"For the Heavenly Thief" picked up the shrimp noodle roll and smeared it with beluga caviar and chewed it, and said loudly: "Amitabha! I think that although I didn't have your master's blood adding skills back then, I charged cheaply when I helped others kill the task, and Tong Su was not bullied. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Beauty and Ugly" raised her wine glass and said with a smile: "'Rubbing the bath', don't blow it, who doesn't know how many buns will be eaten in the stomach!" When I first met you, we negotiated the price, contracted the task, and guaranteed me not to die, how many times did you say you killed me? ”

"For the thief" hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" I didn't mean to hurt you, and besides, I will accompany you for money, so I won't blow it. Don't talk about it thoroughly, drink! ”

Everyone remembered the joyful past of the past, drank another glass, tasted the new king crab and king crab, and laughed.

"The cave house is undefeated" smiled with a smile: "I team up to do tasks together, just count the 'old wolf' interesting, when killing monsters is like wearing skateboard shoes, the operation is lewd, coquettish, step by step like minions, like the pace of the devil." When he killed the boss, he shouted, 'Brother Xinchun, get eternal life!' The more you fight, the more courageous you become! ”

Everyone recalled the appearance of the "Legend of the Wolf Warrior" when they killed the monster, and laughed heartily again. Although "Jia Baoyu" had never experienced it, he could imagine such a scene and laughed, only "Good Girl" looked confused and asked: "Today, there is a guy in our team called 'Good is a cat' who also said this, what do you mean!" ”

"For the Skywalkers" explained: "Hehe, spoof. Does my sister know WOW? Anyone who has played Warcraft should know that there was once an assassin named 'Brother Chun'. When teaming up to kill the boss, 'Brother Chun' wore a Dark Moon Void Card, and after he died, he relied on the Dark Moon Void Card to resurrect with full blood and buffs, and continued to beat the boss! Then the boss called the name of 'Brother Chun' again, and locked 'Brother Chun' to beat him violently. But 'Brother Chun' persevered and resurrected again with full blood and buff, and so on again and again, 'Brother Chun' attacked Tao Yuanming of the boss, and the boss finally couldn't hold on and fell. According to post-war statistics, Brother Chun ranks first in causing damage to the boss! After this battle, the name of Chun Gewei was widely spread in the WOW community and became a celebrity in Baidu WOW Bar. When everyone teams up to kill the boss, they can't help but shout 'Brother Chun'. Even in the face of death, you can calmly shout, 'Brother Xinchun, get eternal life!' ’”

"For the Heavenly Thief" danced and said, the shopkeeper passed the dishes to the table one after another, and the "beautiful and ugly" listened to him and sighed: "Look at your excited appearance, you can still jump compared to when this Aolong was alive!" I've heard this sentence for a long time, and I've seen spoof photos, but I don't know the origin! I see. ”

"Good girl" smiled and raised her wine glass, and said, "I have seen it for a long time, brother and sister, cheers!" ”

Putting down the wine glass, "Cave House Undefeated" laughed and said: "There is also a Chun brother joke, it's just too long, haha!" ”

Jia Baoyu said with a smile: "Drink and chat, brother, let's talk!" ”

"Good girl" also hurriedly said: "Brother, let's talk!" ”

Everyone looked at "the cave house is undefeated", and he finally spoke

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Anyway, on that day, Brother Chun, Brother Zeng, and Brother Yajie came to the KTV upstairs of the four masters of Zhongnan and chose a VIP room to sit down.

Brother Chun sat in the center of the couch, Brother Yajie moved a leather stool and sat across the big coffee table, and Brother Zeng sat in front of the screen and sang a song.

The waiter came in and bowed deeply and said, "Welcome." When he looked up, he recognized that it was Brother Chun, so he said, "Brother Chun, how many hours?" ”

Brother Chun said: "Let's come for four hours first." ”

While plugging in the microphone, turning on the stereo and air conditioning, he asked again: "Big official, how many accompaniments do you want?" ”

Brother Chun said: "Ask what! But yes, just call and pay you back! This guy only cares about making noise! The waiter went down, and then a group of little girls with white faces and black necks came up, and the songs were not divided into Chinese and foreign, and they only cared about ordering hundreds of songs.

The three of them sang to a few songs, were talking some gossip, competing some singing, and said that they could enter the port, only to hear someone choking and crying in the private room next door.

Brother Chun was anxious, so he threw all the microphones on the floor.

When the waiter heard this, he hurriedly came up to take a look, and saw that Brother Chun angrily drove away the little sister who accompanied the singer. The waiter copied his hand and said, "The big official wants something, and he orders it to be sold." ”

Brother Chun said: "What do you want from the Sprinkle family!" You also have to know the Sprinkler family! But who do you teach to squeak and cry in the private room of the partition and stir up the brothers to sing? Sprinkle the family beard has never lost your electricity money! ”

The waiter said: "The big officials are angry. How dare the villain teach people to cry and disturb the big officials to sing? This crying is a guy who is a miscellaneous man in the store, and he is in the bag room next door, and he doesn't know that the officials are singing here, and he cried for a while. ”

Brother Chun said: "But it's weird! You and I have called him. "The waiter called.

After a while, I saw a man in his thirties or forties, about 2.26 meters tall, holding a basketball in his hand, and came to the front. Looking at the big man, although he was not very decadent, he also had a somewhat depressed color, wiped his tears, and bowed deeply three times to the front.

Brother Chun asked, "Where are you?" Why are you crying? ”

The big man said: "The big officials don't know, let me tell you." The small one is the Shanghai Xuhui people, who came to Changsha to join the coach and did not want to move to Nanjing, so they lived here. There is a singer here, called the "popular king" Wu Daguanren, because he saw the small figure and burly, so he pulled hard, and stepped on the fire ladder to compare the height with the small one. Who wants to write a document of 3,000 yuan, with real money and real deeds, compared to the tall. I also invited dozens of media, stuffed money one by one, and changed the information on my Baidu Encyclopedia. In less than three days, his agent was so profitable, he found a group of people to beat up the small one, and he didn't want to talk nonsense, and he asked for a hush money of 3,000 yuan. I didn't get a point from him at the beginning, but now I'm begging for money to pay him back? I didn't care about it, I was sent here to clean up in the KTV bag, but I got this money every day, and I will return most of it to him, leaving only some food money. In the past two days, he has been sweeping pornography and cracking down on illegal activities, and the wheat batons are scarce, violating his money limit, and he is afraid that he will be ashamed when he comes to beg for it. When I remembered this suffering, I had nowhere to tell it, so I wept. I don't want to offend the big officials by mistake, I hope to beg for forgiveness and raise my noble hand! ”

Brother Chun asked again, "What's your last name?" Resting in that inn? Where does that 'popular king' Wu Daguan live? ”

The man replied: "The little one's surname is small, and he is called a giant, and the Wuda official is the Wuda who sells cooking cakes at the gate of the toilet table here, and is nicknamed the 'King of Popularity'." The small one only had two beds in the KTV staff dormitory. ”

Brother Chun listened and said, "Phew! I know that martial arts official, but it turned out to be a martial arts officer who sells cooking cakes! This pickled talent was entrusted to the toilet satellite TV to be a talent singer, but it turned out to be such a bully! ”

looked back at Brother Zeng and Brother Yajie and said, "You two are here, and you will come when the Sprinkle family goes to kill that guy!" Brother Zeng and Brother Yajie hugged and persuaded: "Brother is angry, but he will pay attention to it tomorrow." "Two, three, five times, persuaded him to stay.

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