I heard that the rivers and lakes are long, and they are making fun of each other
"Jia Baoyu" was full of question marks, and followed "Dongfang Undefeated" back to the gang. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 As soon as Info sat down on the rosewood carved chair, he hurriedly asked, "Sister-in-law seems to be angry with you!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" took out the wine gourd hanging on his waist, unscrewed the stopper, took a sip and said with a smile: "I couldn't find her a few days ago, I didn't reply to private messages, and even 'still ruthless' ignored me." It's okay today, she won't be angry and won't come! It must be her baby apprentice who told her that I was competing in the mountains today, hehe, and she must have said a lot of bad things about me, but she didn't avoid me anymore, it seems that the anger is only temporary, just coax! ”
Jia Baoyu asked curiously: "You are husband and wife, isn't her apprentice also your apprentice?" ”
"Undefeated in the Cave House" let "Jia Baoyu" drink, and "Jia Baoyu" pouted and waved his hand. He took a sip of himself and said, "That's not, your sister-in-law and I had an apprentice before we got married, and what you have seen is 'don't fish with me'." ”
Jia Baoyu sighed in surprise: "The leader of the world's largest gang is my sister-in-law's apprentice, amazing, powerful!" However, I think others are very good! is above board, so you won't say bad things about you and add fuel and vinegar, right? ”
"Dongfang is undefeated" shook his head, swallowed another sip of wine and said: "It can't be said that he is not a good person, before we got married, he gave your sister-in-law a message, saying that I don't love her at all." We were both angry, but let his words follow. Why don't he say more bad things, and my wife won't show up yet! ”
"Jia Baoyu" suddenly realized: "No wonder a few days ago, in front of everyone, you talked about some useless things, and ruined your reputation!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" took another big sip and said with a smile: "The matter with the well-known prodigal goods is fake, what kind of taste do I have?" But to him off, hehe. Don't be angry with him, he won't pass on a message to his master! Brother, do you know what kind of woman is the hardest to fall in love with? ”
"Jia Baoyu" replied without thinking: "One cry, two troubles, three hangings!" Which prodigal? ”
"The cave house is undefeated" said with a smile: "If you don't know which prodigal goods, don't ask, just say good women." Good woman, if you fall in love, you are not afraid that she will cry, make trouble and hang herself, I tell you what is difficult, you want to admit your mistake, you want to say something good, you want to do something serious, but you can't find anyone. I ran into a nail household once, alas! Today, I've changed it! ”
"Jia Baoyu" smiled clearly: "It seems that my sister-in-law is really stubborn!" Fortunately, 'gentleman's nature is not different, and he is good at fake things', in the end, 'don't fish with me' to help you find someone! ”
"The cave house is undefeated" suddenly said seriously: "You think he is so stupid, he is angry with me and confused for a while, you!" Walking the rivers and lakes, it is indispensable to meet this kind of person, you can hear ten meanings when you say half a sentence, they are all human spirits. ”
"Jia Baoyu" nodded and said: "In the future, you will have more eyes, or tell me about the competition just now, watching the football game is annoying to play a draw, playing the World Cup, Germany and Argentina must have a win!?"
"Hehe, it used to be said that the Chinese men's football team seems to be Lu Zheng, Zhu Ting, and Dong Fangzhuo are fast, and you have also seen that I am not as fast as the 'Pianpian Laugher', and the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable! How about a high damage value, it's fast, even if it doesn't hurt, but it's accurate, no matter how hard you can't hit, it's useless! This is about the operation flow, the pace should be lewd-, the position should be coquettish, the skill control, the amount of blood counted, the seal should be unsealed, and the big move should be opened. It's good that I'm a little slower to be able to draw with him! You'll understand. ”
"Jia Baoyu" listened to the clouds and asked curiously: "Then I want to know, what truth do you want to know?" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" laughed and said, "Didn't you ask once before?" There are some things you ask, and I don't necessarily say it, and if I do, it may not be true! However, seeing that you are so sincere, I am also happy after asking twice, so I will tell you. This is a big matter, someone must take care of the big thing, and I don't want to take care of it, you just take care of it for me. ”
"The cave house is undefeated" looked at "Jia Baoyu" seriously and said with a smile, "Well, let's talk about me first, I am amorous, I fell in love with girls with different flavors when I was young, just like a bee, chasing flowers every day!" So I'm a family scared person, and of course that was before I met your sister-in-law. The 'old thief' jokingly pushed me into the ring of the martial arts competition, and later I found out that she asked the 'old thief' to trick me into going to the fight. Hehe, but I did fall in love with her, but I didn't want to get married at the time. I still dated her for a year and got married. She made me promise to grow old with her and never ask about the rivers and lakes again. If it weren't for her longing for eyes, if it weren't for me to redeem my soul, we wouldn't have come together even if thousands of mountains and rivers met people. Maybe finding such a good wife is my greatest happiness! I mean, maybe, but not long after we got married, the 'Smile Man' asked me to drink, which was the last place we drank. I got drunk and came home to see that the room was in a mess, and my wife was lying on the bed in rags, she had been drugged. The next day I went to ask the 'Pian Pian Laugher' and he admitted that he deliberately tricked me into going out for a drink, and said that the person who drugged me did not touch my wife. I just want to learn martial arts with me, and if I don't agree, I won't dare to guarantee it next time. Later, I asked him who the man was, and he wouldn't say. Just asked me to fight with him first, and when he won, tell me who that person is! The dust had already settled, and she could bury everything with silence, but who knew that after another month, my wife said that she was pregnant. At that time, I was worried about it, and I didn't know who the child was, so I left the house, half to escape, and half to practice. I sold all the things I didn't need to do intensive cultivation for summoned beasts, and I also ate countless immortal cultivation fruits to constantly change my innate qualifications. Later, there were a lot of strange things happening in the rivers and lakes, until I heard about the death of 'Tang Sheng', coupled with the competition contracted by 'Pian Pian Laughing Man', I might get a fake answer if I win, and if I lose, I will lose my divine beast 'Giant Mouth Condor'. I don't think it's as simple as I thought. ”
Jia Baoyu asked, "No wonder you gave me the Divine Beast before the competition, what if you lose?" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" He smiled and said: "If you lose, I will play tricks, anyway, the divine beast is not in my hands!" Of course, it won't hurt you, I don't say who I gave it to, they don't know, they can only guess, at most they chase and kill a few wronged ghosts, little brother, they won't think about you, how long have you been on the rivers and lakes, a rookie, do I know you? Even if I know you, do I believe you? That's the only top-notch divine beast in the bird category, for you? Is it possible? If they knew that the beast was in your hands, would they dare to force you? 'People rebel in a hurry, and dogs jump over the wall in a hurry. 'What does a shoeed dead man get by forcing a barefoot man?' ”
Jia Baoyu continued dumbfoundedly: "Your bet is a bit big, it will hurt a lot of your acquaintances!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" stared wide-eyed and said, "That won't let them achieve their goal!" Whatever the enemy opposes, we will uphold. Whatever the enemy supports, we will oppose. Whoever provokes the enemy to anger and anger, we will rejoice. Whoever makes the enemy laugh, we will scoff at it. Sacrifice in the struggle is necessary and worthwhile. ”
"Jia Baoyu" nodded and then asked: "Was 'Tang Sheng' also killed by 'Pianpian Laughing Man'?" ”
"Dongfang Undefeated" thought for a moment and said: "On the surface, no, I think there should be some kind of connection between them." 'Blood-stained black' and 'Tang Sheng' are fighting for a woman named 'Butterfly Manyi', 'Blood-stained black' forced 'Tang Sheng' to death, how long can he get better? Hehe, it's a long story, I'll talk to you when I have time, let's talk about business first! Jia Baoyu nodded subconsciously.
"Undefeated in the Cave House" continued: "The tie just now was an illusion that I deliberately created, because I found out that I had been tricked, so I had to do it." If 'Blood-stained Black' is a pawn crossing the river, then 'Laughing Man' is at most a cart, or a horse, or a cannon. Do you think what will happen if I win?"
"Jia Baoyu" thought for a while and said: "It may lead out the scholars, the prime ministers, and even the old handsome!" ”
"The cave house is undefeated" laughed: "You have no hair on your mouth, and you can't do things well." It's too simple, if I win him, he won't tell me the truth. And the old handsome will be more careful, and he will hide it even deeper. Only when the old man thinks that the person who is a threat to him is actually a rookie, will he slowly expose himself. Sometimes you have to show weakness! ”
"Jia Baoyu" was even more confused, and hurriedly asked: "You and 'Tang Sheng' are both people who are a threat to the old handsome. Two people who are a threat to the old handsome still have a relationship and a woman behind them! Do you feel weird?"
"The cave room is undefeated" He smiled, took a sip, and said: "I don't know if I'm counted, but I'm sure that 'Tang Sheng' is not a threat to the old handsome, he is not qualified enough." I guess that after dismantling the first gang, they designed to force the 'Tang Sheng' to death, and supported the use of the 'Blood Drinking Pavilion' and some other gangs in order to make a lot of money. If effective action is not taken, they will soon master the business activities of all the gangs and further expand into various business areas. Of course this is just my guess, but! It's a little scary to think about. Who is that old handsome? What does he want for what money? These are the two issues that are most of my concern right now. Hehe, he probably wants to have the whole world, which is a little ridiculous. But I have to pretend that I only care about my wife, my family, and my love. Even if I retire today, I'm still acting. You have the 'Toucan Condor', and I think the things on the Internet must be related to it, and it must be related to you. So if I want to know the situation of friend or foe, just ask you, you're my informant, haha. ”
"Jia Baoyu" muttered: "It turns out that I am a pathetic undercover agent. ”
"Dongfang Undefeated" laughed and said: "Actually, you are just an actor!" Let you be a 'male pig's foot', I don't know if the acting skills are as high as Tony Leung? Not much to say, a group of geese under the mountain, boos drove down the river, fell into the river to catch geese and cure hunger, and went home after eating...... Hahaha"
"I don't know where my sister has gone? And this Yaxing! ”
"The cave house is undefeated" squeezed his eyes and said: "Of course I know where she is, you have to be careful in the future, I see that your face is flushed, it's not a good thing to be too womanly, beware of the peach blossom robbery, I will look for you again if there is something." I'll go find my wife, first! ”
After "The Cave House is Undefeated" left, "Jia Baoyu" suddenly thought of a song----
Ask what the love of the world is, and teach life and death to promise.
There are double flyers in the south and the north, and the old wings have been cold and hot several times.
Happy and fun, parting bitter, there are even more crazy children.
You should have words, thousands of miles of stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and twilight snow, only the shadow to whom.
Hengfen Road, lonely when the drums, the smoke is still flat.
The soul is a little more groaning, and the mountain ghosts are crying in the wind.
The sky is also jealous, and the warblers and swallows are all loess.
Through the ages, in order to stay for the people, he sang and drank wildly, and visited Yanqiu.
Back then, Yuan Hao asked to go to the state exam, and met a goose catcher on the way. The goose catcher told Yuan Hao about a strange thing: he set up a large net to catch geese, and caught one, but the other escaped from the net. Who knew that the goose that escaped from the net did not fly away, but hovered in the sky for a while, and then fell to the ground and died.
Yuan Hao asked to look at the two geese in the hands of the goose catcher, and he was uneasy for a while. He spent money to buy these two geese, and then buried them on the bank of the Fen River, and put stones as markers, called "Yanqiu".
Love to the depths, the living can die. The love is extreme, and the dead are like life. What an extreme love is "life and death"! Imagine that the two geese fly together in the south and the north, go south to winter and return to the north in spring, and have experienced "how many times of cold and summer"? How many tribulations? Still supporting each other, never abandoning, foaming each other, relying on each other for life, there is both the joy of reunion and the sorrow of parting, but there is no power to separate them.
And after "snaring and shattering the amphibious dream", the lover has passed away, how can he live alone! Even if he steals his life, he still "picks up all the cold branches and refuses to live, and is lonely and cold in Shazhou." So Gu Yan made up his mind to follow the arrested man under the Nine Springs and threw himself to the ground to die.
In the place where they rested, when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty crossed the Fen River to worship the river god, the drums were noisy, the singing was everywhere, the big pomp and circumstance, the extraordinary liveliness, "the deceased is like Si", and the epiphany is fleeting! Now the Yellow Desert Desert, the barren smoke is like weaving, the sound of the flute and drums is overwhelming, the eyes are full of gloom, and the prosperity is so sad and sad after the end!
From ancient times to the present, people and geese, thinking about it, feel the heroism of the martyrdom of the wild goose. Even if you can use Chu Ge to summon spirits, what kind of spell should you use to qualify!?
"Mountain Ghost" cries again, after all, death can not be resurrected, and the conjuring of spirits is useless, the death of the wild goose is love, its realm is so high, the heavens will be jealous, although it cannot be said to be heavier than Mount Tai, nor can it be the same as the death of the warbler swallow to return to the loess. Its story will remain famous for thousands of years, and will be sung and praised by future literati and writers, and will be emotionally praised by future romantic gentlemen.
"Jia Baoyu" himself is also a sassy person, and he thinks he is a very sassy person! But he listened to the more sassy people telling him to be careful, and the peach blossom robbery was very unpleasant. "The cave house is undefeated" should know love deep enough, so is there true love here? What is love? Can he and "Meiyaner" have a chance to become an invincible couple? Will the boat of love be overturned by the wind and rain in the rivers and lakes in the future?
He thought of the word "rivers and lakes" and thought of "people in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves!" "Some movies say that the streets and alleys are rivers and lakes, gangs are rivers and lakes, and police and bandits are rivers and lakes. In a word, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes!
That's really the case. Where there are interests, there are disputes, where there are disputes, there are rights and wrongs, and where there are rights and wrongs, there are helplessness. He doesn't want to dominate the rivers and lakes, but he also doesn't want to be a victim of the rivers and lakes. But some people have grievances, and if there are grievances, there are rivers and lakes. People are rivers and lakes, how to exit?
Since he can't retreat, he has to laugh proudly. If it doesn't work, then try to turn the rivers and lakes into "paste"! Some things seem to have to be confused. Being a good old man, between sects, between gangs, between men and women, between black and white, and between mud may be the usual practice of most people!
Alas, Ya said that it is called Mingzhe to protect himself. What should I do, do I really have to learn to make mud and mud, and no one can be offended? Headaches, it's easier and let it be.
"Jia Baoyu" came out of the gang, and as soon as he walked to the door of the apprenticeship hall in Cuixing City, he saw an old man. Behind the man, he shouted happily, "Ah! Wait, 'old man with hair' wait for me. ”
"The old man has beautiful hair" turned around and said with a smile: "You are here, so coincidentally?" I'm here to apprentice, do you have a master? If I don't have one, I can be your brother! ”
"Jia Baoyu" said disdainfully: "I don't want you to find that garbage master, you can worship slowly, I'll wait for you at the door, hurry up and come out to talk!" ”
"What kind of garbage, my master is a stunning beauty, don't regret it if you don't worship!"
"Huh? Let me guess, your master must be a lemon head, mouse eyes, an eagle hooked nose, a figure-eight eyebrows, provocative ears, and a big mouth," he noticed that "the old man's hair" had changed his face drastically, and kept giving him a look to stop talking.
But he is just on the rise, and he can take care of a lot. Still proudly continued to shout, "Rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, rice bucket waist, O-shaped legs, thick body hair, flat buttocks, Hong Kong feet!" What a generation of moldy women. I thought......" Before he could finish his sentence, he received a heavy blow to the back of the head.
"Jia Baoyu" covered his head and turned around and muttered: "If it weren't for my buddy, I would have been brain-dead, wouldn't I have been beaten into a vegetative person by you?" He was about to draw his sword, but his angry eyes were like a gas cover in arrears, even if it was the boss's card, he couldn't light it.
At the same time as he turned around, the person who beat him was also stunned, and the "blue and white coiled dragon" stick in his hand was still held high. The two sighed in unison, "It's you!" After that, the eyes intertwined, and I couldn't help but entangle!
"The old man has a head of hair" interjected, "So you know each other?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" then said embarrassedly: "I didn't know that the master he said was you, those who don't know are not guilty, you also beat me, don't be angry." You see you're so fierce just now! It's also 'obedient', and it's not good at all to fight people. ”
"Who told you to be so unmoral, and besides, I didn't know it was you?"
"Well, you have to know that I am reluctant to do it? Hehe", Jia Baoyu rubbed the back of his head and said proudly.
"Self-inflicted, I know it's you, I'll beat your head to you!"
"Jia Baoyu" rubbed his head over, and his face was about to stick to the chest of the "good girl". Frightened, "Good Girl" jumped back and exclaimed, "What do you want to do?" Rogue! ”
"Of course I want to give you my head and make you angry!" "Jia Baoyu" is still oily and slippery!
"Who wants this dog head of yours!" "Good girl," said angrily.
"Jia Baoyu" smiled strangely, glanced at the "good girl" and said, "The girl doesn't want this, but which one do you want?" "After saying that, he will run away." "The obedient girl blushed and chased after him with a stick. The rest of the "old man with beautiful hair" stood there, shouting, "Alas, alas, Master, wait! I haven't apprenticed yet! ”
"Jia Baoyu" ran to the willow forest by the moat on the eastern outskirts of Cuixing City in one go, and the "good girl" also followed. As soon as "Jia Baoyu" stood still, the "blue and white coiled dragon" stick was already on the back of his head. "You take advantage of others and still want to run?"
"Jia Baoyu" heard that "good girl" was not very angry, and said with a bad smile: "What am I running? I don't want a bargain. "After a heavy blow on the head.
He immediately covered his head and twisted his face and said, "It hurts, just now the apprenticeship hall was crowded like the parking lot of a big hospital, and the environment for chatting with beautiful women is very important!" I really don't know where there is a place with a good view, and the air here is quite fresh, which attracted you here. I also know that if you want to hit me, you will already do it, so why pretend to be angry? You can't bear to attack me, there are a lot of people on this road, if you pretend to let everyone see it, you won't have face. The girl is a master here, or please take me to a good place that is both picturesque and quiet, and we will have a good time! How? ”
"Good girl" paced in front of him, his apricot eyes widened, and said in a disguised fierce tone: "Hmph, you really have a lot of business!" Take advantage of me, not to mention, let me help you find a good place, there must be a lot of people in a picturesque place, how can there be quiet. also said that he was brain-dead, and brain-dead must have a brain first! However, this girl advises you to go to the garbage disposal site by yourself, where it is deserted and smells unique, and among all these people you know, you are the only one who deserves it. ”
"Jia Baoyu" was not angry and smiled "hehe", and said: "Of course there is a good place, you don't know this?" It's a shame that I called you a master! Hey, I know that there is a good place that is both picturesque and quiet, and there are beautiful people to accompany you! ”
"Good girl" asked puzzledly: "Where?" You can't spare you if you dare to talk nonsense. ”
"Jia Baoyu" sold a pass and said: "I can tell you, but you must not dare to take me there." ”
"Good girl" asked disapprerovingly: "Is there any place I dare not go!?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" smiled mysteriously and said, "Hehe, then I can say, if you don't take me there, you will be my girlfriend, I will see you once, no matter where you are, I will call you wife!" After saying this, "Jia Baoyu" regretted it a little in his heart, how could he flirt like this?
I thought about it for a long time last time, didn't I already fall in love with "Charming Eyes"? How can you say such things to "good girls" at this time? How many times can a person love? How many parts of a person's love can there be? How long does every love last? What did you just say? Or is it a joke? Is it a last resort? Or is it sincere?
Just as he was thinking about it, "good girl" interrupted his thoughts: "Okay, if I take you there, you have to learn to bark three times, say it quickly!" ”
"It's so easy to learn how to bark, hehe. Listen up, you! Alas, listen well! That is a picturesque and quiet place, and there are beautiful people in the company, is your home! ”
"Good girl" said helplessly: "You ......" but she immediately stopped, because she heard "Jia Baoyu" whispering to her, "Wife, wife." ”
As soon as "Jia Baoyu" entered the small courtyard of the "Good Girl" house, the "Good Girl" closed the door, gave him a stick on his back, and asked with a split face: "I did what I said, what about you?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" rubbed his back and said seriously: "Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou ......"
"You don't play tricks on me, this is not on the road, if you don't learn to bark three times now, I'll kill you!" "Good girl," he said, raising his stick.
"Jia Baoyu" took a step back with his hand over his face and shouted, "Alas, I haven't learned yet?" Why are you yelling, you don't look like a lady at all, but like a vulgar girl, maybe you're really a mature woman! ”
This time, the "good girl" was really angry, and said angrily: "Finally, let me ask you, do you learn or not?" As he spoke, he shook the "Blue and White Panlong" stick in his hand vigorously, and pushed it to the throat of "Jia Baoyu".
"Jia Baoyu" took half a step back, and hurriedly accompanied the smiling face with the stick in his hand: "It is recorded in the emperor's internal scriptures: joy and sadness, sadness of the lungs, thoughts of the spleen, fear of hurting the kidneys, anger hurting the liver. For the sake of your own health, please calm your anger! My little liver, learning to bark is my profession, you listen! Zhao Qiansun, Li Zhou, Wu Zheng, Wang! Zhao Qiansun, Li Zhou, Wu Zheng, Wang! Zhao Qiansun, Li Zhou, Wu Zheng, Wang! The three voices are finished, girl, how do you feel!? ”
"Good girl" was angry and said: "How can you learn how to bark like a dog, you have to connect the barking of 'Wang, Wang, Wang' to count!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" still had a hippie smile and said: "Wow hahaha, I didn't expect that I was a professional and you are authoritative." It's just that the types of dogs we learn may be different. ”
"You ......" said that she was about to beat "Jia Baoyu".
"Jia Baoyu" shouted: "Leap, leap, leap." ”
"Good girl" didn't understand what he meant, stopped his hand, and looked at him suspiciously.
"Jia Baoyu" whispered: "This is an upgraded version of the dog barking, the old Wang next door has entered the door, and he wants to call the police but is afraid of being beaten by the old Wang." Saying that, he grabbed her hand and said aggrievedly: "I learned to bark as a dog, and you still have to beat people!" Unreasonable? But I'll be honest, I want you to hit me with your hands, your hands are so tender and slippery. The jade man dies under the palm, and the ghost is also gentle! ”
"Good girl" broke free from his hand and scolded: "You want to be shameless, I didn't expect me to help a pervert!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" said while hiding: "Haven't you heard of it? 'Food, sex, sex', human instinct, and, 'the great desire of men and women to eat'. 'The gentleman is lustful but not lewd, and the villain is lewd but not lustful'. 'Color is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color'. Maybe I can still 'see color because of emptiness, give birth to love from color, pass on love into color, and self-color Wukong'! Someone like me who knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, you see, how can I be a wolf? Besides, the more I like you, the more attractive you are, and if I'm happy, it's too late! ”
"Good girl" glared at him, and said helplessly: "You are a person, you are just a good person, you can talk about it, and say that Confucius and Mencius are all right, why did you even move out of Mahayana Buddhism and "Dream of Red Mansions"?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" thought that this beating would not be unbearable, and said with a smile: "Okay, my mouth is thirsty, I have told so many profound truths, since you know everything, it will save me a long story, if you want me to speak, I will teach you a trick, quickly invite me into the house to make a cup of good tea and plug my mouth." ”
"Good girl" let "Jia Baoyu" into the house with a smile and a smile, and quickly brought out a cup of steaming tea from the stove house, and blew it softly with her mouth pursed.
"Jia Baoyu" smiled and said: "The girl is really gentle and considerate, so I am very moved!" There is a good analogy, I am like the boiling mountain spring water, and you are like the freshly picked early spring tea. You go make tea, I'll make you! Ha ha. ”
"Good girl" was a little embarrassed to hear him talk so nonsense, but he settled down, and said with a smile: "I am also the friendship of the landlord, you have said so many sweet words, slap not smiling people, and I also appreciate cultural people, ah, drink!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" took the teacup, stared at the "good girl" with both eyes and drank a big sip, and immediately spit it out, his face turned green, he sweated profusely, and deep crow's feet squeezed out of the corners of his eyes, flashing with tears.
"Dumb? Didn't you just talk about it? Let's see if you dare to be unreasonable to this girl again! "Jia Baoyu" didn't wait to listen to her in a hurry, and no longer looked at her domineering appearance, so he went to find water. After rinsing his mouth, he returned, wiping his mouth and saying, "The tea just now was so bitter!" Didn't I just say some famous quotes? Those who like culture are hungry for knowledge and humble and foolish, so you treat me like this? ”
"Good girl" looked at him strangely and asked, "I made you yellow lotus soup with the little water left just now, where did you find the mouthwash?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" stuck out his tongue and grinned: "There is a big pot in the wooden basin!" ”
"Good girl" heard him say that it was water in a wooden basin, smiled and immediately returned to normal, and said coldly: "I have drunk the tea and rinsed my mouth, now it's time to get out!" ”
"Jia Baoyu" lay on the ground and said, "You told me to get out." Then he rolled to the bed, opened the tent, and climbed up.
"Good girl" came to pull him, but he dragged him in. She resisted, and stood on the edge of the bed to hear him crooked on the bed singing----
None of us in the darkness spoke
I just want to go home and want to go back to your home
The loneliness is as deep as the sea, which is too frightening
Gently, my hand gently rubbed your hair
Your eyebrows say hello and crave me to hug
Your body is desperately trying to escape, and your desires are burning
What are you afraid of if you love me
Is it true that because I'm so stupid, who are you struggling for
Love what I'm afraid of
I say what I want to say from the truth
I really love you and love this home
This is not the punishment of fate for you
I can't love it, I can't hate it, I can't do it
Stuck in this vortex and not wanting to break free from it
Hold my hand and let you be dragged down too
Your eyebrows say hello and crave me to hug
Whenever love becomes wonderful, you won't be spoiled
What are you afraid of if you love me
Isn't it better that I can do it so that you don't struggle anymore
Love what I'm afraid of
I'd rather hear a cruel answer
Don't be fooled again
What are you afraid of if you love me
I've found a hundred reasons for you
I'm just that stupid
What are you afraid of if you love me
Whether silence replaces your answer
I should understand
What are you afraid of if you love me
You've been so good to me, and you're still worried about me
What are you afraid of if you love me
Whether or not to be silent is your answer
If you love me, don't be stupid
Go love
"Jia Baoyu" was still intoxicated with her singing, and saw "Good Girl" standing aside with a blue and white dragon stick, and heard her say: "You really think you are the prince of love songs!" Who loves you? And I don't look in the mirror. I thought I was a little girl and fell for you in a few words! I don't have any way to cheat and cheat! ”
"I'm serious!" "Jia Baoyu" said affectionately.
"Really? Then let me tell you a story, the bee chased the butterfly, but the butterfly married the snail. The bee is puzzled: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: People have their own houses, how can it be like you live in a group dormitory. Hum! I'm afraid you don't even have a dormitory! When you have the strength to blow it again, if you don't get out, I'm welcome! ”
"You're so materialistic, so snobbish, so ruthless!?" "Jia Baoyu" asked rhetorically quickly.
"Good girl" replied firmly word by word: "I'm so materialistic, so snobbish, I can only deal with people like you, or you will kick your nose in the face." Besides, just you? I'm ruthless. ”
"Jia Baoyu" nodded slightly, pouted and said slowly: "At least you haven't said that you would rather sit in the BMW and cry!" It's okay to let me go, but you'll have to accompany the money! ”
"What money do I have?" "Good girl" showed a confused face.
"Jia Baoyu" deliberately turned the volume to the maximum, and said as a scoundrel: "I slept with you that day, and you stripped me of my essence, and feasted Yanfu in my coma, do you want to pay the bill?" ”
"You...... Jokes, this girl will sparse you? It's too arrogant, I didn't wash my clothes, let alone take them off, if you don't believe it, you can ask my senior sister. ”
"Jia Baoyu" immediately changed as if he was a different person. jumped up from the bed, jumped to the ground and clasped his hands into fists, saluted, and said very seriously: "Thank you girl, I realized that there were others who saved me, and the tired girl sued one or two." I ask the girl for forgiveness for the offense just now. ”
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