"Woohoo...... "'Hunger' is transmitted through a sound that comes from the stomach....... Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Little San, you are really amazing, simple meat can be cooked so deliciously." The third uncle couldn't help the praise in his heart and spoke.

Looking at the bulging belly, Gongsun Ze really wanted to give him four words: wine bag and rice bag.

"Mm-hmm" The little girl patted her little belly with satisfaction, ignoring the oil stains on her face.

"Hmph, as long as it's a novel, as long as barbecue is mentioned in the novel, it's all invincible cuisine, and there is no one. As soon as the barbecue comes out, who competes with each other. You people who have never seen the world, who have never eaten really delicious, have regarded this unhealthy diet as the most delicious thing, and have not seen it. If it weren't for the conditions, I would do whatever I wanted, wouldn't you want to blow up your appetite and bite your tongue off? Gongsun Zetian didn't know if it was because he didn't eat 'grapes' and said 'grapes' were sour, and he despised these people who robbed him of his meat and ate them.

As if thinking of something, the corners of Gongsun Zetian's mouth were filled with a wicked smile.

"Dare to snatch food from my mouth, forget about the third uncle and the little girl, you big-headed soldiers, just wait for me to retaliate. Let you know what it means to 'pluck the feathers of geese and peel off the skins of people', and better understand the truth that 'it is better to offend the king of Hades than to provoke mad demons'."

"Third master, why hasn't it been late autumn yet, it's still hot every day, why do I feel a little cold?" The little girl feels very sensitive.

"Don't you say that I haven't felt it yet, as soon as you say it, I also feel a little cold in my big tent, maybe because of the rain, add a few quilts to your young master at night."

"Well, I got it, I'll add another brazier."

It was night, and the tent was like a furnace, and someone was sweating like rain.

The next day, early in the morning.

"Ah, young master, are you wetting the bed?"

“……”

When changing.

"Ah, young master, do you have measles on your body?"

"......" That's a hot prickly heat.

―――――――――――――――― dividing line―――――――――――――

Bulging, swift, marching, silence.

Gongsun Zetian was very satisfied, this was barely an elite, and the entire team was forbidden, faintly revealing a momentum of slaughter.

"It's a bit of a 'quiet and moving like a rabbit', but it's not enough." Gongsun Zetian said aloud to the thousands of soldiers in the audience.

"The real elite, the absolute trump card, that can be called 'wind-forest-fire-mountain' these four words, you must not know what this means, let me tell you, the meaning of these four words is: its speed is like the wind, its speed is like a forest, the invasion is like fire, and it is not moving like a mountain."

"It is as fast as the wind, and its movements are swift, like the disease of a strong wind, which cannot be surpassed; Its Xu is like a forest, the forest is orderly, and the ranks are like a forest, which cannot be disordered; Invasion is like fire, invasion and plunder, like the fierceness of fire, unstoppable; Immovable as a mountain, the garrison is stubborn, like the solidity of a mountain, unshakable. ”

In fact, there are two sentences behind this, which are difficult to know like yin, deep and secret, like a haze, and it is impossible to distinguish the image; Moving like thunder, the royal soldiers take over, like the power of thunder, and it will break when touched. I don't need all of you to have more, but this is your goal, and with a goal you know where to go, where your path is, and you won't be complacent. ”

"These are nice words, but the bad thing is that you are not elite at all, you are not qualified, you are not worthy. At this level, you dare to be called 'elite'? You're still a long way off. I don't want to spend a lot of time with you, it's not a waste of your time, it's that you don't deserve to waste my time. But I still have to ask you? Gongsun Zetian paused, glancing at the thousands of soldiers in the audience.

The soldiers' fists clenched 'rattle'. This is the effect of Gongsun Zetian.

"Do you want to be a real elite?"

There was still no one in the audience. But all the soldiers knelt on one knee and moved in unison, and the scene was definitely a visual impact.

"Mom, let's pull it, have you wasted half a day of saliva? Are you wooden people? ”

"Do you want to?" This time, Gongsun Zetian roared.

"I want to ......" shook the sky.

"Very good, I know that you are very hot-blooded in your bones and coquettish in your heart." Gongsun Zetian joked.

"In the next time, I'm going to do a series of tests on you, and then I need to pick out a subset of people, and the exams will begin."

Gongsun Zetian found a shady place, and when he came down, the little girl Lan'er quickly came over with a 'sun umbrella' to cover her young master.

"The first exam, the written question and answer. Those who know how to read wait for the test papers to be distributed. If you can't read or write, please go to the tent on the left side of the camp to take the quiz test. "The third uncle's lieutenant was requisitioned by Gongsun Zetian.

Everyone was dumbfounded. Do you still have to take an exam to be a soldier?

"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up one by one. The adjutant urged.

Soon, the soldiers in the audience were divided into two parts one after another, and one part sat in the venue waiting for the distribution of test papers. The other part lined up in several lines and entered the big tent in turn for Q&A assessment.

"What the is this? Don't test the art of war, take such a bizarre test? ”

"Yes, what is this, look at this question: what can a rabbit absolutely win a tortoise than a tortoise?"

"I really don't understand, your question is too profound, if I were a turtle, I would never compare sit-ups with rabbits. The rabbit will definitely win, and as for what the rabbit and the turtle will definitely win, I can't think of. ”

"What is your question, look at my question: Why does the hen have short legs?"

"Hens have short legs, so how can there be chickens with long legs? Have you seen that? When the legs are long, won't the eggs be broken - 'broken eggs' for short? ”

"What about 'broken eggs', I think you can't think of them when you think your eggs are broken, right?"

“……”

The discussion in the audience came and went, and Gongsun Zetian did not stop it. Let them discuss it. He himself had a lively expression, listening to the discussion, sometimes nodding, sometimes laughing. looked at the lieutenant general and the little girl on the side dizzy.

Time was very fast, and everyone's answer sheet was in the hands of Gongsun Zetian. Gongsun Zetian read it carefully, and the deputy general next to him gave the question of the second exam: running.

"You are now in teams of 100 men, and the target is the willow grove across the lake, ten kilometers away. Listen to the requirements, do not remove the armor from the shoulder, do not leave the equipment, take a willow branch and return to the camp. ”

"Fifty breaths, grouping, starting."

Soon, the teams began to set off in turn.

"Young Master, what are you doing here? The slave and maid couldn't see it. The girl couldn't help but be curious.

"Mountain people have their own uses." Gongsun Zetian did not break it.

"Vice Admiral Cheng, how long is it expected to take you if you run a round trip?"

"The last general, this trip is light on the road and swimming, and it is estimated that it will only take half an hour. If...... If you carry this armor, I'm afraid it will take two hours at the earliest. ”

"Oh? How long is it going to take? ”

"Yes," Vice Admiral Cheng replied with a bow. He also wondered why he was taking these tests, this kind of examination was completely difficult for a strong man, but the general had an order first, so he had to completely obey the orders of this young young general.

"Okay, let's go, girl, let's go back and get some sleep."

"The young master is so bad, obviously he is lazy, and he wants my stupid girl to lay a quilt for you, so embarrassing." The little girl's face is very tender, and she turns red when she teases.

"Haha...... Adjutant General Cheng, the first three groups to arrive I guess will be from the scout battalion in the army, if it is not from the scout battalion, immediately kick out of the scout battalion and replenish the people who arrive within an hour. The last 50 people who ran at the end and couldn't finish the race were brought to my tent and let me know when they were done. ”

"An hour? So fast? "The lieutenant didn't believe his ears a little.

"Do you want to make a bet?"

"The last general will not dare."

"It's not fun. Be humorous, be laughing. Gongsun Zetian turned his head and went back to his tent.

"Young master, why are you taking those questions that you don't understand or understand?"

"Those questions are meant to show me which of them has a smart and clever head and can be the commander of the scout battalion. Those questions look messy, but in fact, they are all a kind of brain teaser, and to put it bluntly, it is worthless. But as long as you don't think about it, you can't think of it even if you want to break your head. ”

"What about running?"

"What are my requirements?"

"Don't lose your armor, don't throw away your weapons, and destroy flowers and plants." The little girl replied innocently.

"Whose child is this, lost, hurry up, where is the adult, take it back quickly." Gongsun Zetian was furious.

"Hmph, that's what you said." The little girl didn't budge at all.

"Good men don't fight women. So am I talking about these things and not allowed to take shortcuts? Is there any cheating that is not allowed? Do you want them to cheat? The quickest way to come back is to show that they are shameless, scoundrels, and very rogue, and it is too condescending to remain in the army. It should go to the scout camp and carry it forward. ”

"Hmph, it's a hodgepodge of hooligans, and the young master just wants to cultivate a group of shameless hooligans and bastards."

Gongsun Zetian doesn't care about this little girl, the child hasn't grown up yet, how can he know about the society where people eat people.

"Running in the middle part shows that the physical strength is very good, and the person is upright, this type of person is only suitable for regular combat in a large army."

"What about the last or unfinished people?" The little girl continued to ask.

"These people, I'll keep it a secret for now. Okay, young master, I'm sleepy. ”

"You stinky boy, stop halfway through, you're selling off, are you looking for a cigarette?" The third uncle didn't know where to come from, and his face was angry.

"I know that this thing is listening to the corner, a big general, it's not good to learn to listen to the corner. I knew you were coming. It's you who defends against you. Gongsun Zetian muttered in his heart.

"Oops, oops, no, the sun is too hot, dizziness." Gongsun Zetian was crumbling.

I saw a big dark cloud drifting by, and it rained heavily yesterday, where did the sun come from today? Looking at this day, it is estimated that it would be good not to have a heavy rain again.

The third uncle looked up at the so-called "sun" in Gongsun Zetian's mouth. As soon as he lowered his head, there was still a trace of Sun Zetian, who was standing there just now.

"This stinky boy, wait until you get to the northern camp, see if I don't clean you up." The third uncle threw up his sleeves and left.

Four hours later.

Gongsun Zetian outside the tent.

"Gongsun Lan, is the young general awake?"

"Not yet." Lan'er shook her head and replied, thinking that that guy's pig's head was really ugly.

"Can you wake up the Major General?" Vice Admiral Cheng asked cautiously.

"Do you want a regular wake-up call or an unconventional wake-up call?" Lan'er looked at Adjutant General Cheng with a harmless expression.

"What is a routine? What is unconventional? "Vice General Cheng is puzzled, there are so many exquisitenesses? How do you not know.

"The conventional way is to get the other person out of the dream through certain instruments. The unconventional method is to use unexpected methods to revive the other person. ”

"That kind of fast?" Vice General Cheng didn't understand, but he couldn't do anything here, so he still asked directly.

"Of course, it's a little faster with the regular ones."

"Okay then, just use the regular one, it's hard work."

I saw the little girl walk into the tent, first find a basin of water and pour it on Gongsun Zetian's head, then drag the quilt to cover his head, and wave the stick in his hand.

The tricky angle of the hand, the grace of the posture, and the ruthlessness of the hand really won the true biography of the young general, and he deserved to be the personal person of the young general.

"Who...... Who...... Yes...... Yes...... Someone attacked the camp, ah...... Help me. ”

After a few more strokes, the little girl wiped the stick in her hand and put it in the hand of Deputy General Cheng, who was already surprised and couldn't speak.

"Which bastard beat me, stand up for me." Gongsun Ze walked out in a huff.

"He" the little maid pointed innocently and timidly at Vice General Cheng.

"Is that you?" Gongsun Zetian didn't wait for Vice General Cheng to explain, and when he saw the stick in his hand, a wave of anger surged up, and when he went up, he slashed his head and covered his face and beat him indiscriminately, and grabbed the stick and gave Vice General Cheng a unilateral beating.

At this time, Vice General Cheng had been completely stupid by the pair of masters and servants.

"It's so cool." Gongsun Zetian shook his hair in a chic manner, thinking that this posture was very handsome, if there was no blue and purple on his face, and there was no pair of panda eyes, it would be even more handsome.

Looking at the little girl's infatuated expression like a handsome guy, Gongsun Zetian became even more coquettish, but he didn't know that this little girl was looking at "Brother Decline" with "affection".

"And that's the last fifty?" Gongsun Zetian looked at these people.

"Yes." Vice General Cheng is worthy of being a general-level figure, just this resilience, does he have a big red and blue or a resurrection scroll on the spot?

"You're the slowest runners, and you're not even finished!" Gongsun Zetian seemed to state one thing.

"If you're on the run, you're trying to get the enemy to kill you? Or do you want your comrades-in-arms who get along with you day and night to block the sword for your incompetence? ”

"Why bow your head, why don't you dare to face it? Are you cowards? Answer me? ”

"It's not."

"Very well, in order to stop dragging down your comrades-in-arms, I will transfer you out of the original troops, are you willing?"

"Please give me another chance, even if we die, we will not be ashamed of our brothers."

"The original unit is not suitable for you, I have found you a more suitable position. This is not a consultation, this is an order. What is the vocation of a soldier? ”

"It is the duty of a soldier to obey orders." Fifty people replied in unison.

"Very well, the physical training will continue, but you have another training program, now go back and rest, and gather here tomorrow morning. Disband. ”

Seeing that the fifty people were still not moving, they stood straight in place one by one.

"I said disband." This time Gongsun Zetian said angrily.

"Yes." I saw these soldiers bowing their heads and walking towards their tents.

"Major General, this ......" Vice General Cheng wanted to speak and stopped, he was reluctant in his heart, after all, he was also a soldier under his command.

"I know what you're trying to say? People and people are not gifted, and they are in different positions. Not everyone is suitable for going into battle to kill the enemy, some people, they are more powerful, they can't lift their hands and shoulders, but they can make people have to die with their mouths and pens, do you understand? Gongsun Zetian said that he didn't care whether he understood it or not, and turned around and entered the tent.

"I'm very satisfied with today's selection." The voice of Gongsun Zetian came from inside the tent.

"Lan girl, what about the conventional wake-up method you just called, what about the unconventional?" Vice General Cheng will learn more knowledge and gain more knowledge.

"Oh, unconventional, huh?" The girl who was about to follow Gongsun Zetian back to the account was stopped by Deputy General Cheng.

"Unconventional wake-up calls, that is, to find a torch to light the tent, or find some firecrackers, kicking fireworks, and throw them in the bed, or find some poisonous insects, poisonous scorpions, poisonous snakes, or something to let him sleep in his arms." The little girl was naïve and counted them one by one. The small mouth is pouted, and the fingers are broken, sometimes as if thinking, sometimes with a flash of inspiration.

"It's okay, it's good that I chose the regular wake-up call." This master and servant are not normal, either mentally ill or crazy, stay away, must stay away.

When Vice General Cheng listened to the words and was about to leave, his legs and stomachs were still trembling, which could make the legs and stomachs of those who came from the knife and the arrow on the battlefield tremble? No one can believe this.

"By the way, Adjutant General Cheng, what's going on over there in the scout camp." Gongsun Zetian turned back from the tent again.

"The young general is clever and clever, and the past and the present are ......" Vice General Cheng was shocked when he heard Gongsun Zetian's voice, and his mouth turned into a broken thought.

"Stop, stop, what do I ask you?"

"Oh, the heroes of the Major General see the same, the first three teams have all completed their tasks in one hour, and they are all soldiers of the scout battalion."

"Oh, yes, after reading my lecture yesterday, I have listened to it, and inform them to come to my meeting tomorrow morning, except for the scout camp and those fifty people, you can consult General Situ about training matters, you don't need to ask me. I am responsible for these three hundred and fifty people. ”

"Alright, you go ahead and arrange it. Girl, hurry up and boil water for me, I want to take a bath. ”

"Didn't you just wash it in the morning?"

"After sleeping, the corners of my mouth are all hara, and I feel uncomfortable."

"Oh, then I'll get ready to go."

"Don't put a quilt on me tonight!" Gongsun Zetian was not at ease and instructed.

"No."

"Don't add a stove to me tonight!" Gongsun Zetian was still not at ease, and continued to instruct.

"Don't add"

"...... Tonight"

"It's not over, are you still washing?"

"Wash, wash, ah...... It's so cold, but what about the hot water? Give me water heat! ”

"Don't add"

“……”

It's night, and it's windy.

"Ahh......h

"It's so cold"

"This girl is too ruthless, she demolished my tent. I didn't even leave a bed quilt......"

"My tent, my big quilt, my little stove...... I miss you! ”