Chapter 94: How the Love Saint is Cultivated

Of course, our Xiao Qiang classmate is not the type to retreat when encountering difficulties, which is not in line with Xiao Qiang's character, and there is a group of bastards waiting to see his jokes behind him.

"Grass, Lao Tzu was known as punching the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking the Beihai Kindergarten, soaking up the Yanjing girls, and breaking the hearts of countless women, up to ninety-nine, down to the jade-faced little Yama who just knew how to go, and all of them were killed! It's just a foreign girl......"

Pretended to tidy up the clothes that were not messy, and then walked to the opposite of the beauty and sat down seriously.

Seeing that someone was near her, the blonde beauty raised her head and showed a smile to Xiao Qiang, and suddenly an exotic atmosphere came, making Xiao Qiang almost disarm on the spot.

Say it silently in your heart a few times, "Calm down!" Xiao Qiang couldn't help but scold himself a little secretly that he was too unproductive, he hadn't seen any big scenes, how could he fall under the pomegranate skirt of this little foreign girl.

I think that when our classmate Xiao Qiang was still very young, he had a big dream, that is, to build a big harem of his own, and to overthrow a few Japanese chicks, and when he spurred her on the bed, he shouted loudly, "Hit little Japanese imperialism!" "Absolutely patriotic youth.

Of course, although he has grown up now, he doesn't have the messy thoughts he had when he was a child, but when a blonde and blue-eyed quasi-very beautiful woman appeared in front of him, Xiao Qiang suddenly felt a sense of pride.

"Hit European and American imperialism!"

Thinking that even if he failed, at least he could be regarded as a patriotic and righteous man, Xiao Qiang suddenly felt full of pride. A righteous and awe-inspiring expression that is not afraid of death.

"Hello, beauty, can you understand me speaking Mandarin?"

The blonde beauty turned to Xiao Qiang and smiled, "Of course, although I am a foreigner, I was born and raised in China, which is half a Chinese!" ”

"Grass, that's easy!" Xiao Qiang secretly screamed, and then showed a smile that was not worth his life, "Beauty, what time is it?" ”

Alice glanced down at the watch on her wrist, didn't notice Xiao Qiang's eyes suddenly narrowed, looked up and said with a smile, "It's 20:30 Huaxia time!" ”

Xiao Qiang smiled without missing a trace, "Ha Luha, my mobile phone shows the time at 20:30, beauty, do you say that this is considered that we are very fateful!" ”

Alice was stunned for a moment, and soon looked at Xiao Qiang with interest, "Sir, you are really humorous!" ”

Xiao Qiang's gaze swept over Alice's wrist again without a trace, and he looked at the watch on the other party's wrist, the black silk strap, the citrine gemstone crystal, and the dial looked like a natural mother-of-pearl diamond.

It seems to be a very ordinary watch, but Xiao Qiang knows that this is a Breguet-REINEDENAPLES series of women's mechanical watches, the price is at least one million, and ordinary people can't afford such an expensive watch.

And although Breguet is not as well-known as Patek Philippe and Vacheron Constantin, it is also a luxury brand, a true luxury product for a few people in the world.

As for the Rolex, Omega and other watches in everyone's mouth, they can only be ranked in high-end brands, and they are used by those nouveau riche to pretend to use, and the rich people who really have taste and precipitation will not be stupid enough to buy a Rolex that looks like gold and wear it on their wrists.

It seems that this woman is not simple! A thought flashed through Xiao Qiang's heart.

"Hey, this handsome guy, shouldn't you take the initiative to introduce your name when you talk to a lady?"

Alice said with a smile, her slender fingers swaying gently over the goblet of the cocktail, her sexy red lips and perfect cheeks making her feel guilty in the dim light of the bar.

"Ha Lu Ha...... Beauty, you're right, you haven't introduced yourself yet! ”

Xiao Qiang suddenly snorted, and then said with a smile, "I am the mighty Nanyang Da, killing all over Longtou Street, romantic but not obscene, sexy but not offensive, known as Nanyang Richard Gere, personable, Yushu in the wind, charming little whirlwind on the bed, surnamed Xiao Mingqiang, a lot of advice." ”

Alice suddenly squirted out the wine stains in her mouth, and hurriedly took out a tissue from the side to gently wipe the wine stains on the bar, glaring at Xiao Qiang with some resentment, this action immediately made someone's lower body almost awe-inspiring.

"Sir, you have such a good sense of humor!"

Alice smiled helplessly, but she was secretly scolding in her heart, is this guy really the target this time, he is simply a complete pervert, is the boss beaten by such a guy and has to lie dormant for thirty years?

"Hey...... Everybody says that about me! Xiao Qiang accepted the other party's "compliment" very unceremoniously.

"Angel's kiss? Oh! Beauty, you shouldn't drink such a cocktail, this is only for little girls in love, in that case, I'll have a devil's kiss! Xiao Qiang said curiously to the bartender on the side.

Alice smiled bitterly, she didn't seem to have heard of such a cocktail name, and she didn't expose it anyway, the two of them leaned together and chatted without a word, but now, Alice seemed to be a little interested in Xiao Qiang.

Xiao Qiang pretended to say hello lightly, "Beauty, meeting is fate, it is better to leave each other's phone number, and you can spend a good night together when you are lonely and lonely in the future!" ”

In less than five sentences, our Xiao Qiang's true nature has been exposed.

Alice smiled, "Are you usually so straightforward about picking up girls?" ”

Xiao Qiang replied seriously, "Half of it, as a love saint in a place like a bar, everyone is just acting on the spot, after a night, go their separate ways, I never ask for a phone, of course, if you meet a once-in-a-lifetime beauty, you naturally need to contact for a long time!" ”

Alice laughed, "You're so direct! ”

Xiao Qiang waved his hand, "I will never lie to a woman in my life, especially a beautiful woman!" ”

"For your sake, I'll give you a chance! If you can make me laugh, then I'll give you my phone number! ”

Xiao Qiang said with a smile, "Beauty, you also underestimate me too much, don't you know that I also have a nickname called the life navigator of the lost girl, the enlightened protector of the confused young woman?" ”

"You have so many titles!"

"Listen to me tell you a little story! One of my first-year classmates was lying listlessly on his desk.

The female teacher asked him, "What's wrong with you?" ”

The students protested: "I think I have the ability to go to the third grade, the first grade is too easy for me. I'm smarter than my sister, but she's in 3rd grade. I feel like I should be in third grade too! ”

The female teacher then took the students to the principal's office. She explained the student's situation to the principal.

The principal said that I would give the student a test, and if the student got any of the questions wrong, then he should stay in the first grade.

The female teacher agreed, and so did the students.

The principal asked, "What is 3 times 3?" The student replied, "9" and the principal asked, "What is 6 times 6?" The student replied: "36" And just like that, the principal asked a lot of 3rd grade questions, and the students answered them correctly.

So the principal said to the student's female teacher, "I think he can go to the third grade." ”

The female teacher said, "Let me ask him a few questions." ”

Both the principal and the students agreed.

Female teacher: "There are 4 cows and I only have 2, guess what?" ”

The corners of Alice's eyes changed, she glared at Xiao Qiang fiercely, and scolded in a low voice, "Little pervert!" ”

Xiao Qiang ignored himself and continued, "The principal looked at the female teacher's breasts...... The student replied very calmly: "Legs." ”(6)

The female teacher continued to ask, "What is it, you need to use your hand to help it before it can insert something else?" When it is inserted, it will tremble all over its body, and this is also the most post-ejaculation stage of its ejaculation! ”

Alice reached out this time and was about to splash the cocktail in her hand on Xiao Qiang, but she didn't expect the other party to take the lead in waving her hand, and then said very calmly, "Bow and arrow!" ”

Alice thought about it for a moment, and suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, "Well, you win!" Mr. Xiao Qiang! Get your phone over! ”

Xiao Qiang was stunned for a moment, and kicked the classic blue-screen old-fashioned mobile phone over, "It's so easy, I thought that the more beautiful the beauty, the more difficult it is, how can a beauty like you not conquer it overnight, I didn't expect it to be so easy!" I have a lot of jokes like this, and it's okay to tell them all night! My humor cells are as ample as my bedside stay! ”

Alice was once again speechless by Xiao Qiang, she didn't know how many times she was speechless tonight, looking at the mobile phone in her hand that should have been put in the museum, it was really a ...... Strange people!

Enter a mobile phone number, and then hand it to Xiao Qiang with a smile, "This is my number, don't tell others casually!" Little handsome guy, I hope to meet next time! ”

After saying that, Alice stood up, raised her hands, stretched a bewitching lazy waist, smiled ambiguously at Xiao Qiang, turned around and was about to leave, and when she walked to the door of the bar, Alice suddenly stopped, and then turned to Xiao Qiang and smiled.

"Mr. Xiao Qiang, a very interesting person, I hope we have a chance to meet again!"

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