"What a place where birds and flowers are singing?" As soon as Gongsun Zetian entered the courtyard, he was attracted by the spring color of the garden. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oops, which bastard kicked me? I want to ......" Gongsun Zetian covered his buttocks and shouted without looking back.

"It's me 'bastard', what are you going to do?" Before Gongsun Zetian finished speaking, a majestic voice remembered from behind, making Gongsun Zetian's stomach angry and immediately disappear into the air.

"I really envy you as my father!" Gongsun Zetian muttered quietly.

"If it's hurt, I'll see" I saw a woman's superself rushing over, and the sound did not reach, but the person arrived first. Then he said distressedly: "Look at the multiple footprints on your good buttocks, does it hurt to kick?" ”

"'Ass'? That's obviously whether the pants are good or not. Do you see through the eyes? You try to kick one in the ass through your pants? ”

"Hey, don't pick your pants, I'm fine, I'm fine." Gongsun Zetian simply fell into an infinite collapse.

"Son, the injury is just right, you are so cruel to him, don't you want us two anymore, I know you are tired of my old pearl yellow, you ......" glanced at her son's buttocks, and the mother immediately turned into a big lioness and 'sprayed' towards his father.

Gongsun Zetian was stunned for a moment, this is my mother or a monster. Also, I really didn't see that this mother was also a master, just look at the speed that rushed over, tsk, I am not one of the ten now.

"Ahem" saw the third brother's doubts, and the eldest brother explained: "Although my mother has learned some martial arts to strengthen her body and fitness, she is all a bit of a fist and embroidered legs. ”

"Flower fist embroidered legs?" , Gongsun Zetian had a big mouth, looking at the eldest brother's shy cheeks, and the eldest brother's eyes were erratic.

"Virtuous and virtuous?" Seeing that the mother was about to pounce on the father and wave her claws.

Well, don't blame the world for changing fast, just blame my brain for being too slow.

Gongsun Zetian has to admit that this mother is very touched and warm, this is home, right? Tens of thousands of years of cultivation and nearly 100 generations of travel made Gongsun Zetian suddenly feel like he wanted to have a home.

Home, warmth, joy, laughter, fatherly kindness, maternal love, brotherhood. Is this your own home? Gongsun couldn't believe it for a while, and he was afraid that the time-traveling curse would take him away again, so that he could be forcibly deprived of that rare feeling of home. For the first time, he was not bored by the sad way of crossing, but because of the feeling of fear that left and lost.

The once high emperor has also begun to yearn for 'love'.

After finishing the fun, he entered his study with his brothers and his father, while his mother went back to the dormitory to arrange for her son, who was about to go to the family's secret realm, to prepare items and clothes.

"Do you know the legend of the family's secret realm?" Father took a sip of tea and spoke slowly.

...... shook his head.

"Do you know why the Great Elder punished you and we didn't object?" The father looked at Gongsun Zetian and continued.

"......" continued to shake his head.

"Do you know what's in the family's secret realm?" My father's smile widened.

...... "You mean, head, head shake...... A little dizzy.

"Let me first tell you about the legend of the family's secret realm, the eldest and the second, you can also listen to it."

"'Second', it's okay, it's okay, I'm just the third." Gongsun Zetian looked at the second brother with an evil smile on his face, and his heart was cold.

"The first generation of the head of the family, in fact, is just a small businessman, legend has it that after inadvertently getting the guidance of a god, his skills have been completed, and he is also blessed by the gods and the founding monarch of the Honglong Empire to fight the world. At that time, the Honglong Empire was at its peak, and the army was even more invincible, and the territory almost included the entire Longteng Continent. The father took another sip of tea and continued.

"The current Honglong Empire is just a northeast region of the Longteng Continent, it is already rich and extraordinary, and the territory is vast, you can imagine how powerful and majestic the Honglong Empire was at that time. Later, after several coups d'état and several betrayals on the mainland, the talents of the Honglong Empire gradually withered, so there are now the North Xuanming, the South Fire Dance, and the West Tiger Roar. ”

The father was still sighing, paused slightly, and continued.

"And our Situ family, since the first generation of the head of the family, has been following the monarch of the Honglong Empire. After dozens of generations, the family has always been highly valued by the royal family. Basically, every generation will have capable ministers who have served the imperial court, produced several generals, and even produced a marshal, of course, there are many people who are engaged in politics. Just like my generation, uncle, you have seen it, although he is not a descendant, but the servant of the Ministry of Rites of his court, your third uncle was named General Zhenyuan, commanding the three armies, and your aunt is from the Imperial Supervision Yuan. ”

"How is this possible, how can the bloody darkness of the change of the imperial court allow such a huge family to exist for so long, and also let this family control many important positions in the imperial court? Their imperial court is not afraid of the Situ family's rebellion? Could it be that after dozens of generations, the Gongsun family has no ambitions? Do you write novels? Gongsun Zetian looked disdainful, he didn't believe what his father said at all, three words in one sentence, very unreliable.

As if seeing his son's doubts, the father smiled disapprovingly and continued: "Saying this is just to let you understand the history of the family, and to let you not deviate from your thinking, not to think about something impossible to get, and not to pursue something unrealistic. I know you must be confused, but I'll just say a little bit, and you will understand that there are five people in our empire, and two of them are figures from the founding era. ”

"What?" This answer made the eldest brother and the second brother all startled, and they stood up one after another.

"At this time, you have to be calm, if you don't stay calm, how can you continue to pretend to be b. I just don't tell you, in fact, I'm also very surprised, people on this continent can really live. Gongsun Zetian thought to himself.

"Don't be so surprised, don't spread the news, after all, this news is only known to the heads of a few big families. Now I tell you, so that you must always maintain a sense of reverence for the court. ”

"I went on to talk about the legend of the secret realm, after the founding of the country, the monarch suddenly made a will, very inexplicably rewarded the Phantom Dragon City, which was far away from the imperial capital, to the first generation of the family master, and ordered Situ Jia to Yongzhen the secret realm of the Phantom Dragon City, and the first generation of the family master who received the decree did not have any objection or hesitation and immediately led the family to migrate here. At first, everyone thought that Asuka was hiding the bow, but it was found that the people of the Situ family held many important positions in the imperial court, and most of the northern army was controlled by our family. This made many people surprised, and then heard that there was a secret realm in Phantom Dragon City, and they thought that there were treasures in the secret realm that needed to be guarded by the Situ family, and they all found reasons to explore the secret realm openly and secretly, but there were many people who entered the secret realm, but no one ever found anything strange, and the depths of the secret realm were just a cave, there was nothing, and the secret realm was hot and cold and difficult for people to look forward to for a long time, and after a long time, the exploration boom was gone, and they all thought that this was a trick made by the imperial court and the Situ familyIn fact, the treasure is in the imperial capital, but the imperial city is heavily guarded, and there is no need to offend the imperial court for a secret realm that is unwarranted, so this secret realm has been completely ignored after more than ten years of trouble. Our family has also explored to no avail, so we only use this secret realm as a place to punish people. As he spoke, his eyes drifted to Gongsun Zetian, but he was satisfied to see this son, still listening calmly, and nodded secretly.

"In fact, the leakage of the news of this secret realm and these arrangements were arranged by the first generation of the head of the family and the founding monarch in conspiracy, in order to let everyone know about this secret realm, and let everyone know that there is nothing in this secret realm, in fact, the founding monarch and the head of the family visited this secret realm together a long time ago, and the result was nothing, and I don't know what is in this secret realm, just because the god man promised the founding monarch that someone from the Situ family would appear and let the Honglong Empire rise brilliantly again, so the change of dozens of generations of monarchs, But he has always had an extraordinary relationship with our Situ family, and even had a marriage. But even the monarch of the imperial capital didn't know one thing, that is, only the great elder and the head of our Situ family knew a legend that was confessed by gods and men and passed down from generation to generation by our family: Those who are not illusions stop illusions; The secret of the secret, its knowledge; The one who enters the secret gets the phantom dragon. This sentence seems simple, but it is difficult to understand, several generations of the family elder and the head of the family have discussed, but still can't explore why this secret is, today let me and the great elder want to understand, the first sentence, probably seems to mean that the third child is not an illusionist but can not be affected by the illusionist's spell attack, right? But such a person can get Phantom Dragon City by entering the secret realm? This is very incomprehensible, and Phantom Dragon City is already from the Situ family, how can you say it? ”

The father fell into deep thought as he spoke, frowning and brushing his beard.

"Father, since I'm the one who can explore the secrets of the secret realm, then I'll go in and take a look, I'm afraid I still don't have a clue if you want to break your head." Sanshao interrupted his father's 'utopia'.

"Hmph, I haven't said anything about you, little rabbit, why didn't I find out how you were a little violent? Just yesterday there was a fight, and you turned a good man into a powder keg warmer? ”

The eldest brother and the second brother nodded their heads in agreement.

"Look at you, who taught you, the young master of the big sect who is beating people outside, and beating his elders at home, let me say what is good about you?" The more my father spoke, the redder his face became, and he couldn't see the anger, so why did he feel a little excited?

Continue to listen to my father's preaching with his head down.

"Also, look at the ruthlessness with which you hit people, and hit such a heavy hand, it's really ...... What a ......."

San Shao hurriedly poured a cup of tea and handed it over.

took a sip of tea and continued to speak: "It's so tmd, it's so happy, when it's a big white!" ”

"Uh......" The sons all looked cold, wondering if they had heard it wrong.

"You don't know, I have long wanted to teach those two goods a lesson, he owes a beating, the third beating is good, the beating is happy! Haha......"

It turned out that what 'powder keg' and 'warmongers' were all caused by the bloodline of this goods, and the three young men shamelessly nodded to justify their uncivilized behavior.

"The third elder, the few strokes you gave to the third elder are really exciting, the brick that makes you wield it is very tasteful, the shot is tricky and powerful, and it looks like my father's blood is surging, and I want to go up and shoot with your third uncle."

When Gongsun Zetian heard this, he unconsciously moved his time outward, looking at the eldest brother and second brother who also had the same light in their eyes.

"Yes, yes, third brother, I and your eldest brother under the guidance of free time, I look at the bricks as weapons are really handsome." The second brother is full of ruffianism, as if he has discovered a new world, and it is like discovering a magic skill.

"En" Gongsun Zetian nodded and coped, thinking about how to think of a reason to flash quickly, otherwise he was afraid that he would be damaged by these people.

If this was someone who had been hostile to Gongsun Zetian, hearing his heart at this time, he would simply want to spit on the group with grief and indignation, and use saliva to drown this brazen person, and say while spitting: "Are you still innocent?" Yin immortal, you are not finished. You're still afraid that you'll be taken bad, and you'll be oily all over your body. ”

Watching his father and his two elder brothers discuss enthusiastically, and sometimes discuss the skills of how to move the bricks, and even sometimes think deeply about the angles and moves to improve, Gongsun Zetian wants to die, and really wants to tell them that he is just a casual slap twice, and considering that he is old, help him dredge the lower blood vessels, in case there is a cerebral thrombosis or something, the medical treatment in this space should not be able to cure such a disease, and there is no surgical condition. How direct this is, saving anesthesia and craniotomy.

Just when Gongsun Zetian was afraid of disturbing the thoughts of his father and brothers, he cautiously moved to the door and prepared to slip away.

As soon as he turned around, he saw two huge spherical objects, the material was soft and silky, and it was suspected that they were burdened, pressed down against his face, and he couldn't dodge it at all. Shoot yourself directly to the ground, it's really a person who doesn't get a knife in the rivers and lakes, and sooner or later he will have to pay it back.

Just when Gongsun Zetian didn't even have time to make an "ah" sound, he was pressed in seconds.

Outside the door.

"I'm tired of the old lady, oh, lady lady." Under the reminder of the maid next to him, he quickly changed from the female mountain king of the big horse and the knife to a virtuous and virtuous lady, this is what Gongsun Zetian didn't see, if he saw it, he would definitely immediately bow down under his mother's skirt and respectfully present the Oscar statuette.

"Hey, what about the third child, look at what I have to pack for him?" As soon as the mother entered the house, she saw her husband and two sons discussing something, but she didn't see her 'little three'.

"Yes, where is the third brother? I was still here just now," the eldest brother said.

"Could it be that the third brother will still be able to escape from the ground?" You will escape, I was pressed to the ground, listening to the second brother, I cursed in my heart that he was also pressed, just be pressed by two fat girls.

"Isn't it convenient to go out?" The father dismissed the tigress and said flatteringly.

"I tried to get out, but before I could succeed, I was knocked down. People point their backs, and they stuff their teeth without drinking water. What's still sticking out of this baggage, right up against my mouth? Although Gongsun Zetian couldn't speak, he definitely couldn't stop his thoughts, because he used to love a sentence very much, and he was about to say to the people in the house now: How far your thoughts are, you guys will give me as far as you want.

"Woo...... Woohoo......"

Everyone in the house heard the sound of 'wooing' coming from the house, and a large number of curious people began to look for the source.

I saw someone lift the lid of the cup. (Can a person put it in a cup?) Gongsun Zetian was speechless. ）

I saw someone looking at the bottom of the table. (Empty table bottom, have you been studying the texture for so long?) Gongsun Zetian was about to cry. ）

I saw someone jumping on the roof and looking down on the house. (Thy see-through eye, I'm under the baggage, can you see it above?) ）

In the end, after everyone searched all the places, they found that it was under the burden, and then they pulled out the dying Gongsun Zetian, who had been suppressed, and he almost crossed sadly.

"Son, son, look at the luggage that your mother has prepared for you" I saw the mother like a child introducing toys, happily showing the fruits of her labor in front of the younger son.

Looking at the two mountains, the height was close to the roof, and almost occupied one-third of the package of Nuoda's hall, the father and son were sweating, and there was a feeling of silence and tears, and they just wanted to ask the sky.

"Look, this is a set to wear for washing up in the morning, you see how beautiful these shoes are, they are matching my junior, this is the dress for breakfast after washing, how chic......" I saw my mother say it by herself, both excited and happy.

Gongsun Zetian has deeply seen that there is a kind of love that makes my mother feel that she loves you very much.

But dozens of sets of clothes a day, and dozens of pieces of clothes to be prepared for each set of clothes, isn't it a bit bit? Also, why do you still have patterned panties? The most speechless thing for Gongsun Zetian is that he brought a whole bag of clothes, and another burden, basically emptied his living room, as long as he could take it, he brought it, you said I would go to face the wall, think about it, as for what else to bring vases and bonsai to do, there are even four treasures of the study, this is to ask me to write a letter a day, then I have to mail it out. The sweat on Gongsun Zetian's forehead flowed down.

"It's good that I didn't bring the windows here." Gongsun Zetian wiped the sweat from his forehead and comforted himself.

"Who said that I didn't move, but the burden couldn't be loaded, and I could only let the subordinate carry it over, and it was estimated that it was almost there."

"Bang Dang" The mother turned around curiously and looked behind her, and found that her husband and sons had fallen to the ground, and one of them was foaming at the mouth, and that foaming at the mouth was naturally Gongsun Zetian.

After Gongsun Zetian softened and said, soft grinding and hard foaming, soft and hard, clever tongue, and even coercion and temptation, and finally in desperation, only by choosing to commit suicide Meiji, he reduced the package a little bit, and then moved the bed back to the bedroom.

"By the way, when I was pressed just now, how did I feel that something was convex and still in my mouth? What's in your package? ”

"Oh, that, be quiet, I'm afraid you'll be lonely, and I'm afraid that there will be no one to serve you, so I secretly stuffed your maid in your bag, Nong, look." As he spoke, his mother opened the package, and saw a big living person appear in the baggage, that is, his face was red and about to drip blood, and he lowered his head shyly.

Gongsun Zetian's admiration for his mother is like a surging river, and like the Yellow River bursting its banks.

"It's a big change, it's just that why is a big piece of wet on that chest protruding?"