Li Erdan's Yang God, who was making a bad stealth on the helicopter, suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, because he saw Xiaoxiao running towards the flybridge deck. And his physical body is only wearing a pair of briefs, alas, in a front-facing posture.

Erdan really wanted to divide the Yang God into two halves, half to deal with the four rubbing birds on the helicopter, and half to return to the body, so that the body could be resurrected, and then put on the clothes as soon as possible, so as not to let the sister-in-law see his almost naked body, but his Yang God was lacking in skills.

The reason why the bald man fired two rockets just now missed the target was because the two eggs made it bad. Erdan's specific operation is that when the bald man launches the rocket, he pushes the bazooka up slightly. As the saying goes, the slightest mistake is a thousand miles, and then the two rockets of the bald man missed the target.

At this moment, the second egg is the body of the yang god, which can be hidden and revealed, and can also walk in the sky. On a whim, he wanted to tease the four birdmen, and it was not too late to destroy them when he was exhausted.

At this moment, how did the four guys in the helicopter know that there was a person hidden on the helicopter, because this was completely beyond their knowledge of the world.

Xiaoxiao ran down the stairs to the flybridge deck on the top floor, and then she was stunned, her pretty face was flushed, and her small eyes looked uncontrollably towards Erdan's privacy.

I'll you, it's spectacular!

Xiaoxiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and shouted to Erdan with a red face: "Li Erdan, are you asleep?" There are villains in the sky who want to kill us! Hurry up and knock them down. ”

Knock it down? It's a bit wicked to laugh at that. At this moment, the "muzzle" on Erdan's body is not facing the direction of the helicopter, but the "cannonball" has not yet been loaded, and even if it is loaded, the probability of being able to shoot down the helicopter is rounded to zero!

"Erdan" smiled.

Erdan didn't reply, and continued to sleep, sleeping deeply, in fact, it was almost like a dead man.

Xiaoxiao was so angry that he shouted loudly: "Li Erdan, wake up quickly!" ”

"Two eggs. Cousin-in-law, brother-in-law. ”

……

No matter how Xiaoxiao shouted, Erdan was in a deep sleep, and there was no sign of waking up.

Xiaoxiao looked up at the helicopter in the sky, her red face turned white all of a sudden, she was frightened, she saw a short man on the helicopter carrying a bazooka on his shoulder against the yacht, to be precise, to be here. The pointed thing on the head of the bazooka is not a rocket but a god. Although Xiaoxiao has never seen the power of rockets with her own eyes, she has seen it in movies. That guy, he's so old, he can blow up a car with a bang, and he can blow up a building with two bangs.

At the moment of danger, where can Xiaoxiao still care about the prohibition of whether men and women are allowed to kiss or not, she quickly ran to Li Erdan, who was sleeping like an uncle on the chaise longue, kicked on his body, and shouted: "Li Erdan, wake up!" ”

The yang god of the second egg came out of his body, and at this moment he left his body in vain, and he couldn't wake up if he wanted to!

Xiaoxiao kicked Erdan several times, but Erdan didn't react at all.

Xiaoxiao suddenly felt very strange, because it seemed that she found that Erdan did not have a wheezing sound.

There's no wheezing, that person is hanging up to the rhythm!

Li Erdan, people won't die, right?

Well, it's very likely. The bad guy is flying in the sky, okay, if someone hits the second egg with a shuttle bullet, it will be difficult for him not to die.

Xiaoxiao was suddenly afraid, and the soles of his feet were cold. She squatted on Erdan's head tremblingly, and placed the index finger of her right hand on his nostril, testing her breath.

No breathing, really no breathing.

Generally speaking, if a person is not breathing, then the person is hanging.

Xiaoxiao was scared to death, and his brain went blank for a short time.

"Li Erdan, you won't really die, will you? But you're all right! Xiaoxiao said with a sad face, and tears flowed down very unhappily.

Then she made a bolder move, leaning her ear to Erdan's heart to hear if there was still a heartbeat.

If the heart is still beating when a person is not breathing, then the person is not dead and can still be saved. I know a little bit about first aid, such as artificial respiration.

"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing?"

A voice came into Xiaoxiao's ears, cousin Song Weiwei's voice.

In his eyes, he saw Li Erdan lying on a chair in briefs, his legs open at an angle, and he was full of manliness. And his cousin Xiaoxiao actually put half of her face on the chest socket of the second egg.

What's going on? Could it be that the two of them carried themselves behind their backs......

Seeing her cousin coming, Xiaoxiao did not panic, but slowly raised her head, crying and said to Weiwei: "Sister, Li Erdan is dead, no breathing, no heartbeat." ”

Slightly angry, he snorted coldly, "Dead? It's better to be dead! What the hell are you two doing behind my back? ”

She was so angry that she threw the tray on the ground, and all kinds of fruits and drinks fell all over the floor. It's not that she's stingy, but it's this situation, she can't help but think about it!

The Yang God of the Second Egg really can't wait to return to the body immediately and explain to Weiwei. But now the short man is going to shoot rockets again.

"Dead, really dead. Sister, I didn't lie to you. Li Erdan didn't breathe, and he didn't have a heartbeat. Come and see. "Laugh.

Slightly stunned, "Really?" How can a good person die? ”

Xiaoxiao pointed at the helicopter at the stern of the boat, "Maybe those people killed me!" Come and see if the second egg is still saved. ”

Although Shui Ye is short, he still looks very majestic when he carries a bazooka on his shoulder.

"The water master is mighty!" The driver slapped a sycophant, "I believe that Master Shui will never miss the target like someone who fired two shots in a row." ”

The bald man glared at the driver fiercely and did not speak, because there was no face to speak.

"If he misses the target, Lao Tzu will jump into the sea and drown." Shui Ye said, saying the launch button that was pressed.

……

Listening to the slight laughter and saying that the second egg was dead, it didn't look like she was lying at all, and she was not lightly frightened, ignoring the rockets launched from the helicopter, and ran towards the sleeping second egg in a panic.

A rocket swept two meters above Weiwei's head, and the sound of high-speed flight tearing through the air was particularly harsh, and the flames in the tail left a smell of fuel, and the air seemed to be scorched.

With a pop, the rocket went into the water and missed the target.

Shui Ye was also dumbfounded, and said, "Fake, how can this be?" ”

"I don't know why this happened, I obviously aimed at it, but I couldn't hit it accurately." Bald and meaty man.

Shui Ye just said that if he couldn't hit the yacht, he would jump into the sea and drown, and anyone who saw it would know that he was farting.

"Maybe there's something wrong with the bazooka." The driver gave an explanation, and did not pursue what Shui Ye just said about jumping into the sea and drowning, "What year was your bazooka produced?" Has the expiration date passed? ”