Gongsun Zetian, who came out of the camp tent, can really be called a very exemplary example of pretending to be coerced, and the leader of the coquettish leader. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's the matter, little girl, as soon as this outfit goes out, it can make my son kill in all directions, and many beauties will fall under my heroic posture, right?"

"Hmph, it's less smelly and beautiful, even I can't attract it, but I still attract beautiful women?" The little girl's face was still red, but her mouth was unforgiving, and she couldn't admit that her little heart was still beating non-stop.

"Hey, it seems that I am not handsome enough, the revolutionary road has not yet succeeded, and the comrades still have to work hard. Since the face didn't win at the starting line, then brother, I will use the connotation charm to conquer. Brother, I still have a lot of inner beauty......"

"Hurry up and train the troops, what are you still beeping there?" The third uncle couldn't listen to it anymore, so he jumped out decisively to stop Gongsun Zetian from continuing.

"Oh, obey, second god, your boss, what you say is what you say." In the face of power, you have to bow your head.

Rubbing his ass, he led the fifty soldiers to the largest tent in the camp.

Enter the Great Tent.

"It's all serious, I'll only do it once, and if you can't remember, fuck me off." Gongsun Zetian walked up to a pile of parts that had been assembled yesterday and said to everyone.

"Girl, go on." Throw the helmet that gets in the way to the maid. Gongsun Zetian began to explain the demonstration and demonstrate the assembly.

After the presentation. Gongsun Zetian began to arrange.

"You don't need to know what this thing is, I'll explain to you further about staying away and using techniques. Among you, first choose two leaders for me, one is one and one pair, and then 5 people in a group, and the group is a unit for disassembly and assembly exercises. ”

"Also, in the past few days, as long as you set up camp, you will practice in this tent, and the five people in each group must eat and live together, and they are not allowed to be separated. You don't have to go back to the army, I'll talk to your generals about it. ”

"I won't come over often in the next few days, but except for the morning jog training, the rest of the time you are in this tent to do these things, do it well, do it hard, do you understand?"

"Of course, I'll also teach you something, it's very practical! Hurry up. ”

After speaking, Gongsun Zetian left the big tent with the maid, and arranged guards before leaving, and guarded the big tent.

"Young master, what are you doing, you're so cheap!" The maid said with a snicker.

"What do you know, the research is 'done', and how can you say that your young master and mine haven't asked you to settle this morning's account? How are you going to compensate me? Gongsun Zetian looked at the little maid with squinting eyes.

"Then do you need the slave family to warm the young master's bed?"

"Yes, yes!" Gongsun Zetian nodded excitedly.

"Not an inch?"

"Yes, yes!" Gongsun Zetian's eyes were about to squint with a smile.

"Die ......"

"Ah......h

A helmet smashed head-on at Gongsun Zetian, instantly bringing countless nosebleeds. It can really be described as 'seven or eight stars on the head, two or three points of blood on the chest'.

Touching his already swollen nose, Gongsun Zetian was particularly aggrieved, other maids can sleep with them, and my maids will beat people. There's really nowhere to make sense.

"Less...... General, what's wrong with you, is someone attacking the camp, where else are you injured, no, if I attack the camp, how can I not know, young master, your nose is still bleeding, do you want to call the military doctor to take a look? Vice General Cheng took the soldiers of the scout camp to complete the morning exercise, and was startled when he saw Gongsun Zetian's appearance. It's only been a long time, the heroic general just now, now ......, okay, the same heroic posture, but the nose is very swollen, very red, and very ugly.

"Can you not mention your nose?" Gongsun Ze doesn't come to one place in the weather.

"But it's bleeding." Vice Admiral Cheng is really loyal.

"It's okay, and I won't come once a month, what are you afraid of? There are terrible creatures, they bleed every month, but I haven't seen them bleed to death, don't you say it's magical? ”

"Is there such a thing? Is it a youkai? The young master is really well-read and well-informed, I have never seen such a monster, if I have seen it, I will let them taste 'why are the flowers so red'? ”

"Really?" A voice came from behind Vice General Cheng, why does this voice feel a little cold when it sounds?

"Oh? It's Xiao Lan'er, what's the instructions? Vice Admiral Cheng smiled.

"I want you to show me, 'Why are flowers so red?'"

"Bang"

"Ahh

Step back, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, and look at the sky; Look at the stars, one two, three and four, connected in a line, covering the blood and silently making a wish, if you can hear the girl in front of you, he will definitely no longer provoke.

Vice General Cheng hated it, and accidentally fell into the way of this 'young general'. They all warned themselves that this thing is not a human being, it is more demonic than a demon, and they came up to touch his brow, and he deserved to be calculated.

"Sample, dare to poke my pain in front of me, how can you make you become like me?" Gongsun Zetian thought to himself.

There were more than 300 people in the audience, looking at the two generals with red and swollen noses, it was a 'can't help laughing', I guess I was holding back my laughter, my bladder was so big.

"Your basic skills, I believe in it, and recently passed on your three stunts, I ask you to learn to draw inferences from one another, not to limit these three moves in skills, but to inherit the concept of Shameless Bastards in spirit."

"Let's tell you a method, say it ten times every morning when you wake up, remember the mantra: 'Who is shameless, I am shameless, I am more shameless than you, you are not shameless as me, I am the most shameless', everyone come with me, don't be shy, your skin is too thin."

Everyone present is so embarrassed, where did this product come from, 'shameless' in his mouth is as simple as eating a meal and pulling a poop, there is no difference.

After the 'mantra' training, it is time to move on to the next stage.

"Next, I'm going to train you some of the moves that are essential on the battlefield and can increase your survival rate."

In an instant, all the people pricked up their ears, this is a life-saving skill, who doesn't want to survive every battle, people are afraid of death, although sometimes they know that they will die, but no one still wants to die.

Even the third uncle who was listening to the corner became serious, listened carefully, and took out a pen and paper, ready to record in detail.

"The first trick is the highest divine skill - pretending to be dead, you must learn the essence of the charm. Pretending to be dead is a science, if you pretend to be fake, people will see it, if you pretend to be true, then you will really hang up. ”

"Then how do you pretend to be dead?"

The third uncle who eavesdropped on him was almost there, he had to use the knife to watch the girl, all the good soldiers were taken by him, but fortunately there were only 300 people, if all the soldiers of the first army went to fight like this, the enemy would not have a headache, and he would lose his own death.

"How do you make a god who plays dead?"

"I'll show you, Vice General Cheng, you come and cut me."

"Yes," he said, drawing his knife and slashing at it.

"Stop, I'm not ready yet." Gongsun Zetian ran away and came back after a while.

"Alright, go ahead."

"Ah" Vice Admiral Cheng took out a posture of revenge for new hatred and old hatred.

The knife flashed, Gongsun Zetian avoided it sideways, the knife shadow crossed in front of him, Vice General Cheng turned into a stab, this time Gongsun Zetian did not dodge again, but faced the stabbing top, watching everyone feel frightened, even the third uncle stood up and was ready to rescue at any time.

"Poof"

Blood splatters.

"Young master......" The girl rushed forward regardless of it.

"Poof" a mouthful of blood splattered out of the mouth.

Then his body slowly fell to the ground, his face dazed, and his fingers trembled as if trying to grasp the air in front of him.

Everyone in the audience was blinded, so this killed the young general? The scene of blood spilling in the sky made everyone dumbfounded and didn't know what to do.

The third uncle of the "little three" was in a hurry, and in a flash, he came to the little three. A sniff and nothing.

"You" the third uncle stood up and glared at Vice General Cheng angrily.

"I, I didn't know it would be like this, I thought the major general could dodge." Vice General Cheng was very aggrieved.

"I know." The third uncle could see that there was no killing intent just now, and Vice General Cheng had also restrained a lot of strength, so it stands to reason that it can't lead to such a situation.

"See? Breathlessness is also very important, so from today onwards, you should find a basin of water every day to practice breathlessness, and the longer you hold your breath, the better. ”

Just when everyone was still at a loss, the party's grandson Zetian stood up and opened his mouth to explain the essentials of pretending to be dead.

"Also, you have to be quick with your eyes, you see that the knife is caught by me, it seems to be stabbed, but it doesn't hurt me at all. And you have to prepare for this", he said, taking out a sac-like thing from his armpit and mouth, red and looking like he wanted blood.

"This is pig blood, very similar to human blood, you also have to pay attention to my performance, watch my actions before I die, and my expression, especially the expression, that kind of unwillingness, that kind of despair must be played to the fullest, so that you can deceive the other party."

"Of course, playing dead has to be matched with the three moves I taught you, and there is no disadvantage. Do you get it? ”

"Smack"

"Oops"

"You stinky boy, scared your third uncle and me to death." The third uncle is very happy, but he can't just spare the stinky boy who makes him frightened.

"Young Master......" The rain wet his clothes like pear blossoms.

"I'm sorry, Major General" Vice General Cheng was also frightened into a cold sweat.

"It's okay, I know you're measured. I also want to put the performance in place, and this time I will not be ashamed of my actor acting skills. ”

patted the maid lightly and said to everyone in the audience.

"From today on, you will officially become the first batch of students of 'Beiying', I will teach you how to act, how to direct, wait, and you have to carry forward your acting career."

"Little San, are you sure that these messes you teach are very suitable for war?" The third uncle asked uncertainly.

"Third uncle, please look forward to it, don't break it down for the time being." Gongsun Zetian said in a tricky way.

"By the way, I have already sent a handwritten letter to the city guard of War Dragon City, and he also replied, and he promised to cooperate with us. There is also the Water Dragon City north of the Wujiang River, which I single-handedly promoted and is my confidant, and there is no problem on his side. ”

"Okay, I'm basically no problem here, third uncle, give the order to pull out the camp and go north tomorrow."

"Okay, I'll give the order."

"Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!" Gongsun Zetian looked at the north, and he knew that a good show was about to be staged.