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Crazy Seventy looked at the boxed lunch he bought from the school cafeteria. Inside the green vegetables in the lunch box, a fat white insect wriggled in the leaves, and Crazy Seven used chopsticks to holiday this big fat worm, staring at this bug seriously, and began to think about how to deal with this bug. According to the theory of liquid doubling, everything can be eaten by removing the head. In particular, this large fat insect is rich in protein and amino acids in the lungs. Whether it is eaten raw or cooked, it is a dish with excellent taste and high nutritional value. But...... Once again, Crazy Seven looked expressionlessly at the white fat worm that was still wriggling between the chopsticks.
Sure enough, I still can't get my mouth shut. Crazy Seven sighed, and sandwiched it in front of the silver-haired girl Moon Night Painting, who was sitting next to him and his girlfriend, and wanted to ask, should this thing be thrown away? As a result, because the moon night was concentrating on eating, she thought that Mad Qi had fed her vegetables, and she ate it without hesitation...... Eaten...... Dropped ...... Finish.
Crazy Qi looked at the moonlit night with a pale face and chewed it a few times, then raised his head and asked, "Honey, what did you give me to eat just now?" Raw corn flavor. ”
“…… Nothing, a vegetable bug. Crazy Seven was expressionless.
"Oh, that's right. I thought it was breadworms. Saying that, the moonlit night painting also licked his tongue, "It's better to bake it in the microwave." ”
"Girl, you're in the bunker."
In the afternoon, it's time to get out of school. Crazy Seven and Moonlit Night Paint go home together. The Moonlit Night Painter is opposite the Crazy Seven Family, and the parents on both sides hope that the Crazy Seven and the Moonlit Night Painter can rub some emotional sparks. So every time the moonlit night painting is to go home directly with Crazy Seven, and the two began to live a cohabitation life that many people envy.
It's still business as usual today. Kurumi returns home with Moonlit Night Painting.
"I'm back." *2
"Welcome home."
Today, Mad Sama surprisingly went home earlier than Mad Seven and them.
"Mom, why are you so early today?"
"Because there's something important today~" Kurumi smiled at Kurumi Qi, black bangs covering one side of his eyes, Kurumi was wearing a very formal black dress today, as if he was going to a very important ball.
"Mom, what's the matter with you today?"
"Ink House (of course). Xiao Qi, you have to go too. Bring it back and get ready, change your clothes and let's go. Mad San's mother said and showed a very sweet smile to Mad Seven, full of maternal love.
Crazy Seven was suddenly shocked, my mother would never be so gentle! There must be some conspiracy!
Sure enough, the crazy three paintings were a pile of style: "Xiao Qi, let's go on a blind date for you today." It's embarrassing to be a little more formal if you don't wear it, but you can meet people. ”
Kurumi said, making an 'hey' expression.
Hey, your sister!
Crazy Seven was dripping into a cold sweat while secretly taking a look at the moonlit night painting...... I'm the next Olympics! What kind of trouble is this black gas that is about to become a substance!! Also, put the knife down!
Kurumi unconsciously touched his neck. I always feel that the danger of a severed head is always wrapped around me, hey......
"Mom, why are you doing this?"
Mad three mothers: ", don't you boys all like the plot of the left and right hugs of the girls? nico~nico~ni~”
Crazy Seven: "...... poi~”
When you don't have anything to say...... At this time, as long as poi~ is fine......
So in the eyes of the murderous painting on a moonlit night, Crazy Seven sadly embarked on the blind date.
An hour later, Kurumi was at the place of the blind date.
Wearing a handsome black windbreaker, textured boots and dark blue trousers, Mad San's mother nodded after looking at it and said, "Perfect, this kind of Xiao Qi, you will definitely be able to fascinate the other party at once." ”
Kurumi straightened his collar and said, "I hate the harem." ”
After meeting, Kurumi met the person who came to go on a blind date with him...... It seems to be called Isuzu Naryu.,It's a blonde breast-enlarged lady.,It's a pity that it's not the type that Crazy Seven likes.,Plus Crazy Seven already has a moonlit night painting.。 But I'm embarrassed to say it directly, but the tragedy is that the other party has a good impression of Crazy Seven.,
So Crazy Seven had to sit on the chair like an uncle, crossing Erlang's legs, the breath of a ruffian in clothes, I love madness like this, so that the other party can retreat, but Isuzu actually thinks that Crazy Seven looks very individual. Crazy Seven was stunned for a moment at the time, this kid has a brain disease!
So Crazy Seven ignored Isuzu and concentrated on playing with his mobile phone by himself, and Isuzu thought that this was the unique iceberg attribute of Crazy Seven. Crazy Seven said that what is this girl's brain circuit made of, but how could Crazy Seven admit defeat easily, so Crazy Seven had an idea and talked about a topic.
Crazy Seven: "Sister, let me tell you the truth, I had a history of mental illness ten years ago. ”
Isuzu thought to herself, after ten years, it should be fine. Just about to speak.
Who knew that Crazy Seven suddenly flipped the table and said, "Until now, it hasn't been cured!" Ahh ”
Mama Kurumi and his friends were stunned.
Isuzu had little stars in his eyes, his hands on his cheeks, and he looked at Crazy Seven like a nymphomaniac and said, "What a man with personality." ”
Crazy Seven: "......"
Kurumi: "......"
Damn, I can't go on!
The convulsive Crazy Seven turned his head and whispered in the ear of Crazy Sanma: "Mom, is this girl's brain really fine?" I mean...... Are you sure she's the eldest lady and not a psychopath? ”
"Maybe it's just because no one has ever done this to her, so it feels fresh." Mad San's mother said calmly: "But you kid has always been very fresh." ”
Refresh the lower limit of the infinite freshness.
"Honey."
"Who are you calling?"
Crazy Seven was stunned for a moment, and shouted randomly.
"Who tmd is your dear! ****up!”
After saying that, Crazy Seven never said a word to Isuzu again, and lowered his head to play with the mobile phone in his hand - this was Crazy Seven's silent protest.
And in the corner that Crazy Seven didn't know, a silver-haired girl who was hiding behind Crazy Seven's position Moon Night Painting silently praised Crazy Seven.
With this boyfriend, this life is worth it!
Seeing that the atmosphere in front of him was a little embarrassing, Crazy Samma quietly approached Crazy Seven's ear and said, "Xiaoqi, are you a little too much this time?" ”
Crazy Seven just glanced at Crazy San's mother calmly, still playing with his mobile phone.
After another five minutes, Kurumi's mother said to Mad Seven, "You can buy me a bottle of mineral water later." ”
Crazy Seven lowered his head and played with his phone and said, "Okay".
"Buy me instant noodles".
Crazy Seven still plays with his phone and says ": Okay".
"Come with me to the movies".
Kurumi was still playing with his phone and said, "Okay".
Crazy Seven is playing with his mobile phone and is getting up,
Isuzu Naru actually gave Kurumi a sentence "When I'm my boyfriend?" ”
Kurumi casually said "Okay".
A minute later, Kurumi realizes that he has made a bigger disaster than a catastrophe.
And Isuzu Naryu because of the success of his plan, smiled at Crazy Seven sweetly and coquettishly: "Brother Crazy Seven, you are as cool as the sun, so out of the crowd, you are your asteroid, accompanying you." ”
"Enough!"
Syllable!
With a coquettish sound, the table was slammed hard.
All three were startled at the same time.
It turned out that the moon night painting, who had been hiding in the back row, couldn't help Isuzu's blatant flirtatious behavior of crazy seven, and suddenly stood up.
"Who are you?" Isuzu said with an unhappy frown. "Didn't you see that I was on a blind date with Brother Crazy Seven?"
"Vixen. It's not good to be in the rubble with a throw to hook up with my man! Moonlit Night said through gritted teeth at Isuzu with a frosty face.
"Whose finger-sucking original chicken is this that hasn't been wrapped properly and exposed you?" Isuzu was also full of hostility and stared at the moonlit night painting.
"Original chicken? The old lady hates junk food the most! Moonlit Night Paint snorted.
"Huh? It turns out that you are not the helper invited by Kaifeng Cuisine...... Then what kind of garlic do you tmd come out of here! Isuzu also slammed the table and stood up. What's wrong with people and Brother Crazy Seven going on a blind date to get in your way! ”
"It's in the way! You vixen who robs men! Moonlit Night Paint yelled very unpleasantly.
"Robbing men? He's your husband!? Isuzu stared at Moonnight Paint with disdain, holding her chest with both hands, and her chest bulged like a mountain of flesh without losing to Moonnight Paint.
Yueye Hui stretched out his hand and pointed at Crazy Seven and said, "Although I haven't received the certificate yet, Crazy Seven will be my person sooner or later!" Stay where you go! ”
"Do you think you're beautiful?" Isuzu snorted: "Brother Crazy Seven likes a lady like me, do you understand?" ”
Tsukiya and Isuzu gritted their teeth at the same time, and after three seconds, they hit each other's heads at the same time and yelled at Crazy Seven.
"Crazy Seven (Brother)" Whose side are you going to be on!
"My mom's side." Kurumi hid behind Masanma at some point and said, "Whoever of you can be better than my mother, I'll stand on whomever side." ”
Moonlit night painting and Isuzu dumb fire at the same time. Kurumi couldn't help but admire his son. While praising himself, the altitude problem was instantly kicked back to the two girls.
What to do? I can't say that I am better than my future mother-in-law. Otherwise, what if you are troubled at that time?