The flirtatious eyes make all the flowers and words, and the swallows don't feel good
"Jia Baoyu" drooped his head, and was helplessly pushed into Jianfeng City Qianzhuang by "Charming Eyes". As soon as the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info entered the door, his leg was kicked again, and he knelt down beside the big shopkeeper of the money bank with a "bang".
The big shopkeeper shouted "oops", and hurriedly stepped forward to help him while saying: "This young man, since the opening of the store, has adhered to the business philosophy of 'people-oriented, service-oriented', and the service attitude of 'serious, sincere, and dedicated'. Although it is very good, we have always regarded money as dung and regarded customers as God. As soon as the young man entered the door, he made such a big gift, the little old man really didn't dare to be, I don't know the young man, what is the matter? ”
"Jia Baoyu" rubbed his elbow and was slowly picked up by the shopkeeper, glanced at the other party and said, "You don't ask me if I have a fall, what the hell are you talking about?" ”
"He thought you were here for a mortgage. Come, let this girl care and care for you, Shaoxia, why do you hurt? "Winning" said as he stepped through the door.
"Jia Baoyu" heard "Charming Eyes" asking him behind him, knowing that another catastrophe was coming, he quickly turned around and said: "It doesn't hurt anywhere, as soon as you enter the door, you can see the magnificence of the decoration here, which is really not comparable to other places." But I want to take a closer look at what this floor is made of! ”
"Jia Baoyu" stepped on the floor with his foot, nodded and continued, "The high-quality solid wood floor, I can't see any good things painted on it, both smooth and slippery, I accidentally didn't stand firm!" How can I let the girl care for me again, but I should care about the girl, and come in slowly, hey, by the way, you go slowly. ”
"Mei Yan'er" poked "Jia Baoyu" on the forehead with his finger and asked meanly: "Then, is it really okay, Shaoxia?" ”
"It's really fine, don't dare to bother the girl!" "Jia Baoyu" looked sincerely frightened.
"Then you, if it's really okay, it's fine," and in an instant, the tone of "winkling" intensified, and then added, "I want you to fall again!" ”
When "Jia Baoyu" heard this, he was so frightened that he changed his tone and said, "Don't! Good man, although I can't talk about being handsome, let me fall again, if I become friends with you after breaking the phase, it will also damage your face, right? Let's spare this time for now. ”
"Yingyan'er" sneered: "Who is right with you in terms of your virtue?" It's okay if you don't fall, you can take out all the money now, pay this girl, and let you go immediately. ”
"Jia Baoyu" glanced at him cautiously, and said aggrievedly: "Girl, to tell you the truth, where did I get the silver when I first arrived?" To tell a half-lie will make me rot my tongue. ”
"Flattering eyes" stared directly at "Jia Baoyu", and interrogated like a county magistrate: "What do you have?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" tidied up his hairstyle and replied calmly: "Except for the dignified appearance and talent, there is really nothing else!" ”
"Charming eyes" wanted to laugh but didn't smile, and said disdainfully: "Looking like this, it's called good-looking?" Don't ruin my three views. ”
"Jia Baoyu" smiled, nodded and said, "The good-looking ones are not obvious, not too obvious!" I'm the look-a-kind type. ”
When the shopkeeper of the money village heard this, he laughed and interjected: "Even if the handsome man has a fart?" We can't swipe your face at our store! ”
"Yingyan'er" pouted and said, "I think you are shameless and very specific!" After a while, he pointed at him and said, "I don't dare to lie to me, so let's do my long-term work if you don't have any money, and help me work to pay off my debts!" ”
Jia Baoyu took two steps back, thought for a moment and said, "I never do the work under the fence. ”
"Smiley" asked, "Why?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" rolled his eyes and replied: "Because, this, this is my principle." Besides, in my capacity ......"
"Then it's okay if you don't do my long-term work, you have to let me fight." Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by "Meiyaner", and as she spoke, she dodged and approached "Jia Baoyu" very quickly.
"Jia Baoyu" covered his face and shouted: "Don't beat me, I'll do your long-term work." ”
"You've figured it out, it's too late, I want you to do a long job that I beat." After speaking, "Charming Eyes" grabbed "Jia Baoyu's" ears and pulled him out of the bank.
The two of them came out of Qianzhuang, only to find that the wind outside was blowing very strongly, and there was a great tendency for mountain rain to come! "Jia Baoyu" was pulled by the ear, flattened his head and followed "Meiyaner" to the east gate of Jianfeng City. At this time, he saw a patrolman, and he raised his voice and shouted, "Help!" The patrol soldier didn't seem to understand Chinese and left on his own.
"Don't shout," "Eye-catching" warns him, "the patrol doesn't care about such trivial matters, and even if you speak American English, he won't pay attention to you." Out of Jianfeng City is the golden beach, you honestly catch me a sea monster, catch it and sell it to pay off the debt! If you want to have a few more wounds, just scream twice and try! ”
"Jia Baoyu" followed behind without saying a word, thinking: This girl is more powerful than Feng Lazi, interesting, interesting! Just about to go out of the city to see a flash of white light, there was a muffled sound in the sky, it was really a silent thunderstorm on the ----- flat ground, and the spring rain was dense and passers-by were wet.
"Jia Baoyu" and "Mei Yan'er" had to hide under the city gate, and only a small piece of dry land was left wet by the rain wrapped in the wind, and the two of them stood.
Looking out from the city gate, all the green hills and greenery are soaked in water, like a landscape painting splashed with ink. "Jia Baoyu" looked up at the sky, the clouds and the south water were continuous, it seemed that the rain could not stop for a while, he listened to the sound of raindrops, and couldn't help but sigh, "The pine wind cooks the tea Lang intentionally, and the bamboo rain talks about the poetry concubine ruthlessly!" ”
"Meiyan'er" looked at him, blinked his eyes very slyly and said, "Can't you see it?!" I'm in a good mood, bear child, and I can chant poetry! ”
"Jia Baoyu" heard her ask this, and her eyes flashed, and she thought, it turns out that this girl knows some poetry, this is a perfect opportunity for the driver to escape! smiled secretly and said: "Don't tell lies in front of real people, girl, I am the descendant of the poet immortal Li Bai, the apprentice of the poet saint Du Fu, and I am known as the little showman who is full of money." This is not for nothing, I can not only recite poetry, but also 'lewd' poetry! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he ate a big mouth, and this slap hit him to the point that he saw a rare ---- from your star.
I heard "Charming Eyes" say: "Don't fool in front of me, this palace won't eat your set!" I asked you if you could recite poetry, and you listened well, 'chanting' is to read with emotion. If you're going to be dishonest again, I'll let you go out and catch me a sea monster right now. If you're doing better, I'll consider waiting until the rain stops before letting you work! ”
"Jia Baoyu" pouted and muttered: "My face is swollen by you, why should I moan?" ”
"Okay, then you go out to work!" As he spoke, he pushed him into the rain.
"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly retreated, accompanied by a smiling face and said: "Wait, wait, the rain falls and the clouds are crying, and the wind and waves are white." I want to try, but I can't moan, don't blame me! Cleared his throat------
The gray sky is full of smoke and rain
The town is soaked in spring
The eaves play a touching melody
The raindrops are like pipa girls
White gauze robe heart word Luo Yi
There was a blur between the eyebrows
Rigid lattice revers
An endgame that is destined to be lost
The weeping raindrops said the words that miss you for me
The light smoke and rain gradually turned to a hurry
Interrupted fantasy wet you
The aroma of red clay stove Nagisa wine rolling
I drank it and the bottom of the glass was exposed
Lan Zhou quietly left me
Please take away all the affection
The ethereal water ripples
That's if you're the rain or the fish
The weeping raindrops say that I love you for me
The wind broke into the pavilion and soaked the mat with rain
You are desperate to go, and you don't want to leave any room for it
Losing your sky loses its meaning
The weeping raindrops said the words that miss you for me
The soles of the embroidered shoes left on the shore were covered in mud
I waved my hand vigorously and was fascinated
Isn't it my gentleness that you feel tired of
The weeping raindrops say that I love you for me
The wind broke into the pavilion and soaked the mat with rain
You are desperate to go, and you don't want to leave any room for it
Losing your sky loses its meaning
Weeping raindrops for me
Kiss you gently
The soles of the embroidered shoes left on the shore were covered in mud
I waved my hand vigorously and was fascinated
Isn't it my gentleness that you feel tired of
Can weeping raindrops
Tell me where you are.
"Meiyaner" could hear it in Hong Kong, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be able to read this wonderful love poem, the adaptation is good, where did you reprint it!?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly defended proudly: "This is just a poem I improvised and I have done a lot of this kind of poem." ”
"Flicker" smiled and said, "Flicker, flicker." Hehe, if you don't lie, you won't speak! ”
"Jia Baoyu" squeezed out a smile and said: "I'm a newcomer, how dare I lie to you, besides, I'm your long-term worker, I'll give you a book of poems another day." ”
"Meiyan'er" snorted and said, "When it gets dark for a while, you must be bragging about flying in the sky, and before you can praise you twice, your tail will be cocked." You ......"
"Jia Baoyu" interrupted her and said, "Alas, the girl's words are wrong! I look at this Jianfeng City, Huatian Treasure Landscape Show, you are a pretty elf, outstanding spirit poetry and scholarly fragrance, there is a way that the spring rain is like nectar, and the beauty provokes lovesickness. As for you saying that I will get up after two clicks, that is my inner turmoil, heartfelt emotion, and I can't help it. ”
"Yingyan'er" raised his hand as if he was going to hit someone, and said, "You! Flim Flam took advantage of me again. I wanted to let you go, but I didn't expect you to be so nasty and shameless! ”
"There were too many people in the world who pretended to be serious, so I had to pretend to be serious," After speaking, "Jia Baoyu" could hear that she was not really angry, and wanted to run away.
So he said in a respectful tone: "I won't blame you for saying this about me, because you don't know me well enough, girl, you are not only beautiful and moving, you can close the moon and fall geese on the top, and sink fish and flowers on the bottom." And kind-hearted, although you have beaten me, but I think that if I change someone else, I will be miserable again. I have a small suggestion for you out of all my heart, and that is that I hope that the girl will not pretend to be fierce in the future, for such a look will be detrimental to your beautiful image in my heart. I also really want to make friends with you, it's better to find some time, find some free, let's go home together to see, the so-called 'mountain trail picking flowers and spring wine, bamboo window leaving the moon night tea', after the appointment, you will understand what kind of person I am, don't look at the information, see the effect! ”
"Is that really what you think in your heart? I hurt you, don't you hate me at all? The tone of "winkling" no longer became stern.
"Jia Baoyu" seized the opportunity and said at a very fast speed: "I don't hate, I really don't hate, I'm grateful that it's too late, how can I hate you, it was you who made me understand the sinister truth of the rivers and lakes, and it was you who made me see the hope of equality between men and women!" You are the engineer of my soul, the ladder of my progress, and the bridge of my success. You are my knowledge, my source, my strength......"
"Charming eyes" smiled and said: "Come on, I'll let you go now, before I change my mind, you quickly disappear in front of my eyes!" ”
Humility makes people progress, and compliments make people comfortable. People really love to eat Shunqi pills! "Jia Baoyu" turned around and walked away quickly after hearing her, hid a little farther away and began to mumble in his mouth: "Zhang Cheng looks like this, it's a pity, the fierce one still wants to close the moon and be ashamed, and it hurts me so badly." ”
Unexpectedly, he was heard by "Meiyaner" and called him: "Come back!" What did you just say? ”
"Jia Baoyu" turned around and said loudly: "I said you, you look like this, your breasts are very beautiful, very similar to my mother, looking at me so far away!" As he spoke, he ran backwards.
Running, running, feeling a softness in his back, he turned around, and it turned out that he had bumped into another woman. The woman was furious and said, "You don't look at the road when you walk, you don't have long eyes!?" ”
"Jia Baoyu" was busy running for his life, and he didn't look back at the man, and said angrily: "It's raining so hard, I'm walking backwards again, and there is a chrysanthemum behind me, but it's not used to recognize the way!" I think this female lost owner is a bad omen......"
Before he could take two more steps, there was a sharp pain in his arm, and one of the woman's hands grasped him firmly. "Jia Baoyu" just got out of the wolf's mouth and into the tiger's den, so he had to admit that he was unlucky, he stopped and stared carefully at the girl who grabbed him.
She's as tall as herself, with thick dark hair tied into a pigtail, like a stubborn microphone! The wet hair that was in a hurry in the rain was still draining down with her sideburns, and the rain flowed down the cheeks of the very iconic melon seeds from both sides to the root of her beautiful chin, and then fell on her wheezing chest little by little.
The eyebrows are as shiny as hair, dense into willow leaves, and the eyebrows are flat. The eyes are very large, which can be called apricot eyes, with gods, might, and ruthlessness. The bridge of the nose is not high but small and delicate, and the wings of the nose are slightly fanned, which may be tiring from the journey or angry.
The upper and lower lips are tight, slightly pursed, and the size is just right to contain the next cherry! Narrow shoulders, perfect shoulder line, impeccable, looks weak. On his right shoulder, he carried a large package, which was also soaked, and white juice flowed intermittently from the package, and it was assumed that it contained white flour.
It was her left hand that grabbed her right arm. The fingers are very thin and pink and jade-colored, and I can't see that there is so much force. Smoothly up, a small piece of arm exposed outside the embroidered arrow sleeve, whiter than peach blossoms, more pink than snow, after the rain, flawless and tender! The willow is small and the waist is slightly tight, the gold wire inlaid with jade waist bag is slightly tight, the size of the Lanzhou ramen bowl, as the saying goes, "the small waist is thin, and the body has a stunt", this woman should not be underestimated.
Her upper body was covered with a pink and gold thread embroidered heroine's dress, the length of the dress and the body were just right, and the lace was slightly above the knee. On his feet is a pair of medium-cut yellow sheepskin bag boots, with a heel height of about three centimeters, which is considered a wedge heel. There is a pair of cyan fat bloomers between the boots, so it is impossible to tell if it is an S-shape, an O-shape, or an elephant-shaped leg.
There is a hole in the left knee, there are mud spots at the mouth of the hole, the rain road slippery may be the latest work, and there is a patch on the right knee, and the patch is embroidered with a fly's head in small letters, three words...... Before she could see what was written, "Jia Baoyu" was pulled by her, and she stumbled heavily on the bluestone slab under her feet, and then "Jia Baoyu" found that the heel of her right foot was sharper than the left one, and she also found that she had an extra pair of feet in front of her at some point.
He didn't dare to raise his head, he didn't dare to get up, and he was ready to eat a "fist and foot rice bowl" in the wind and rain.
"What's the matter with you?" The voice was still angry.
"He owes me money, if you kill him, there will be no one to do long-term work for me, and if no one does long-term work, I will not make money, you say it's none of my business? Besides, if you beat him, you just won't give me face, and if you don't give me face, it's more ugly than beating me. "Jia Baoyu" could hear that it was a "flattering voice", but he couldn't act rashly until he was sure, for fear of causing unexpected trouble, so he had to continue to listen to them.
"'Charming eyes', we have always been well water and not river water, for this stinky boy, you dare to turn your face against me?"
"Meiyan'er" heard her arrogant and unreasonable, and said very irritably and contemptuously: "'Piao Lingyan', don't drag me with me, your husband-to-be just now wants me to score three points!" On the contrary, if you are afraid, you can't do it? I'm too lazy to argue with you, so you just say you can't let people go! ”
"Piao Lingyan" heard her mention her husband-to-be, and couldn't help but be angry, and sneered: "Okay, people can put it, wait for me to send this trip to Cuixing City, go back to the gang and pay the silver ticket, let's see you on the 'Gao Ge' bridge." ”
"Who's afraid of whom! After a while, you complete the gang mission and send me a message to inform me, I will go back to take a shower first, change clothes, and then learn your tricks. The words landed, and the two feet in front of Jia Baoyu disappeared from sight, and when he stood up, the thin right heel and the thick left heel gradually drifted away......
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