After spending a long time in Gensokyo, Zi Zhen felt that she couldn't stay in Gensokyo all the time. The pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info was too boring, so Zi Zhen started his travel plan. It just so happened that he met an interesting elf in another world. The name of that elf is called: Five Rivers Crazy Seven. Here's the story of the Five Rivers Crazy Seven.

My name is Mad Seven of the Five Rivers. Don't complain about the name, it won't do you any good. It doesn't hurt me at all, because it won't give me a small amount of meat

and it won't make you two more bucks. Well, let's get down to business. As for this name, it was given by my parents, Gokawa Shido and Kurumi Tokizaki. Although the level of their names is too good for me to compliment. Needless to say, the surname of Wuhe was directly taken from a crazy word of Mad Sanma, and because I was the seventh, I simply gave me a majestic name with numbers, Mad Seven (madness). Although I personally don't like this kind of secondary two name.

"Hey, little brother. Come over and help my sister massage her shoulders. A beautiful girl with dreamy purple eyes and long black hair sat on the sofa and shouted at Kuraguni.

"Wait a minute." The cold and arrogant handsome young man with an iceberg face responded casually, and the bright red left eye and the oblique bangs blocking the right eye made him look even more evil

This one who was called Crazy Seven on the sofa and massaged in the past is the eldest sister of the Wuhe family, Wuhe Shixiang, who graduated from college and is currently an unemployed vagrant. Hehe, every time I hear the name of the eldest sister, Crazy Seven feels that he is not the worst. At least the 'seven' in the name is my own. And the eldest sister's name is directly spelled in the name of the parents. has the same tragic experience as the eldest sister, as well as the second sister Wuhe Origami. The third sister is five rivers and nine rivers, and the fourth sister is five rivers and four lines. Five sisters, six sisters, five rivers, five rivers, eight dances.

It's been mentioned before that Crazy Seven ranks up Little Seven at home, well, it's still the youngest brother. It's not because the crazy mother is particularly capable of giving birth, but because ...... In order to prevent the power of the elves from flowing backwards, it is necessary to appease the emotions of the elves, who are the mothers of the five rivers sisters and brothers, and the great father of the seven sisters and brothers, Wuhe Shidao, took down the elves he attacked in one go! I don't know how the law solves this kind of thing, but ...... Mad Seven decided not to bother with this kind of thing anymore.

However, Kurumi has always doubted his origins. If it weren't for the ability to manipulate the angel 'Time Emperor' (a copy of the Crazy Three Engraved Emperor), there would also be a set of blood-black characteristic spiritual clothes and the elven power on the body. Crazy Seven really doubts that he is not born to Crazy Three!

Because every time there is something going on in the father's Wuhe Shidao (at home, the mothers sleep in separate rooms. Therefore, the mothers are fighting openly and secretly for the possession of the Wuhe Shidao for this night...... a), so whenever the father Gokawa Shido walked into the mother of Toka, or the mother of Miku...... When staying overnight inside the room. Mad three mothers will smile with a smile on their faces, and there is a little black aura hidden under the smile, and they will walk into the room...... Turn off the lights.

Then, Mad San's mother turned her head and looked at Mad Seven gently...... Hold a gun and point it at Lao Tzu!!

"Because of you! Your father slept with that vixen today. ”

Bang——!! The muzzle of the gun spat out, and Crazy Seven was blown off in the head.

The next night.

"Because of you! Your father went into another vixen's room to make a shit! ”

Bang——!! Crazy Seven was blown out of his head again!

Day 3

"Because of you! Your father still hasn't come to my room today! And I failed my night raid! ”

Bang——!! Crazy Seven is here! Daddy went to spend the night in another mother's room, and Mom, the failure of your night attack is none of my business!! If it weren't for the fact that my ability is also time, and I can never die, I don't know how many times I have been reincarnated, and I even doubt how tenaciously I survived when I was a child......

Finally, on the fourth day. That is, today. Kurumi finally decided to talk to Kurumi's mother!

Crazy Seven looked at his mother Shizaki Kurumi on the opposite side with a serious and calm face, plus indifference. Kurumi just calmly added a standard gentle smile with a 27-degree angle.

"Mom! There's something I want to talk to you about. ”

"Oh, I'm listening. Xiaoqi, do you want a cup of tea? Mom helps you make a drink? ”

"No need!" Kurumi used all his mind to keep himself from roaring!! In order not to be carried away by the topic of the mad three. As soon as Crazy Seven came up, he cut straight to the topic.

"Mom! Am I your own!? ”

After listening to Crazy Seven's questioning, Crazy Three just looked at Crazy Seven with a gaze full of strong 'maternal love' and said gently: "Child, of course you are the crystallization of love between me and your father, and I think your mother and I were ********, mature and gorgeous......"

"And now!" Crazy Seven said angrily.

"Oh, Xiao Qi is really, even if he praises his mother like this, his mother won't be happy." On the other side, Kurumi Tokizaki showed a bewitching smile, and two crimson flowers floated on his face.

After all, Mad San is an elf, and elves don't age as easily as ordinary people because of their physique, so the current appearance of Kurumi Shizaki still hasn't changed at all compared to how many years ago. When others say, 'I was running in the sunset, it was my lost youth'. Crazy San's mother still put her arm around Crazy Seven's shoulders, dragging her son to shop on the street from time to time, and I didn't know that I thought they were not mother and son but sister and brother! Even more so they treat them as a couple, but this makes Crazy Seven very unhappy, because once when Crazy Seven was in junior high school, a girl confessed to Crazy Seven. A very beautiful girl at that time! And at that time, Kurumi happened to be on the side of Kurumi Seven. And so, something terrible happened.

"Smack——!! In the surprised and stunned eyes of everyone, Crazy San slapped the girl hard.

Kurumi Gokawa and his friends were stunned!!

The cute and somewhat introverted girl hadn't come back to her senses before she was slapped in the face. Then I heard the domineering tone of Kurumi like a queen descending, "Get out!" Our crazy seven already has a girlfriend, don't pester him! After speaking, he pulled up the side of Crazy Seven and walked away, and at that time, Crazy Seven felt that the world was turned upside down. The last spiritual light opened through the Heavenly Spirit Gai of Crazy Seven, which can be described in this way as what Crazy Third Mother did. Kurumi has always been majestic......

"Mom, why are you doing this!?" Afterwards, Kurumi was very angry, and Kurumi just replied with a smile that was beautiful with a little poison.

"When I was in junior high school, I still had to concentrate on my studies. When you get to high school, your mom doesn't care about you. ”

Well, when he got to high school, he really didn't care about him. But everything in the world is coincidental and unwritten. For example, the girlfriend of Crazy Seven in high school is also Crazy Seven's childhood sweetheart, and her cousin is the girl who was slapped away by Crazy Trinity back then. (When I wrote this relationship, it haunted me)

How embarrassing it is!!

As soon as Mad Qi thought of this, his face was bloody and tearful. So every time Crazy Seven has to use Coke to drown his sorrows to relieve his heart that wants to fall in love and is devastated.

"Did the relationship get stuck in the end?" Zi Zhen lay half in the gap and poured himself a glass of red wine.

"Phew! I really shouldn't be pretending to be an adult. Zi Zhen spat out the expensive glass of red wine in one gulp.

"Lao Tzu also wants not to make a fuss...... But it's too late! "Crazy Seven is using Coke to kill his sorrows." Now when the sister saw me, she ran to her room, and when they were alone, she covered her face with a pillow......"

Yi Zhengtai and a teenager continue to talk about their past lives.

Once again, the camera pans to the Wuhe house an hour ago.

"Where did we talk about it just now?" Kurumi Tokizaki is still the image of a gentle mother. It is like a delicate face carved by hand, exuding a noble atmosphere.

"We just talked about whether I was born to my mother." Kurum Seven added.

"Oh. That's right. Kurumi nodded, took a sip of tea elegantly, and continued, "How can a silly child ask such a question." You are, of course, the crystallization of my love with your dad. We're paying attention to your deep love (for this, Crazy Seven said I don't agree!!) ）。 Back in the day, on the rooftop of the school, I bravely toppled your father's Shidao. Burst. Speaking of which, Shidao was really dull at that time, obviously the girls were already so active, and he was still stunned and didn't know what to do. But that's also the cuteness of your dad, we were on the rooftop of the school that day, and the first time we were at your father's house, at that time......"

"Stop!" Seeing that Crazy Three was about to talk about something inappropriate for children, Crazy Seven hurriedly shouted to stop, "Mom, this is a live broadcast for all ages, please don't talk about some 18 forbidden things, and I don't want to know or want to know what happened that day." ”

"Ah, that's a pity." The gentle and glamorous Kurumi shows a playful smile at Kurumi. Crazy Seven who watched it had goosebumps all over his body.

Syllable. The door to the entrance suddenly opened.

"I'm!" The third sister of the Wuhe family, Wuhe Meijiu, pushed the door open and came in angrily, sitting on the sofa deeply, her shoulders shaking, obviously angry.

"Ahh Miku-chan. What is it that makes our cute Miku-chan like this? Tokizaki turned his head to look at Miku Gokawa. Crazy Seven wisely chose to be silent at this time, and the woman's business should be solved by the woman. It's better for him to be a man.

"Mama San, father, he's too much." Miku Gokawa said angrily.

"Third sister, what's wrong?" Crazy Seven finally got involved. Because anything that involves his father's Wuhe Shidao is basically very likely to affect Crazy Seven himself in the end, so Crazy Seven can't help but ask clearly!

"That's right. My father obviously said yesterday that he was going to come to my concert this afternoon, but my mother (the mother here refers to the temptation of Yomiku) dragged my father to the street by him. And Qinli's mother originally said that they were going to cheer me on, but they didn't go! The eldest sister just forgot because she was going to apply for a job, the second sister threw me aside because of her boyfriend, the fourth sister, the fifth sister and the sixth sister, they all said it at the beginning, but because of the class reunion, they all released my pigeons! It's too much! ”

While speaking, Mijiu Wuhe suddenly took out a handful of concert tickets and stuffed them into Crazy Seven's hand, and said word by word: "They don't want to go, there is a family member project after the concert, little brother, you one, one, decide, want, come!" ”

Crazy Seven originally wanted to refuse, but when he saw Sister Meijiu's expression of wanting to eat people at this time, in order to prevent Sister Meijiu from being uncontrollable and causing huge losses to all the people, he nodded violently! Mijiu was very satisfied with Crazy Seven's reaction, and was satisfied to prepare for this afternoon's concert. (Even a half-elf can make a spatial shock!) There is no doubt that the last time a supermarket did not invoice Sister Meijiu, it was a tragedy)

Kurumi glanced at the concert ticket in his hand. Just when he was hesitating whether he wanted to release Sister Meijiu's pigeon as well, a strong blackening aura suddenly spread violently around him, and Crazy Qi shuddered all over his body. When he turned around, he met the charming and dangerous smile of his mother's Kurumi.

Click. The sound of cold guns.

"Because of you! Your father is out drinking with a bunch of dead vixens!! ”

Bang——!!

When the bullet passed through Kuangqi's forehead, all kinds of emotions in Kuangqi's heart surged, and finally a thousand words converged into one sentence.

"Damn! This has something to do with Lao Tzu!! ”

In order to heal his already broken heart, after listening to the concert of Sister Perfect Nine, Kuragi Wuhe got one of his family's cars to drag back and forth on the highway, and finally ...... He hit the guardrail!!

Hearing Kuangqi say this, Zi Zhen, who was listening to the story, couldn't help it anymore: "Why do you have to die so many times a day?" You are so shy, do you know that the police uncle? ”

Crazy Seven said very chicly: "Drive your own car and let others crash it." I've got a lot of doppelgangers! It doesn't matter how many times you die! ”

(I'm not afraid of anyone except the chengguan!) ）

"You're living so hard outside, do you want to go to Gensokyo with me?"

"If you don't go, you don't want to enter the East in this body, and you won't enter Gensokyo in the next life. I have at least one childhood sweetheart here, why should I go to a lily town to find it uncomfortable? ”

Yakumo Zizhen said melancholy: "Dare to laugh and be crazy and not infatuated." ”

Wuhe Crazy Seven immediately replied: "Dongfang is engaged in glass!" (Hiroshi)"

Let's not talk about madness. Ren Zizhen just shot an arrow in Kurumi's knee, but Kurumi shot a map cannon at the entire Gensokyo! This is simply the legendary boy and Zhengtai singing about wine: I laugh at the East for glass, and you laugh at dating too much.

Deathly silence.

At that moment, Yakumo Zizhen only felt a flash of inspiration in his mind, opened up Ren Du's second vein, and slapped his thigh: "I said it!" Why did Zi Ma set up a position of a Hakurei witch in Gensokyo, and named the big enchantment of Gensokyo as the Boli Great Enchantment! Now that I think of the various cps in Gensokyo, I finally woke up today. The world of adults...... I don't understand. ”

Kurumi glanced at Purple Zhenta: "What?" You also want to find a pseudo-girl to make glass. ”

"Get out. I have a dream of being a girl in Gensokyo. "Zi Zhen looked serious!

But this kind of earnestness didn't last long, Zi Zhen was depressed again, and said sullenly: "But there are too many established CPs in Gensukyo." I didn't even have a chance to do it. The most typical are Fujiwara Meihong and Kamishirasawa Huiyin and Horraiya Kaguya. Remilia and Sixteen Nights Saki Night ......"

Zi Zhen sighed to the moon: "I'm very infatuated with Mei Hong. ”

Crazy Seven thought thoughtfully: "Sister Hong prefers Huiyin. ”

Zi Zhen continued: "My laughing sister is too infatuated. ”

Crazy Seven flashed with a flash of inspiration: "Kaguya really can't afford to be sad!" ”

At this time, the girl in Gensokyo sneezed inexplicably. Kaguyahime's hand trembled, and the game that was supposed to be cleared was gameover.

"And then? They make lilies and then you retreat? Mad Seven asked.

"How is that possible? Teacher Huiyin and Mei Hong are one of my favorites. Even if I can't get it, I'm going to let them mess with me! Kaguya or something, it's okay to be with Sister Yongrin. I'm quite a sister (sister red cp huiyin), although it's not right to engage in lily, because there is no productivity......"

"Isn't that enough for you?" Mad Seven asked maliciously.

Zi Zhen smiled 'hehe'.

"I'll talk about it when I'm older!"