I look forward to a whole fish feast at home
"Jia Baoyu" rushed back with a fish basket, the rain was big, and he happened to have a damp heart, a perfect match! In addition to the strange things that happened just now, there are also you and me who are full of minds, and the seven characters are homophonic, which is very disturbing!
He hurried alone in the long, long and lonely rain alley, unconsciously arrived in front of the courtyard gate, the gate suddenly opened, "obedient" holding an oil-paper umbrella Tingting stood at the door, "Jia Baoyu" saw that her eyebrows were not painted but condensed, her lips were still pandan, her eyes were affectionate, the corners of her mouth were smiling, and under the gentle and tactful umbrella, all kinds of customs were bathed in the rain, and unconsciously the troubles just now dissipated. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
She smiled and pulled "Jia Baoyu" by the arm into the courtyard, collected the umbrella under the eaves, and went into the house to pick up the dry hand towel prepared for him on the back of the chair.
"Jia Baoyu" put the fish basket at the door, and the "obedient girl" took a towel to wipe the water on his face.
"Jia Baoyu" smiled happily and asked for a handkerchief, sniffed it on her shoulder sleeve, and asked him what he meant with a puzzled smile.
He wiped himself and said, "I'll do it myself, don't get you wet." This rain makes you even more charming! With the same color and fragrance as cloves, I really met a girl who was like a lilac and made people happy. It's raining out there, it's cold, you're not okay, close the door! ”
"Good girl" bit her lip and said with a smile: "I can't take a bath these days, and I still have a big oily head, a person who is fast and rancid, but I let you smell the smell of cloves, I know it's a lie, but I ...... it."
Before he finished speaking, he heard someone knocking on the courtyard door again, thinking that it might be that "the cave house is undefeated" has arrived. "Jia Baoyu" ran out to open the door, and "Good Girl" gently opened the lid of the fish basket with one hand. opened the door, proving that he guessed correctly, but he guessed less, and there were "beautiful and ugly" people.
"Beautiful and ugly" asked with concern: "Why is my brother wet like this?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" let them in the door, and said with a smile: "'Nannan' wants to eat fish, I went fishing, and I just got home!" It's big in a moment!"
"Beautiful and ugly" looked at the "undefeated cave house" and shouted: "Learn more from our brothers in the future, look at other people, this is called a warm man!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" smiled, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Look at what my sister said, I am a short and poor man, at most it is floor heating, and my brother is a central air conditioner!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" said with a smile: "Why is the floor heating blocking the door, and the central air conditioning is not welcome?" It's not been a few days before I become a wife! ”
"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly gave way and said, "Sister please, brother please." As soon as I closed the door, I heard a loud "ah" from "Good Girl", thinking that she had fallen, and ran over quickly. "Beautiful and ugly" and "undefeated in the cave house" then walked into the house and collected the oilpaper umbrella, only to know that it was a false alarm. "Beautiful and ugly" pointed to the pearl in the hand of "good girl" and asked, "Husband, have you ever seen such a big one?" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" shook his head and said: "It is also a great creation to be able to get a few taels of big pearls from fishing, I really admire it!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" squeaked and said: "Actually, this fish was given by someone else, and this big pearl was exchanged for a soft-shelled turtle with the old fisherman!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" asked eagerly: "Which old fisherman?" ”
"The one by the river on the southern outskirts of Crescent City! How? ”
"The cave house is undefeated" laughed and said: "Brother is really shit luck, there are more big pearls, this is a phantom pearl, top quality." All broken weapons, armor, and accessories can be repaired in perfect condition by adding such pearl powder during the repair process! You have to put it away! ”
"Good girl" handed the big pearl to "Jia Baoyu", he held the pearl and looked up and down left and right for a while, and said, "Brother and sister-in-law, do you have anything to repair?" If not, let the '囡囡' be put away first. ”
"Beautiful and ugly" smiled and took out a bag of things and handed it to the "good girl", and said: "Brother take it first, if we have valuables to repair, we will look for you, I heard my husband say that when he came in the morning, he saw his little sister taking medicine, and thought it was sick." I came to take a look and brought her a few human-shaped wild ginseng. ”
"Good girl" happily took the bag of wild ginseng and took the pearl. said with a smile: "Thank you brother and sister for your concern, it's been much better these days." ”
"The cave house is undefeated" said with a smile: "Little sister, my brother is okay, in order to fish for you, he has become a soup chicken!" Half of the recovery is due to my brother, we want to drink two sips, you go get some food! ”
"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly said: "Brother, sister sit down first, I will change into this wet clothes and cook!" ”
At this time, the "good girl" hurriedly pulled the Tsubaki square table in the hall from the high leg bar a few times outward.
"The cave house is undefeated" smiled and said that his wife was strict, moved the chair and sat in the hall with the "beautiful ugly", and the "beautiful ugly" muttered: "You think this is your house, let me go get some food, why do you talk to my little sister like this?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" just poured two hot teas, and said with a smile: "It's not as complicated as my sister-in-law thinks, it's the same as my own family, it's not in the way to say anything, brother, sister-in-law drink tea!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" sniffed it, tasted it, and said, "What kind of tea?" It smells so good! Also slightly sweet. ”
"Beauty and Ugliness" also tasted it, took the hand of "Good Girl" and pulled her to her side, and asked in a low voice: "Is it Yimu jujube tea?" ”
"Good girl" ran to the kitchen to take a look, then ran back to "Beauty and Ugly", and replied in a low voice: "I'm sorry, sister." Mistaken, this is my medicinal tea! ”
"The cave house is undefeated" took a few sips and said: "Wife, let my little sister teach you the secret recipe in a while, and we can drink good tea every day when we go home!" ”
The "beautiful and ugly" glanced at him, smiled at each other with the "good girl", and whispered: "I also drank it when I had a miscarriage...... When I was young, it was difficult to maintain my life, and I was sick when I was old. My sister has a good rest, and I'll cook in a while! "Good girl" thought that she might have misunderstood, so she explained a few words in a whisper.
"Undefeated in the Cave House" had already drunk a small cup of tea, and looked at the "beautiful and ugly" and "obedient" talking in a whisper and asked, "What are you two muttering?" ”
"Beautiful and ugly" said strangely: "Drink your tea, worry about it!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" said with an innocent face: "What? The tea is gone, and you still want me to eat the tea bowl? ”
"Beautiful and ugly" said angrily: "I have two couplets, you want to drink tea and find them in the kitchen." ”
"The cave house is undefeated" muttered: "As far as your level of sitting at home is still a couplet, you don't even dare to speak loudly, it must be a pair who is not elegant!" ”
"Good girl" was afraid that he would be really annoyed when he talked about it, and remembered the couplet he gave to "Jia Baoyu" in the morning and said: "Brother, it's not that I don't want to tell you, it's that I'm afraid that if I say it, you won't be able to say it and lose your face!" If you have to know, then I can say, 'smoke along the eaves of the smoke swallow eye'. "The cave house is undefeated" Hearing her say this, he lowered his head at that time, he was thinking, and his mouth kept saying: "Seven characters with the same sound, seven words with the same sound." "Beauty and ugliness" was silent, but I didn't expect a lie I said casually to lead to a difficult uplink.
"Jia Baoyu" came out after changing his clothes, and saw that the three of them were silent. He said, "What! So quiet? Are you all stupid? petrified the same. ”
A hint of pride flashed in the corner of her eyes, and she looked at "Jia Baoyu" and smiled: "I'll say that Shanglian, that's all." ”
"Beauty and Ugly" glanced at him and said, "You talk, I'll go and cook, the whole fish feast, right?"
"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly stopped the "beautiful and ugly" who had just gotten up from the chair and said, "My sister-in-law is a guest, just rest." I don't have that many varieties here, not enough for you to make a whole fish feast! ”
"Good girl" said to "Jia Baoyu": "You can chat with your brother, isn't he looking for you to have something!" I'll give my sister a start, and I'll learn how to do it. ”
"Beauty and Ugly" opened the fish basket and looked at it, and said, "This fish has a full variety of species, let you taste my craft." After speaking, she carried the fish basket into the kitchen, and "Jia Baoyu" and "Good Girl" hurriedly followed. "Beautiful and ugly" rummaged through the kitchen and walked back to the hall, and saw that "Cave House Undefeated" was sitting on a chair napping and pretended to call gently: "Husband, husband!" Seeing that "the cave house is undefeated" ignores her, she shouted loudly: "My husband is pretending to be a dead pig again!" Then we won't cook anymore, go down to the restaurant, you sleep slowly, and drink some northwest wind when you wake up. Little sister, let's go ......."
"The cave room is undefeated" A clever man jumped up from his chair and said loudly: "If your wife has any orders, just say it, don't beat it around!" When it is gentle, it will call people again. ”
"Beauty and Ugly" walked into the kitchen and shouted outside, "You go buy something!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" asked: "Sister, what is not lacking here, what else to buy?" ”
"Good girl" also immediately said: "Yes, it's raining so hard outside now." ”
"You guys are all basic seasonings, you must make all the ingredients for fish, it's okay, this little rain can't stop him." She shouted outside again: "Husband, remember! White pepper, dried red pepper, purple garlic, black fungus, cumin, old rice wine, cinnamon, fresh lettuce, wild shiitake mushroom, tender leek, fine yam, wide vermicelli, tangerine peel, Chuanxiong, angelica, angelica, astragalus each should also be half a tael. ”
After she finished speaking, she heard "Cave House Undefeated" said outside: "I know that it's not good for you to call me, it's raining so hard!" He heard his wife slapping him again, so he held up an umbrella and said, "Good, good, good." I'll go now, the carp has an earthy smell, it's best to braise it, or it's sweet and sour, and the fishy tendons are removed first! ”
"Beauty and ugliness" agreed loudly: "Go quickly, and use you to teach me how to do it, the one with low eyes!" Alas, buy another old hen. "The cave house is undefeated" while saying, "Good, good." While walking outside, when I got out of the small courtyard, I thought to myself that they couldn't hear what the rain was saying so loudly! shouted at the yard: "Okay, there are fish to eat, and rain, it's good to have a wife, and it's great to have a wife!?" ”
After the "undefeated cave house" left, "Beauty and Ugly" and "Jia Baoyu" began to kill fish, and "Good Girl" saw that the silver candlestick in the kitchen was not bright enough, so he moved a curved neck palace lamp in, and then stood by the lamp for a while and watched that there was nothing to do, thinking that people say that women are made of water, but now they can't even touch the water, and they can't help but sigh. "Jia Baoyu" smiled and said, "You go and lie down for a while, and then get up when you eat!" ”
"Beauty and ugliness" guessed her thoughts, and hurriedly said: "Women are the most beautiful when they are diligent." My sister is a virtuous person, but she can't be too idle, and she won't be able to do anything after a long time! Rest for a while, you come over to learn while I'm cooking fish, and help pass on a dish! ”
"Good girl" said happily, "Sleep and eat, eat and sleep to become a generalissimo, or my sister is thoughtful, I don't want to be a marshal of Tianpeng!" So he moved into a square stool and sat down in the kitchen.
As soon as they had finished killing the fish, they heard the door pushing, and then they heard the "good girl" say, "Brother, come back so soon!" "Hurry up and take the umbrella and put it under the windowsill." The cave house is undefeated" responded: "My wife has an explanation, who dares not to run fast?" With that, he plunged headlong into the kitchen.
"Beauty and Ugly" saw him come in and pick up something, and praised: "This time you didn't get dizzy, the things you bought were just right." I haven't talked about you in vain these days! ”
"The cave house is undefeated" smiled and said, "Yes, this time my wife doesn't blame me for buying too much." Where to buy things when it's so big, only the pharmacy is open, and it's all sent by the boss! The old hen didn't, gave a big! ”
The "beautiful and ugly" said with joy: "Okay, you can talk to your brother, wait to eat the fish!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" quickly kissed her on the face, and said with a smile: "Just wait for my wife's words, brother, I have something to tell you!" ”
As soon as the two of them walked out of the kitchen, the "good girl" walked in with a notebook and a pen. "Jia Baoyu" looked at the strange eyes of "Undefeated in the Cave House" and explained: "She is going to learn to make fish with her sister, the paper and pen are ready, have sincerity!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" nodded and smiled: "My wife hasn't come out yet, so I want to start as a teacher from somewhere else!" Haha, I think of my uncle, who learned Chinese as a foreign language, after watching the video of the competition, guess so? The development route of the prince of Demacia alone is remembered for several pages. Hehe, my sister is not only smart and clever, but she has a hot connection, and now she has a book, which shows that she is also a serious and hard-working person. ”
"Good girl" smiled: "Brother, don't say that, I'm stupid, I'm afraid I'll remember wrong." Hee-hee, in fact, I don't know what's wrong with the next link. ”
"Jia Baoyu" was also busy saying: "'There is a precedence in hearing the Tao, and there is a specialization in the art industry. 'My sister can make fish and is willing to teach, our brothers want to go down!' ”
"Beauty and Ugliness" also smiled and said: "Your brother loves to shake the pot the most, and he doesn't complain about his sleeves." Go, go farther, don't think of the next couplet for a while, and blame the sound of pots and pans disturbing you! ”
"Jia Baoyu" said with a smile: "Look at my sister's method of killing fish 666, we will sit and wait for the fragrance!" Pulled the "cave house undefeated" back to the hall.
As soon as "Cave House Undefeated" sat down, seeing that "Jia Baoyu" wanted to make tea, he hurriedly said: "Brother sit, let's drink the bar for a while!" I have something to ask you. ”
"Jia Baoyu" sat down next to him and sneezed.
"Undefeated in the Cave House" asked, "Have you been to the gang these days, brother?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" shook his head and said with a look of embarrassment: "I haven't been there." My martial arts skills are too low to be a good helper. Didn't you say there weren't many people in the gang? Besides, I don't have any money, and I'm tired of trying to earn money from my master. ”
"The cave house is undefeated" with his helpless expression, and said with a smile: "Heroes are not afraid of low background, what is the difference in martial arts!" In the future, you are the strongest, you have to have faith! The gang doesn't have many people now, because when I was the gang leader, the gang was not open to the public, and it didn't recruit anyone at all! I have long thought of the fact that there is no money. In fact, there are many ways to make money, but the most suitable thing for you now is to go to the gang to sell goods, and the gang funds increase, and you also have dividends. That way, you can not only earn money, but also improve your cultivation experience, and also increase your gang development funds. It can be said that it kills three birds with one stone, as for the skills of the sect, if you have money and experience, you can learn again, what do you think? ”
"Jia Baoyu" didn't understand much, hesitated for a moment and said: "My brother is from here, and what he is pointing out must be a shortcut, but I don't know how to deliver commercial goods?" ”
"This is easy to do, tomorrow I will call three more people, you are the gang leader, you can approve them to join the gang, give the four of us a position as a gang merchant, we will take you to deliver the merchant goods together, and you will be able to buy and sell a few deals!" In fact, it is to dump the goods and make the difference. ”
Jia Baoyu smiled: "This is the best, who is my brother looking for?" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" thought about it and smiled: "I haven't thought about it yet, I'm going to find all the old rivers and lakes who do this business, and each one will make more money than the other." Maybe a few of us will run together for a few days, and your little gang will be on fire! ”
"Jia Baoyu" asked: "My brother used to say 'the tree is a big wind', how can people not be afraid of being famous and pigs not afraid of being strong?" ”
"It's a different situation, you have to be careful if you have a baby! But the gang is still strong, I'm going to knock the mountain and shake the tiger! "The cave house is undefeated" saw that he was confused, so he continued: "Do you remember the 'Pianpian Laugher' who competed with me that day? As a super-first-class master, he is just a pawn of others, and he wants to test my strength. If I can't beat him, then the boss hiding behind the scenes will have the next move. It smells so good! I'll go to the kitchen and talk to you later. ”
"Undefeated in the Cave House" came out of the kitchen with a look of intoxication, and analyzed the situation in the rivers and lakes with "Jia Baoyu". Finally, he asked, "How did I talk and analyze?" ”
Jia Baoyu replied seriously: "My brother's analysis is really good, but I don't understand a lot." ”
"The cave house is undefeated" laughed, and said: "You still have little experience in the rivers and lakes, and it is unlikely that many of the past events I said will make you understand at once." Then I ask you, do you understand who the enemy is? ”
"Jia Baoyu" scratched his head, and said uncertainly: "It seems that it is the person of the 'Blood Drinking Pavilion', and it seems that there are other actual controllers......"
"The cave house is undefeated" then asked: "What have I said, do you remember a single thing!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" said with a sad face: "My brother talks too much, how can I remember!" I only knew that I had to learn to deliver goods, both practiced and made money, and developed a gang. ”
"The cave house is undefeated" laughed, stood up and said: "The high realm of dealing with people!" Respond to all changes with the same, don't panic in case of big events, this is the effect you want! Don't talk big, start small, how many people are there in the world? It's really rare for a brother to see the essence through the phenomenon! As long as you deliver goods well, practice to earn money, and have super high skills and a powerful gang, any kind of enemy is just your motivation to move forward. I read the wrong person, hahaha! ”
"Jia Baoyu" really didn't listen carefully to the big things he said about looking back on the past, cherishing the present, and looking forward to the future. He was thinking about the matter between himself and "Charming Eyes" and "Good Girl", in his opinion, this is the big thing, the biggest thing! He wanted to tell "Cave House Undefeated" that he really didn't pay attention to what he said, but he couldn't bear it. My brother said so many things that valued him, he wanted to say that he had been thinking about his own affairs, and he was too selfish, and he was too sorry for "the cave house is undefeated"! Just when I was speechless, I saw the "good girl" walking out with a smile and a dish! put it on the square table that had been set up earlier, and said to "Jia Baoyu" with a smile: "'Fried eel with lettuce' and 'Vinegar stewed whitebait' are here!" Why are you still stunned? Pour wine for my brother! ”
"Jia Baoyu" poured wine, and "beautiful and ugly" passed the food again, and as soon as she put "Undefeated in the Cave House" on the table, she broke off a crab leg, crushed it with her hands, and squeezed out the meat to eat. "Beauty and Ugly" slapped him lightly, and said strangely: "The dishes haven't been served yet, you are as greedy as a cat!" It's not as delicious as autumn crab, right? ”
"Jia Baoyu" also smiled and said: "There are no outsiders, sister, don't blame him, let's talk about what this dish is called?" "Hehe, this is called 'Spicy River Crab', and that plate is 'Yellow Braised Crucian Carp', but I didn't buy an old hen."
As he was talking, "Good girl" passed the dish up again, and said with a smile: "This is 'fungus fish balls' and 'fresh fish drenched in oil' are made of grass carp!" And what, wait. ”
The two of them went to the kitchen again, and when they came out, they said with a smile: "The pot that my sister served was 'Sichuan Xiong and Angelica Stewed Silver Fish Head', and the plate I served was 'Crispy Loach'!" ”
"Dongfang is undefeated" said with a smile: "I guess the next dish must be 'sweet and sour carp'!" ”
"Beautiful and ugly" smiled and didn't speak, and "obedient" said: "Sister just can't guess it, you will know when you bring it out!" ”
As soon as the dish came out, "Dongfang Undefeated" shouted: "Wife, I don't blame you for making a 'yellow stewed crucian carp soup', but you can't change my 'sweet and sour carp' to 'carp soup'!" ”
"Beautiful and ugly" said impatiently: "If you have to eat, eat it, isn't it better than the northwest wind?" Eventful! I want to eat in the United States. ”
"Good girl" said embarrassedly: "It was originally going to be made for my brother, but this carp is only one, and my sister must make soup to make soup." ”
"The cave house is undefeated" whispered: "Isn't there crucian carp soup?" Okay, let me go shopping in the rain, and the corners of my pants haven't dried yet! ”
"Good girl" saw that the "beautiful woman and ugly" wanted to speak, so she preemptively said: "My sister is uncomfortable, I must stew it into soup for me to drink, and next time I will invite my brother to eat authentic Kaifeng 'carp baked noodles'." ”
"Jia Baoyu" moved the chair and said with a smile: "Let my sister be busy for a while, my sister is tired, sit down and eat, my saliva is about to flow out." You fish, rain, but you think of the next thing! Quick, let's talk while eating. ”
Everyone sat down, and "Jia Baoyu" proposed that everyone have two glasses first, and then saluted his brother and sister-in-law. With chopsticks, "Undefeated in the Cave House" put a piece of loach in his mouth, and said "um": "The taste is not bad!" What is the next link that the brother thinks? ”
"Jia Baoyu" sandwiched a fish ball for the "beautiful and ugly" and said: "Just now, I couldn't catch a fish and wanted to buy a net, but the old fisherman said---- old man has no nets and has nets." When I saw it, it really looked like such a heavy rain on the surface of the river. It's just that the rain nets didn't catch the frolicking fish, and they all fell on me, a stupid man without an umbrella. Therefore, the lower link of "smoke along the eaves of smoke swallow eyes" can be on "rain wants to fish and rain in the rest"! ”
After hearing this, "Beauty and Ugliness" said with a smile: "Brother is really right, my sister just likes smart people like you." Pity my husband, who didn't eat the 'sweet and sour carp', blows the cows in front of me every day. At the critical moment, he is still a brother, and one can top him n! Come, eat more vegetables, and whatever your brother wants to eat in the future, my sister will cook it for you. ”
"Good girl" looked at "Jia Baoyu" affectionately, chewed the fish balls he had just clipped, and squeaked: "Sister's sugar content is really high, at least more than three '+' numbers!" , be careful that my brother is really jealous! ”
"Beauty and Ugly" raised her wine glass, stared at "Undefeated in the Cave House" and said loudly: "He dare?!" Come for fun, do it! The crowd laughed.
"Good girl" also raised the soup bowl and took a small spoonful of 'Angelica carp soup' and said, "Dry! ”
Everyone put down the cups and bowls, "Jia Baoyu" said with a smile: "Actually, this Lian'er is not good, and it can also be changed to 'rain in the entertainment of fish and foolishness'." Let's think again! It's good to be jealous, it can soften the blood vessels, and next time I will definitely invite my brother to eat 'sweet and sour carp'. ”
"The cave house is undefeated" pouted and said: "Three '+' numbers can still make me eat diabetes!" Everyone laughed again.
"Beauty and Ugly" poured herself a drink, and said leisurely: "You have diabetes, it's better to lie at home every day!" You accompany me every day, and I accompany you every day. ”
"The cave house is undefeated" pretended to be very moved and said: "Brother, do you see it, this is true love!" Get me a wet towel, I'll have to hide and cry for a while. ”
"Good girl" smiled: "Then he can accompany you to recite poems every day, hey, the poems related to Yue'er last time haven't been finished yet!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" glanced out the window and sighed: "This rain is really strong, how can there be a moon!?" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" drank a lot of wine and said: "You can't sing the poem of the bright moon, but you can sing the chapter of the fairy!" ”
"Good girl" clapped his hands and said: "Then my brother will come and sing a song, 'Gui Yi Xi Lan oar, hit the sky and trace the streamer.'" Slim in the arms, 'look at the beautiful girl on the table. ”
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