Chapter 302: I Won't
Thunder Blade asked Su Biyu to register a new WeChat account.
Then, a call came to Thunderblade's phone.
"Hello, sir!" is a very sweet female voice, it should be the chicken that Huang Mao found for Thunder Blade.
"Don't ask me who I am, and don't talk to me again, just listen to me." Thunder Blade directly interrupted the other party's words, concisely told the other party what he thought, and asked her to work hard to do a good job.
After hearing this, the other party hurriedly assured: "Zhilu has said, sir." Don't worry, I'll do a good job! ”
"If you want money, just ask Ah Jian to get it directly after you are done." Thunder Blade said lightly.
"Brother Sun said, let's listen to you, you let us sit down, we will sit down, you let us lie down, we will lie down, you let us pout our butts, we will ......" Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, Lei Jian hung up the phone directly.
Not long after, Thunderblade received two MMS messages on his phone, with photos of the two women who were yellow-haired and applauded.
Just from the photos, both of them still look a little good. It's just that, looking at the photos, the PS is still quite serious, and it is estimated that the real person is like that.
Lei Blade looked at the photo and asked Su Biyu and himself to set the photo as the avatar of the WeChat account, and then Lei Blade quickly added Wu Gang's number, and Su Biyu added the number of Wu Gang's uncle Wu Dao.
"The next thing we're going to do is to seduce them and find ways to hook them up." Speaking of this, Lei Blade asked Su Biyu, "Seduce, right?" You're a woman, and you're definitely better than me. ”
"I ...... I won't. Su Biyu said helplessly.
Lei Jian sighed, looked at Su Biyu with a bitter face and asked, "Are you and Sister Su really sisters?" ”
"Thunderblade, what do you mean?" Su Biyu's willow eyebrows raised and started a fire.
Lei Jian waved his hand, too lazy to explain, and said directly: "Then you follow me to learn!" If you want to seduce people, but it can't be too obvious, it's best to make a gesture of wanting to refuse and give up, so as not to make people suspicious! ”
Su Biyu pondered for a moment, felt that it seemed to make sense, and couldn't help but ask curiously. "Where did you learn this?"
"Imperceptibly." Thunder Blade said lightly.
"This can also be subtle?" Su Biyu's eyes widened, obviously not believing Thunder Blade's words.
"If you have time to stay with your sister, you will naturally be." Hearing Thunder Blade sarcastically mocking their sisters again, Su Biyu couldn't help but glare at Thunder Blade fiercely.
……
Office.
The Thunder Blade originally wanted to get it in the car, but Su Biyu felt weak and had to pull the Thunder Blade to the office where the lights were blind and the lights were blind to get it again, thinking that this would not be seen.
Wu just came out of school and went home directly, and at this time he happened to return to his own home.
As soon as I put my phone on the table, it rang.
Wu Gang picked up the phone and saw that it was a woman who wanted to add her own WeChat.
Don't recognize?
Wu Gang has always refused directly, but seeing the photo of the avatar is really good, after thinking about it, his finger shifted from rejection to consent.
clicked through the verification, and the girl on the other end asked straight to the point: "Are you Teacher Wu?" ”
"It's me, who are you?" Wu Gang asked suspiciously.
"That's great, Mr. Wu. I was an inconspicuous student in the third class you taught, and I asked many people and finally found your WeChat ID. The more the girl spoke, the more excited she became, and she cheered, "Teacher Wu, I'm ...... I adore you. Every time I go to PE class, I go early, just to see you. ”
In the following time, Wu Gang felt as if he was in a dream, and his whole body floated up to the clouds.
A good-looking schoolgirl turned out to be her fan?
Wu Gang no longer had any superfluous reactions, and only felt that his male hormone secretion was getting faster and faster.
"Teacher Wu, I think you are the most handsome teacher in the whole school, you are not only innovative and humorous in your teaching methods, but also honest and resolute, I really admire you."
"Teacher Wu, I am watching you every time I go to class, and your action of running and jumping with the team is really fascinating!"
As the chat deepened, the female classmate opposite became more and more enthusiastic.
Of course, Wu Gang also suspected that this might be someone else's prank.
Therefore, when Wu Gang was talking about emotion, he said at the right time: "Classmate, can we chat?" ”
At this time, Lei Blade, who was on the other side of the phone, had no choice but to turn his attention to Su Biyu for help, and pleaded, "Teacher Su, it's up to you." ”
Su Biyu nodded, pinched her neck with her little hand and said softly, "Teacher Wu, is that so?" ”
Who said that Mr. Su wouldn't be coquettish and hook up with people?
Listen, the sound was so sweet that it almost drove Thunderblade crazy.
Lei Jian promised that whoever said that Mr. Su would not hook up with anyone in the future, he would be in a hurry with whomever he wanted.
Wu Gang decisively hit the other end of the phone, and after confirming that the other party was a real girl, he was immediately overjoyed and chatted with the other party more enthusiastically.
Lei Jian saw the move, and chatted with Wu Gang enthusiastically, but Su Biyu's side entered the country slowly.
Compared to Wu Gang, his uncle Wu Dao is not only more shrewd, but also a family person, so he is much more cautious in this regard.
Su Biyu pretended to be a female student who was in the same school as Wudao back then. But he doesn't hook up with people very well, so the chat between the two has always been salty and light.
Seeing that Su Biyu's side was not improving, Lei Jian was thinking about whether to ask Su Biyu to open up a little and talk about something exciting to break the routine of dialogue.
It's just that I didn't expect that Wudao on the other end of the phone sent a message inviting Su Biyu to drink coffee first, saying that she was going to relax.
"I didn't expect this thing to be really sullen, you chatted so lightly, but it made him believe in you more!" Thunder Blade said to Su Biyu with a smile.
"So what's next?" Su Biyu asked.
"Of course I hooked them up and went to the hotel." Lei Blade thought for a long time, and then said to Su Biyu, "You said that it is too late at this time, you will not be able to sleep after drinking coffee, it is better to find a place to chat." Anyway, it's easy for you guys to seduce men! ”
"You think it's simple, I'm really... I won't! Su Biyu explained with a red face.
It's just that the whole office didn't dare to light the lights, and the ruddy on Su Biyu's face couldn't be seen.
"I'm grass, I'm so perverted! He...... I want to listen to the moaning! If Wu Gang was in front of him, Lei Blade really wanted to slap him a few times, "This is too prodigal, and he wants to listen to my moans." ”
"What then?" Su Biyu asked.
"Of course, this can only depend on you, you can't really let me call a man over the phone, right?" Lei Jian looked at Su Biyu and said bitterly, "It's just a moan, and it won't drop a piece of meat." Teacher Su, come on! ”
"I really won't!" Su Biyu hurriedly put aside her words, and said in her heart, I haven't made that kind of embarrassing sound.
"Didn't you?" Thunderblade scratched his head and asked, "You haven't had a time with your boyfriend?" ”
"I don't have a boyfriend right now!" Su Biyu explained.
"What about before, when you rolled the sheets with your ex-boyfriend?"
"You...... Why do you ask such a thing? I said no, then definitely not. Su Biyu snorted in shame.
"What can I do? If we can't call it out, we will definitely have to show our stuffing, and all our efforts will be wasted. However, it is too late to say anything. Thunder Blade frowned and asked Su Biyu, "Why don't you try it?" ”
Lei Jian handed the phone to Su Biyu and said solemnly, "Don't let us only get Wu Gang and his uncle when the time comes, and we don't get him, and he will find out when the time comes, it's you who is disgusting!" ”
"This ......" Su Biyu hesitated, and regretted agreeing to Thunder Blade a little in her heart.
Su Biyu Celestial and Human fought for a while, and finally mustered up the courage to take the mobile phone and asked at Thunder Blade, "What should I do?" ”
"It's just groaning!" Thunderblade said.
"But I don't at all."
"Then you try first."
"Hmm!"
Su Biyu had an impassioned feeling, took a deep breath, then suppressed her voice, and hummed: "Ah! ”
Lei Jian hurriedly shook his head and said, "Eldest sister, are you really moaning?" This is simply the sound of squatting in the toilet and not being able to pull it out. ”
"So what should I do? I don't know at all! Su Biyu said with annoyance.
At the same time that Su Biyu was annoyed, Wu Gang sent another message, urging them to hurry up and come one, otherwise he would go to rest.
Things are getting more and more anxious!
Is this bureau really going to be yellow?
Thunderblade is so unwilling!
Su Biyu saw Lei Blade's anxious appearance, her heart softened, and she said lightly: "Or, I'll try again?" ”
"Hmm!" Thunderblade nodded.
Su Biyu held her breath again this time, tried to exhale it as relaxed as possible, and murmured softly: "Ah......"
"Still not right." Thunder Blade hurriedly waved his hand.
This time, although it is a little better than the previous two, it is not a moan, at most it can only be called a light moan, and there is no such hormonal pleasure in it!
At least, it's not hard under the thunder blade!
"If only Sister Su were here." Lei Blade said casually, but unexpectedly, it aroused Su Biyu's competitive heart.
Since she was a child, Su Biyu felt that no matter what she did, she would be pressed by Su Biluo, which made her extremely depressed, and she always felt that she was living in the shadow of Su Biluo.
And now?
Even moaning and moaning, he is not as good as Su Biluo, not to mention how depressed Su Biyu is in her heart.
No way!
I must not give up.
Su Biyu clenched her fists and said to Thunder Blade: "Thunder Blade, you say, how do you moan to lure Wu Gang out." ”
Lei Jian looked at Su Biyu, who was resurrected with full blood, in surprise, pondered for a moment, and suddenly said with an idea: "Teacher Su, didn't you say that you wouldn't?" Look at me! ”
"Do you have a way?" Su Biyu asked in surprise.
"Wait, I'll be back in a minute!" Thunderblade said, standing up.