his friends, who were in the know, they were speechless for a while when they watched the farce directed and acted by these clowns.

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