Author ps: It's time to write about playing cards.,But there's a lot of dialogue with that system throughout the article.,So I didn't write double quotes or something.,I'm sure you won't mind.。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThat's it.,See you next time.。

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“fuckyoumother。” A middle finger stands in the "sky", and although I am seriously wounded, I still have the strength to despise you.

System: Based on the fact that the Chosen One's body has been released from a state of serious injury, the Beginner's Guide has officially begun...

Me: Wait!! I'm just saying it casually, don't take it seriously!

_(?Д?)?

System: In order to allow the majority of newcomers to integrate into the game more efficiently, it will be automatically teleported to the novice training ground after 1 hour, you can choose to participate or pay 1000 world points to skip this training, and if the points are insufficient, 80% of their attributes will be automatically extracted, do you want to participate? ”

System: "yesorno"

Me: System Dad, it's too much, don't be like this, you have something to say, and what the hell is the world points, is it currency? Don't just throw me around without saying anything! Besides, where did the novice get the world points, and I extracted so many attributes, didn't it cost me my life?

System: Start the countdown now, if the default "no" is not selected during the period: 30, 29, 17, 15, 13....

o(〃＇▽＇〃)o

Me: Yes, for sure, but I always feel like you're kidding me, how can anyone count like you? Your math teacher taught you! It seems that I was taught math by my physical education teacher, and it seems that the teaching is not bad......

System: As you wish, teleport now begins.

Me: Ah, I feel like I'm sublimating, this pleasure is like a cloud, I can't stop it, and I can't help but have a trace of coolness in my lower body. That's weird! I haven't changed anything.

System: Failed to teleport, start the beginner's guide on the spot.......

Me: I don't want to complain about the system anymore, you just speed up, I know it's not easy for you.

System: So the beginner's guide has officially begun, young girl, what do you crave is the power of my left hand or the obliteration of my right hand?

Me: Do I have a choice?

System: So, young girl, I know you're hungry for power, so let's play a thrilling game of Gwente, as long as you win me, the power is yours.

Me: No, I crave ****.

System:.......

.......

Me: The system is big?? Don't be like this, it's good to say something, I know I'm wrong, I'm panicked when you don't talk like this!

System: The match has officially begun, match content: Hearthstone (Wild Mode) Please choose your class.

Me: That's... Didn't you say that you played the GWENT card, how did you change Hearthstone again, this span is big!

System: Please select your class.

Me: Really, it's been so rigid again, how good it would be to be as emotional as before, give me the Holy Horseback, I believe in the Light.

System: Complete your deck.

Me: Okay, when I didn't say, is there a Buddha?

System: No.

Me:==How can I believe in the Holy Light even if I don't have a Buddha Ding, so is there a light screw?

System: No, no, no legends for you to play, don't dream.

Me:, tease me, there's no legend to play luanzi.

System: Complete your deck.

Me: System Dad, can you be accommodating, and is it possible that you can't use legendary cards either.

System: Dreaming, I'm the system.

Me: Fuck, don't be embarrassed.

System: Complete your deck.

Me: Seriously, don't push me, make me mad and I'll do anything.

System: Just you? It's not that I look down on you, it's just that you're a spicy chicken.

I; Good! What you said, don't admit it when the time comes, give the Sprinkle family three night town councilors, and then two divine graces, don't forget that selfless hero, almost two are enough, and there will be ......

& amp; lt; Author ps: I won't make up the number of words.,It's basically the traditional Holy Shield God Grace Ride.,Play a quick attack.,Of course, I don't recommend readers to get a set of play.,After all, the ladder win rate is really not high.,But it's still quite interesting if you have a smooth hand& amp; gt;

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Me: Since all this has already begun, let me put him to a glorious end, tm my first strike, summon the selfless hero.

System: Pretending, what I can use is the most expensive Astral Virtue in the whole Hearthstone, countless big brothers are piled up, and when I touch the Astral Communication, it will be the day you die. Tear up 2/1 of your face with a lucky coin.

Me: You're smart, but I earned the lucky coins that tricked you. My last twisted werewolf ended round.

System: It's my business whether it's worth it or not, you don't care, grow up with a wild one, and the round is over.

Me: Dead tsundere, be reasonable, you didn't touch the astral communication is basically the same as your son, come on, come on, dad comforted you, summon a shouting sergeant, add a 2 attack to the werewolf, 5 attacks directly cao face, by the way, turn a small soldier to end.

System: It's still called Dad, is that thing down there still there? Changing faces bumps into your 3/1 end.

I:...... (*?Д') summons the Silver Protector to give 2/1 a set of shields, turn a minion, and all the rest of the cao faces, tear him up for me!

System: It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, come on, hurt each other.

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Me: Pull a silver rider, a mustering blade, +1/1 with the Holy Shield, and then a Cao face!! Go on, tear him up for Lao Tzu.

Bang, bang, bang, ah, um, ╮(╯▽╰)╭

System: Why is this happening, why is this happening, my astral communication, why haven't you come yet, don't you love me?

Me: When you quote Cthun, even your deck betrayed you.

System: (o?Д'o) I can't see what I do!

Me: This is my leg touching ride, and it will make you puzzle me.

System: Touch a hairy leg, at most a plucking horse, besides, it's all a 1/1 creep, I'll solve a bird, of course the big brother is directly on the face.

Me: Yes, it's the same as the truth, and then Wang Zhu became a big brother.

System:......

"Okay, I won't stimulate you, you can give me a reward."

After speaking, a voice sounded in his head: "Congratulations to the Chosen One, complete the novice trial, get 250 world points, the world points can be used for attribute enhancement, player trading, etc., and the next teleportation scene is the "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog". Players are asked to be prepared. ”

System, can you stop playing with me like this, okay no, although I know that this trial is so simple to complete, there must not be many rewards, but what the hell is your 250, don't think I can't understand that you are scolding me.

In this way, in this rare deep mountain, there was a sad cry of a certain loli, but why luan, a holy light fell from the sky, and the voice disappeared.

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